An anthem for alsius.

someothername · 01-11-2009, 02:06 PM

WE WILL RISE.

UmarilsStillHere · 01-11-2009, 02:50 PM

Rofl... Cant wait for Ink and Wudy to hear that...

Static_Fang · 01-11-2009, 03:58 PM

You will rise? Please we all know dwarfs stay short :P

makarios68 · 01-11-2009, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Static_Fang

You will rise? Please we all know dwarfs stay short :P

The mighty Dwarves take note of all those who offend them, so that when they take over the world they can repay this treachery with particlarly nasty punishments.

The day day of reckoning is not far away MUWHAHAHA!!!

Inkster · 01-11-2009, 06:16 PM

The High Utghar council, has ordered me to stop insulting teapots in the hope we can join the shorties in wiping out our blueberry skinned co-offenders and repay this tretchorous behavior

makarios68 · 01-11-2009, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Inkster

The High Utghar council, has ordered me to stop insulting teapots in the hope we can join the shorties in wiping out our blueberry skinned co-offenders and repay this tretchorous behavior

Hey goatface, the noble Dwarves will never join the smelly Utghars!

You are chief offender of insults to us Dwarves, and we have a special punishment lined up for you!

Think all-over hair removal by waxing!

Static_Fang · 01-12-2009, 04:14 AM

Blueberry?????

BLUEBERRY?!?!?!?

You goats with your fur will never survive in our harsh lands long enough to do anything formidibal against us, we will burn you all!!!!

Our alliance with the moloks will prove greatly as they stop the annoying dwarves trying to catapult themselves over the stairs (teehee)

Since Wud-stomped said they wont ally with you, perhaps your counter-parts will. What say Ye-goats? We will take syrtis back and you can have all the grazing land you wont, we will keep some dwarves alive for such competitions as "Midget-Throwing" and "Smack the Dwarf with SoTW".

Although, for the comment blueberry you will all have to have a square-inch of your back hair removed via-veeting

Edit: Before i go further, Wud-stump, what are these punishments? :S

makarios68 · 01-12-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Static_Fang

Edit: Before i go further, Wud-stump, what are these punishments? :S

Each punishment will be unique and appropriate to the recipient for maximum agony. For your treacherous remarks your punishment will be as follows:

You will be tied to a chair, while you watch helplessly as we slowly pull the legs off your spider.

Inkster · 01-13-2009, 09:50 AM

can i pull the legs off Blueberry's spiders teapot?

Static_Fang · 01-13-2009, 10:17 AM

YOU WOULDNT DARE WUDSTU- I mean Wudy!

Whelp... I guess theres nothing i ca-

Well if i remember correctly spiders have an ability called "Re-Grow Limb" and their also wicked-fast and strike as quick as lightning...so i doubt someone as small as you will be able to handle her.

IF you do happen to successfully immobilise both of us, and start the torture i will have no option but to...cry really...

But once i have escaped i will hunt you down and tie to to the floor of the mens changing room and have your head locked so u can only look forward. Hope you enjoy crotches, Mmmm sweaty.

As for you, Stinkster, i will have u strapped down and have a team carefully pluck each and every one of hairs painfully, each hair taking 30seconds or more to remove.

01-11-2009, 02:06 PM	#1
someothername Banned Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 0	An anthem for alsius. WE WILL RISE. Last edited by someothername; 01-11-2009 at 03:09 PM.

01-11-2009, 02:50 PM	#2
UmarilsStillHere Marquis Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: England Posts: 2,419	Rofl... Cant wait for Ink and Wudy to hear that... __________________ Faith 50 Barb Faithless 50 Lock Umaril 45 Conju Kailas 45 Marks Pel 45 Knight I N Q U I S I T I O N

01-11-2009, 03:58 PM	#3
Static_Fang Master Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 310	You will rise? Please we all know dwarfs stay short :P __________________ Dark Venom Fang Spider Warlock

01-11-2009, 06:16 PM	#5
Inkster Count Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Arse firmly glued to Ra Posts: 1,042	The High Utghar council, has ordered me to stop insulting teapots in the hope we can join the shorties in wiping out our blueberry skinned co-offenders and repay this tretchorous behavior __________________ Follow me on facebook https://www.facebook.com/lomgom/

01-12-2009, 04:14 AM	#7
Static_Fang Master Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 310	Blueberry????? BLUEBERRY?!?!?!? You goats with your fur will never survive in our harsh lands long enough to do anything formidibal against us, we will burn you all!!!! Our alliance with the moloks will prove greatly as they stop the annoying dwarves trying to catapult themselves over the stairs (teehee) Since Wud-stomped said they wont ally with you, perhaps your counter-parts will. What say Ye-goats? We will take syrtis back and you can have all the grazing land you wont, we will keep some dwarves alive for such competitions as "Midget-Throwing" and "Smack the Dwarf with SoTW". Although, for the comment blueberry you will all have to have a square-inch of your back hair removed via-veeting Edit: Before i go further, Wud-stump, what are these punishments? :S __________________ Dark Venom Fang Spider Warlock

01-13-2009, 09:50 AM	#9
Inkster Count Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Arse firmly glued to Ra Posts: 1,042	can i pull the legs off Blueberry's spiders teapot? __________________ Follow me on facebook https://www.facebook.com/lomgom/

01-13-2009, 10:17 AM	#10
Static_Fang Master Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 310	YOU WOULDNT DARE WUDSTU- I mean Wudy! Whelp... I guess theres nothing i ca- Well if i remember correctly spiders have an ability called "Re-Grow Limb" and their also wicked-fast and strike as quick as lightning...so i doubt someone as small as you will be able to handle her. IF you do happen to successfully immobilise both of us, and start the torture i will have no option but to...cry really... But once i have escaped i will hunt you down and tie to to the floor of the mens changing room and have your head locked so u can only look forward. Hope you enjoy crotches, Mmmm sweaty. As for you, Stinkster, i will have u strapped down and have a team carefully pluck each and every one of hairs painfully, each hair taking 30seconds or more to remove. __________________ Dark Venom Fang Spider Warlock

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