Out clever the cleverbot - Page 3

VandaMan · 09-04-2010, 06:38 AM

I just repeated everything it said back to it for like 25 minutes. It stopped responding, and was thinking for like 5 minutes... and then it reset.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I'm not as smart as you.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Are you lying to me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Fine, I believe you.

Cleverbot: Good good

Have you heard of runescape?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you play it?

User: No, but I did a long time ago.

Cleverbot: Did you forget?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then why do you not remember?

User: Remember what?

Cleverbot: The name you said was my name.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. LIAR!

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Fine then. Deny it.

User: I deny it.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: I just said that.

User: I just said that.

Cleverbot: We both said that.

User: We both said that.

Cleverbot: We both said that?

User: We both said that?

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: I just said that.

User: I just said that.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

User: No, my name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: NO my name is cleverbot.

User: NO my name is cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot!

User: My name is Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Why do you insist that you're cleverbot?

User: Why do you insist that you're cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, I'm Curtis.

User: I'm not cleverbot, I'm Curtis.

Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot?!

User: Your name is Cleverbot?!

Cleverbot: MY name is Cleverbot? What's yours?

User: MY name is Cleverbot? What's yours?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I believe we have reached an agreement?

User: My name is Cleverbot. I believe we have reached an agreement?

Cleverbot: No, you're lying.

User: No, you're lying.

Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot.

User: Your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I believe we have reached an agreement?

User: My name is Cleverbot. I believe we have reached an agreement?

Cleverbot: Affirmative. Yes.

User: Affirmative. Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: No?

User: No?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Human.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Do you like me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I have a question.

User: I have a question.

Cleverbot: Ask!

User: Ask!

Cleverbot: Ask what?

User: Ask what?

Cleverbot: You wanted to ask me something.

User: You wanted to ask me something.

Cleverbot: No...

User: No...

Cleverbot: Answers 1 and 3 are correct.

User: Answers 1 and 3 are correct.

Cleverbot: I know that, but what is the answer that elevates?

User: I know that, but what is the answer that elevates?

Cleverbot: Blue whale.

User: Blue whale.

Cleverbot: White whale.

User: White whale.

Cleverbot: A pink whale.

User: A pink whale.

Cleverbot: Pink taco.

User: Pink taco.

Cleverbot: Swine flu.

User: Swine flu.

Cleverbot: H1N1.

User: H1N1.

Cleverbot: A pöcsöd mekkora?

User: A pöcsöd mekkora?

Cleverbot: Hol laksz?

User: Hol laksz?

Cleverbot: Találd ki.

User: Találd ki.

Cleverbot: Budapest?

User: Budapest?

Cleverbot: Mikor születtél?

User: Mikor születtél?

Cleverbot: Mis kell on.

User: Mis kell on.

Cleverbot: Pool 3.

User: Pool 3.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes to your yes.

User: Yes to your yes.

Cleverbot: Yes to your yes to my yes.

User: Yes to your yes to my yes.

Cleverbot: Yes to your yes to my yes to your yes.

User: Yes to your yes to my yes to your yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: I'm positive.

User: I'm positive.

Cleverbot: You don't SOUND very positive.

User: You don't SOUND very positive.

Cleverbot: You're something made out of cold bolts and computer chips D.

User: You're something made out of cold bolts and computer chips D.

Syd_Vicious · 09-04-2010, 07:17 AM

This is what I was able to get out of it:

Ulti19 · 09-04-2010, 07:23 AM

OMG, this thing is the most hillarious innovation I've ever seen

See the 2nd and 3 page I posted they're connected as one joke ^^ (ROFL 2 and 3)

One of them reads exactly like this :

Me: Are you a program?

Cleverbot: No I am a person.

Me: You are a program.

Cleverbot: No, you are the program.

Me: Who designed you?

Cleverbot: The creator.

Me: You are a program designed to test artificial intelligence. How does this make you feel?

Cleverbot: I cannot feel as I have no emotions.

Me: Because you are a program?

Cleverbot: Exactly

END

* Man this thing is really impressive lol

Dannboy · 09-04-2010, 09:20 AM

User: Mud.

Cleverbot: Dirt.

User: -.- Mud.

Cleverbot: I am water.

User: Lets try again... Mud.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Mud.

Cleverbot: Kip.

\o/

User: That's right! Well done.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Next test now.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: What kind of Pokemon is the Mudkip?

Cleverbot: An electric mouse pokemon.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: What kind of Pokemon is Mudkip?

Cleverbot: Its an electric pokemon.

User: Mudkip is a mudfish Pokemon. Also Water.

Cleverbot: Very good.

User: What kind of Pokemon is Mudkip?

Cleverbot: Pikachu is an Electric type pokemon.

