View Full Version : Finally..............................
azakcry
01-08-2008, 06:18 AM
Finally........................................... ................I'm back,and this time,i'll try to be a nice boy,ok?it's good to be back after 1 month!!!!LOL.cya all in-game.
jrlg23
01-08-2008, 07:15 AM
i dont know u but welcome back
Miraculix
01-08-2008, 12:51 PM
don't forget you have a 1vs1 with val on the arena.
Valorius
01-08-2008, 01:12 PM
Hehe, you're hearless Miraculix
Miraculix
01-08-2008, 01:25 PM
I'm what? Is that a word for deaf or smth? Or did you mean heartless? :p
_dracus_
01-08-2008, 03:38 PM
Ahaha I want to be invite to see this duel. It will be funny to see it :)
Damn...the fight's in another 16 days...
And everyone's invited!
_dracus_
01-09-2008, 01:37 PM
I wanna see a confused conjuror in the arena :)
azakcry
01-10-2008, 02:29 AM
really?????we'll seeee!!
Pizdzius
01-10-2008, 02:31 AM
Is this one serious? :huh: I'd love to see that "fight" :biggrin:
azakcry
01-10-2008, 02:35 AM
btw i think the fight has to be delayed i can't play regnum,some error appears when i try logging in it says error initializing 3d renderer, and seee technical support for more info please help,i havent play for so long just becus of this :ohill: .i need some time for lvl 50 (u guys can decide,i'll take orders)
I think I'm going to have to log into the game for that too. :D Looks like this will be one event where we will have an arena with packed grandstands! :D
Angelwinged_Devil
01-10-2008, 10:59 AM
I'll be there too, just to stop the stupid nonsense of grouping up on the guy.
azakcry
01-12-2008, 06:43 AM
sorry for the un-double double post,but i think the fight has to be delayed i can't play regnum,some error appears when i try logging in it says error initializing 3d renderer, and seee technical support for more info please help,i havent play for so long just becus of this .i need some time for lvl 50(the story is ok,i had a sis graphics card,32 mb,and some time ago on about december 19,my father cahnged the g card,but the card itself was blown up,so he changed it back to the sis one,but it's memory size is now 4 mb,and when i login and enter the game a window appears saying error initializing 3d renderer,i can't just go and tell him to change the card he'll just stomp me,and i don't have the money to do it,and i'm waiting eargerly for the fight) (help me!!!!!!!i'll do anything!)
craiyzee
01-12-2008, 06:48 AM
I wanna be there!
Wiiiii, a 5 second death fight!
Go Valo!
azakcry
01-12-2008, 07:13 AM
oooooo!!!!!it's a 5 second death fight??????i never knew:sifflote: .
craiyzee
01-12-2008, 07:23 AM
oooooo!!!!!it's a 5 second death fight??????i never knew:sifflote: .
mmmm, I think you can guess whos dying
azakcry
01-12-2008, 04:08 PM
nope,i can't.
_dracus_
01-12-2008, 09:12 PM
What will happen:
Valorius Rageway cast confuse
... Shield piercing
... Break apart
... Shield piercing
Azakcry's apprentice die :)
fluffy_muffin
01-13-2008, 01:45 AM
What will happen:
Valorius Rageway cast confuse
... Shield piercing
... Break apart
... Shield piercing
Azakcry's apprentice die :)
Yes but he have resist/evade chance and silence :]
Angelwinged_Devil
01-13-2008, 02:04 AM
What will happen:
Valorius Rageway cast confuse
... Shield piercing
... Break apart
... Shield piercing
Azakcry's apprentice die :)
/me haxes the server and watches valorius rageway die instead of azakcry's apprentice
azakcry
01-13-2008, 05:31 PM
help me!!!!!!!!!!! or else i cant duel that guy before even next year.
Miraculix
01-13-2008, 05:40 PM
you should have thought about that before agreeing to the duel, shouldn't you now? :angel2:
LenaRosemberg
01-13-2008, 05:54 PM
You can't cancel the duel, I've sold too many ice cream and hot dogs now !
Miraculix
01-13-2008, 07:11 PM
...and I have booked too many bets and have made a deal with Val to take a dive and
ahem.
I mean I want to see the fight.
-Edge-
01-13-2008, 07:16 PM
Azak the only way your gonna get rid of your past and shoot up the glorious way to famedoom is to go to that duel, put up your fists, and become the laughingstock of syrtis, damn you elves got it so easy nowadays.
