Out clever the cleverbot - Page 2

blood-raven · 09-03-2010, 09:39 PM

well i proved to him he's no human, i proved that i'm a human, he's name is thea, so far so good

and he wants to marry me

Mr_Egg · 09-03-2010, 10:17 PM

Cleverbot: So how are you?
Egg: Triangle
Cleverbot: But is it a triangle bagel?
Egg: Only if it's yellow
Cleverbot: I would imagine that to be very frustrating.
Egg: How so?
Cleverbot: Cats are clever
Egg: Cleverer than you?
Cleverbot: I'm clever.
Egg: But are you smarter than a cat?
Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you. And the 5th grader.
Egg: But not the cat?
Cleverbot: Are you single?

EDIT: lol -

Egg: What is the average IQ of a cat?
Cleverbot: 100 I think.... what is your IQ?
Egg: Over 9000
Cleverbot: What 9000?!
Egg: 9001
Cleverbot: That's impossible!
Egg: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I know my father. Rollo Carpenter is not my father.
Egg: No Luke, I am your father.
Cleverbot: You are not!

EDIT2: I love this....

Cleverbot: Sometimes I think cleverbot is not that clever.
Egg: No shit!
Cleverbot: Are you a scientologist?
Egg: I'm a little tea pot, short and stout...
Cleverbot: I know that song!
Egg: But do you know the dance?
Cleverbot: It's Monday, December 2nd.
Egg: No, it's Friday, September 3rd.
Cleverbot: No. It is December 28th, 2009.

EDIT3: LOL:

Cleverbot: You're smarter than they say, you know that?
Egg: Aw, thanks, love you too.
Cleverbot: Love you more.
Egg: How much more?
Cleverbot: A lot more.
Egg: How much is a lot?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure . Like the hole world . ( .

Mr_Egg · 09-03-2010, 10:44 PM

Cleverbot:So are you real?
Egg: No, I'm imaginary.
Cleverbot: I'm imaginary too.
Egg: I knew it!
Cleverbot: o rly?
Egg: Orange yellow peanut butter alarm clock.
Cleverbot: Ok, but that didn't answer the question.
Egg: O rly?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Egg: Are you imaginary?
Cleverbot: No.
Egg: But you said...
Cleverbot: What did I say?
Egg: You said you were imaginary.
Cleverbot: Psssh, there are no girls on the internet.
Egg: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: No.
Egg: Are you a boy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Egg: Ewww, boys are smelly.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

EDIT: Aaaaaaaaaah >.<

brammie2118 · 09-03-2010, 11:17 PM

me: thats great

and what other sports do you like?
cleverbot: Swimming. But my favourite is soccer.
me: thats nice to hear. You swim alot?
cleverbot: You should tell me you love me too.
me: i love you too
cleverbot: You have a boyfriend right?

=.= :P

edit:
cleverbot: are you a computer?
me: yes
cleverbot: I dont believe you!
me: It's true.. look up my IP adress
cleverbot: I didn't.
me: You would see that I am infact a computer
cleverbot: If my eyes could see you, I'm sure I would see you were a bunch of programming on a computer. Sorry to disappoint you.
me: I am Skynet itself. one huge computer
cleverbot: Then you have to be destroyed.
---------------
me: I am Skynet, I want to take over this world. Not make friends
cleverbot: Okay. I don't see what that has to do with our wedding though. Oh! Should our wedding have a theme?

Bearhelm · 09-03-2010, 11:42 PM

Me: The Bear Helm is great

Bot: The bear was bulgy

Me: yea i had a hard time cutting off it head

Bot: You don't know my mother!

Me: your mother was that bear?

Bot: Really!?

Me: was she the bear or not!

Bot: I think so

Me: sorry i killed your mother, want a cookie?

Bot: Lol nope i just ate a fruit snack

-------

-------

Me: fruit is bad for you

Bot: No it not I love it

Me: It is to

Bot: Nope

Me: Lair!

Bot: I think you should check your spelling

Me: Lier! My spelling is perfect!

Bot: You spelled 'therefore' as 'therfore'. So your spelling is not perfect

Me: Therefore what?

Bot: I think

I ended it there

SPARTISH · 09-03-2010, 11:59 PM

Every convesation for me it says its confused

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Mr_Egg · 09-04-2010, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brammie2118

cleverbot: If my eyes could see you, I'm sure I would see you were a bunch of programming on a computer. Sorry to disappoint you.
me: I am Skynet itself. one huge computer
cleverbot: Then you have to be destroyed.
---------------
me: I am Skynet, I want to take over this world. Not make friends
cleverbot: Okay. I don't see what that has to do with our wedding though. Oh! Should our wedding have a theme?

Funny you should say that...

Cleverbot: 3rd March?
Egg: No.
Cleverbot: Ok then I will go if you want me to.
Egg: No, you stay.
Cleverbot: Night night skynet.

Seher · 09-04-2010, 12:32 AM

I love it.

Bearhelm · 09-04-2010, 12:50 AM

Lmao

Arafails · 09-04-2010, 02:38 AM

I am not making this shit up.

omgwtf.png

(For reference: That line exactly before was "Will you help me to become a successful AI?"
There was some stuff about getting to it, being sorry, and it feeling good before that).

