Random, esoteric, obscure, awesomely-bad and otherwise classic B-movies - Page 2

Mattdoesrock · 06-21-2009, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sicker

cradle of fear.

This.

One of the most epic films in history.

Dani Filth drinks a plate of cat guts.

Kyrottimus · 06-22-2009, 12:29 AM

The Story of Ricky!

gluffs · 06-22-2009, 11:21 PM

Toxic Avenger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27E4Qfj7iEY&feature=fvst

Kittypretty · 06-23-2009, 08:48 AM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360784/

this movie.

it really has to be the worst movie ever made. i was at walmart and you know those huge bins where they throw the crap dvds in? well me and my brother like picking out the worst looking movies you can find (zombies are m favorite though) and i came across this.

the kicker for me was it compared itself to lord of the rings and harry potter. but the acting is so atrocious, the special effects were laughable..it honestly was the worst movie id ever seen. whats more though, is they included a commentary, and a making of portion..for more laughs.

ooh actually found it on youtube..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab5qX...eature=channel

its cut up into parts...but hey watch it..and dont blame me for wasting a portion of your life youll never get back.

Kyrottimus · 06-24-2009, 02:42 AM

The Land of Faraway... Christian Bale's first Epic Phail

Brother-brian · 06-24-2009, 02:47 AM

I'm old school (for you youngsters, that's how we used to spell "Ol' Skool"), so I like a little 1930's gem called "Freaks". That's it.... just "Freaks".

It's creepy.

If you can find it, it's really worth a watch.

It's black and white, but it's a talkie (another word for "movies with sound" back then). And it has probably the best "group chant" for accepting a newbie into one's midst.

"Gooba, Gobba, Gooba, Gobba,
We accept you, we accept you,
Gooba Gobba, Gooba Gobba,
One of us, One of us..."

AND, you get to see a human torso (literally no arms or legs at all) strike a match and light his own cigarette!

Evola · 06-24-2009, 08:43 AM

Cemetery Gates

Bloody, stupid and awesome. Really.

http://www.evildread.com/horror-revi...iew.php?id=253

deonnynthehunter · 06-24-2009, 03:01 PM

zombie town

Vythica · 06-28-2009, 11:01 AM

Hedwig and the Angry Inch...

Brother-brian · 06-29-2009, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gluffs

Toxic Avenger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27E4Qfj7iEY&feature=fvst

Props to Toxie!

06-22-2009, 12:29 AM	#12
Kyrottimus Baron Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Montana, U.S.A. Posts: 690	The Story of Ricky! __________________ Μολὼν λαβέ Kyrottimus: 60 - Barbarian (WM) RIP \|\| Rykor: 60 - Knight (WM) RIP Vanosen Sagesight: 60 - Marksman (WM) RIP \|\| Orykus: 60 - Hunter RIP

06-22-2009, 11:21 PM	#13
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06-23-2009, 08:48 AM	#14
Kittypretty Baron Join Date: May 2008 Location: Oahu, Hawaii Posts: 697	http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360784/ this movie. it really has to be the worst movie ever made. i was at walmart and you know those huge bins where they throw the crap dvds in? well me and my brother like picking out the worst looking movies you can find (zombies are m favorite though) and i came across this. the kicker for me was it compared itself to lord of the rings and harry potter. but the acting is so atrocious, the special effects were laughable..it honestly was the worst movie id ever seen. whats more though, is they included a commentary, and a making of portion..for more laughs. ooh actually found it on youtube.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab5qX...eature=channel its cut up into parts...but hey watch it..and dont blame me for wasting a portion of your life youll never get back. __________________ Taking a break from Regnum due to work leaving me little free time! So my laptop must go for now! (ask me for full details, it is an Alienware Mx18 3rd gen Ivy bridge i73920xm & configured with SLI twin Nvidia 675m, paid 3,330$ asking 2,800$ or 2,400$ + netbook.

06-24-2009, 02:42 AM	#15
Kyrottimus Baron Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Montana, U.S.A. Posts: 690	The Land of Faraway... Christian Bale's first Epic Phail __________________ Μολὼν λαβέ Kyrottimus: 60 - Barbarian (WM) RIP \|\| Rykor: 60 - Knight (WM) RIP Vanosen Sagesight: 60 - Marksman (WM) RIP \|\| Orykus: 60 - Hunter RIP

06-24-2009, 08:43 AM	#17
Evola Pledge Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 16	Cemetery Gates Bloody, stupid and awesome. Really. http://www.evildread.com/horror-revi...iew.php?id=253 __________________ "Ubuntu" - an African word, meaning "Slackware is too hard for me"

06-24-2009, 02:47 AM	#16
Brother-brian Master Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 271	I'm old school (for you youngsters, that's how we used to spell "Ol' Skool"), so I like a little 1930's gem called "Freaks". That's it.... just "Freaks". It's creepy. If you can find it, it's really worth a watch. It's black and white, but it's a talkie (another word for "movies with sound" back then). And it has probably the best "group chant" for accepting a newbie into one's midst. "Gooba, Gobba, Gooba, Gobba, We accept you, we accept you, Gooba Gobba, Gooba Gobba, One of us, One of us..." AND, you get to see a human torso (literally no arms or legs at all) strike a match and light his own cigarette!

06-24-2009, 03:01 PM	#18
deonnynthehunter Pledge Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 18	zombie town

06-28-2009, 11:01 AM	#19
Vythica Pledge Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: In the closet. Posts: 40	Hedwig and the Angry Inch... __________________ Resurrected.