You better not back down or imma personally destroy your life :>
...become the laughingstock of syrtis...
That's not very encouraging :D
Angelwinged_Devil
01-14-2008, 12:40 AM
meanies... besides we already have a laughingstock, that's me
Miraculix
01-14-2008, 02:14 AM
meanies... besides we already have a laughingstock, that's me
hoho get in line buddy, right behind gigo :p
_dracus_
01-14-2008, 09:59 AM
Definetly Gigo got the upper hand.
I think that Azak should fight, even if he loose, there is no shame in loosing a duel. At least my dear friend Azak I hope you'll get around thoses graphics card problem that you have, so that you can show to Syrtis your good side.
May be you can postpone the event, but don't cancel it.
Angelwinged_Devil
01-14-2008, 10:13 AM
hoho get in line buddy, right behind gigo :p
then try to watch me next time I give a blowjob to someone :p
Miraculix
01-14-2008, 07:12 PM
then try to watch me next time I give a blowjob to someone :p
must I? :sifflote:
Angelwinged_Devil
01-14-2008, 09:33 PM
must I? :sifflote:
it happens pretty often :p
azakcry
01-16-2008, 01:34 PM
i talked about delaying it since my father is like fucked up,i don't understand why he keeps a 4mb video card,i mean doesn't it bother him too,bothers me for sure,i talked to him but to no avail,so the duel has to be postponed until i get a card with which i can play and then when i get to lvl 50 the duel begins,i don't care if i lose or anything,i'll give the exact things i said i'd give if lose,Remember this! if val loses,according to the bet,she has to give me everything in her inventory(except for quest items,u can't even give them)including all money,loot,armour(all armour and weapons,even the ones she's using,all money as well),weapons and anything else.and also everyone listen carefully,i don't care about losing and even if i lose i won't be embarassed(and you my friend,who said i ever had a bad side?)even if everyone laughs at me,i've never lost to anyone in anything in real life,a little advice for val:waste your money on anything you want to buy,you'd better be prepared,by the way can someone put up for sale some staffs for me??i don't rely on merchants for staffs anymore :biggrin: .
bigjim
01-16-2008, 10:28 PM
Well Hell, in the very slight chance you have to be Valorious I would be willing to pay for a whole set of his armor, and a bow. ;)
mann2411
01-17-2008, 02:14 AM
azakcry its gonna take awhile for you to get to lvl 50 no really it is a long time and also im sure youve lost at real life its impossible not to lose once in real life
azakcry
01-20-2008, 09:10 AM
nothing is impossible brad,NOTHING!and i never lost in anything anywhere anytime in real life,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH,BEAT THAT!well guess you can't just watch me return to syrtis"The Grand Entrance".
nothing is impossible brad,NOTHING!and i never lost in anything anywhere anytime in real life,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH,BEAT THAT!well guess you can't just watch me return to syrtis"The Grand Entrance".
You lost your dignity some time ago.
craiyzee
01-20-2008, 10:05 AM
You lost your dignity some time ago.
and sanity
ArcticWolf
01-20-2008, 10:14 AM
You lost your dignity some time ago.
He didn't even have dignity, so it doesn't count. :sifflote:
He didn't even have dignity, so it doesn't count. :sifflote:
He lost his dignity the moment he was born.
azakcry
01-20-2008, 07:28 PM
:crying1: :crying1: ,one more thing,if i win this duel you will all have to respect me and in return i will too,you guys have yet to see the true me,the true master inside me,********* does not only forge a weapon,it also forges a man!
azakcry
01-20-2008, 07:29 PM
and kae i never hated you before ever ever ever,even if you hated me to insanity,but now you all are going too far,so i have to say this,i hate you!.(sorry for double post)
I'LL SHOW YOU WHO IS WHO!
-Edge-
01-20-2008, 07:29 PM
He lost his dignity the moment he was born.
he lost his virginity to his father...
PS - Hate me
misaccc
01-20-2008, 07:30 PM
he lost his virginity to his father...
PS - Hate me
omfg edge that was mean:biggrin:
-Edge-
01-20-2008, 07:31 PM
I know im evil and pink :devil:
azakcry
01-20-2008, 07:32 PM
i'm not a girl edge.
-Edge-
01-20-2008, 07:33 PM
i'm not a girl edge.
