Artec's Unstable Nursery Rhymes

bois · 08-29-2012, 03:53 PM

Hey all. I normally don't make these kind of posts but due to request I am going to post some humourous rhymes (hopefully). I been making them up over free time and have quite a few now. I call them Artec's Unstable Nursery Rhymes.

I'll post some. Hope you find it funny.

#1
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick ,
Jack meet mob,
Jack give Kick.
Jack show timing Jack show skill,
Jack learn Ganker arrow quicker still.

#2
Little Johnny Hunter sat in a corner in camo in Samal tower.
He tried to cap,
but his fate was sealed when he got revealed,
and now he is teabag fodder.

#3
There was this little boy who made a clan,
Despite his efforts he could join no one.
So he made a female avatar,
claimed boobies, free cyber and dressed her in risqué attire
His clan named "peep show" is now the realm's desire

#4
HA HA Old dirty barb is dead we shall see him no more,
Wait, no one told me they had 6 conjus in the fort before.
A brave lock says he shall cremate him before he can rise,
Tell that to the 5 barbs right behind him blessed with DI.

#6
Baa Haa Commerce chat have you any Lizard scales?
No I dont't but we have a lot of rodent tails.
Do you have any Knight Leggs?
Nope but somebody just dropped Goho's head.
I am looking for moonstones,
Sure we have, for one hundered thousand gold.
You must be mad out your head,
Ok so you trade magnanite instead ?
No I won't it's too expensive,
Hey , no need to get defensive.
Selling grind drops, I got staves,
Omg those are so bad even the NPC's won't pay.
But I'll take them for my noob lock,
O wait I can't I am overburdended with golem rocks.
Hey I want those gaunts, anyone there?
Seems he posted and went out the gate I fear.
Anyway no matter I must depart,
only 10 seconds to a server restart.

08-29-2012, 03:53 PM	#1
bois Count Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Trinidad and Tobago Posts: 1,194	Artec's Unstable Nursery Rhymes Hey all. I normally don't make these kind of posts but due to request I am going to post some humourous rhymes (hopefully). I been making them up over free time and have quite a few now. I call them Artec's Unstable Nursery Rhymes. I'll post some. Hope you find it funny. #1 Jack be nimble, Jack be quick , Jack meet mob, Jack give Kick. Jack show timing Jack show skill, Jack learn Ganker arrow quicker still. #2 Little Johnny Hunter sat in a corner in camo in Samal tower. He tried to cap, but his fate was sealed when he got revealed, and now he is teabag fodder. #3 There was this little boy who made a clan, Despite his efforts he could join no one. So he made a female avatar, claimed boobies, free cyber and dressed her in risqué attire His clan named "peep show" is now the realm's desire #4 HA HA Old dirty barb is dead we shall see him no more, Wait, no one told me they had 6 conjus in the fort before. A brave lock says he shall cremate him before he can rise, Tell that to the 5 barbs right behind him blessed with DI. #6 Baa Haa Commerce chat have you any Lizard scales? No I dont't but we have a lot of rodent tails. Do you have any Knight Leggs? Nope but somebody just dropped Goho's head. I am looking for moonstones, Sure we have, for one hundered thousand gold. You must be mad out your head, Ok so you trade magnanite instead ? No I won't it's too expensive, Hey , no need to get defensive. Selling grind drops, I got staves, Omg those are so bad even the NPC's won't pay. But I'll take them for my noob lock, O wait I can't I am overburdended with golem rocks. Hey I want those gaunts, anyone there? Seems he posted and went out the gate I fear. Anyway no matter I must depart, only 10 seconds to a server restart.