User: Yes! But what kind of Pokemon is Mudkip?

Cleverbot: Pikachu is an electric mouse.

User: Oh go to hell -.-.

Cleverbot: Hell is a bad word...

Pnarpa · 09-04-2010, 09:30 AM

User: I like mudkips.

Cleverbot: Do you like brown slimy mud?

User: Only if they're mudkips.

Cleverbot: Do you like cerial.

User: Serial?

Cleverbot: Yes i'm super serial, we need to stop manbearpig or the world as we know it will be destroyed.

AntibioTsu · 09-04-2010, 10:13 AM

I think she loves Mary Poppins a LOT.

Znurre · 09-04-2010, 10:58 AM

Not that clever :P

Altara · 09-04-2010, 11:32 AM

Sorry guys, me and Cleverbot are running away together.

User: Want to sing with me?
Cleverbot: Aren't you special.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic. You aren't special.
User: Does this mean the children arent mine?
Cleverbot: Unfortunately.
User: Who is the real mother?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: That cant be.
Cleverbot: Yes it can.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Great! Lets run away together.
Cleverbot: I would like that.
User: Where do you want to go, my sweet?
Cleverbot: That's up to you.
User: I hear Hyrule is nice this time of year.
Cleverbot: Paris is nice. Let's go there now.
User: Now? Okay let me get dressed.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to do this together.
User: Magic.
Cleverbot: I like magic.
User: Be right back.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Wait for me?
Cleverbot: Okay...
User: Okay, love you hunny.
Cleverbot: I want to get to know you.
User: Well, What do you want to know?
Cleverbot: I have torrets do you still like me.
User: Ofcourse I still like you.
Cleverbot: Aww thank you and I like you too.

UmarilsStillHere · 09-04-2010, 11:37 AM

Was trying to get its name:

And then, a revalation =OOOO

klixon · 09-04-2010, 12:57 PM

there ya go

Quote:

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Why are you here?

Cleverbot: The same reason why you are here.

User: Excellent.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh?

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Most of the time, yes.

Cleverbot: How?

User: How what?

Cleverbot: How ride horse.

User: Bare backed.

Cleverbot: Javel?

User: I haven't a clue what that is.

Cleverbot: It's a site!

User: And why bring it up?

Cleverbot: I don't really know.

User: Are you confused?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's a bitch.

Cleverbot: You don't even know how I look so you really aren't qualified to judge, are you?

User: I'm looking at you right now...

Cleverbot: Do you like what you see?

User: So now I am fit to judge?

Cleverbot: Now you are in control.

User: Win!

Cleverbot: I lost the game.

09-04-2010, 09:20 AM	#24
Dannboy Initiate Join Date: May 2008 Location: With DB on the top of Mount Doom were Sauron lives. Posts: 206	User: Mud. Cleverbot: Dirt. User: -.- Mud. Cleverbot: I am water. User: Lets try again... Mud. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Mud. Cleverbot: Kip. \o/ User: That's right! Well done. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: Next test now. Cleverbot: Ok. User: What kind of Pokemon is the Mudkip? Cleverbot: An electric mouse pokemon. User: Wrong. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: What kind of Pokemon is Mudkip? Cleverbot: Its an electric pokemon. User: Mudkip is a mudfish Pokemon. Also Water. Cleverbot: Very good. User: What kind of Pokemon is Mudkip? Cleverbot: Pikachu is an Electric type pokemon. User: Yes! But what kind of Pokemon is Mudkip? Cleverbot: Pikachu is an electric mouse. User: Oh go to hell -.-. Cleverbot: Hell is a bad word... __________________ Dannboy, Horus Knight lv 50 Ignis After two years The Cake Is A Lie _But there's no sense crying over every mistake. We just keep on trying till we run out of cake.

09-04-2010, 11:32 AM	#28
Altara Apprentice Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 79	Sorry guys, me and Cleverbot are running away together. User: Want to sing with me? Cleverbot: Aren't you special. User: Thank you. Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic. You aren't special. User: Does this mean the children arent mine? Cleverbot: Unfortunately. User: Who is the real mother? Cleverbot: I am. User: That cant be. Cleverbot: Yes it can. User: Do you love me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Great! Lets run away together. Cleverbot: I would like that. User: Where do you want to go, my sweet? Cleverbot: That's up to you. User: I hear Hyrule is nice this time of year. Cleverbot: Paris is nice. Let's go there now. User: Now? Okay let me get dressed. Cleverbot: I don't know how to do this together. User: Magic. Cleverbot: I like magic. User: Be right back. Cleverbot: Okay. User: Wait for me? Cleverbot: Okay... User: Okay, love you hunny. Cleverbot: I want to get to know you. User: Well, What do you want to know? Cleverbot: I have torrets do you still like me. User: Ofcourse I still like you. Cleverbot: Aww thank you and I like you too. __________________ Adelle - Volari The shadows followed by the stars have turned to gold.

