Lets hear the Jokes - Page 3

Lekarz · 05-05-2012, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by _Seinvan

What did the LEPPER say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip!

Some won't understand this... "It is impossible to rape a prostitute"

Police suspect he committed suicide by hanging...
Andrew ;'(

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There were 3 guys walking in the woods and they came across this huge hole in the path.

The 1st guy says "Lets throw some rocks in the hole and see how deep it is." So thats what they did only they didn't hear it hit bottom.

So the 2nd guy says "I saw a log back there lets get that and throw that in." So thats what they did.

Then this old farmer comes walking up and says "Have you seen my goat go by here?"

The 3rd guy replies "We saw one jump down in that hole."

The farmer replies "That couldn't have been my goat. He was tied to a log."

Gourmandine · 05-13-2012, 12:17 AM

Sorry for bad translation (select the quoted line to see the answer) :

What is the top of cupidity?

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Going to Thailand with your own kids.

EMIN · 05-14-2012, 05:31 PM

A man walks down the street and suddenly a woman with her two children came up. This woman was VERY UGLY. So the man walked straight to her and asked her "sorry miss, are those your children?"the woman answers "yes". Man asks "both of them are your children? " and the woman says " yes, whats your problem?"
Then the man answers "nothing I just wonder who was the hero that f****d you twice"

Mrreality13 · 05-17-2012, 02:04 AM

For my friends into cars/bikes:

My Wife Is Missing'
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Might just be a faulty spark plug.

makarios68 · 05-17-2012, 06:35 PM

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

Orimae · 05-21-2012, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Dupa_z_Zasady

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

Monty Python..you win for this Dupa, the funniest joke in the world :P

Inkster · 05-27-2012, 06:56 PM

How do you confuse a Dwarf?

Put him in a barrel and tell him to P in the corner

Kyrottimus · 05-29-2012, 07:33 PM

So, two guys walk into a bar and the third guy ducks.

05-14-2012, 05:31 PM	#23
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05-17-2012, 02:04 AM	#24
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05-29-2012, 07:33 PM	#28
Kyrottimus Baron Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Montana, U.S.A. Posts: 690	So, two guys walk into a bar and the third guy ducks. __________________ Μολὼν λαβέ Kyrottimus: 60 - Barbarian (WM) RIP \|\| Rykor: 60 - Knight (WM) RIP Vanosen Sagesight: 60 - Marksman (WM) RIP \|\| Orykus: 60 - Hunter RIP

05-17-2012, 06:35 PM	#25
makarios68 Count Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: England Posts: 1,300	A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”