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Old 04-28-2008, 12:28 AM   #121
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Okey, that's the cherry on the cake. Tool
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Old 04-28-2008, 01:02 AM   #122
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A cake?

Poor child, do you not know that not one was baked?

Let's stop being fake...

Please never make light of a Female's plight!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Smashing Pumpkins

amphetamine annie-dog
has her leash and a face
her velvet spleen her shackle spine
her diamond curse
it comes with mine

a vessel she
for violent I
confession arms a wake
mine, mine you were always mine
possessed by my taste

and below the angel dog
combs her hair and sings her psalms
the bombs go off
she doesn't notice
it all goes wrong
she sets things tragic
she is venus
she is mars
she's electric
and the struggle of

upon my face we leave no trace
but in her stomach mercury aged

she holds the blood
she carves the knives
she digs the wives in our babies

amphetamine annie-dog
pulls her trash
and her stories
from place to place
and bed to bed
gives of herself and the magnet head

another floor another ceiling
counting stairs with double meanings

is it wrong to be swallowed whole
to disappear in her
to give her the priceless peace
of giving up control

we tumble out into the streets
and annie-dog she drags her leash
pretty face
ugly mouth
bitter bred and so released

and by the no
and by the yes
annie goes if you couldn't guess

a simple man
a sycophant
her elephant with the laughing call
she wants clean sheets
and fresh flowers
and dental shots
and the hong kong glue

amphetamine annie-dog
has her leash and a face

Do not mock their pain, and do not become a pig...

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Originally Posted by Smashing Pumpkins

it's you that I adore
you'll always be my whore
you'll be the mother to my child
and a child to my heart
we must never be apart
we must never be apart

lovely girl you're the beauty in my world
without you there aren't reasons left to find

and I'll pull your crooked teeth
you'll be perfect just like me
you'll be a lover in my bed
and a gun to my head
we must never be apart
we must never be apart

in you I see dirty
in you I count stars
in you I feel so pretty
in you I taste god
in you I feel so hungry
in you I crash cars
we must never be apart

drinking mercury
to the mystery of all that you should ever seek to find
lovely girl you're the murder in my world
dressing coffins for the souls I've left behind
in time
we must never be apart

and you'll always be my whore
cause you're the one that i adore
and I'll pull your crooked teeth
you'll be perfect just like me
in you I feel so dirty in you I crash cars
in you I feel so pretty in you I taste god
we must never be apart
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Old 04-28-2008, 01:06 AM   #123
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A cake?

Poor child, do you not know that not one was baked?

Let's stop being fake...

Please never make light of a Female's plight!




Do not mock their pain, and do not become a pig...
It was meant as a compliment. Tool is one of my favorite bands, SP too. You know your music
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Old 04-28-2008, 01:12 AM   #124
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ehem this is rape and i got it all baby who wantos to suck my thumb? or do it 69? mabye doggy we can get friky in here and do kamasutra oo yea uncencored!!!
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Old 04-28-2008, 01:15 AM   #125
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It was meant as a compliment. Tool is one of my favorite bands, SP too. You know your music
Well, a twist has entered the plot!

But where hides the knife?

Never mind that now, for this is for you...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dido

My teas gone cold,
I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I cant see at all

And even if I could it'd all be grey,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that its not so bad
Its not so bad

I drank too much last night, got bills to pay
My head just feels in pain
I missed the bus and there'll be hell today

I'm late for work again
And even if I'm there, they'll all imply that I might not last the day
And then you call me and its not so bad
Its not so bad

And I want to thank you for giving me the best day of my life
Oh just to be with you is having the best day of my life

Push the door,
I'm home at last and I'm soaking through and through
Then you handed me a towel and all I see is you

And even if my house falls down now,
I wouldn't have a clue
Because you're near me

And I want to thank you for giving me the best day of my life
Oh just to be with you is having the best day of my life
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Old 04-28-2008, 01:18 AM   #126
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Old 04-28-2008, 01:22 AM   #127
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ehem this is rape and i got it all baby who wantos to suck my thumb? or do it 69? mabye doggy we can get friky in here and do kamasutra oo yea uncencored!!!
My child, know that this next song embodies you...

Meditate on it, do not be afraid...

