Does true love exist ... ?

[DkySven]

Originally Posted by makarios68

Hey, watch it!

The Dwarves are the mightiest and noblest af all the races.

Let not their vertically challenged appearance and ickle legs decieve you.

One day we will rule the entire world MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I am just wondering: if dwarves are great miners, then why don't we make a corridor to inside the inner realm of Syrtis?

[kraetyz]

Originally Posted by makarios68

Hey, watch it!

The Dwarves are the mightiest and noblest af all the races.

Let not their vertically challenged appearance and ickle legs decieve you.

One day we will rule the entire world MUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Mighty: You're tiny.
Noble: You have beards.
Race: You're a mutation, and a disgrace to the rest of the world.
Vertically challenged appearance: I could walk over you.
Ickle legs: Not ickle. Ugly.
One day: No day.
Rule the entire world: ... of Initiation Island.

[mrclean]

Originally Posted by LuthienNenharma

Only wanted to quote this again, before someone forgets about it.

Guess why I am awake at 7am, I hate it

I have to quote your quote... She's so far you can't understand how much...

[makarios68]

Originally Posted by kraetyz

Mighty: You're tiny.
Noble: You have beards.
Race: You're a mutation, and a disgrace to the rest of the world.
Vertically challenged appearance: I could walk over you.
Ickle legs: Not ickle. Ugly.
One day: No day.
Rule the entire world: ... of Initiation Island.

There's something you should know:

When i came to Ignis i was on a secret mission for the Dwarves to seek out new lands to conquer once we have dominance over the other races.

As you know, one of my disguises was a female conjurer called Florence Nightingale.

You will also remember that she kicked your dumb warlock ass in the arena, and she did it without a summon - and he did it easily.

So if dwarves are not mighty, what does that make you?...

[kraetyz]

Originally Posted by makarios68

There's something you should know:

When i came to Ignis i was on a secret mission for the Dwarves to seek out new lands to conquer once we have dominance over the other races.

As you know, one of my disguises was a female conjurer called Florence Nightingale.

You will also remember that she kicked your dumb warlock ass in the arena, and she did it without a summon - and he did it easily.

So if dwarves are not mighty, what does that make you?...

You were no dwarf when you played in Ignis.
Fail.

[ArcticWolf]

Originally Posted by LuthienNenharma

Only wanted to quote this again, before someone forgets about it.

So true... It happened to me two times since this thread started.

[makarios68]

Originally Posted by Skatz1980

It makes you slightly gay..IMO

Ha ha yeah.

Wudy in drag...

[Static_Fang]

*eyes out the thread*

Dwarves? rulers?
<laughs histericly>

Sorry, i have nothing against shorties (i'm one myself, only about 4 foot if that, i'll be 16 this year) But dwarves? I'd have to do with number 5 from the list below of reasons:

1. "Goats will eat you", seriously...goats eat anything, even tin cans (Inks gonna whip me for this...no1 tell him )

2. "Normal size people have a weight advantage over you" That may not seem like much, but it is

2,5. "Normal size people will have leverage over you" Hand to hand sword fighting, all on the leverage

3. "Elves will eat your skin" Not nice

4. "IF the dwarves were to concure the world, so many races would be embarressed about it that they would all unit and form the rebellion that crushes the dwarf race.

5. All of the above

[LuthienNenharma]

Dont talk about goat love

[kraetyz]

Originally Posted by LuthienNenharma

Dont talk about goat love

How sad... Well, she's not alone, sadly. =/
Feels like I'm missing something.