An Ode to Nerfs

[Inkster]

A long long time ago
I can still remember how that Regnum used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
I could take that Utghar stance
And maybe id steal vida for awhile
But September made me shiver
With the patch the devs delivered
The walk people feared to tread
Is now pt pain free instead
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about the nerf inside
August's patch had just described
The way the gamepley Died

So....

Sigh, sigh how the nerfs multiply
It drives us players crazy you cannot deny
You good ol devs should get off the whisky and wine
Singing damnit i got cast lag again
Damnit i got cast lag again

Did you run the life of a red?
Did weepings make you quickly dead?
When my meteor found your head.
Do you believe in S-O-T-W?
Loot good drops and leave the rest
Seems those with Xim they get the best
Well I know that you pvped with him
Though your chance to win was very slim
You both buffed up your shoes
Man, I got those Regnum blues
I was a lonesome goat plus ten or so
Who worked off necro in Pozo
Just to see that my spells denied
The day the gameplay died.

So....

Sigh, sigh how the nerfs multiply
It drives us players crazy you cannot deny
You good ol should devs get off the whisky and wine
Singing damnit i got freeze lags again
Damnit i got freeze lags again