Your Favourite Noob Story - Page 5

Zixmund · 02-26-2010, 07:02 PM

I cannot forget my very very first time when I entered the warzone, I was standing on the realm gate and watched if anyone is not there :P I felt like out there is a jurassic park. When I came out I was aware of every noise I heard I cannot describe that feeling it was amazing

NotScias · 02-26-2010, 08:24 PM

I discovered that it was possible to put spells/items in the hotbar at lvl 49 (I was only using the spellbook before

)
I discovered the "hide helmet" option at this moment too (I wasn't wearing hats before because it was looking too weird)

I finally found something for you GythaOgg (and we will see who is the worst...) :

I was lvl 50, it happenned some months ago. It was the evening. I just logged on and saw on the map that Syrtis captured Samal (hurray farm time !).
So I mounted my horse and ran to pb in order to go to Samal but at pb - forced dismount - then 2 goat knights plus one hunter ganking me - You have died ! -...

So, back to Central Save a bit pissed off.

I was really too lazy to run to pb2 to avoid these goats, and I couldn't fight them because I had a support setup and I was even unable to kill a very easy mob with this setup.... So I ran to pb, but I stopped before on the hill to wait for other people... 2 min... 5 min... 10 min... then finally 2 30ishes came (I think they were 1 hunter and 1 knight). I knew we had no chance against the goats at pb but I didn't want to wait more (anyways, all the others were farming at Samal...), so I said :

"Okay dudes, they are at least 3, 2 knights and 1 hunter all high levels, but they are conjless so we may have a chance if I support you, but you will need to go first, because if the hunter sees me he will confuse me and we will all die..."

"Lets go !"

Then we started to move towards pb, I was like 50m behind them. The goats were in front of the bridge, at the Syrtis side, and as soon as they saw them, they rushed on them, leaving the bridge alone...

What a decent conj would do : Supporting as hard as possible the allies fighting against the goats.
What did I do : As soon as I saw this I casted devotion and then... horse... I rounded the fight and crossed pb with the horse, leaving the others being killed by the goats...

"Take that pussy campers !!!"

At this moment I didn't think how bad I did to let these innocent people sacrifiate for me but heh I'm a conj, and it was hopeless, what can I do else ?

So I was glad that I could finally reach Samal, or not - forced dismount - confuse(4) - giant gay pet smashes (5) - You have been defeated by a bitchy Ignis hunter at limit...

"Fuck...I'm done..."

Esc -> Exit Game

Klutu · 02-26-2010, 08:53 PM

lol.. i have quite a few noob stories

but my favorite.. lol

Syrtis/Horus i was just comming back to RO since i heard about the launch of Horus havent played in about 4-5 monthes litterly forgot how to play.

i was in a Clan called "Legion of Syrtis" ( i think thats what it was called?

)

well the clan was a heavy recruitment clan and had ALOT! of low lvl players, Well the clan leader "Krad'tor" called our clan too the wz to take Trelle as a group we met at pp2. we had.. 9 players highest person was a lvl 33 Marks :P i was lvl 24! so we moved out and regrouped in front of trelle on the hill.

the fort was empty ( Not much has changed :P)

Krad'tor was leading this and he told us to lure the melee guards then kill the range guards. We lured both guards we killed and lost 4 people it was Me Krad Salin Aergastes & Bolt. we decided to rush the door! (now killing the melee guards took about 5 minutes lol) so we rushed the door Salin died running too it. as Soon as we touched the door 1 of the melee guards spawned!
Bolt got finished off me and Krad ran off the door we had low hp we both died from archer guards AeR was left and got sammiched by 3 guards!

now this was my favorite noob experience it was soo much fun back then lol!

UmarilsStillHere · 02-26-2010, 09:12 PM

First day of Horus, we took out noob-zerg all the way to Shana (well Mele the Mighty was at 30 with a master scroll but most of us were under 10

) players may remember doors didnt regen Hp when under attack back then so we took shana on the first day about 3 or 4 hours in, we got utterly killed to death by the guards but we got the flag and they were useless at canceling capture back then

Second time in Wz on Horus on Umaril, was just over a week in I think so most of us were around the 30 mark I think I was at 27ish, we attacked Trele (seems it was the done thing back then

And still is though many now try to disencourage it) I supported our guys from the hill as they moved to the gate, still more used to my knight on Ra than this newb conju I forgot to put barrier on (level 3 for all the help it would be

) took 2 steps forward and got raped by the archer guards so fast I wasnt exactly sure what happened untill I dug the hits out of the regen-ally spam in my log.

