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Old 10-30-2009, 04:29 AM   #201
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ok this week's installment has Klutu being date raped, and Arcan is STILL getting molested.. cant ya let a dead goat lie? wtf did you do Arcan.. he fed your heart to a fkn smurf, ... err Smurv, and wore your skin like it was a dinner party on 'Silence of the Lambs'.
Klutu... whatever you do, DONT 'put the lotion on its body' if they tell you to.

despite how fkd up war is becoming, it has such a warm nature to your writing.... or that could be Lexen .... anyway, great work as always Gawyn
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Old 11-09-2009, 04:32 PM   #202
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Whens the next story!?!?! im dieing here
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Old 11-11-2009, 02:31 AM   #203
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I'm so sorry i swear to you i have most of it written but i've been grinding my marks like crazy and it's gotten kind of adictive i hope to have it up in the next 24 hours ^^
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Old 11-11-2009, 06:35 PM   #204
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ooo nice sig... Foo Fighters ftw!!

but yeah...more stories please, they are enjoyable ^^
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Old 11-11-2009, 09:24 PM   #205
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Sweet!
omg its sucks tho.....I CANT SEE SIGS!
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Old 11-13-2009, 02:56 AM   #206
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I'm so sorry i swear to you i have most of it written but i've been grinding my marks like crazy and it's gotten kind of adictive i hope to have it up in the next 24 hours ^^
lol, you find grinding your marks addictive? I wish I was the same, then maybe I can finally get mine out of the lvl 30's
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Old 11-13-2009, 06:13 AM   #207
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Sorry about the wait guys, as i said marks is soooo fun ^^. Enjoy.

Klutu slowly opened his eyes, he realised he was bare chested as the cold was biting into his pectoral muscles. His arms where bound by ropes, his shoulders burned as he looked around. The ropes went to two huge trees either side, too far apart to touch with either leg. The ropes went through holes made in the tree and then attached to two horses either side some 20 feet below him.
'...Shit'
Klutu looked around, his head still groggy, feeling a familiar warmth he didnt need to look down to see who was staring at him.
'Hello Isemon.'
Isemon lent against the makeshift horse paddock in the syrtis camp, still pristine white.
'Hello Slayer of Light, I'm sorry for your current accomadation but it is for all our safety.'
'My name is Klutu Isemon, refer to me by my real name'
'hmph how crude very well.... klutu'
The two looked at each other the silece growing tense.
'I am sorry, Klutu but the decision has been made to treat you like any other traitor. You will be executed at dawn.'

Arwen floated along in front of ploverdor, Fleetfoot and Kaelee in the middle Gawyn bringing up the rear. They where walking through the forest a blue light covering them, they where in the alsrian part of the territory. Ploverdor and Fleetfoot's ears twitched at the slightest of sounds, arrows knocked and held to cheek. They switched their aim regularly, ready to loose an arrow into anything they notice. Fleetfoot spoke up.
'Be careful gaylord we're being tracked dont want you dissappearing without a trace'
Gawyn gave Fleetfoot a side long glance
'Thanks for the heads up ass master, I think i'll be fi....'
A red knight burst from the side of the forest, his spear already hunting for its target it found ploverdor. He tore a long slash down his back leaving him twitching on the floor. Arwen was quick, she waved her arms and bugs from all sides leapt onto the knight
'It's Smurv, there will be more.'
As if to validate Arwen Wes the brutal leapt from the same treeline, bringing his hammer down toward Arwen. The hammer bounced off an invisible sheild making an orb shimmer around her. Gawyn was quick to react to that, he leapt over fleetfoot and the writhing Smurv connecting a kick to Wes's face.
Fleetfoot moved Kaelee behind him protecting her from harm, he loosed an arrow into the dark. Jack Swiftshadow came runing out of the forest, wind swirling around him with a look of terror on his face.
'I HAZ BEEN HITENED, HaX0R. SUMBUDYZ TELL TEH GODZ. RUNZ AWEYZ.'
An instant later Jack Swiftshadow smashed into a tree.
Smurv flicked the last bug off his shoulder and put his hand to his face shaking his head.
'I ask for Deidra and i get that.'
Wes the Brutal walked over to the still screaming gibberish Jack Swiftshadow and pummelled him with his hammer.
'anyone asks tell them i er..... meh who cares, tell them i turned him to goo with my hammer.'
Smurv nodded and turned back to the syrtians, they had all dissappeared except ploverdors corpse.
'God damn it, i hate it when that happens.'

Mattdoesblock walked solumnly towards the huge circular table, where the leaders of Alsius bickered about how to set up the lines and attack come dawn. What Matt didnt understand was why he was there, he was a mid level knight but there where scores of knights with more experiance than him. As he walked towards his esteemed leaders he needed to think of what to say to give them respect, but not to seem to lowly and grovelling. Before he could stop himself he walked amongst them and said.
'Sup, bitches.'
Rhanya, Po and A R E S stared at him in silence, Compost started rolling on the floor with laughter. A second later they all went back to pushing their minature models over maps laid across the table. When Po would slide some Knight shaped model over the table, Rhanya would grab it and slam it angrilly back in position waving her arms around slightly. Whilst Po turned cooly to the side ignoring her rant. Compost spoke to Matt first.
'Matt your probably wondering why your here, well we have set you an important mission of rescue. You are going to go into the Syrtian camp and rescue Klutu. Dont worry you're not going alone, you will lead a small team into the camp and get Klutu out of there with as little disturbance as possible.'
Matt looked at Compost as if he had been drinking the special water Kyrottimus used to make.
'Why me! There are tons of others more experianced and capable in battle.'
'Well between you and me it was a choice between you or Lumi, i think Lumi has been drinking thermometer fluid again.'
'No Compost she really is that retarded.' said Mattdoesblock with a sigh
'Well it's decided anyway pick your team out of the lay abouts around here and get a move on you have 6 hours before dawn.'

