Syrtis! Do The Right Thing!

[makarios68]

Question: what was your instinct when you were in the school playground and you saw a group of 3 kids beating up one one kid? Anger at the cowards who rely on numbers to overpower another? That's how i felt, for sure. Hell, i might even get involved, out of an innate sense of what is right, and help the solo kid to even up the numbers.

In this way, i want to appeal to Syrtis players: take a good look at yourselves! Look at your numbers and how you achieve your victories! Realise that your victories through sheer numbers are worthless and pathetic!

Is this how you want others to see you? Is this how you want to see yourselves?

Quit the ranks of the cowards who rely on numbers for victory! Come! Do what you feel is right and join the ranks of the Alsius oppressed. Help to even up the numbers! Help to teach those who rely on numbers a lesson they surely deserve!

Take my hand and join the Alsius ranks! But heed my advice! Embrace the mighty Dwarven race! Do not become a goat. Besides the fact that they smell awfully, when the war is over the Dwarves will turn their fury upon the goats and extinguish them for their past insults to the Dwarves! And forget being a Nordo, for they will become our slaves.

The appeal has been made. Now all that is needed is for you to do the right thing and make the Regnum world a better and fairer place.

[Znurre]

Weirdest thread since DM

[DkySven]

The goats can have Syrtis after we murdered all the elves, loads of grass there and we wont need a bloody civil war

[backe]

DWARVEN PRIDE!

[Ulmanyar]

I stood by your side trying to fight off the neverending hordes of greens, and now you stab my back like this!

[-Edge-]

Mmmm..

the words:

Syrtis and Good,

can never mix, and I think you are forgetting that they don't understand the words in red:

Question: what was your instinct when you were in the school playground and you saw a group of 3 kids beating up one one kid? Anger at the cowards who rely on numbers to overpower another? That's how i felt, for sure. Hell, i might even get involved, out of an innate sense of what is right, and help the solo kid to even up the numbers.

In this way, i want to appeal to Syrtis players: take a good look at yourselves! Look at your numbers and how you achieve your victories! Realise that your victories through sheer numbers are worthless and pathetic!

Is this how you want others to see you? Is this how you want to see yourselves?

Quit the ranks of the cowards who rely on numbers for victory! Come! Do what you feel is right and join the ranks of the Alsius oppressed. Help to even up the numbers! Help to teach those who rely on numbers a lesson they surely deserve!

Take my hand and join the Alsius ranks! But heed my advice! Embrace the mighty Dwarven race! Do not become a goat. Besides the fact that they smell awfully, when the war is over the Dwarves will turn their fury upon the goats and extinguish them for their past insults to the Dwarves! And forget being a Nordo, for they will become our slaves.

The appeal has been made. Now all that is needed is for you to do the right thing and make the Regnum world a better and fairer place

No really... Wudy I would come to Alsuis, its been in my head a ton of times, but with this exp rate its a no go from me.

[Miriya_PS]

Originally Posted by makarios68

Take my hand and join the Alsius ranks! But heed my advice! Embrace the mighty Dwarven race! Do not become a goat. Besides the fact that they smell awfully, when the war is over the Dwarves will turn their fury upon the goats and extinguish them for their past insults to the Dwarves! And forget being a Nordo, for they will become our slaves.

WHAT? We Utghars do not smell awf... wait... snif snif... emm ok, we might smell bad but do you know how hard is to keep a full body of hair clean? We are running and fighting the whole day!
Besides economy is not that good right now, I use 6 or 7 bottles of hair products every time I take a bath. I must save some gold, so I have to choose between taking a bath or repairing my weapons, I cannot do both every week.

I have never insulted the dwarves, I think they are too cute . When the war is over I shall adopt a family of dwarves and make them live in my garden holding the pots.

[Comp]

.....I.....am.....slave.......wudy's........bitch. .....

[Inkster]

Originally Posted by Solarus

.....I.....am.....slave.......wudy's........bitch. .....

...priceless ^^ Baaaaah join the goats teach the teapots a lesson

[Torg_Snowflake]

Originally Posted by Inkster

...priceless ^^ Baaaaah join the goats teach the teapots a lesson

We'll be making clothes with your hairy skins! (I'm talking about Dwarves of course).