Your Favourite Noob Story - Page 4

OpperVaagheid · 02-26-2010, 02:10 PM

I was on my marks and was like lvl 14/15 when someone asked what spells i used.
And i was wtf is he talking about.
So at that lvl they learned me you could use spells =]

DkySven · 02-26-2010, 02:22 PM

I was level 6 before I discovered how to equip items and what spells are. From level 1 to 6 I had only fought with my initiation bow and arrows, wondering why I died so often from mobs.

Gytha_Ogg · 02-26-2010, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Arkenion

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Yeah. That's the exciting story of my amazing graduation...

That's so sad, and yet so funny.

Gytha_Ogg · 02-26-2010, 03:56 PM

I once valiantly broke up a PvP. I came over the hill near a bridge, I think it was PN, to find an Alsian and a Syrtian locked in mortal combat! Hero time! Heal, buff, sic my summon on the enemy...and the Alsian sits down! I then notice all the other Alsians and Syrts gathered around just sitting and watching. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

One of our guys runs over to me, and patiently clues me in.

The first time I saw a hunter, I tried to save him from the mob that was chasing him around town.
Until I noticed that the "mob" had the hunter's name under its own.

OpperVaagheid · 02-26-2010, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by GythaOgg

The first time I saw a hunter, I tried to save him from the mob that was chasing him around town.
Until I noticed that the "mob" had the hunter's name under its own.

Hahahahahaha.. Epic one!

veluchami · 02-26-2010, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by DroKZ

Hahahahahaha.. Epic one!

Lol Epic Indeed !

Dannboy · 02-26-2010, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GythaOgg

The first time I saw a hunter, I tried to save him from the mob that was chasing him around town.
Until I noticed that the "mob" had the hunter's name under its own.

You need to spread more karma bumble dumble -.-

veluchami · 02-26-2010, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by 1bwana

oh, the memory that comes with that:

"Where am I?" after clicking on the shiny thing

*checks map*

"OH MY FRIGGIN-"

but the true horror of this story comes when I did it again, this time in inner realm after some friends said there was a new quest at the other end >.> such nice friends...

Back when I played there were no maps.. :/ AAAANDDD no realm chat. And I didnt have a clan... Finally I died to go back

Gawyn_Trakkand · 02-26-2010, 06:11 PM

I have 2 noob stories i cant pick which is my favourite

1. My first EVER char on RO made about 14 months ago a knight called Gawn i was lvl 12 and had just become a knight. I thought hmm this is boring I was informed by my girlfriend that I should join a clan and talk to some people, I was introduced to Dunmer and he said that he was at algaros and he could recruit me if i waited. Not being an overly patient person i walked from Altaruk to Alga through syrtis through a fort war to alga just to get recruited into Team Pwnie. I was killed about 3 times by hunters on the way XD

2. I was a lvl 32 Knight in syrtis this time and we where invading Alsius

i joined the fight and got hyped up in the moment. We broke the door and i was in a bloodlust running with the group killing as we ran to the gem.

We got to the gem and Outlaw and Rrraargh where standing next to it looking at it. Me being the noob thought OOOOHHHH shiney! and grabbed the gem. Immediatly i regretted this.

I could see Outlaw facepalming through his char, he then simply said "Run" so me being the noob ran my little nooby legs off towards syrtis and safety blood lust replaced by blind panic of the situation i was in.

What didn't help was the blind confusion of my realm mates. Things like "WTF is a noob doing with the Gem" and "OMG this is gonna be a fail" I ran across PP2 and hugged the Algaros mountains fear of being labled "the noob who lost us a gem." i had get to the gate.

(i had wireless internet at this point and my router SUCKED) I start lagging as i see Efrendi and some other ignis out the corner of my eye and i immediatly start going into a fit of swearing and panic, my connection doesnt look too great either.

I get to the teleporter Efrendi has feinted me twice i'm down to 15k health i'm clicking the Travel button at supersonic speed i make it inside and realise at lvl 32 i got a gem from alsius to syrtis.

jaeofsyrtis · 02-26-2010, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Punti_X

On my first invasion, we broke Ignis gates with no problems, and since it was not planned at all, we started to run to the gem.

