Euro-English - Page 2

ArcticWolf · 09-11-2008, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by aardvak2669

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

This sounds like German when you read it with Spanish pronunctiation. :P

Pizdzius · 09-11-2008, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xephandor

This sounds like German when you read it with Spanish pronunctiation. :P

or german. Or polish :P

-Paradox- · 09-12-2008, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by aardvak2669

English in Europe

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English.'

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

I started to get excited reading this, then the rest followed and realised it was a joke

phoenix_jackson · 09-12-2008, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by -Paradox-

I started to get excited reading this, then the rest followed and realised it was a joke

Vi hev e vinur!!

Torg_Snowflake · 09-12-2008, 02:54 PM

Hahahaha brilliant and funny XD

Ironfoot · 09-14-2008, 02:07 AM

Great post hahahaha!!!

ArcticWolf · 09-14-2008, 02:36 AM

itz notz a jokez.

kraetyz · 09-14-2008, 08:33 PM

How did I miss this?
Pure awesome.

UmarilsStillHere · 09-14-2008, 08:38 PM

Epik!

Pizdzius · 09-14-2008, 09:26 PM

Diz be ze hepi Piz, ja.

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