ROFL moments

[The_Pirate]

Hey all,

We all have those moments where you are like 'WTF am I doing? This would be really funny if it wasn't me...'. Thought it'd be amusing to share them, sort of a polar opposite to the 'Me so PRO'ness out there and have a good laugh at the same time.

Here's mine from yesterday....

Ever heard about the one of the hunter who ran in between two warring parties really going at it, and proceeded to grind? It didn't end well...

So Goats had taken Efe and relic was out. I figured I'd suicide, res at altar and chase relic. Cunning plan worked perfectly, except realm mates retook relic while I was en route. Figured I'd go grind my 5 necro off at SH.

Got to SH, just wanted to get rid of necro. Dismounted, picked golem, killed it. 2nd kill - necro dropped, halfway through 3rd kill I spot a buffed Pig running towards me. I think 'crap - HP 1/4 down, no buffs, not good.' DS Pig, start to cast camo. Get hit by 2 different Pig archers, realise there's a red group charging my way. Turn to run and see green group rushing towards me going 'Jarne NO, Jarne - ACA, ACA!'. Realise the general chat is full of these comments... Die of course

Moral of the story - FFS check chat, keep eye on surroundings and spam surveillance!
Moral no. 2 of the story - LMFAO