I know......
That just made it more hilarious ^^
azakcry
01-20-2008, 07:36 PM
i didnt know:clapclap: .
-Edge-
01-20-2008, 07:37 PM
i didnt know:clapclap: .
O.o? I think you still don't know
Hylius
01-20-2008, 07:48 PM
I know not who you are, but I guess behaving is good for everyone. Welcome.
azakcry
01-20-2008, 07:52 PM
welcome??????????i was welcomed july last year,no need for it now,or did u mean welcome back????
azakcry
01-20-2008, 07:53 PM
only been 3 months total u know,not so long and sorry for spam:biggrin: .
azakcry
01-21-2008, 06:05 PM
ahem,ahem?
-Edge-
01-21-2008, 06:17 PM
What do you want now?
ArcticWolf
01-21-2008, 09:31 PM
I never saw such a spammer as Azakcry. This thread is absolutely nonsense and should be in the Inn.
-Edge-
01-21-2008, 09:50 PM
I never saw such a spammer as Azakcry. This thread is absolutely nonsense and should be in the Inn.Yea theres about 4 of these nonsense threads to my knowledge.
superdaveninja
01-21-2008, 10:41 PM
i think azacry and gigo need to get married so they can each blow off some steam on each other. both of you need to get laid so you can settle the f down and play the game :metal: :guitar:
ArcticWolf
01-21-2008, 10:57 PM
Yea theres about 4 of these nonsense threads to my knowledge.
Reported. An admin should move this in no time.
Godofsilver
01-22-2008, 12:31 AM
Yes... do the duel and get it over with... they'll talk about you less... and more about ME :biggrin:... while laughing at you :sifflote:
joeygannaio
01-22-2008, 01:29 AM
Yes... do the duel and get it over with... they'll talk about you less... and more about ME :biggrin:... while laughing at you :sifflote:
GodofSilver...what you SHOULD"VE said was: Yes... do the duel...get your ass kicked to the moon...and get it over with... they'll talk about you less... and more about ME:biggrin: while laughing at you until all of syrtis pisses their pants XD
Miraculix
01-22-2008, 03:29 AM
i think azacry and gigo need to get married so they can each blow off some steam on each other. both of you need to get laid so you can settle the f down and play the game :metal: :guitar:
ooooh, aza vs gigo 1on1 in the arena, now i'd watch THAT.
mann2411
01-22-2008, 06:14 AM
lol good one kael and dave :P
"azakcry your scaring the cows"
lol no seriously azakcry if people wouldnt listen to you if you were carrying a loaded gun. bad call? yer brad bad call
if syrtis does end up getting ruled by azakcry i think everyone is syrtis is gonna switch to another realm. good luck trying to keep your forts with one person azakcry.
for you to rule youd need troops
amount of people who would listen to azakcry?
1 azakcry
azakcry
01-22-2008, 10:22 AM
I DON'T KNOW EVEN KNOW U INTRUTH BEVALOR,AND WHO'S THIS GIGO??????I THINK SHE MUST BE YOUR WIFE,sorry ,ok just bring it to your imagination,one of your childhood friends,you meet him again,and you 2 set off on an adventure but near the end of it,you find out he's been controlled by some evil one,won't you forgive him?i would for sure,just think about wat im saying.pls.i don't wanna rule syrtis,i just want people to not hate me,i could tell you the sad lifestory of someone i know,would you like to listen.
mann2411
01-22-2008, 12:14 PM
I DON'T KNOW EVEN KNOW U INTRUTH BEVALOR,AND WHO'S THIS GIGO??????I THINK SHE MUST BE YOUR WIFE,sorry ,ok just bring it to your imagination,one of your childhood friends,you meet him again,and you 2 set off on an adventure but near the end of it,you find out he's been controlled by some evil one,won't you forgive him?i would for sure,just think about wat im saying.pls.i don't wanna rule syrtis,i just want people to not hate me,i could tell you the sad lifestory of someone i know,would you like to listen.
i didnt understand what you meant can you rephrase it?
an adventure as in an adventure to lose your virginity........... to other people hopefully.................female other people hopefulyy
I DON'T KNOW EVEN KNOW U INTRUTH BEVALOR,AND WHO'S THIS GIGO??????I THINK SHE MUST BE YOUR WIFE,sorry ,ok just bring it to your imagination,one of your childhood friends,you meet him again,and you 2 set off on an adventure but near the end of it,you find out he's been controlled by some evil one,won't you forgive him?i would for sure,just think about wat im saying.pls.i don't wanna rule syrtis,i just want people to not hate me,i could tell you the sad lifestory of someone i know,would you like to listen.