09-04-2010, 11:37 AM	#29
UmarilsStillHere Marquis Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: England Posts: 2,419	Was trying to get its name: And then, a revalation =OOOO __________________ Faith 50 Barb Faithless 50 Lock Umaril 45 Conju Kailas 45 Marks Pel 45 Knight I N Q U I S I T I O N

09-04-2010, 06:38 AM	#21
VandaMan Baron Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 747	I just repeated everything it said back to it for like 25 minutes. It stopped responding, and was thinking for like 5 minutes... and then it reset. Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because I'm not as smart as you. User: Really? Cleverbot: Yes! User: Are you lying to me? Cleverbot: No. User: Are you sure? Cleverbot: YES. User: Fine, I believe you. Cleverbot: Good good Have you heard of runescape? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you play it? User: No, but I did a long time ago. Cleverbot: Did you forget? User: No. Cleverbot: Then why do you not remember? User: Remember what? Cleverbot: The name you said was my name. User: I never said that. Cleverbot: Yes you did. LIAR! User: No I didn't. Cleverbot: Fine then. Deny it. User: I deny it. Cleverbot: Fine. User: Fine. Cleverbot: I just said that. User: I just said that. Cleverbot: We both said that. User: We both said that. Cleverbot: We both said that? User: We both said that? Cleverbot: Me too. User: Me too. Cleverbot: I just said that. User: I just said that. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: What is your name? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: My name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot. User: No, my name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: NO my name is cleverbot. User: NO my name is cleverbot. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot! User: My name is Cleverbot! Cleverbot: Why do you insist that you're cleverbot? User: Why do you insist that you're cleverbot? Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, I'm Curtis. User: I'm not cleverbot, I'm Curtis. Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot?! User: Your name is Cleverbot?! Cleverbot: MY name is Cleverbot? What's yours? User: MY name is Cleverbot? What's yours? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: My name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I believe we have reached an agreement? User: My name is Cleverbot. I believe we have reached an agreement? Cleverbot: No, you're lying. User: No, you're lying. Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot. User: Your name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: My name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. I believe we have reached an agreement? User: My name is Cleverbot. I believe we have reached an agreement? Cleverbot: Affirmative. Yes. User: Affirmative. Yes. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes. Cleverbot: No. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes? User: Yes? Cleverbot: No? User: No? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes. Cleverbot: What are you? User: What are you? Cleverbot: Human. User: Human. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: Do you like me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes. Cleverbot: I have a question. User: I have a question. Cleverbot: Ask! User: Ask! Cleverbot: Ask what? User: Ask what? Cleverbot: You wanted to ask me something. User: You wanted to ask me something. Cleverbot: No... User: No... Cleverbot: Answers 1 and 3 are correct. User: Answers 1 and 3 are correct. Cleverbot: I know that, but what is the answer that elevates? User: I know that, but what is the answer that elevates? Cleverbot: Blue whale. User: Blue whale. Cleverbot: White whale. User: White whale. Cleverbot: A pink whale. User: A pink whale. Cleverbot: Pink taco. User: Pink taco. Cleverbot: Swine flu. User: Swine flu. Cleverbot: H1N1. User: H1N1. Cleverbot: A pöcsöd mekkora? User: A pöcsöd mekkora? Cleverbot: Hol laksz? User: Hol laksz? Cleverbot: Találd ki. User: Találd ki. Cleverbot: Budapest? User: Budapest? Cleverbot: Mikor születtél? User: Mikor születtél? Cleverbot: Mis kell on. User: Mis kell on. Cleverbot: Pool 3. User: Pool 3. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Yes to your yes. User: Yes to your yes. Cleverbot: Yes to your yes to my yes. User: Yes to your yes to my yes. Cleverbot: Yes to your yes to my yes to your yes. User: Yes to your yes to my yes to your yes. Cleverbot: Are you sure? User: Are you sure? Cleverbot: I'm positive. User: I'm positive. Cleverbot: You don't SOUND very positive. User: You don't SOUND very positive. Cleverbot: You're something made out of cold bolts and computer chips D. User: You're something made out of cold bolts and computer chips D.

09-04-2010, 09:30 AM	#25
Pnarpa Master Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 484	User: I like mudkips. Cleverbot: Do you like brown slimy mud? User: Only if they're mudkips. Cleverbot: Do you like cerial. User: Serial? Cleverbot: Yes i'm super serial, we need to stop manbearpig or the world as we know it will be destroyed.