Life...

[Angelwinged_Devil]

Originally Posted by Hell_bound

The truth cannot be banned boy!

ROFL

mira: like yourself ?

[klixon]

Yay, hell_bound's back. That means:

Originally Posted by The Beatles

For the benefit of Mr. Kite
there will be a show tonight on trampoline
The Hendersons will all be there
late of Pablo Fanques'fair, what a scene
Over men and horses hoops and garters
and lastly through a hogshead of real fire
In this way Mr. K will challenge the world

The celebrated Mr. K
performs his feats on Saturday at Bishopsgate
The Hendersons will dance and sing
as Mr. Kite flies through the ring, don't be late
Messers K. and H. assure the public
their production will be second to none
And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz

The band begins at ten to six
when Mr. K performs his tricks without a sound
And Mr. H will demonstrate
ten somersets he'll undertake on solid ground
Having been some days in preparation
a splendid time is guaranteed for all
And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill

Fasten your seatbelts, kids this is gonna be bumpy

[craiyzee]

why not some happy lyrics?!

[klixon]

Originally Posted by The Jesus Lizard

What do we owe this extreme pleasure to?
Your presence is so very appreciated
Let us now drop to our knees in praise
And lick from between the toes of your feet
May we rest
With the weight of your fresh steamin' shit
On our backs
On our backs
And lick from between the toes of your feet
Asking forgiveness
For things we do naturally
Lead us to the river
And pollute us
Bleed us and dilute us
Until we are clean and dry
(how can your love be repaid?)

like this?

[craiyzee]

thats not happy!

[klixon]

ok... this should do the trick:

Originally Posted by Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

A lot of people dont bother about their
Friends in the vegetable kingdom. they
Think: oh, ah, what can I say? what can
A person like myself say to a vegetable?
But the answer is simple, my friends:
Just call, and tell them how you feel
About muffins...pumpkins...wax
Paper...caledonia, mahoganies, elbows
...green things in general...and
Soon, a new rapport...you and your
New little green and yellow buddies,
Grooving together...oh, no! maintaining
Your coolness together! worshipping
Together in the church of your
Choice...(only in america...)

Call any vegetable call it by name
Aw, you gotta call one today
When you get off the train

Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
Wow! that the vegetable will respond to you

Oh, no! can you see them responding? the
Pumpkin is breathing hard...h-h-h-h
H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h - h - hhhhhhhhhhhh!
(what a pumpkin!)

[Pizdzius]

Originally Posted by Fofofofo

Fofofofofofo!

le gasp! Ze fofofo!

[Lovele]

Oh. Nooooo. Not another thread like this XD.

[mann2411]

so anyway lyrics aside
exactly why are you back helll bound you said you were leaving?
or do you enjoy posting lyrics about nothing

[Angelwinged_Devil]

I know lyrics about nothing