Gawyn's Horus stories

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

I was orgionally thinking to maybe try to make a horus based comic for RO but seeings i cant hold a candle to Piz, I've chickened out and decided to write short stories ^^.

I must stress these interpritations of people are purely guesswork i dont know everyone in them well enough to make an acurate depiction of their personality so i just gave them a character personality entirely made up by me to be interesting in the story. I mean no offence to anyone in these stories and i am deeply sorry if anyone is caused offence.

here is one i wrote a long time ago and is more of a Pilot if you will.

The cold Stone floor wrang as Kurakoons boots walked across the floor of Shaanrid Castle
'How dare he "summon" me' his footsteps quickened rage propelling him to the throne room of the so called 'King of Ignis'.

He approached a pair of heavy gilded doors and deftly threw both of them open, with a loud boom they hit the sides of the wall sending brick and dust to the floor. Kurakoons step didnt falter though and he marched up to to the throne 'What do you want Efrendi'.

Silence in the chamber not a sound until Kurakoon felt a snap of a spear butt in the back of his knee forcing him down onto one. Kurakoon looked up to see Kalida 'Kneel before our king,' her heavily tattoed face made him think that she was never beautiful.

the tyrant on the throne spoke his voice sounded as though laced with oil each word slimey and decrepid, 'Kurakoon always thinking above your station' he put his hands into a tent below his eyes menacing intent glew in them 'There is a traitor amongst us one of the barbarians of our great nation. One of the Barbarians under your command'

Kurakoon knew this he glared at efrendi 'Gallas merely desserted he knew nothing of Military importance' Efrendis gauntleted fist smacked kurakoons cheek, Kurakoon tasted blood in his mouth 'You let one of our barbarians get away without executing him!?'

Kurakoon was infuriated he stood and laced his voice with sarcasm 'How would you wish me to deal with this problem my Leige maybe i should send an army into the forest of Syrtis and sacrifice good soldiers again to sate your thirst for the blood of our soldiers!?'

Kurakoon stood and Efrendi glanced at Kalida but she was too slow, Kurakoon caught the spear and snapped it he brought a fist into her face and she hit the floor unconsious

Efrendi was up and kicked kura to the floor his Sword in hand he roared and it filled the hall he suddenly seemed to be enveloped in flame a barbarians rage as Efrendi brought his huge sword down, Kurakoon rolled and unsheathed his own massive sword his own roar shattering the stain glass window behind the throne.

Steel wrang against Steel and guards flooded the throne room from the entrance and hidden passages, still they fought their rage emcompassing the entire hall. Kurakoon feinted a deceptive swing sending Efrendi off balance, he hit Efrendi then with a glancing blow that opened a massive cut on his arm. Efrendi dropped his blade kura kicked it aside, he went for the finsihing blow on Efrendi but saw kalida back on her feet and preparing her own.

Kurakoon parried the ripost and thrust his blade neatly through her chest and out the other side, he kicked her off and turned to Efrendi.

Efrendi was already up and had a mace, before kurakoon could do anything he was hit accross the face he felt his Rage giving power slip away into nothingness as Efrendi hit him with another blow and another and another before he slipped out of consiousness he heard Efrendi say 'You where called here for an execution..... yours.' Everything went black.

Kurakoon felt groggy when he woke but he was careful not to open his eyes, he was naked he realised that instantly. A man with a booming voice read from a partchment he could hear it rustling Kura realised something else, he was inside something he opened his eyes still darkness he pushed against the darkness it wouldnt give he knew then he was in a coffin.

'We are Gathered here today to witness the passing of a villian of trecherous nature a murderer and a would be assassin of the king.' Somewhere in the crowd people cried 'Lies...' and 'Lord Kurakoon would never do such a thing unprovoked.' Kura strained against the darkness pushing with his full might, nothing budged there where more nails in this coffin than what should have been and it was stuck down with tar too.

Kurakoon roared loud again, there where horrified gasps from the people. 'He is still alive!! GET HIM OUT OF THERE' the people cried but the voice carried on over the shouts of the igneans. 'So we cast this traitor off of proud Ignis into the churning sea off shaanrid cliffs.' The crowd was in a rage now, he heard the simultanious sound of hundreds of swords being unsheathed by guards around his coffin the rage ceased in an instant, Efrendi spoke 'I choose this man to die and anyone who disagrees may join him!'

Kurakoon with his rage punched a hole through the coffin lid and started to rip at the lid. Efrendi kicked the bottom of the coffin and Kurakoon fell deep into the waters below. The coffin smashed on its way down on the cliffs Kurakoon bashed his head against the rock and hit the water hard.

Blackness

[-Edge-]

Efrendi? Kura? Lol?

