Your Favourite Noob Story

[Revolverxxx]

rofl at scias for going through 49 lvls with his spellbook open. you deserve some kind of medal for that.

Here are some noobie experiences im sure all syrtians must have gone through some time or the other:

- fighting the red training dummy before you realized that you gota new weapon from that last quest.
- looking for the goblin tomb... took me days to find it
- noticing a lovely large pile of rocks on the beach and going up to touch it check if you get any special item from it..... 5 seconds later you get to res by the alter.
- checking to see how long you can hold your breath underwater and realizing its not long at all
- a hunters first pet..... green beetle ftw
- looking for npc's in figael... seriously its impossible to find one specific person. "where the f***** is Porlas.... this game sucks i quit...."
- looking for "the barrel"
- Spending hours searching for goblin choppers (im not one to ask for help)
- getting pwned in the:
goblin warrior master quest....
huge green beetle quest.....
stalker phantom quest.....
All the pendant holder quests
- First time in the wz... im sure we all have an epic story reguarding this.
- abbreviations: "wtf is pp?"
- realizing what magnanites are after selling all that you have to an npc
- trying to talk to an npc because you thought it was a real person
- infected chicken?
- Lotion lmao
- getting attacked and killed by your own pet in the arena
- auto-afk running... say no more
- Cupid's kiss
- that random alsius npc standing on the Syrtis side of pp2. scared the shit out of me the first time i saw him
- talking in general instead of clan, expecially when you in a zerg and you dissing someone who happens to be standing next to you
- quickly trying to hop into a fort before enemies catch you only to realized you clicked to much and you hopped back out and now you're dead
- falling off a fort wall into a group of hostiles. never ever survived this
- watching Torld run slower than all the mages in the zerg
- our increadibly feminine looking castle (eferias)
- Mg Noctics and he's random outbursts
- Logging off at Samal then logging on the next day to find yourself standing in the middle of 30 iggies
- Syrtis trying to make a plan is generally funny
- getting killed by a leopards rake(5)
- grinding for an hour after buying a exp-boost scroll then realizing that you didnt activate it (i do this for every scroll i buy -.-)
- being dragon stomped ; "i guess thats why everyone is standing so far away"

and lots lots more