The noob files, Official stories.

[Angelwinged_Devil]

I'm too I'm 19

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CHAPTER THREE:
So while AwD and Azak were working up a monsterous scheme, somewhere.....in a desert, something else was going on....

AWSOME! I can't wait to go hunting! Yippie Yippie! "Please don't write in caps." "OK but like when are we gonna start this hunt you like totally agreed to come with me!" "(Dear God) I never agreed." "SO, are we going NOW?" "Uhm.....yea sure, we'll be going in a bit, but for now why don't you go scout the area a bit, I need to do some...." "IMPORTANT High level business? OK I feel you, go ahead master Twixy! Im off to scout! Lalalalalala!"

"When I find out who put him in the clan I will hang them, I thought that after I had met Edge I could be able to put up with anything, but this was totally unseen." Mumbled Night Twix. "I need to find a way to get away from this... this thing before I lose my cool, can't lose your cool Twix, stay sharp." *Red Star is Online!* "Oh I got it now..." "Hey Twix, any war?" asked Red Star "No, but listen I need to ask you a fav...." "OMG, Who is that? Now we got a 3 man party! Huzzah!" "SO Twixo are we ready to go ahuntin?" "Well Mang, you see, about that, I uh...have to go help stop the invasion at Samal, Boger can't do it all you know." "Twix what are you talking about theres no war at..." *Twix elbows Red Star in Groin* "OH what the FU..." "So ill catch you later Mang and Red, im off to Samal" "Wait you pt where are you going! You can't leave me here with this....this thing!" *Night Twix gone Offline* "Son of a pt..."

"AW, twix had to go, aw well, we can still go together, its not as fun without a real knight but, I guess you'll have to do." "Whatever mumbled Red Star, can we just go on this hunt then?" "OKEY, I'l lead the way!" "Lalalalala!" "Mang would you stop singing? How the hell are we suppossed to go hunting with you singing the whole time?" "Say wheres your pet?" "Pet? Pfft! Demon Monger says pets are useless!" "Umm ok, like I said, lets just go, here go track over there near the bridge." "I can't track" "What? What kind of hunter are you if you can't track?" "Demon Monger Says tracking is useless" "OK, well do you do everything that Demon Monger tells you?" "Demon Monger says talking to mortals like you is a waste of time" "Damn this is going to be a long day...." End of Chapter 3

Back ot Syrtis in Chapter 4

CHAPTER FOUR:
"Ok everything is ready, hurry up and log off Azak so I can play this trick on your step dad already."said AwD with a grin on his face. "Uhm ok, uh good luck then, hey put on your wig already!" *Azacry's Apprentice gone Offline* "Should be back on anyminute.... like now." ..........now.............now..............NOW. *Azacry's Apprentice is online* "Alright, now what sweet elf will I taste today. Hmm, oh who's that with that cloak over there?" "Angelwinged....Devil? A naughty angel huh? Just what I was looking for."

"Why hello there beautiful little lady, what are you doing here at this time in the market, you know Ignis could be anywhere looking to capture a sweet damsel such as yourself." "Oh why hello... er (AwD switches over to a much much higher tone) Uh...yes, im a lost little girl, im looking for a big strong bodyguard to walk me home, maybe you could help me?? *wink wink* "Uh yea id be sure to help walk you home." "Ok then, lets go, but hold my hand" "S-s-sure." ".......uh so, how old are you?" "Oh ill be 17 next month" "Uh huh......uh........so where do you live?" "Oh a small syrtis village to the north-east of the gate. Its a small village though, so im usually home alone, yea, did I mention theres no police either. Its a shame."

"Oh that sounds good" ( Damn online dating is getting easier and easier these days ) "Well I see my house from here, thanks for bringing me home, here, allow me to pay you with a little gold." Here let me just kneel down and put it in your wallet, wheres you wallet anyway?" "!!Uh, well its somewhere down there in one of my pockets, why don't you uh....fish it out for yourself hehe." "Ho ho wow thats what im talking about." "Oh yea baby let me just stroke your hair, so smooth. Wha, what the fuck?" *AwD pulls off the wig* "Heheh yea that marks 1000 people ive made love too!" "What the fuck! Your a guy! Thats the second time this has happened to me! Im outa here!" *Azakcry's Apprentice gone offline* "Priceless, and I finnaly hit 1000" *Azakcry's Apprentice is Online!* "Hey AwD! You did it, you ruined his mood for Regnum! Now all he is doing is crying in a corner with a thumb in his mouth rocking back and forth saying, "I was violated!" "Heh no problem Azak." "Now I can play Regnum whenever I want all by myslef! How can I repay you?" "Oh you don't need to pay me anything, I got what I wanted...." End of Chapter 4

[craiyzee]

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii XD

I've got no idea who your making fun of... but its funny anyways! XD

[Leadoffhitter]

Loooool

Awesome! Thanks for this.

I have one more char in mind to participate on these files...

Mmmmm, that evilness must be infectious!!!

(Waiting for next chapter )

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Oh AwD I finished Chapter 4

[craiyzee]

HAAHAHAHA!!! XD
you've sooooo captured AwD

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Originally Posted by craiyzee

HAAHAHAHA!!! XD
you've sooooo captured AwD

Well its based on how when I first met AwD I thought he was a girl because of his name By the way everyone, GIGO's story took a way longer time to write than all the other put together, you have no idea how hard it is writing that way XD.

But yea summing up, creepy transexual wood elf, thats AwD alright.

[Miraculix]

Originally Posted by Xephandor

Don't follow my advices!!!! !!!!


PS: That's paradoxical.

oxymoron would prolly be a better word

[misaccc]

Rofl hehehe nice...but why do i have to be with mang lol

[Pizdzius]

aww I love it more and more