So imagine mighty Syrtis zerg of noobs running trough Ignis land and at one moment, i asked on General, "WTF, do some1 know where we are heading?" Silence spoke back to me.

All stopped and started to look around.

Suddenly, a barb (won't mention his name here, cos he could tell this story) appear from the back and yelled "Follow me, I know the path, I use to play Ignis on Ra.".

Mighty Syrtis zerg started to roll again, and we were getting closer and closer to our destination, killing everything on our way.

As we were approaching to our destination, our barb zerg leader suddenly stated:
"Hm, this looked different before!?"

Nevermind, we continue to follow the guy. I knew him from before, grinded sometimes with him, as well as being in battle and conjuring him. So I had no doubts on his good intentions.

Full of confidence, we entered some rocks, stucked there, and while finding the only way out, half of the mighty Syrtis zerg ended in sea, and drowned there.

I did not know would i laugh or would i cry.

Conclusion: never follow barbarian which name starts with A.

haha, i remeber this it was my first invasion and i didnt die at the gate instead i died following an afk barb

02-26-2010, 02:22 PM	#32
DkySven Marquis Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,076	I was level 6 before I discovered how to equip items and what spells are. From level 1 to 6 I had only fought with my initiation bow and arrows, wondering why I died so often from mobs. __________________ Dky Sven, level 54 knight (Ra) Valhalla Dky the Goat, level 35 conjurer(Ra) Dky Sven, level 51 knight(Horus) Something

02-26-2010, 02:10 PM	#31
OpperVaagheid Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Holland Posts: 226	I was on my marks and was like lvl 14/15 when someone asked what spells i used. And i was wtf is he talking about. So at that lvl they learned me you could use spells =]

02-26-2010, 03:56 PM	#34
Gytha_Ogg Master Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Valiantly battling at... oops, at Agg save :/ Posts: 253	I once valiantly broke up a PvP. I came over the hill near a bridge, I think it was PN, to find an Alsian and a Syrtian locked in mortal combat! Hero time! Heal, buff, sic my summon on the enemy...and the Alsian sits down! I then notice all the other Alsians and Syrts gathered around just sitting and watching. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? One of our guys runs over to me, and patiently clues me in. The first time I saw a hunter, I tried to save him from the mob that was chasing him around town. Until I noticed that the "mob" had the hunter's name under its own.

02-26-2010, 06:11 PM	#39
Gawyn_Trakkand Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cheshire, England Posts: 219	I have 2 noob stories i cant pick which is my favourite 1. My first EVER char on RO made about 14 months ago a knight called Gawn i was lvl 12 and had just become a knight. I thought hmm this is boring I was informed by my girlfriend that I should join a clan and talk to some people, I was introduced to Dunmer and he said that he was at algaros and he could recruit me if i waited. Not being an overly patient person i walked from Altaruk to Alga through syrtis through a fort war to alga just to get recruited into Team Pwnie. I was killed about 3 times by hunters on the way XD 2. I was a lvl 32 Knight in syrtis this time and we where invading Alsius i joined the fight and got hyped up in the moment. We broke the door and i was in a bloodlust running with the group killing as we ran to the gem. We got to the gem and Outlaw and Rrraargh where standing next to it looking at it. Me being the noob thought OOOOHHHH shiney! and grabbed the gem. Immediatly i regretted this. I could see Outlaw facepalming through his char, he then simply said "Run" so me being the noob ran my little nooby legs off towards syrtis and safety blood lust replaced by blind panic of the situation i was in. What didn't help was the blind confusion of my realm mates. Things like "WTF is a noob doing with the Gem" and "OMG this is gonna be a fail" I ran across PP2 and hugged the Algaros mountains fear of being labled "the noob who lost us a gem." i had get to the gate. (i had wireless internet at this point and my router SUCKED) I start lagging as i see Efrendi and some other ignis out the corner of my eye and i immediatly start going into a fit of swearing and panic, my connection doesnt look too great either. I get to the teleporter Efrendi has feinted me twice i'm down to 15k health i'm clicking the Travel button at supersonic speed i make it inside and realise at lvl 32 i got a gem from alsius to syrtis.