Well it's nice in the narrative tongue, but I think you could write so many other funnier things on Horus. There is so much more to work from :biggrin:

[UmarilsStillHere]

Dark Barbarian walked into a bar in Mednet, the bar exploded because one room cannot contain so much fail.

/thread

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Edge i do intend to do funnier stories. Like i said this is one i wrote a while ago and I am really only posting it as a pilot see what people think

[Saryad]

You appear to have missed the bit about a horde of goats coming in and massacring you all :D

On another note: Nice stuff keep it up

[Klutu]

Very Nice Gawyn!

when you know that i read it that means it's good xD

Keep it up

[UmarilsStillHere]

Very Nice Gawyn!

when you know that i read it that means it's good xD

Keep it up

No player can say he hardly reads, we read the chat all day :sifflote:

[Klutu]

No player can say he hardly reads, we read the chat all day :sifflote:

lol well i dont read stories i read childish spam on realm xD

now we need a epic story of me deserting Syrtis and joining alsius!! i think a epic battle between me and faith is needed! where faith blocks 4 hits and throws me over the bridge!

[UmarilsStillHere]

where faith blocks 4 hits and throws me over the bridge!

I got 3 in a row vs Tsu not to long ago :sifflote:

You would pwn me nowadays though :p

[Jippy]

I also like it... Keep them coming Gawyn!!! Maybe someday soon a website with anime will be in the works...

Regards.

[veluchami]

Lol that was a nice one !
It seems imagining efrendi as the evil tyrant seems to stir up people's fantasies xD

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

I'm glad some like it i've been thinking of another very short one :P


Music was shattering the peaceful night of Horus. Another party to honor the Gods of War, otherwise known as Devs. The Devs strong and limitless in their power could throw one hell of a party, known for his prowess in the partying was Surak most awesome of all Devs. He decided on superhero fancy dress.

In Syrtis the zerg was preparing to leave for the party. Bloody battles had been fought over who could be the Green arrow, Poison Ivy and Nightchill was forced into skin tight lycra and made to be the Green Goblin.

Meanwhile in Alsius Arcana had appointed himself Mr Freeze, Klos somehow found himself as The Penguin.

Ignis on the other hand planned and organized and planned some more, Then with brutal efficency they all picked Superman/woman. Except Dark Barbarian who was kept in his keep locked up for no one trusted him with paste nevermind making his own costume.

The party was a blast people drank and killed then drank some more. Then a boom as the door to the fortress where the party was being held blew open, there stood Surak greatest of Devs he had sprayed on some spray on ginger stubble and a cowboy hat and stirrups. 'Behold the magestic awesomeness that is Chuck Norris.' Nightchill immediately piped up that Chuck Norris was not a real super hero, Surak round house kicked his account into deletion.
'Now the party can begin!'

Later on that even when everyone was too bored or drunk to care to lift a weapon never mind flourish a cape or push a stuffed crotch out in a heroic pose. Three loud bangs sounded on the door. Surak answered to his astonishment the lone non-Superman Ignis Dark Barbarian stood there.

Surak asked
'DB why are you out here and why are you so late'

Dark Barbarian innocently replyed
'I had to prepare my costume'

'Oh God.......... Why do you smell of Gasoline'

'FLAME ON!!!!!'

[Klutu]

Rofl!!!

XD

[Saryad]

:D I actually lol'd

[VandaMan]

Thanks a lot, now I have to clean Dr. Pepper off my computer screen.

[-Edge-]

Hahahaha flame on! :eguitar:

[_Enio_]

Nice XD more! :D

[Ulti19]

Keep it up, nice work :D

[UmarilsStillHere]

Hehe great again :D

Many Batman referances, dont suppose someone has been playing Arkham Asylum :sifflote:

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Hehe great again :D

Many Batman referances, dont suppose someone has been playing Arkham Asylum :sifflote:

Hell no ¬¬

I dont like billionaire vigilantes 'THEY ARE NOT SUPERHEROS' XD they are just heros :P (and criminals, Ironic?)

[Kyrottimus]

There once was a dwarf from Skolheim,
Who spoke in iambic pentameter rhyme.
He drank all night, and slept all day,
So he could nary give anyone the time

[Nightchill]

there stood Surak greatest of Devs he had sprayed on some spray on ginger stubble and a cowboy hat and stirrups. 'Behold the magestic awesomeness that is Chuck Norris.' Nightchill immediately piped up that Chuck Norris was not a real super hero, Surak round house kicked his account into deletion.

Don't give him any ideas, like he wasn't creative enough last time he banned me.

[Klutu]

Don't give him any ideas, like he wasn't creative enough last time he banned me.

lol :D

....

[Nightchill]

lol :D

....

it's the truth.

anyway...

