How to balance a Warlock

[makarios68]

How to balance a warlock?

Hmm, if his name is Inkster i suggest giving him more pills.

That should make him more balanced...

[Inkster]

Originally Posted by makarios68

How to balance a warlock?

Hmm, if his name is Inkster i suggest giving him more pills.

That should make him more balanced...

I was talking to my mate Woodur in Mont about this very thing.
HOWEVER theres a problem. He told me that my medication was distilled from a rare fungi Turdus Alsianioliea. This rare fungi only grows in the beards of the sub class of the dwarven race the Wudus Sectator.

Now this in mind, although us goats have been known to eat pretty much anything, i aint eating anything thats been in that smelly hunters beard

BAAAAAAAH!

Originally Posted by zielski

-barrel organ, or maybe not it would make them overpowered ;]

Oh wiiii, i want this one, playing some apocalyptic music would be so awesome But to make locks uber leets we need that too :

Succubus (5) (-666 mana) (i really need this one ^^)
Transform the caster, being a damn cute succubus.
Bewbs size +150%
Legs length +200%
Block all attacks from men (only some gay elves can resist)
Ability to fly


Balance For Dummies(5) (+1000 mana)
This spell allows you to transform a hunter to a full support conjurer(This spell can't be blocked nor evaded, even not resisted.)
Dizzy (infinite)
Cannot Move (infinite)
Cannot Attack (infinite)
Cannot Crash (infinite)
Cannot Lag (infinite)
Cannot Do Something In Fact (infinite)
Death (delay varies)
Block Positive Powers


Chick (5) (disabled)
Allows you to transform knights to chicks (disabled)
Area : whole Regnum.
Damage -50%
NGD did it !

[williecalder]

sorry mis-post

[makarios68]

Originally Posted by Inkster

I was talking to my mate Woodur in Mont about this very thing.
HOWEVER theres a problem. He told me that my medication was distilled from a rare fungi Turdus Alsianioliea. This rare fungi only grows in the beards of the sub class of the dwarven race the Wudus Sectator.

Now this in mind, although us goats have been known to eat pretty much anything, i aint eating anything thats been in that smelly hunters beard

I think this herb also grows amongst the clinkers on a goat's ass-hair.

I wouldn't like to go there for it either.

You'd need to ask an elf to get it for you...

[Inkster]

What an odd reply, i have no clag nuts, clinkers, dingleberries, currants or klingons
on my arse crack. As you you full well know, Twinkle veets my butt cheeks on a regular basis

BAAAAH!