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[Dannboy]

Originally Posted by Fonepixie

Quack

Would have voted for Cheesecake or Mittens, but they sadly were not an option

/me skips off into the distance to look at the pretty flowers

A dilemma is defined as a situation in which you have two choices and you find yourself too much of a pussy to take either of them without suffering mental trauma. Philosophers have long ago realized, however, that a third option is always available[1], vis:

Dilemma: To be or not to be?

1. Be.

2. Not be.

3. Cake.

Taken from here: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cake