Later on Faith went running between Doshim and Rea afk, sure theres a wood in the way but whats the worst that can happen? Top Gear was on, forgot I was logged in, came back and it looked like I got stuck on a tree and picked to death by '12's off an unchall goblin warrior master.

Back when I first started playing and aggro was more heavy, I seem to remember guardian wasps are Neas crossing? Or something similar anyway, but basically being owned by aggro every 5 mins whenever I was logged in.

And lastly,

When I log in on any character and do anything at all.

Edit, damn I used a lot of tounge faces, ah well

Gytha_Ogg · 02-26-2010, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shining-Scias

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Esc -> Exit Game

Wow, that had everything - danger, laughs, treachery, plus greens getting hammered by goats - gotta love it!

Okay, I give, you win...for now. Me->

<-You

But watch your back.

Vythica · 02-26-2010, 11:33 PM

Arkenion · 02-27-2010, 01:22 PM

I love this thread

So hilarious.

OpperVaagheid · 02-28-2010, 09:01 PM

It is funny..

When i am in wz and i am in syrtis or alsius realm and i see some opponent i start shaking.
Can i get him?
Can a conju kill a warrior?

I really get excited lol... Adrenaline FTW!

Mbwana · 02-28-2010, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DroKZ

It is funny..

When i am in wz and i am in syrtis or alsius realm and i see some opponent i start shaking.
Can i get him?
Can a conju kill a warrior?

I really get excited lol... Adrenaline FTW!

first time in war I was so excited I tried to attack the alsius guard at agg, then realizing it was an npc I targeted a nearby lock (who was a realmie >.>)

the iggies didn't come till about twenty minutes later, by which time I was one hyper individual and got myself killed almost instantly

Wikid · 03-03-2010, 01:04 AM

Noob story:
I made it all the way until level 47-48 before I realized you can enter the quantity of arrows in the box under the item list. I would literally buy arrows 5000 at a time by spamming my mouse button with double clicks.

Unexplainable Idiot Story:
When I finally realized I could enter the quantity under the item list I got so excited that I just entered 5000 into the box, completely forgetting that arrows come in bunches of 50.

02-26-2010, 08:24 PM	#42
NotScias Baron Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: /dev/null Posts: 766	I discovered that it was possible to put spells/items in the hotbar at lvl 49 (I was only using the spellbook before ) I discovered the "hide helmet" option at this moment too (I wasn't wearing hats before because it was looking too weird) I finally found something for you GythaOgg (and we will see who is the worst...) : I was lvl 50, it happenned some months ago. It was the evening. I just logged on and saw on the map that Syrtis captured Samal (hurray farm time !). So I mounted my horse and ran to pb in order to go to Samal but at pb - forced dismount - then 2 goat knights plus one hunter ganking me - You have died ! -... So, back to Central Save a bit pissed off. I was really too lazy to run to pb2 to avoid these goats, and I couldn't fight them because I had a support setup and I was even unable to kill a very easy mob with this setup.... So I ran to pb, but I stopped before on the hill to wait for other people... 2 min... 5 min... 10 min... then finally 2 30ishes came (I think they were 1 hunter and 1 knight). I knew we had no chance against the goats at pb but I didn't want to wait more (anyways, all the others were farming at Samal...), so I said : "Okay dudes, they are at least 3, 2 knights and 1 hunter all high levels, but they are conjless so we may have a chance if I support you, but you will need to go first, because if the hunter sees me he will confuse me and we will all die..." "Lets go !" Then we started to move towards pb, I was like 50m behind them. The goats were in front of the bridge, at the Syrtis side, and as soon as they saw them, they rushed on them, leaving the bridge alone... What a decent conj would do : Supporting as hard as possible the allies fighting against the goats. What did I do : As soon as I saw this I casted devotion and then... horse... I rounded the fight and crossed pb with the horse, leaving the others being killed by the goats... "Take that pussy campers !!!" At this moment I didn't think how bad I did to let these innocent people sacrifiate for me but heh I'm a conj, and it was hopeless, what can I do else ? So I was glad that I could finally reach Samal, or not - forced dismount - confuse(4) - giant gay pet smashes (5) - You have been defeated by a bitchy Ignis hunter at limit... "Fuck...I'm done..." Esc -> Exit Game __________________ 天 The other realm awaits... Now playing much better games

