07-28-2011, 07:42 PM
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Baron
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: /dev/null
Posts: 766
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Originally Posted by fred1011010110
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Translation to understandable english:
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Greetings fellow regnumites!
This may seem a sub par topic to broach, however i feel it is my duty to do so. The night before this day had broken, I was doing battle with a group of wood dwelling elves, perhaps including such chaps as Dami pl and Jesus.
The matter I wish to draw to your attention, despite my lengthy introduction, is that during the altercation, I attempted to set Dami pl's attention off balance, and thus restrict his actions in order to gain a few moments in which to further my assault. However, he remained unaffected, as did his companion known as Jesus.
I pondered whether perchance misfortune had struck me, and continued to evade my pursuers. I concealed myself within a monolith, and this time lady fortune granted me attendance. After a short pause, I returned to the reinforced communal domicile of my bretheren, after which I travelled onwards to an area of progressive enlightenment.
It was not long before the unexpected arrival of Aliendator caused me to relive the earlier imbalanced event. That being an ineffectual attempt to turn the duel to my favour by immobilising such person before he was able to inflict wounds upon myself. Goodness gracious! The one to whom I am referring was also unperturbed by a heavy blow I sent his way, which should have caused his behind to meet
In a calamatous cruelty, that same method was immediately afterwards used effectively by he against mine own self.
I lay for a considerable time, contemplating the inequality of this situation, until my demise occurred.
Unabashed by this chain of miseries, I once more resumed my active meditation, only to be waylaid by none other than Xaro. This time I successfully inconvenienced the equilibrium of my target, and began to draw blood thereafter. My followup flourish did not strike as truly as I had hoped. The consequences of which I shall leave you to imagine. Needless to say, I was frustrated - nay highly frustrated.
I considered that mayhaps the rising of the sun that morning had been at an off angle, and stirred chance towards a darker turn than was usual. Have we not all known such times?
The reason I tell thee of this saga, is so I might share the conclusions I have drawn from my unpleasant experiences. Syrtisians of the township of Raeraia are blessed by fate, enabling them to succeed where I, my brothers, and my estranged aquaintences in the cold mountain lands, have failed.
I reiterate that such happenings are unjuste. I find the elitist manner in which you present yourself to this discussion distasteful. Your continual claims of misfortune are mocking, which leads me to believe that you exist in a privileged state, no doubt accustomed to bathing in enlarged sandwiches filled with finely chopped steak and fromage-frais, joined with inexplicable currencies from the continent.
It is then unavoidable but for me to consider the influence of types such as you to be anything other than negative. I question you to challenge my epiphany, that you may be within kinship to another fellow with disreputable manners and infamy, known to have caused greivance to a maiden upon at least one occassion.
It is that semblance which draws comparison to you and he. The proclamations of undeservedness and petty squabbery mirroring the natures between you both. That is correct in absolution! Squabbery! Presently I must declare that I shall forthwith remove myself from this discussion for the forseeable hours ahead. This is due to my continued existence upon this mortal plane demanding immediate labour.
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