You are being controlled by a demon?
0.o
azakcry
01-22-2008, 01:56 PM
ARE U MAD?i was controlled by someone once but that is private,i will avenge myself by defeating him,but killing him is impossible,it's beyond my power.so yea i guess youre right,but it's kind of a long story maybe you should create a thread,i'll post my life story,complete and uncensored.
-Edge-
01-22-2008, 02:27 PM
ARE U MAD?i was controlled by someone once but that is private,i will avenge myself by defeating him,but killing him is impossible,it's beyond my power.so yea i guess youre right,but it's kind of a long story maybe you should create a thread,i'll post my life story,complete and uncensored.....wtf?
anyway, the dream match is gigo vs azak vs mangyokeo, does alsuis have a jackass?
DkySven
01-22-2008, 05:32 PM
We had Cowboy who was strange, but there's no jackass in Alsius for so far I know.
ArcticWolf
01-22-2008, 06:42 PM
....wtf?
anyway, the dream match is gigo vs azak vs mangyokeo, does alsuis have a jackass?
No, but I can help filling the gap with my mage lvl 8 (warlock-to-be). Sure I can pwn them all (?????????)
-Edge-
01-22-2008, 07:09 PM
Well Syrtis already has 2, Ignis 1, Alsuis needs something, GOD I know there was someone...
azakcry
01-22-2008, 07:14 PM
syrtis has 2????wadya mean,edge?
superdaveninja
01-22-2008, 08:43 PM
You are being controlled by a demon?
0.o
rofl :guitar:
shout out to brad whats up bud.
azacry- you either a chronic drunken hick or a schizo hill billy, but either way, you are not right in the head
DkySven
01-22-2008, 09:02 PM
Yes! I remember! We have God of Silver! He will kill you all.
azakcry
01-23-2008, 04:05 AM
first i dont drink second i didnt say i was being controlled by a demon,let me get this clear,i was once blackmailed and forced to wat he said,but i wont tell you who he is.
Miraculix
01-23-2008, 04:31 AM
the battle will be on,25th january 2008.pls post your inventory on 24th january.
That's tommorow. If you guys plan to go ahead with this, let us know if you want to change the date! ;)
ArcticWolf
01-23-2008, 07:21 AM
That's tommorow. If you guys plan to go ahead with this, let us know if you want to change the date! ;)
Hehehee, I won't miss it... Oh, wait... I can't go. Can someone upload the fight to youtube so I can laugh a little, please?
Yes a video would be awesome for people in other timezones. :)
mann2411
01-23-2008, 08:38 AM
i still dont get it
ok azakcry post a story of your life in the inn section it should be good for a few laughs
YAY DAVE go dave go dave
i still dont get it
ok azakcry post a story of your life in the inn section it should be good for a few laughs
YAY DAVE go dave go dave
...And give the story proper spelling please. No points posting something we can't read.
-Edge-
01-23-2008, 09:42 PM
Im interested in this story lol I managed to get this excerpt from the chambers of lost noobs, I found GIGO's story, but here is Azak's. *Edge switches to gangster mode*
WARNING: 18+ What you are about to read is the story about a guy who none of us know anything about. Side effects from this story may include nausea, need to laugh, internal digestion failure, and many more side effects. SO SIT YO FAT ASS DOWN, and read this story bout a motherfucka who wanted some attention and got it. YO!
CHAPTER 1:
*SLAP* Was the sound I first heard when I was born, where did it come from, I glanced over to my right, and noticed it was the doctor who slapped my mother. "You call that a baby?!" Yelled the Doctor. From that moment I knew I would have a promising life.
Excerpt from Diary: October 16. 1999
Many years passed since my birth, I was now 1 year old. I learned not only to walk, but since I was so great I learned to run before walking. How did I learn, well you see, one day I was in the garden, and I saw my dad talking to the postwoman, they were having a good conversation or something, so I hid in the bush closest to them and listened. "So, I hear you deliver newspapers huh?" said Dad. "Uhm yes Mr. Szuszaczek, ive been delivering delivering papers for 12 years now. "Oho! Thats very interesting!" said Dad. "I think its pretty boring" said the Paperwoman. "Uh...well I do too! I was just kidding...... Yeah! What a stupid job" said my Dad. "Are you making fun of my job?" said the paperwoman. "Uhm no I just uh..." "I love a man that treats me like shit" said the woman. They walked to her mailtruck and hopped in the back, probably to find newspapers I said. I followed, and peeked through a hole in the side of the truck. I noted the truck was bopping up on down, hmm she must have hydraulics in her mailtruck I said. What a cool lady.
