Daring New War Zone Tactics!

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Yes, last night myself and Revenant Mersault unveiled a number of cutting edge strategies, never previously witnessed on the battle field...


Using Rocks And Plants To Stop Your Horse

How many times have you discovered the 's' key or down cursor has been stolen from your keyboard, leaving you unable to stop your horse! Well now there is an answer for this common problem. By manoeuvring your steed into a natural obstacle you can prevent forward movement *INDEFINITELY*. However, this technique needs to be used with caution, as it can stop you *ever* reaching your destination.


Going To A Different Fort To The One The Battle Is At

Though to some, this may have appeared like we were simply lost or forgetful, we were *actually* testing a new evasion technique. This method can reduce your damage received dramatically, due to this distance between you and the actual battle. Little more to say on this one, we are geniuses, clearly...


Walking Into Fort Walls

To the passing observer this may have looked like we were simply incompetent. However, nothing could be further from the truth! By approaching an enemy controlled fort, from the side, then walking into the wall for a length of time, will cause any nearby enemies to become confused at your behaviour, thus letting their guard down. It's *THEN* that you strike, spinning around unexpectedly and slaughtering every foe! Since this method is still being developed, we didn't get to the second part on this occasion, but the initial walking into the wall part of the plan, we have now perfected.


New Method For Raising Troop Moral

If anybody witnessed me stumbling around, in the middle of a fort siege, chatting to strangers on general, with very poor spelling, and *possibly* telling them I loved them... this, to the untrained eye, may have appeared foolish. But *NO*! I was actually raising troop moral, to ensure our warriors fought at their optimum efficiency. Yup, that's it.


All these methods would not have been discovered if it wasn't for a new premium potion we have discovered. Side effects can include slurred speech, double vision, and spontaneous and irrational behaviour, but as you can see from above, the strategic potential is awesome...