Gawyn's Horus stories - Page 13

Gawyn_Trakkand · 09-29-2009, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immune

Lol you made me, a hunter, throw a sword at him? That's just an accident waiting to happen.

Does death count as an injury...?

About as much as dismemberment by a flying sword does yes

Gawyn_Trakkand · 10-03-2009, 07:39 PM

The sun set on the far horizon as the long boat was filled with kindling and logs doused with pitch. Klutu looked onward toward the horizon as the funeral went on, It was cold but no one seemed to care, tears froze on the cheeks of some. Four men made their way toward the boat, carrying a body wrapped in pure white cloth. The body was placed upon a wooden plinth in the centre of the boat and the four men took their seats.
'When the fuck is this going to be over I need a drink.'
Klutu shushed Arcan by pressing his finger silently to his lips and frowning at him.
'What! I'm just saying the whole of Alsius is here I didn't even like the guy that much.... I mean OK he was pretty good in war sometimes but it's not like he ever bought me a drink'
Klutu lost his temper
'Jesus Christ man the guy died defending us HAVE SOME RESPECT!'
everyone was looking at Klutu and Arcan smiled to himself his body shook silently with laughter, Klutu heard whispers of “how disrespectful...” and “shouting at a funeral......” Klutu sat back down folding his arms
'Arcan you are such a douche.'
Speaking through fits of giggles Arcan replied
'I know.'

The procession went on and at last Gringgo took the stage.
'My fellow Alsians we are here to witness the passing of a great warrior and individual. This man this Giant amongst men was one of the finest of us all. He was so young... gone so fast... long before his time. Taken from us by the evil of this war. I'd like to thank Klutu and the Alsrian Legion for avenging his death and bringing peace to his soul. We'll all miss you Rumple you where one of the biggest personality's and a huge role model for us all. Rest in peace my friend' The boat was set free of its moorings and it floated to the horizon. Gringgo looked to Immune and nodded Immune and Compost let loose a flaming arrow each hitting either side of the boat the flames swiftly engulfed. Most of the Alsians stood and saluted the flaming boat.
A shriek filled the air and something got up off the boat and jumped into the water. Stunned silence filled the air everyone looked shocked some people threw up Arcan however was rolling on the floor unable to breath for laughing
'DID ANYONE SEE THAT!! AHAHAHAHA THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!'
Klutu delivered a swift kick to Arcans ribs and the Utghar was silenced mainly because he was now gasping for air
Enio nudged Klutu
'I think we beter leave'
Klutu nodded and picked up the wheelbarrow in front of him. Arcan got to his feet swiping a mirthful tear from his eye still chuckling slightly.
In the wheel barrow was a highly drunk and highly sedated Kyrottimus who was blubbering like a fool
'That was the most beautiful service I have ever seen.'
Klutu sighed and carried Kyrottimus's wheelbarrow who was still wailing and speaking gibberish.

Klutu sat in the bar drinking from a tankard of ale, Kyrottimus had now calmed down to drawn out whimpers, Arcan would still chuckle from time to time whilst drinking his mead and smoking a thin pipe, Compost and Enio played darts. All was as usual in Alsius again. Klutu couldn't get the image of faiths death out of his head as she fell from the tower, did Syrtis hate him so much that one of his Former best friends came looking for his blood and Gawyn Klutu had never seen him angry like that before he knew he could get angry but usually only if Gwynavere was involved never like that though. Something was going on.

At that instant the door to the tavern burst open and there stood a tall Nordo knight his armor gleaming in the sun outside, his face shadowed by the murkiness of the tavern, The silhouette of his helmet looked like Gawyns Klutu gripped the mace at his side. The knight spoke it defiantly wasn't Gawyn
'You guys need to come with me, We're going to Herbred fort.'

Arcan looked up from his mead and took the pipe out of his mouth.
'Ultimate, why so serious?'
We've found Yenros corpse in the forest next to a Syrtis leaf his head was missing.'

Kyrottimus stretched his arms and got up out of his wheelbarrow
'Aye well in that case lets go kick some ass'
Klutu looked stunned at Kyrottimus.
'YOU CAN FUCKING WALK!!'

Kyrottimus shrugged and chuckled just before Klutu punched him in the arm. Ultimate nodded.
''We Ride'
They left the tavern and Arcan quietly muttered
'your mother' before leaving.

Angel winged Devil led a pack of Syrtians on to the bridge connecting Alsius and Syrtis. He had a few companions with him Nightchill, Gawyn Trakkand, Gwynavere, Boomer, Blue angel and Syrtisa.