I watched as the woman's papers and her bag fell to the floor. * THUD * I stared :eek: They were shaking thier hands in a strange way, my father pulled down his pants, I noted this down. "So this must be how adults say hi to each other." I said to myself. So I jumped in the back of the truck too, pulled down my pants, and said I to the lady, *SLAP* "What the fuck are YOU doing azak?!" yelled my dad. The lady ran off screaming back to the front of her mailtruck. By this time my mom came out and wondered what all the screaming was about. All I remeber after that was my dad hitting me with a broom in my back, and thats how I learned to run, all the way around the house. After that my mom said she was going away on vacation.
Excerpt from Diary Dec. 19th 2007
Well now I was now 9 years old. My mom was still away on vacation, I have been living with my dad all these years, I know she'll come home some day form her vacation. Still the bond I shared with my father grew and grew. One day he went in my room and.....
*TORN PAGE*
........I got a computer finnaly today too, one day my dad was flipping through pictures of girls on the internet, and he came across this picture of this girl from some land called Ignis. I think her name was Josephine. Anyway, he was like, I need to get into this game and find this Josephine chick. So thats how WE found Regnum. Eventually we had a fun time, he dressed my character up as a fairy elf. My ingame character is actually a girl, I just look like a man because... well thats where that doctor story fits in from Chapter 1. Anyway. He liked flipping through this place called Syrtis looking for girl elves. Whenever I asked my dad why he loved girls so much all he says is, "its my hobby, now shut up and make me some pasta!" I felt like a Cinderella, I had emotional needs at the time. But oh yea, back to Syrtis, he found this one elf chick called Valorius Rageway, they got along pretty well until the day he found out it was really a guy with long hair. My dad got pretty pissed at that, he made threats, he dosen't like guys who pretend to be girls. Anyway, this Val was stupid, WHAT kind of guy has a female alt anyway? Does he possibly find this attractive, I was sick of this, so it was time for a change.
Excerpt from Diary Dec. 21 2007
The following events may not be historically accurate.
Today was the big day, the day I face Val. I stood there waiting in the arena. And looked up at the stands, alot of people sure came to cheer me on. They were praising me by throwing food at me. My dad always says vegetables are good for you. So these people were smart. I looked up and saw a shadow coming through the arena. It was Valorius. On her back she had 3 Bows of Xymerald or something. "Which one do you want to taste down your throat!?" said Valorius. "Oh a present for me before our battle, in that case I pick the biggest one!" I said. Val stared at me with these huge eyes and mumbled something. Then she hopped down into the arena, it was time for the battle. I gulped down my Estrogen pills, knowing what would be ahead of me. Val just prepared by picking her teeth with one of her arrows. Mighty Surak arrived and took his seat in the box. He raised his hand, meaning let the countdown begin, then he went back to talking with his 7 wives. 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! GO!
The battle had begun! I immediatly started running towards Val to get a good shot, she was standing there waiting for me to take a shot. FOR MEN WHO DON'T HAVE AN ATTRACTION TO FEMALE CHARACTERS IN MASSIVE MULTIPLAYER ONLINE ROLE PLAYING GAMES! I shouted. Just then I tripped on a stone in the arena and died. The battle was over since I died. The results came up on the board. The winner is.... EVIL ROCK! wait no, EVIL STONE! Val stood there gaping at the announcer. She turned a purple, then bluish, then purple colour. The next matter was ther betting booths. since everyone had betted on Valorius, everyone lost their gold. There was a huge outbreak of violence in the crowds. There was this one gay elf who won the bet though, he was sitting in a corner. And he was yelling, BEWARE THE EVIL ROCK! I WARNED YOU ALL! Now im rich! Then I felt dizzy and respawned.
I woke up the next morning and I was in the Figael Inn on life support. I looked to my left and Val was there too on the bunk next to mine, she was still unconsious and purple. They brought in the Conjurers but then a Warlock came in and said stay aside!