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/cool_story_bro.jpg

BUT

http://www.feministe.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/needs-moar-drama.jpg

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

There once was a dwarf from Skolheim,
Who spoke in iambic pentameter rhyme.
He drank all night, and slept all day,
So he could nary give anyone the time

whut?...... O.o

ty NC and duely noted. I am working on a syrtis-alsius based story the whole SoL/klutu thing maybe a fight between them or something involving Prasutagus as well. Or a Fleetfoot with Sinja (the elite marksmans hunter ¬¬) kinda Dark Tower themed story like when Roland has to put up wth Eric through the desert. Those of you not familiar with the Dark tower series I'm not explaining the jibberish i just posted ^^

[Klutu]

whut?...... O.o

ty NC and duely noted. I am working on a syrtis-alsius based story the whole SoL/klutu thing maybe a fight between them or something involving Prasutagus as well. Or a Fleetfoot with Sinja (the elite marksmans hunter ¬¬) kinda Dark Tower themed story like when Roland has to put up wth Eric through the desert. Those of you not familiar with the Dark tower series I'm not explaining the jibberish i just posted ^^

Wooooot im Special! :D

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Wooooot im Special! :D

yes you are :P

[UmarilsStillHere]

Klutu 50 Barbarian:

Yes you are Special, but wouldent you rather be Epic?

Klutu 50 Barbarian:

:imstupid:

[Angelwinged_Devil]

aahhahahahahaa @ surak->nightchill

[Klutu]

Yes you are Special, but wouldent you rather be Epic?



:imstupid:

hahahaha xDD

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

well i've decided to go with the one that came easiest which is the Fleetfoot story sorry SoL your going to have to wait for your 'epic' fight scene (tbh your lucky if your gonna drunkenly fall into pozo hole at this rate :P)

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[Edit: deleted this story, I write for my friends]

[Threno]

Heh. I'm not going to comment too much, but ^5 and +1 for utter randomness :D

[Klutu]

oooooh Very Nice! story :)

Keep it up!

[Isemon]

hey nice stories

[Saryad]

Needz moar alsius!
But anyways its absolutely hilarious ^^

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Needz moar alsius!
But anyways its absolutely hilarious ^^

working on an als involved story next ^^ could be a couple o days

[Mbwana]

working on an als involved story next ^^ could be a couple o days

yay, I like these stories:guitar:

[Kyrottimus]

Needz moar alsius!
But anyways its absolutely hilarious ^^

He should write about Alsius using "Gonzo Journalism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gonzo_journalism)" because half the realm is drunk all the time, or all drunk at least half the time. The style would totally fit.

[Heru]

and now

*Herumor cast picking ivy(5), Beetle(5), mana burn(5)

wtf 0_O

[Pwnography]

".......and then Captain Nintendo came outa no where and hit Scias for a Critical hit of 879 damage and an Ensaring arrow of 742 Damage.Scias Fell to the ground in sheer astonishment":sifflote:

[Pwnography]

Do either of you have a point, or are you "green" cos you werent in the story?
lol?
http://api.ning.com/files/go6epLu3HQbP6f0ddGatXSK7pZ309uQI02u9F2Ai*S1IKs7cMz Ae6RSsxbvdZbSJrY3oUMPLtD0vxH*bI47m99XcQrW*RRph/SeriousCatJoker.jpg

[Pwnography]

the reason i deleted the other message is because it was an epic quote fail >.<

[Threno]

".......and then Captain Nintendo came outa no where and hit Scias for a Critical hit of 879 damage and an Ensaring arrow of 742 Damage.Scias Fell to the ground in sheer astonishment":sifflote:

-applauds-

Well done. You rolled in after the rest of your friends had taken down his defences, buffed up and killed him...

I've always found it very hard to kill unbuffed conjs myself. They have such high health levels, and so much armour, that unless you're lucky, you'll be killed before you can get them down to half health...

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

I am planning on this one being a two parter so here's part 1 enjoy :P

A hard cold wind blew on our adventurer, he had jouneyed from the green pastures of syrtis. Wrapped in a wolf skin, the blizzard blew hard against his flank Slayer of Light journeyed on toward his goal to reach the alsius gate. The howling wind drowned out all sound around him and he had no idea what was around him he couldn't see thanks the the complete white out around him but still the call that had his heart by the grasp pulled at him onwards.