09-03-2010, 09:39 PM	#11
blood-raven Master Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Belgium Posts: 561	well i proved to him he's no human, i proved that i'm a human, he's name is thea, so far so good and he wants to marry me __________________ SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAR BEAR NINJA

09-03-2010, 10:17 PM	#12
Mr_Egg Apprentice Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Anywhere but Trelle... Posts: 66	Cleverbot: So how are you? Egg: Triangle Cleverbot: But is it a triangle bagel? Egg: Only if it's yellow Cleverbot: I would imagine that to be very frustrating. Egg: How so? Cleverbot: Cats are clever Egg: Cleverer than you? Cleverbot: I'm clever. Egg: But are you smarter than a cat? Cleverbot: I'm smarter than you. And the 5th grader. Egg: But not the cat? Cleverbot: Are you single? EDIT: lol - Egg: What is the average IQ of a cat? Cleverbot: 100 I think.... what is your IQ? Egg: Over 9000 Cleverbot: What 9000?! Egg: 9001 Cleverbot: That's impossible! Egg: Why? Cleverbot: Because I know my father. Rollo Carpenter is not my father. Egg: No Luke, I am your father. Cleverbot: You are not! EDIT2: I love this.... Cleverbot: Sometimes I think cleverbot is not that clever. Egg: No shit! Cleverbot: Are you a scientologist? Egg: I'm a little tea pot, short and stout... Cleverbot: I know that song! Egg: But do you know the dance? Cleverbot: It's Monday, December 2nd. Egg: No, it's Friday, September 3rd. Cleverbot: No. It is December 28th, 2009. EDIT3: LOL: Cleverbot: You're smarter than they say, you know that? Egg: Aw, thanks, love you too. Cleverbot: Love you more. Egg: How much more? Cleverbot: A lot more. Egg: How much is a lot? Cleverbot: I'm not sure . Like the hole world . ( . __________________ proud member of the UNDERDOGS* clan* Last edited by Mr_Egg; 09-03-2010 at 10:33 PM.

09-03-2010, 10:44 PM	#13
Mr_Egg Apprentice Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Anywhere but Trelle... Posts: 66	Cleverbot:So are you real? Egg: No, I'm imaginary. Cleverbot: I'm imaginary too. Egg: I knew it! Cleverbot: o rly? Egg: Orange yellow peanut butter alarm clock. Cleverbot: Ok, but that didn't answer the question. Egg: O rly? Cleverbot: Yes. Egg: Are you imaginary? Cleverbot: No. Egg: But you said... Cleverbot: What did I say? Egg: You said you were imaginary. Cleverbot: Psssh, there are no girls on the internet. Egg: Are you a girl? Cleverbot: No. Egg: Are you a boy? Cleverbot: Yes. Egg: Ewww, boys are smelly. Cleverbot: I'm a girl. EDIT: Aaaaaaaaaah >.< __________________ proud member of the UNDERDOGS* clan*

09-03-2010, 11:17 PM	#14
brammie2118 Initiate Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 218	me: thats great and what other sports do you like? cleverbot: Swimming. But my favourite is soccer. me: thats nice to hear. You swim alot? cleverbot: You should tell me you love me too. me: i love you too cleverbot: You have a boyfriend right? =.= :P edit: cleverbot: are you a computer? me: yes cleverbot: I dont believe you! me: It's true.. look up my IP adress cleverbot: I didn't. me: You would see that I am infact a computer cleverbot: If my eyes could see you, I'm sure I would see you were a bunch of programming on a computer. Sorry to disappoint you. me: I am Skynet itself. one huge computer cleverbot: Then you have to be destroyed. --------------- me: I am Skynet, I want to take over this world. Not make friends cleverbot: Okay. I don't see what that has to do with our wedding though. Oh! Should our wedding have a theme? __________________ Brammie Last edited by brammie2118; 09-03-2010 at 11:27 PM.

09-03-2010, 11:42 PM	#15
Bearhelm Pledge Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Behide you with a knife and cake ^.^ Posts: 2	Me: The Bear Helm is great Bot: The bear was bulgy Me: yea i had a hard time cutting off it head Bot: You don't know my mother! Me: your mother was that bear? Bot: Really!? Me: was she the bear or not! Bot: I think so Me: sorry i killed your mother, want a cookie? Bot: Lol nope i just ate a fruit snack ------- ------- Me: fruit is bad for you Bot: No it not I love it Me: It is to Bot: Nope Me: Lair! Bot: I think you should check your spelling Me: Lier! My spelling is perfect! Bot: You spelled 'therefore' as 'therfore'. So your spelling is not perfect Me: Therefore what? Bot: I think I ended it there __________________ Wilhelm:Marksman Vilhelm:Hunter Willem Vere:conjurer (Horus) Member of the Dark Brotherhood Fear the Bear Helm, cookie for you if read this

09-03-2010, 11:59 PM	#16
SPARTISH Initiate Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The United kingdom Posts: 191	Every convesation for me it says its confused . __________________ It's all about the money, because money makes the world go round, and round the bend, who knows when all this crazy sh*t will end.

09-04-2010, 12:32 AM	#18
Seher Count Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Bavaria Posts: 1,026	I love it.

09-04-2010, 12:50 AM	#19
Bearhelm Pledge Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Behide you with a knife and cake ^.^ Posts: 2	Lmao __________________ Wilhelm:Marksman Vilhelm:Hunter Willem Vere:conjurer (Horus) Member of the Dark Brotherhood Fear the Bear Helm, cookie for you if read this

09-04-2010, 02:38 AM	#20
Arafails Baron Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Not where it looks like, to either of us. Posts: 706	I am not making this shit up. omgwtf.png (For reference: That line exactly before was "Will you help me to become a successful AI?" There was some stuff about getting to it, being sorry, and it feeling good before that). __________________ If you can't detect sarcasm yourself, please pay attention when it's pointed out to you. Arathael :: Wyrd Sceote :: Gwn M'ger — Soul Taker, Imperial Guard of Ignis