Gwynavere rushed forward, Gawyn trailed slightly behind her trying to stick by her side like a shadow. Her eyes scanned the treeline and the path
'Angel your not going to like this. We have about 30 goats headed straight for us'
Nightchill piped up at this moment.
'Great well done faggit you got us all killed. I thought I'd get blood with you on this mission but all I got was bent over and raped bet you'd like to do that to me bitch...'
Angel winged Devil grabbed Nightchill by the collar and pushed him to the wall.
'I'm going to do something I should have done a long time ago'
Angel winged Devil smiled as he relished the ideas that flew through his head. He licked the side of Nightchills face.
'yum tastes like..... Fear'
Angel winged Devil grabbed Nightchill by the bottom of his tunic and hurled him over the edge of the bridge. Nightchill screamed to his death. Angel winged Devil turned with a smile.
'Sorry about that now where were we ah yes..... run'
Gawyn dragged Gwynavere by the hand away from the tree line, she was searching for the best vantage point to kill people from. With an impudent look at Gawyn she sighed and allowed herself to be dragged. They reached the other side of a grassy verge. Gwynavere spoke.
'Everyone stop they are upon us, lie flat on your stomachs.'
Everyone did as they where told lying against the verge. Gwynavere produced a large tarp made of grass she threw it over them and vanished into the forest. Gawyn resisted the urge to follow but would blow all of their cover if he did.
'Now what.' Blue angel asked
Gawyn replied 'We wait, for war'

_Enio_ · 10-03-2009, 07:59 PM

Awww great!
ahahaha "your mom"

Soo true haha

Kyrottimus · 10-03-2009, 09:19 PM

Hahaha, great addition man. The 'your mother' part was pretty spot on with our canned sophomoric intra-clan retorts.

Gawyn_Trakkand · 10-03-2009, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyrottimus

The 'your mother' part was pretty spot on with our canned sophomoric intra-clan retorts.

O.o er...... whut? Ty.... I think

survive · 10-04-2009, 04:28 AM

omg fkn hysterical... seriously... tears from laughing... the 'your mother' comment... and the funeral... jesuuussss.... you set him on fire... how much do you hate him? rofl.... no longer Rumpled, never was Wrinkled, but if he learns to swim... he will surely be Scarred Foreskin.... and Kyro... 'that was beutiful man'... laughing my literal ass off

these ARE really great! If you quit with them, expect the Goat Zerg to show up at your door, I know, you are thinking, but i have never seen a Goat Zerg, but if you quit, you will !!!!

Great Job G!

Jippy · 10-04-2009, 04:47 AM

ummm, its actully "ur mom" Keep it up, I check the forums 3 times a day just to see if there are new stories...

Regards.

Klutu · 10-05-2009, 12:06 AM

lol just Epic!!

Rofl @ Kyro

Recoil · 10-05-2009, 10:59 AM

Needs more violence, sex and rhanya.

Comp · 10-05-2009, 12:11 PM

omg, the your mom stuff is RIGHT ON!!!

10-03-2009, 07:59 PM	#123
_Enio_ Marquis Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 1,843	Awww great! ahahaha "your mom" Soo true haha __________________ Fix the Marksman subclass: Suggestion

10-03-2009, 09:19 PM	#124
Kyrottimus Baron Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Montana, U.S.A. Posts: 690	Hahaha, great addition man. The 'your mother' part was pretty spot on with our canned sophomoric intra-clan retorts. __________________ Μολὼν λαβέ Kyrottimus: 60 - Barbarian (WM) RIP \|\| Rykor: 60 - Knight (WM) RIP Vanosen Sagesight: 60 - Marksman (WM) RIP \|\| Orykus: 60 - Hunter RIP

10-04-2009, 04:28 AM	#126
survive Apprentice Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 75	omg fkn hysterical... seriously... tears from laughing... the 'your mother' comment... and the funeral... jesuuussss.... you set him on fire... how much do you hate him? rofl.... no longer Rumpled, never was Wrinkled, but if he learns to swim... he will surely be Scarred Foreskin.... and Kyro... 'that was beutiful man'... laughing my literal ass off these ARE really great! If you quit with them, expect the Goat Zerg to show up at your door, I know, you are thinking, but i have never seen a Goat Zerg, but if you quit, you will !!!! Great Job G! __________________ Gringo de Magnifico - RA \| Rumple Foreskin - Horus/Raven - Pack of Bastards -

10-05-2009, 12:06 AM	#128
Klutu Baron Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 714	lol just Epic!! Rofl @ Kyro __________________ Ramsli Klutu

10-05-2009, 12:11 PM	#130
Comp Count Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Jippy's Mom's House Posts: 1,286	omg, the your mom stuff is RIGHT ON!!! __________________ Compost (60 Hunter) Alsius Compoundious (Dead and gone...)

