Yes, I'm polish.

[Pizdzius]

Taken from an article in a French Newspaper: (please take a note I am translating from polish)
"Poland. This is a country full of absurd. A country where every fifth citizen lost his life during World War Second, where 1/5 of nation lives in other countries and where one on three people has 20 years. A country that has twice as much students than France, and engineer's salary is lower than road worker's. A country, where average citizen spends twice the salary he's paid, where average salary doesn't exceed price (!) of three pairs of good shoes, where we are said there is no poverty and foreign capital is invested every day. A country, in which a price of a car is equivalent to three year salary, yet still you can't find a place to park a car. A country ruled by former socialists, where christian festivals are days free of work (!)
A weird country, where you can talk in english with a steward, in french with a cook, in german with a shop seller, but to talk with a minister or official you have to find a translator.

Poles..! How do you do that?"

Damn, they are right ;(