08-31-2010, 04:34 PM | #41 |
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this one is good....
You always carry a computer or keyboard with you because any time you are afk (away from keyboard) somebody kills you!
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08-31-2010, 04:37 PM | #42 |
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You friend RO on facebook, then follow a link they post to a thread you've already posted in.
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08-31-2010, 04:41 PM | #43 |
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You go out killing wild animals in hopes of them dropping epic items.
You go around town asking people for quests. You break down every locked door you want to get by. You write a message on a flag and think all of your friends will suddenly know what it says without actually seeing it. You blame the RNG when you lose a fistfight. You take a wooden cane and go trying to call down meteors from the sky. You sit down when mortally wounded to try healing faster. When you're tired you yell "mana!" When you think putting a bunch of money in a box will make a wooden door turn into metal.
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08-31-2010, 04:49 PM | #44 |
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lol....
When something in your life goes wrong, you blame NGD.
You sleep in hoping to avoid updates: Wishing life we the same as it were yesterday. You avoid talking to much because you dont want to get banned for spamming. * * * The Sweetness * * * |
08-31-2010, 05:16 PM | #45 |
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Location: Germany
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When you realize, you'll get never older then 50.
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08-31-2010, 05:20 PM | #46 |
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at the car dealer you ask him how much xim it'll cost
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08-31-2010, 05:37 PM | #47 |
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When you ask your wife if you can use her horse to go to the market
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08-31-2010, 05:41 PM | #48 |
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when you read this sentence
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08-31-2010, 06:09 PM | #49 |
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When you hate to pass over bridges because a hunter might be camo'ed on the other side.
When you ask for a goat burger instead of a hamburger. When you wonder why goats aren't walking on two legs. When you fall off a cliff into water and expect to drown. When you wish you could swim to an island in the center of a lake. When you forget how to open a door without a mouse or touchpad When you want unfading hair dye...
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08-31-2010, 06:34 PM | #50 |
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when you got the the supermarket to buy boost so you can drive a car/drink beer in a shorter time :P
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