Smurv ran through the forest calmly and quickly, with Wes the Brutal and Nepa flanking him. They where chasing down the Syrtians and had caught up. The Syrtians where moving steadily but the path they where cutting through the overgrowth was slowing them down and it was letting Smurv and his team speed up to catch them quicker. There was a strange sound and Smurv moved his head quickly, he grasped at thin air and caught an arrow headed for Nepa.
'Hunter inbound!'
Smurv and Wes leapt into action as Fleetfoot weaved his way around the trees. Nepa drew up her strength, in her palms was a solitary green skull. she held it out in her up turned hand in front of her lips, she kissed the air she blew the skull and it leapt roaring after Fleetfoot laughing as it went. For all of Fleetfoots capabilities and his agility the skull still smashed into him, pinning him to the ground. Smurv and Wes where on him there was no escape. There was a scream from behind, Arwen had her hands on Nepas face and Gawyn had pierced his spear through her sides. Blood was flowing everywhere, with a gut wrenching noise Gawyn withdrew his spear. Nepa fell to the floor spasming. Wes and Smurv turned back to the fallen hunter and Wes readied the finishing blow.
'You are mine!'
Another scream came from the forest, Kaelee burst from the forest floor there was a quick thunk thunk Wes had an arrow in his sternum and neck he fell to his knees. Smurv coiled like a snake launching into a jump his spear aiming true towards Kaelee.
'No...'
Fleetfoot had gotten to his feet, Smurvs spear had stuck through his back into his lungs and a small point emerged through his breast plate. Fleetfoot touched Kaelees hand and brought it to his face touching his cheek. Tears streamed down Kaelees face and she held him arms wrapped around his waist. a finger nudged her chin up to meet his eyes and moved a strand of hair from her face. Fleetfoot whispered softly his last words.
'Run..... My.... Love'
Kaelee shook her head defiantly, as Fleetfoot fell to his knees. Smurv withdrew the spears blade, blood poured out onto the ground in front of Fleetfoot. Fleetfoots eyes rolled into the back of his head and he fell facedown onto the forest floor. Smurv rounded on Kaelee who stood completely shocked, her hands shaking and colour fleeing from her features. Smurv readied his blade.
'Kael get out of the way!'
Gawyn tackled into the back of smurv pusing him against a large tree pinning him with the haft of his spear
'Arwen, take kaelee and run.'
Smurv elbowed into the side of Gawyns armor catching inbetween the armor plates, Gawyn winced and smurv connected another elbow to his head. Gawyn leapt back stretching his side. Smurv felt his jaw spat and smirked.
'Who are you boy to think you can stand toe to toe with me.'
'My name is Gawyn Trakkand remember it well Smurv I want you to know who will make your last breath escape you. I will avenge Fleetfoot.'
'hmph, such arrogance. Though i see i need no introduction.'
Smurv leapt at Gawyn his spear a flurry of jabs, Gawyn was quick his sheild blocked the first couple of jabs. With the last he parried the blow off his sheild moving on the outside to Smurvs flank, his spear making the lunge to impale Smurv from side to side. Smurv quickly brought his own shield down to his side, the impact wrang on the sheild a loud crash. Smurv looked at Gawyn and dropped his spear, throwing his free hand into a punch. It connected and Gawyn was sent stumbling. Smurv picked up his spear a split second later, again launching into another jab this time at Gawyns exposed back. Gawyn brought his sheild up behind his back, another impact wrang off it. This time Smurv was too quick he grabbed Gawyns sheild and wrenched his arm up his back. Gawyn winced in pain again as Smurv cast aside his spear once again, Smurv unsheathed a blade and thrust it toward Gawyns mid-section. Gawyn un-hooked his arm from the belts on his sheild, leaving Smurv holding it in one arm. Snatching the sheild back Gawyn pushed into Smurv and brought the sheild up into his jaw. Smurv arched backwards hitting the deck with a crash. Gawyn charged toward Smurv his spear ready to make the killing blow. Smurv thought fast, the small blade in his hand he threw at Gawyn. Gawyn let out a yelp of pain as a knife protruded from his calf muscle.
'MOTHER FUCKER THAT WAS LOW!'
Smurv got to his feet, once again rubbing his jaw, this time he spat blood.
'You did well for a Syrtian, but i'm afraid i'm going to have to end this and get what i came for.' Smurv picked up his spear again, it started to shimmer in his hand it suddenly burst into flame along its entire length. Smurv jumped through the air, the flaming haft coming straight towards Gawyns chest. Gawyn froze, this was it.
Smurv smirked when his spear went still suddenly, he didnt even have to open his eyes he knew the boy was dead. He let out a chuckle and sighed, opening his eyes slightly as he did. A fist hit Smurv hard in the side of the face, he crashed into a tree. His Dragon skin helmet seemed to have been bent out of shape onto his face. Smurv looked to see who was the culprit.
A tall man a knight stood there Smurvs spear in his hand he tossed it back at him.
'Enough playing around Smurv, now you really got to fight.'
Smurv gritted his teeth and clenched his fist
'Roofus.....'
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Old 11-13-2009, 06:18 AM   #208
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this is story pwnage \o/

awesome job yet again.
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Old 11-13-2009, 12:00 PM   #209
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What Matt didnt understand was why he was there, he was a mid level knight...
Oi! I'm level 48 now!!!

Awesome story! I seriously can't wait for more!!
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Old 11-13-2009, 12:04 PM   #210
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Sorry about the wait guys, as i said marks is soooo fun ^^. Enjoy.
I fully understand you :P

Great story Again
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