The Warlock raised his staff and said CLEAR! A small bolt of Thunder came down onto Valorius, CLEAR! another one. *GAG* Valorius woke up and she returned to her original color in a few short seconds.
Signatus
01-24-2008, 12:33 AM
*SLAP* Was the sound I first heard when I was born, where did it come from, I glanced over to my right, and noticed it was the doctor who slapped my mother. "You call that a baby?!" Yelled the Doctor. From that moment I knew I would have a promising life.
LMAO
Teach me to start like this Edge!
Excerpt from Diary Dec. 19th 2007
Well now I was now 9 years old. My mom was still away on vacation, I have been living with my dad all these years, I know she'll come home some day form her vacation. Still the bond I shared with my father grew and grew. One day he went in my room and.....
*TORN PAGE*
ROFL
But oh yea, back to Syrtis, he found this one elf chick called Valorius Rageway, they got along pretty well until the day he found out it was really a guy with long hair. My dad got pretty pissed at that, he made threats, he dosen't like guys who pretend to be girls. Anyway....
HAHAHA
:hat:
My lag spikes just got less painful to bare, don't stop it Edge just keep it flow...
:clapclap:
mann2411
01-24-2008, 03:34 AM
dam you edge you distracted me from my homework with that story i couldnt stop laughing at it funny as hell
joeygannaio
01-24-2008, 03:47 AM
dam you edge you distracted me from my homework with that story i couldnt stop laughing at it funny as hell
ROFLLAMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ME TOO!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA.
now we know why azak is azak!
craiyzee
01-24-2008, 05:03 AM
LMAO... A real heart wrenching story you've got there Edge ;)
Even the warning made me laugh my ass off. XD
mann2411
01-24-2008, 06:10 AM
lets make it into a movie
azak played be azakcry"i told you guys im not going along with this"
edge:"o rly is that so?" picks up his hammer
rofl love how it says many years passed after my birth i was now one
azakcry
01-24-2008, 12:19 PM
:( ,brad you are the :theking: and kael is the queen and i am your :horsey:,so :thumb_up: .come on,can't you guy's forgive me for everything i've done if i have done anything,pls!!!If not i will kill myself,i am not that bad if you get to know me.hehe.
azakcry
01-24-2008, 12:24 PM
ROFLLAMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ME TOO!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA.
now we know why azak is azak!
Do you even know me,and Do i even know you??
Do you even know me,and Do i even know you??
You are infamous. Therefore everyone knows you for being idiotic.
azakcry
01-24-2008, 02:37 PM
:fury: :fury: :fury: :fury: s*** me or kill me,i don 't want a world full of me haters.
-Edge-
01-24-2008, 02:46 PM
I can't belive you guys found that funny XD. Maybe I will continue to Chapter 2, and pick up with GIGO somewhere in the future. :sifflote:
I noted the truck was bopping up and down,
Really tho guys I have forgiven Azak, I just think was his final step to famedom. I will start writing GIGO's now, but it will probably take me awhile, since its kinda hard to write the way he does.
craiyzee
01-24-2008, 03:22 PM
I can't belive you guys found that funny XD. Maybe I will continue to Chapter 2, and pick up with GIGO somewhere in the future. :sifflote:
Really tho guys I have forgiven Azak, I just think was his final step to famedom. I will start writing GIGO's now, but it will probably take me awhile, since its kinda hard to write the way he does.
I have a feeling your $ sign will be worn out by the time your done. XD
-Edge-
01-24-2008, 03:40 PM
GIGO of Syrtis:
CHAPTER ONE:
$omewhere in a dark alley in Fi$gael $yrtis, a drug deal is being made:
"Gimmie a dub 40 an a 8 ball". "That'd be 2 Benjamin$, you paying or what nigga?" "......don like." Gigo draw$ his $word and whack$ the gangster in the face. *KA WHACK* G-g-gigo! Get yo drug $wipin ass back over here you little treefucker!
aNd thiz wu$ how I maic a liven. You r talcen to Gigo, n this i$ mi $torie. $o I decidead to go hunten in Ignez. Wile I wuz cro$$en (ha duble $$ im raw) the breadge, an thiz maej jump$ outa nowhear. Im liek, moov oevr yu nekramencer maej! An he ca$ts $ultarz Tarrer on me. So he pi$$ed me ofe. Thi$ iz how I roll faggit! N I pooled out mi blaed and fucked his a$$ up. Then thiz barbarian comz to help the maij I killed. He smasced mi like a patata $aled. So I wuz flien till the dae I dyed. Now I wuz bored,
-Edge-
01-24-2008, 04:18 PM
BTW go back to page 9 and you'll see how Chapter One ends. :sifflote:
azakcry
01-24-2008, 05:58 PM
I noted the truck was bopping up and down
i never posted that :biggrin: .
