Disturbing meat thing

[Pizdzius]

From time to time, once a month or two, I find a bits of meat inside of my house, near the doors on the floor. I mean, wtf? I don't even eat that kind of meat. Looks like bacon, it's dried a bit, not rotting, but before I go to sleep, there's nothing there. I don't have any animals, rodents, not even insects cause I really HATE cockroaches and I care for my house in that way. So last time I noticed that part of the meat was stuck in the closed door like someone was trying to shove it inside. The thing is - my door is reinforced (Gerda doors!) and cannot be slightly opened just by shoving meat inside. And today I found the meat meter away from doors. What. the. fuck?

I am more than sure I don't carry the meat in on my boots cause I use the wiper. Seriously you guys ever heard of something like that?