funniest thing you've said/done when you were drunk

[Pizdzius]

awww /me was never drunk

[Lovele]

Hm u should try it

[Envy]

I'll be damned if I can remember, but it was probably illegal

[Pizdzius]

no thanks, I experience enough of funny things when I'm sober

[Inkster]

I don’t have any amusing stories from when I was drunk, But this one was devised When a few of my work colleagues from where I used to work and I were drunk one evening.


3 Times a week we had to perform a test on the hydro system we used

This 1 guy hated the job, its slow and boring so as the tests are about to begin he used to go to the toilet with a newspaper to read to get out of it. We decided to teach him a lesson

If you mix iodine and ammonia in the correct quantities you get a brown ink type liquid. When it dries it crystallizes.

The crystals are highly unstable (safe but unstable).
Day of the test we made sure all the toilet cubicles but one was in use

The one that wasn't in use we painted this stuff on the underside of the seat.
Later on he went for his usual scive and had to use that toilet, 5 seconds later around our department there was a huge bang and scream, he came out of the toilet, pants around his ankles, up the hallway and passed the main office pants still around his ankles.

Note: The crystals are explosive but not dangerous, just bloody loud when they explode

[DkySven]

Originally Posted by Inkster

I don’t have any amusing stories from when I was drunk, But this one was devised When a few of my work colleagues from where I used to work and I were drunk one evening.


3 Times a week we had to perform a test on the hydro system we used

This 1 guy hated the job, its slow and boring so as the tests are about to begin he used to go to the toilet with a newspaper to read to get out of it. We decided to teach him a lesson

If you mix iodine and ammonia in the correct quantities you get a brown ink type liquid. When it dries it crystallizes.

The crystals are highly unstable (safe but unstable).
Day of the test we made sure all the toilet cubicles but one was in use

The one that wasn't in use we painted this stuff on the underside of the seat.
Later on he went for his usual scive and had to use that toilet, 5 seconds later around our department there was a huge bang and scream, he came out of the toilet, pants around his ankles, up the hallway and passed the main office pants still around his ankles.

Note: The crystals are explosive but not dangerous, just bloody loud when they explode

Hahahahaha Great story, poor guy. That will teach him.

[tyrotyro]

haha
thats rich

[kraetyz]

Originally Posted by aardvak2669

awww /me was never drunk

Yay, one of the pure ones! XD

[tyrotyro]

the worst thing i ever did drunk was talk to my body

if my tummy growls. id look down an say
/me drunk... HEY STOP COMPLAINING. we is all good.
now up shut and drink .... mom

[GIGO305]

Originally Posted by Angelwinged_Devil

ahh well, this probably would be umm, I need to remember first .

I guess this would would be at my x'es birthday party... Apparantly I drank so much that I went dead, got carried into a sofa, I wasn't that dead though so I stood up again and partied on, took some more to drink and went dead again. Got carried out again. This happened about 4 times... after this (as some of you know I'm a metal guy who dresses all metallic/gothic like) I went towards the house where she lives, and on the way I met a group of guys who was wearing popcloth and such, zigzagging the way through the group, they all moved in fear. So I pretended to be so drunk that I turned around and went back into them, they moved themself again, then I gently said "oh wait this is the wrong way." And yet again turned around to zig zag towards them, they moved in fear again XD. a second after my x comes out, sees them and runs like hell towards them, all alone. Of course they run away like chickens and I started roflmao.

after that, I took her into bed and told her we had to sleep because it was late and we could barely walk. Funny really. Specially afterwards with the big headache DX. Or something...

And just to be fast excusing... I'm very tired got three hours of sleep, and class is boring.

they ran away becaus drunk goths look like homeless ppl