Barbs and Knights from Alsius

TheBarbarianAlsius · 11-01-2012, 01:47 AM

Pls delete this

Pnarpa · 11-01-2012, 08:06 AM

Fellow warlocks! Are you tired of winning?
Are you stuck at the top without any hope of getting down?
You just can't seem to die during those endless kill streaks?

Well I have the perfect solution for you! I specialise in what certain players would call being a 'N00b'. I will help you how not to react when meeting that low level player on your long walks. I provide my clients with the worst possible setups you could imagine!

This whole 'N00b'-pack is available for only 1000 magna! What's that? It's a way to scam you? No, my friend. It's a bargain!

And because I'm such a nice guy, I'll give you one free tip!
Is that an enemy zerg approaching you? Ignore them and just continue chatting with your friends! Afterwards you can just type 'Lawlz, I never look to the right when I run'.

Contact Origin for more! That name again? Origin!

Hopeakettu · 11-01-2012, 08:15 AM

Another useful tip: Have you ever wondered what to do when an enemy zerg approaches you? The advice is simple: There's no need to do anything, the zerg will take care of it.

LucianDeathshield · 11-01-2012, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBarbarianAlsius

Are you tired of always die?

Tired that are people will laugh why are some noobs?

We bring them the solution!

Now you can learn to play with The Barbarian and Knight subclasses.

We teach them to configure and strategies which may only be obtained with years of experience.

Each class will cost 200 magnas.

Just send to palck the veteran chat if you want to be a better gentleman.

Just send The Barbarian chat if you want to be a better barbarian.

Only in Alsius.

Best regards.

lol

Not sure if trolling or..

Shwish · 11-01-2012, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pnarpa

Fellow warlocks! Are you tired of winning?
Are you stuck at the top without any hope of getting down?
You just can't seem to die during those endless kill streaks?

Well I have the perfect solution for you! I specialise in what certain players would call being a 'N00b'. I will help you how not to react when meeting that low level player on your long walks. I provide my clients with the worst possible setups you could imagine!

This whole 'N00b'-pack is available for only 1000 magna! What's that? It's a way to scam you? No, my friend. It's a bargain!

And because I'm such a nice guy, I'll give you one free tip!
Is that an enemy zerg approaching you? Ignore them and just continue chatting with your friends! Afterwards you can just type 'Lawlz, I never look to the right when I run'.

Contact Origin for more! That name again? Origin!

I would actually pay you just for the sake of entertainment.

TheBarbarianAlsius · 11-01-2012, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pnarpa

Fellow warlocks! Are you tired of winning?
Are you stuck at the top without any hope of getting down?
You just can't seem to die during those endless kill streaks?

Well I have the perfect solution for you! I specialise in what certain players would call being a 'N00b'. I will help you how not to react when meeting that low level player on your long walks. I provide my clients with the worst possible setups you could imagine!

This whole 'N00b'-pack is available for only 1000 magna! What's that? It's a way to scam you? No, my friend. It's a bargain!

And because I'm such a nice guy, I'll give you one free tip!
Is that an enemy zerg approaching you? Ignore them and just continue chatting with your friends! Afterwards you can just type 'Lawlz, I never look to the right when I run'.

Contact Origin for more! That name again? Origin!

That someone of syrtis teach to new players? that if serious one scam lol.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LucianDeathshield

Not sure if trolling or..

or.. ur mother love me <3.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shwish

I would actually pay you just for the sake of entertainment.

I hope your magnas in the game... (?) hahaha

Frosk · 11-01-2012, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBarbarianAlsius

Are you tired of always die?

Tired that are people will laugh why are some noobs?

We bring them the solution!

Now you can learn to play with The Barbarian and Knight subclasses.

We teach them to configure and strategies which may only be obtained with years of experience.

Each class will cost 200 magnas.

Just send to palck the veteran chat if you want to be a better gentleman.

Just send The Barbarian chat if you want to be a better barbarian.

Only in Alsius.

Best regards.

lol

I teach English for less than 50 magnas, each lesson.

Tigerious · 11-01-2012, 02:16 PM

Interesting, I didn't know Frosk could be fun ahaha

Kyrottimus · 11-01-2012, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frosk

I teach English for less than 50 magnas, each lesson.

I teach bad English for only 20 magna each lesson.

_Kharbon_ · 11-01-2012, 02:25 PM

Aww Frosk

Anyway, I think it is a good thing training newbies of each realm. Doing so for 200 mags is a rip-off and furthermore non-realistic, as those players that need to be taught don't have such possessions.
Giving the players lessons at the arena would be great, the admittance could be voluntary - I'm sure that depending on the quality of the service, you could make few mags.
Unfortunately I don't have much time..

11-01-2012, 01:47 AM	#1
TheBarbarianAlsius Baron Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Hopstad Posts: 775	Barbs and Knights from Alsius Pls delete this __________________ Skallagrimr Last edited by TheBarbarianAlsius; 04-24-2017 at 02:42 PM.

11-01-2012, 08:06 AM	#2
Pnarpa Master Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 484	Fellow warlocks! Are you tired of winning? Are you stuck at the top without any hope of getting down? You just can't seem to die during those endless kill streaks? Well I have the perfect solution for you! I specialise in what certain players would call being a 'N00b'. I will help you how not to react when meeting that low level player on your long walks. I provide my clients with the worst possible setups you could imagine! This whole 'N00b'-pack is available for only 1000 magna! What's that? It's a way to scam you? No, my friend. It's a bargain! And because I'm such a nice guy, I'll give you one free tip! Is that an enemy zerg approaching you? Ignore them and just continue chatting with your friends! Afterwards you can just type 'Lawlz, I never look to the right when I run'. Contact Origin for more! That name again? Origin! __________________ INQUISITION

11-01-2012, 08:15 AM	#3
Hopeakettu Initiate Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Beer Nation Posts: 141	Another useful tip: Have you ever wondered what to do when an enemy zerg approaches you? The advice is simple: There's no need to do anything, the zerg will take care of it. __________________ Boozeberry & Co. Moved the booze somewhere else

11-01-2012, 02:25 PM	#10
_Kharbon_ Baron Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Czech Republic Posts: 769	Aww Frosk Anyway, I think it is a good thing training newbies of each realm. Doing so for 200 mags is a rip-off and furthermore non-realistic, as those players that need to be taught don't have such possessions. Giving the players lessons at the arena would be great, the admittance could be voluntary - I'm sure that depending on the quality of the service, you could make few mags. Unfortunately I don't have much time.. __________________ Kharbon Proud member of CZ/SK WM - WM - WM - 56 - 53 - 50

11-01-2012, 02:16 PM	#8
Tigerious Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: France Posts: 496	Interesting, I didn't know Frosk could be fun ahaha