Screw this

[-Edge-]

Originally Posted by Rated_R_Edge

Did you know, that the real person who started the Regnum Online Edge character has long been dead? The man people refer to now as Edge is really some kissass in his place, infact, the real Edge would never have been in the comic, never have been a Legend, and would not have been friendly. Historians belive that ancient hyroglyphics found in modern day Egypt, dating back to Circa 202 B.S. (Before Surak) claim that Edge would have been more evil then to-date "Valorius Rageway"

Infact, author Dan Brown writes in his book "Lost Edge" that:
"...there is no real "Edge," it is just a myth in our minds, nothing more, nothing less. It was a well known fact that at the time, there were many people who were dying to be in his shoes, for the purpose of fame of course. The earliest known occurance like this was "Milos "The Red" Serb. Infact, there could have never really been a real "Edge"...

Brown's interesting novel pinpoints the truth behind what people think is real. The last dynasty that Author, Children's book illustrator, and Historian, Allison Davis wrote about in his book "Best Friends" claimed:

"Big bird and Snuffy were best friends. They played together every morning at preschool. They played pretend with thier puppets. They played the Piano. They solved puzzles, and they solved mysteries."

In his reference, we can note the fact that indeed, Edge symbolizes the Sesameean god known as Big Bird. Snuffy symbolizes Milos, it is also noted that there were puppets in their game, noting a true bond between them. However in Circa 205 B.S. Milos murdered Edge in his sleep. Milos at that point in time became the first person to carry on the dynasty of Tomatoe. After Milos mimicked Edge, much like him, he was murdered by his 34 wives, after suppossedly "failing to satisfy". Milos was followed by Ronaef DF. Krad. The linage after DF ends mysteriously during the Golden years in Ignea, Misthalin 455 the Twix Era, where Night Twix encountered his legendary duel with Zezima.

there I cracked it, can you?

[kraetyz]

Originally Posted by Rated_R_Edge

there I cracked it, can you?

You just put Bold Text on some of the E's...

[-Edge-]

Originally Posted by kraetyz

You just put Bold Text on some of the E's...

No, I didn't read again you dunce.

AKA I want the SCer of the year award, I mean the spammer of the year award, handed to me personally by Surakor.

Can you imagine what I would be like with drugs? Did I tell you hath?

somg I see it now, I can write stories, about no sense at all, my lifes ambition is to write childrens stories from my sick sick mind.

[kraetyz]

Originally Posted by Rated_R_Edge

No, I didn't read again you dunce.

AKA I want the SCer of the year award, I mean the spammer of the year award, handed to me personally by Surakor.

Can you imagine what I would be like with drugs? Did I tell you hath?

somg I see it now, I can write stories, about no sense at all, my lifes ambition is to write childrens stories from my sick sick mind.

Dude... You should win a Nobel Price.

[Mattdoesrock]

NOOOO!!

No Dunmer, I won't allow you to go!

What will I do with my little pacifist?! T_T

/me sheds a tear.

[kraetyz]

Originally Posted by Mattdoesrock

NOOOO!!

No Dunmer, I won't allow you to go!

What will I do with my little pacifist?! T_T

/me sheds a tear.

I'm not even pacifist anymore.
I got Necro 19, Arc 19, Elem 15.
Then I realized I didn't want to play, so I made this thread.

[DkySven]

Take care Dumner and molest greens again some day.


(Great post Edge, you should become writer. )

[kraetyz]

Originally Posted by asdfghs

Take care Dumner and molest greens again some day.


(Great post Edge, you should become writer. )

You, like many others, can't write my name properly.
It's DuNMer. :P

The greens aren't worth molesting anymore.
They've got and are too big assholes.

[DkySven]

Originally Posted by kraetyz

You, like many others, can't write my name properly.
It's DuNMer. :P

The greens aren't worth molesting anymore.
They've got and are too big assholes.

What about trapping them in the inner and let them starve to dead?

[-Edge-]

Originally Posted by kraetyz

Dude... You should win a Nobel Price.

Done

Originally Posted by mattdoesrock,dosent he?

NOOOO!!

No Dunmer, I won't allow you to go!

What will I do with my little pacifist?! T_T

/me sheds a tear.

you got meeee

were all alone in Ignis, I losted contact with red star, last I checked he was getting a blowjob, but it wasnt from me

Originally Posted by asdfgs

(Great post Edge, you should become writer. )

why thank you captain crunch