Bloodcurling warcries I wish the enemy can hear (or at least read)

amade · 01-12-2008, 01:49 AM

Sometimes, as I head into battle, I wish those damned Elves and their lackeys can hear me yelling these warcries and strike fear deep into their rotten black hearts. Etc, etc..
Here are some of my favourites:

"OFF WITH THEIR KNEECAPS!"
(traditional Dwarf warcry, brandishing your double-headed axe and showing off your patella collection increases the intimidation factor)

"Today is a good day for somebody else to die!"
(ripped-off from Pratchett)

"The axe of my Grandmother is in your head!"
(another Pratchett rip-off)

And the all time favourite,
"ALL YOUR FORT ARE BELONG TO US!!1!11!"

Feel free to add your own list of warcries so I can pretend to hear them next time I see you in battle :P

01-12-2008, 01:49 AM	#1
amade Baron Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Kelana Jaya Posts: 920	Bloodcurling warcries I wish the enemy can hear (or at least read) Sometimes, as I head into battle, I wish those damned Elves and their lackeys can hear me yelling these warcries and strike fear deep into their rotten black hearts. Etc, etc.. Here are some of my favourites: "OFF WITH THEIR KNEECAPS!" (traditional Dwarf warcry, brandishing your double-headed axe and showing off your patella collection increases the intimidation factor) "Today is a good day for somebody else to die!" (ripped-off from Pratchett) "The axe of my Grandmother is in your head!" (another Pratchett rip-off) And the all time favourite, "ALL YOUR FORT ARE BELONG TO US!!1!11!" Feel free to add your own list of warcries so I can pretend to hear them next time I see you in battle :P __________________ end.transmission - amade FoV Clan Inventory Listing