Dwarf joke

[aric_swartzell]

An orc captain was marching his entire army to attack Karak Eight Peaks, they were passing an old abandoned city when they heard a voice within the ancient city's walls: "One dwarf is better than ten orc soldiers!" The captain was enraged and immediatly sent ten of his best troops over the walls while the remainder of the company waited outside. Then came the sound of a terriffic fight going on, soon all was quiet. Then the voice spoke again: "One dwarven soldier is better than a hundred orc soldiers!" Well, the captain sent hundred of his best men over the walls. Soon came the sounds of fight and then silence. The voice spoke up again: "One dwarven soldier is better than a thousand orc soldiers!" The captain was furious. He immediately sent the remainder of his troops over the walls save only himself. There came the sound of a fierce battle, and then silence followed by the sound of a dwarf laughing. Finally, one lone orc stumbled back from the battle and collapsed at the captains feet. "Speak! What happened?" asked the captain. The soldier replied with his last breath. "It....was..a trap..there's...TWO...of...them..."

[DkySven]

Hahahaha, awesome, this makes me want to switch my knight's race to dwarf.

[kraetyz]

Bah, that's a mistranslation.
The joke was originally in Ignitian, and there, t'was Igneos and Dark Elves.

[magnet]

Bah, that's a mistranslation.
The joke was originally in Ignitian, and there, t'was Igneos and Dark Elves.

No, you're right, it's a mistranslation, but it was Dwarves and Elves, not Orcs :p.

[aric_swartzell]

It's an old joke that has been translated many times.

[kraetyz]

No, you're right, it's a mistranslation, but it was Dwarves and Elves, not Orcs :p.

:fury:
*gets the old dusty Daedric Armor Set including Battleaxe*
What did you say?

[El_Naso]

I feel like an orc now.

[kraetyz]

I feel like an orc now.

Oh, don't. You're a perfectly fine, eh... Tiny Magma Beetle... :sifflote:

[GIGO305]

that is bullsht! alsius orcs are uber pt! dwarfs are even pter and the only thing pter than that are ugthards especialy ink, and the only real pt thing to be pter than inkster IS MEH! :sifflote: