funniest thing you've said/done when you were drunk

[backe]

woot!....ammonia triiodide!

[ArcticWolf]

I got drunk against my will at a wedding. There was no water or coke left, so I drank wine and cider. Oh, and beer, and whiskey, and champagne, and a lot of things I can't remember.

The funniest thing I've done was to... sleep.

That was the only time when I got drunk.

[Static_Fang]

Being underage sucks

But i'll probably stick to Cola :P i need to stay awake not fall asleep

[Angelwinged_Devil]

Originally Posted by GIGO305

they ran away becaus drunk goths look like homeless ppl

no I looked scary XD

[Ironfoot]

i called the police to give me a ride home.
luckily i was to to drunk to even get the number on the phone right.
- and its just 2 digits.

[Angel_de_Combate]

Hmmm lets see...worst experience was being like 14...got pished on a empty stomach, ended up in hospital..i vaguely remember..being dragged on the bus by my cousin..where she preceded to let go of my and i ping ponged to the back of the bus..hitting those pole thingies..yeah she slapped me a few times across the face too..happy days. Another time i was in Hanley(town where i live), me and a few mates had been to a nightclub called Flares(70's theme), was a a bit pished..noticed builders on scaffolding on the shopping centre there. My mate decides to dare me to flash my boobies at them, so i did and one of the poor guys nearly fell off..he was only like 40 ft up lmao (this was also the night that i was dared to kiss my mate..my female mate). One time i went to a mosh club called Chicos...(it was dark, gloomy, had lots of people with various piercings and selled snakebites) they had an offer on for vodka..a quid a shot..yeah well about 9-10 shots laters and a few snakebites..i found myself sat the floor surrounded by a group of people who were watching me spit on myself ! Yeah so i was then lifted up and dragged down the stairs by two very strong bouncers..i tend to fall a lot when pished..so they saved me hassle of falling down the stairs.

[mann2411]

well i dont drink but at one party when some guys were drinking. so anyway we were in my friends garage with the whole blinking lights thing and anyway some other guy goes to the toilet and comes back awhile later saying he's going home. Abit after that we hear some guy scream "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww" aparantly that guy who left spewed on the wall. Anyways that was the only toilet and no one wanted ot clean it up and my other friend really needed to go so he went in the neighbours letterbox rofl.

[Lovele]

Neighbours letterbox? rofl XD lmao omg

[LuthienNenharma]

I dont know if it is the funniest thing but it was fun and I associated it with "funniest thing you have done when you were drunk"

I was on an abitur party and my mates gave me many drinks for free. When I was drunk I searched my boy and went to a guy who looked a bit like him. "Hey Baaaaby!"... and I got my lips cloth to his and said "Oh. you are deff not my boyfriend!" and ran away.

That was so awkward

[Smiley2k7]

It's always embarassing when you're drunk not that I would know cos I'm underage you see <_< >_>