02-26-2010, 08:53 PM	#43
Klutu Baron Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 714	lol.. i have quite a few noob stories but my favorite.. lol Syrtis/Horus i was just comming back to RO since i heard about the launch of Horus havent played in about 4-5 monthes litterly forgot how to play. i was in a Clan called "Legion of Syrtis" ( i think thats what it was called? ) well the clan was a heavy recruitment clan and had ALOT! of low lvl players, Well the clan leader "Krad'tor" called our clan too the wz to take Trelle as a group we met at pp2. we had.. 9 players highest person was a lvl 33 Marks :P i was lvl 24! so we moved out and regrouped in front of trelle on the hill. the fort was empty ( Not much has changed :P) Krad'tor was leading this and he told us to lure the melee guards then kill the range guards. We lured both guards we killed and lost 4 people it was Me Krad Salin Aergastes & Bolt. we decided to rush the door! (now killing the melee guards took about 5 minutes lol) so we rushed the door Salin died running too it. as Soon as we touched the door 1 of the melee guards spawned! Bolt got finished off me and Krad ran off the door we had low hp we both died from archer guards AeR was left and got sammiched by 3 guards! now this was my favorite noob experience it was soo much fun back then lol! __________________ Ramsli Klutu

02-26-2010, 09:12 PM	#44
UmarilsStillHere Marquis Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: England Posts: 2,419	First day of Horus, we took out noob-zerg all the way to Shana (well Mele the Mighty was at 30 with a master scroll but most of us were under 10 ) players may remember doors didnt regen Hp when under attack back then so we took shana on the first day about 3 or 4 hours in, we got utterly killed to death by the guards but we got the flag and they were useless at canceling capture back then Second time in Wz on Horus on Umaril, was just over a week in I think so most of us were around the 30 mark I think I was at 27ish, we attacked Trele (seems it was the done thing back then And still is though many now try to disencourage it) I supported our guys from the hill as they moved to the gate, still more used to my knight on Ra than this newb conju I forgot to put barrier on (level 3 for all the help it would be ) took 2 steps forward and got raped by the archer guards so fast I wasnt exactly sure what happened untill I dug the hits out of the regen-ally spam in my log. Later on Faith went running between Doshim and Rea afk, sure theres a wood in the way but whats the worst that can happen? Top Gear was on, forgot I was logged in, came back and it looked like I got stuck on a tree and picked to death by '12's off an unchall goblin warrior master. Back when I first started playing and aggro was more heavy, I seem to remember guardian wasps are Neas crossing? Or something similar anyway, but basically being owned by aggro every 5 mins whenever I was logged in. And lastly, When I log in on any character and do anything at all. Edit, damn I used a lot of tounge faces, ah well __________________ Faith 50 Barb Faithless 50 Lock Umaril 45 Conju Kailas 45 Marks Pel 45 Knight I N Q U I S I T I O N Last edited by Umaril; 02-26-2010 at 09:34 PM.

02-27-2010, 01:22 PM	#47
Arkenion Master Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Switzerland Posts: 278	I love this thread So hilarious. __________________ The Immortal Legends: Arkenion \| You cant see me Valhalla: Darkenion, PT caballero degollando a lechugas RA

02-26-2010, 07:02 PM	#41
Zixmund Apprentice Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 59	I cannot forget my very very first time when I entered the warzone, I was standing on the realm gate and watched if anyone is not there :P I felt like out there is a jurassic park. When I came out I was aware of every noise I heard I cannot describe that feeling it was amazing

02-28-2010, 09:01 PM	#48
OpperVaagheid Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Holland Posts: 226	It is funny.. When i am in wz and i am in syrtis or alsius realm and i see some opponent i start shaking. Can i get him? Can a conju kill a warrior? I really get excited lol... Adrenaline FTW!

03-03-2010, 01:04 AM	#50
Wikid Pledge Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Maryland, USA Posts: 47	Noob story: I made it all the way until level 47-48 before I realized you can enter the quantity of arrows in the box under the item list. I would literally buy arrows 5000 at a time by spamming my mouse button with double clicks. Unexplainable Idiot Story: When I finally realized I could enter the quantity under the item list I got so excited that I just entered 5000 into the box, completely forgetting that arrows come in bunches of 50.