Look into the words, and see the reflection of the self - don't be afraid now...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jane's Addiction

Pig's in the mud
When he tires
Pig's in zen
Pig's in zen
Pig is nude
Unashamed
Pig's in zen
Pig's in zen

Talkin bout the pig
The pig
The pig - uh
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pig
Goddamned pig

Pig mounts sow
When he's wound
Pig's in zen
Pig's in zen
Pig eats shit
But only when he hungers
Pig's in zen
Pig's in zen

Talkin bout the pig
The pig
The pig - uh
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pig
Goddamned pig

Oh, I know about war
But I just wanna fuck
I know about pain and suffering and being cold
But I just wanna fuck

The pig is led to the slaughter
Pig is led to the slaughter
This he says
Is the price some pay
For a simple life
How he feels
Thats proof for him
Pig's in zen

Talkin bout the pig
The pig
The pig
The pig
The pig
The pig
Goddamned pig
The pig - uh
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pig
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Old 04-28-2008, 02:41 AM   #128
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Since I'm in this state of mind, and don't ask me why...

I feel compelled to associate songs with individuals on this board.

With that in mind I will now associate a few to Skatz1980...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jane's Addiction

Jane says
I'm done with Sergio
He treats me like a ragdoll
She hides
The television
Says I don't owe him nothing,
But if he comes back again
Tell him to wait right here for me
Or just
Try again tomorrow
I'm gonna kick tomorrow
Gonna kick tomorrow

Jane says
Have you seen my wig around?
I feel naked without it
She knows
They all want her to go
But that's O.K. man
She dont like them anyway
Jane says
She's goin away to spain
When she gets my money saved
I'm gonna start tomorrow
I'm gonna kick tomorrow
Gonna kick tomorrow

She gets mad
Starts to cry
She takes a swing but
She cant hit
She don't mean no harm
She just don't know
What else to do about it

Jane goes
To the store at 8:00
She walk up on St. Andrews
She waits
And gets her dinner there
She pulls her dinner
From her pocket
Jane says
I've never been in love
I don't know what it is
Only knows if someone wants her
I want them if they want me
I only know they want me

She gets mad
And she starts to cry
She takes a swing man
She cant hit!
She don't mean no harm
She just dont know
What else to do about it

Jane says
Jane says
Quote:
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I'm everybody's slave
I made you my slave
You said
This I do for you
If it would help
To give the world back
What it gave
Then I would
I would
I would
I would
I would for you
I would for you

You say my eyes
Are crazy eyes
Sometimes they are
And so are you
And if you wonder
What I would do
I would do
Anything
If I could
You know I would
I would
I would
I would for you
I would for you
I would for you
I would for you
I would for you
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jane's Addiction

Fell into
A sea of grass
And disappeared among
The shady blades...
Children all
Ran over me
Screaming tag!
You are the one!

He trips her as
Her sandals fail
She says stop!
I'm a girl...
Whose fingernails are made
Of mother's pearl...

Yellow buttercup
Helicopters
Orange buttercat
Chasing after
The crazy bee
Mad about somebody...

Me and my girlfriend
Don't wear no shoes
Her nose is painted pepper
Sunlight...
She loves me
I mean it's serious
As serious can be...

She sings a song and
I listen to what it says:
"If you want a friend
Feed any animal..."
There was so much space
I cut me a piece
With some fine wine
It brought peace to my mind
In the summertime...
And it rolled

Summer.... oh...
Oh.... the summertime rolls
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Old 04-28-2008, 02:42 AM   #129
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A cake?

Poor child, do you not know that not one was baked?

Let's stop being fake...

Are you playing Portal Unleashed?

Quote:
[Test Chamber 18]
"The experiment is nearing its conclusion. The Enrichment Center is required to
remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake."

"Well done. Be advised that the next test requires exposure to uninsulated
electrical parts that may be dangerous under certain conditions. For more
information, please attend an Enrichment Center Electrical Safety Seminar."
Quote:
"Okay, the test is over now. You win! Go back to the recovery annex for your
cake."

"It was a fun test, and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is
over. Come back."

"Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they cut it
anyway. There is still some left, if you hurry back."

"I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you."

"I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone."
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Old 04-28-2008, 02:44 AM   #130
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Man portal is freaking fantastic.

Properly funny as well
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