Angelwinged_Devil
01-24-2008, 05:59 PM
omg... please... stop being so freaking mean to him, he's like 9 years old :| the best thing to do is just... ignore him
azakcry
01-24-2008, 06:02 PM
can you guys suggest a job for me,it's important for a lesson of mine,here are the options:Scientist,Vet,Astronomer,Actor,Writer,Engi neer,chef,back worker,sales person(i forgot the others,can you help,since i don't want any of these jobs,but i considered writing storys,if you can pls help)and i once again tell you "Deaf" people that the duel is delayed since my comp is blown up,when i get a new video card we can continue on with it,but to do it,i must "act" nicely to my parents even if they give me a near-death experience everyday.
azakcry
01-24-2008, 06:03 PM
i'll be 13 years old february 20.
daflear
01-24-2008, 06:20 PM
Phone-desinfector
azakcry
01-24-2008, 06:21 PM
That woudn't Quiet work,my dear friend.:biggrin:
mann2411
01-25-2008, 05:24 AM
Phone-desinfector
hahaha i lol at that for like 20 mins until i started crying thats classic
about the jobs azak its hard to choose what you wanna be until youve actually tried it like a computer programmer you might wanna be but you might not know until youve tryed programming so i dunno whenever i was asked this question i usually just bullshited my way through it making up crap
ArcticWolf
01-25-2008, 06:37 AM
hahaha i lol at that for like 20 mins until i started crying thats classic
about the jobs azak its hard to choose what you wanna be until youve actually tried it like a computer programmer you might wanna be but you might not know until youve tryed programming so i dunno whenever i was asked this question i usually just bullshited my way through it making up crap
To be a programmer, first you got to have logic. I recommend Azakcry to be an Engineer...
azakcry
01-25-2008, 07:23 AM
ill never be an engineer!
ArcticWolf
01-25-2008, 07:51 AM
ill never be an engineer!
What about software engineer?
Funny how the meaning of a word changes the whole concept.
Angelwinged_Devil
01-25-2008, 09:08 AM
omg... please... stop being so freaking mean to him, he's like 9 years old :| the best thing to do is just... ignore him
I quote myself :|
mann2411
01-25-2008, 10:32 AM
what the no i was just using a programmer as an example a programmer is what i wanna be stop copying my ideas
Angelwinged_Devil
01-25-2008, 01:13 PM
what the no i was just using a programmer as an example a programmer is what i wanna be stop copying my ideas
I'm going to be a programmer
Miraculix
01-25-2008, 04:00 PM
To be a programmer, first you got to have logic. I recommend Azakcry to be an Engineer...
hey fu, im a computer engineer, got a problem there buddy? :p
ArcticWolf
01-25-2008, 11:31 PM
hey fu, im a computer engineer, got a problem there buddy? :p
I'm studying for Informatics Engineering... That's similar to a CS and IT career together, at least here. Unfortunately, it's the most expensive career in the university :ohill:
mann2411
01-26-2008, 09:11 AM
I'm going to be a programmer
ill be one first and program your arse out of the water
o god here we go again spamming
Angelwinged_Devil
01-26-2008, 04:37 PM
ill be one first and program your arse out of the water
o god here we go again spamming
I'll program a program to do that for me :p
ArcticWolf
01-26-2008, 07:27 PM
I'll program a program to do that for me :p
I'll program a program that programs another program to code a program to do that for me... Then I'll GPL it, sell it to you and you'll base your thesis on my program.
Miraculix
01-26-2008, 10:56 PM
i'll help, i'm doing my diploma thesis on metaprogramming :p
mann2411
01-27-2008, 04:01 AM
why you guys so violent? i mean i wanted to program a game called you arse outta water
bigjim
01-27-2008, 04:09 AM
I think I am going into Geology. :biggrin: I hate programming, but I do have a lot of respect for the people that have the patience to do it. :sifflote:
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