10-03-2009, 07:39 PM	#122
Gawyn_Trakkand Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cheshire, England Posts: 219	The sun set on the far horizon as the long boat was filled with kindling and logs doused with pitch. Klutu looked onward toward the horizon as the funeral went on, It was cold but no one seemed to care, tears froze on the cheeks of some. Four men made their way toward the boat, carrying a body wrapped in pure white cloth. The body was placed upon a wooden plinth in the centre of the boat and the four men took their seats. 'When the fuck is this going to be over I need a drink.' Klutu shushed Arcan by pressing his finger silently to his lips and frowning at him. 'What! I'm just saying the whole of Alsius is here I didn't even like the guy that much.... I mean OK he was pretty good in war sometimes but it's not like he ever bought me a drink' Klutu lost his temper 'Jesus Christ man the guy died defending us HAVE SOME RESPECT!' everyone was looking at Klutu and Arcan smiled to himself his body shook silently with laughter, Klutu heard whispers of “how disrespectful...” and “shouting at a funeral......” Klutu sat back down folding his arms 'Arcan you are such a douche.' Speaking through fits of giggles Arcan replied 'I know.' The procession went on and at last Gringgo took the stage. 'My fellow Alsians we are here to witness the passing of a great warrior and individual. This man this Giant amongst men was one of the finest of us all. He was so young... gone so fast... long before his time. Taken from us by the evil of this war. I'd like to thank Klutu and the Alsrian Legion for avenging his death and bringing peace to his soul. We'll all miss you Rumple you where one of the biggest personality's and a huge role model for us all. Rest in peace my friend' The boat was set free of its moorings and it floated to the horizon. Gringgo looked to Immune and nodded Immune and Compost let loose a flaming arrow each hitting either side of the boat the flames swiftly engulfed. Most of the Alsians stood and saluted the flaming boat. A shriek filled the air and something got up off the boat and jumped into the water. Stunned silence filled the air everyone looked shocked some people threw up Arcan however was rolling on the floor unable to breath for laughing 'DID ANYONE SEE THAT!! AHAHAHAHA THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!' Klutu delivered a swift kick to Arcans ribs and the Utghar was silenced mainly because he was now gasping for air Enio nudged Klutu 'I think we beter leave' Klutu nodded and picked up the wheelbarrow in front of him. Arcan got to his feet swiping a mirthful tear from his eye still chuckling slightly. In the wheel barrow was a highly drunk and highly sedated Kyrottimus who was blubbering like a fool 'That was the most beautiful service I have ever seen.' Klutu sighed and carried Kyrottimus's wheelbarrow who was still wailing and speaking gibberish. Klutu sat in the bar drinking from a tankard of ale, Kyrottimus had now calmed down to drawn out whimpers, Arcan would still chuckle from time to time whilst drinking his mead and smoking a thin pipe, Compost and Enio played darts. All was as usual in Alsius again. Klutu couldn't get the image of faiths death out of his head as she fell from the tower, did Syrtis hate him so much that one of his Former best friends came looking for his blood and Gawyn Klutu had never seen him angry like that before he knew he could get angry but usually only if Gwynavere was involved never like that though. Something was going on. At that instant the door to the tavern burst open and there stood a tall Nordo knight his armor gleaming in the sun outside, his face shadowed by the murkiness of the tavern, The silhouette of his helmet looked like Gawyns Klutu gripped the mace at his side. The knight spoke it defiantly wasn't Gawyn 'You guys need to come with me, We're going to Herbred fort.' Arcan looked up from his mead and took the pipe out of his mouth. 'Ultimate, why so serious?' We've found Yenros corpse in the forest next to a Syrtis leaf his head was missing.' Kyrottimus stretched his arms and got up out of his wheelbarrow 'Aye well in that case lets go kick some ass' Klutu looked stunned at Kyrottimus. 'YOU CAN FUCKING WALK!!' Kyrottimus shrugged and chuckled just before Klutu punched him in the arm. Ultimate nodded. ''We Ride' They left the tavern and Arcan quietly muttered 'your mother' before leaving. Angel winged Devil led a pack of Syrtians on to the bridge connecting Alsius and Syrtis. He had a few companions with him Nightchill, Gawyn Trakkand, Gwynavere, Boomer, Blue angel and Syrtisa. Gwynavere rushed forward, Gawyn trailed slightly behind her trying to stick by her side like a shadow. Her eyes scanned the treeline and the path 'Angel your not going to like this. We have about 30 goats headed straight for us' Nightchill piped up at this moment. 'Great well done faggit you got us all killed. I thought I'd get blood with you on this mission but all I got was bent over and raped bet you'd like to do that to me bitch...' Angel winged Devil grabbed Nightchill by the collar and pushed him to the wall. 'I'm going to do something I should have done a long time ago' Angel winged Devil smiled as he relished the ideas that flew through his head. He licked the side of Nightchills face. 'yum tastes like..... Fear' Angel winged Devil grabbed Nightchill by the bottom of his tunic and hurled him over the edge of the bridge. Nightchill screamed to his death. Angel winged Devil turned with a smile. 'Sorry about that now where were we ah yes..... run' Gawyn dragged Gwynavere by the hand away from the tree line, she was searching for the best vantage point to kill people from. With an impudent look at Gawyn she sighed and allowed herself to be dragged. They reached the other side of a grassy verge. Gwynavere spoke. 'Everyone stop they are upon us, lie flat on your stomachs.' Everyone did as they where told lying against the verge. Gwynavere produced a large tarp made of grass she threw it over them and vanished into the forest. Gawyn resisted the urge to follow but would blow all of their cover if he did. 'Now what.' Blue angel asked Gawyn replied 'We wait, for war'

10-04-2009, 04:47 AM	#127
Jippy Initiate Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Any place that has beer Posts: 179	ummm, its actully "ur mom" Keep it up, I check the forums 3 times a day just to see if there are new stories... Regards.

10-05-2009, 10:59 AM	#129
Recoil Master Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 335	Needs more violence, sex and rhanya.