From out of nowhere a blur of green smashed into the side of Slayer of Light, with the wind knocked out of him Slayer of Light got to his feet slowly. Slayer of Light threw his wolfskin off his shoulders and unsheathed his sword. He pryed the sword from the great cyclops Satarco it glitered in the light with the snow glistening on its length. Gawyn Trakkand breathed heavily his Green armor half frozen together his usually silky long red hair matted and lying in front of his face making him look half wild his lips where blue and his teeth gritted with fury in his voice
'w....w....Why SoL!.........'
Spear clenched in Gawyns fist, SoL looked at him with caution and sympathy.
'My fate no longer resides in Syrtis. I have made my choice and you should respect my decision.'
SoL was not the tallest or well muscled of the warriors of syrtis and Gawyn stood a good head above him. Even though Gawyn looked like he had just been chased across horus by an Ignis zerg, the surity of his feet and the stillness of his spear showed that he would kill SoL if he had to. Gawyn spoke once more.
'I....i will....n...not let you....d...do.....this'

Gawyn moved his sheild so that it covered it him from knee to neck. Both stood still for a while the blizzard roared but seemed to revolve around them, the air becoming still in its eye. Gawyn made the first move he went up on the inside of SoL with a fair speed, SoL tried to kick him away but this just rolled off Gawyns sheild. Gawyn brought his sheild up into the side of his face making SoL stumble, Gawyn took the advantage went to stab SoL in the flank but SoL used the momentum of his stumble, he performed a full revolution and parried Gawyns attack away. Steel wrang on steel through the blizzard carried by the wind the sound found the ears of an elderly Utghar.

Arcan Heartsfang was resting next to a tree enjoying the weather and the tickle of the blizzard against his fur. He knew mead tasted better warm but Arcan always believed anytime was the time for mead he drank deep from his tankard, that and it was nice to escape the rowdiness of the taverns of alsius. The sound of combat reached his ears and Arcan smiled to himself. Content to stay relaxed next to his tree he raised his cup again to his lips as from the direction of combat a wall of sound a barbarians roar hit him like a yetis club. Arcans tankard smashed and his mead fell to the floor. Arcan sighed and stood
'Bastards spilt my drink, oh well time to make someone regret they where born.'

SoL and Gawyn fought fiercely, Gawyns' sheild had large rents on its surface and he had a scratch across his neck which would have been fatal if it had been any deeper. SoLs sword had new flecks and chips all across its length and a nasty cut all along his forarm where he had missed a parry. The point of Gawyns spear had made a small hole through SoLs breast plate and into the flesh above his heart. They where both exhausted and SoL made one last attempt to finish the fight, he brought the massive sword up in an arc trying to catch Gawyn in the leg and cleave him in half. The sword connected with Gawyns armor on his knee but did not cut like SoL had planned, instead the blade shattered against the hardened armor. The frost has made SoLs blade brittle, however his blow had flipped Gawyn onto his back. Gawyn quickly took the open opportunity, he thrust his spear into SoLs stomach and withdrew it. SoL clutched his midsection and fell back as Gawyn raised his spear to finish off the job.
'I'm sorry SoL but i cannot let you betray syrtis..... I...I will tell everyone you went bravely into alsius and died a warriors death.....'
Gawyn grimaced and raised his blade SoL stared at his killer once friend and smiled
'very well....'

'Hold on one second Gwasshoppa, I wanna know which one of you spilt my drink'
Arcan came out of the blizzard like a ghost the towering giant utghar walking on his staff was silent his eyes seemed to pierce the skull.

'Heartsfang!.. Die alsian'
Gawyn dived at the utghar, who merely sidestepped.
'Weary you are, much to learn you have young padawan...'
Arcan brought the butt of his staff into Gawyns face and blood poured from Gawyns nose. Gawyn rolled to one side and got back up and started to attack again.
'I'll kill you!'
he cried once again and leapt into the air bringing his spear down. The Uthgar span elbowing the knight in the back of the head and Gawyn slid across the floor splayed out. Arcan pushed the butt of his staff onto Gawyns neck
'Why so Serious???..... Do not hate, hate leads to suffering, suffering leads to the dark side'
Gawyn breathed heavily on the floor gritting his teeth he
'stop mocking me Heartsfang and fight me!'
Gawyn rolled under the staff and brought his sheild into Arcans hand knocking him off balance. Gawyn stood and punched arcan hard in the stomach, he brought his armored knee into the Uthgars face sending him down onto the floor. Gawyn took the mace from its loop on his belt and raised it to finish Arcan. As Gawyn walked towards Arcan, Arcan stood wobbling a little on his staff and wheezing he wiped blood from the corner of his mouth and spat, he looked at Gawyn coming at him
'Uch fine..... finish this i must.'
He pressed the staff into the palm of his hand a flame formed at the head he swung the staff at Gawyn and a great fireball flew towards Gawyn hitting him square in the chest. Gawyn hit the floor hard, he did not move after that.

Arcan walked towards SoL pulling a flask of mead from his tunic he sat next to SoL, who was still clutching at his wound blood trickling through his finger tips, Arcan turned to him
'Drink?...'
SoL lulled his head toward Arcan his eyes unfocusing and focusing on him
'...perhaps not then, what did you say your name was again...?'
SoL looked at arcan and with a rasp on his voice

'my name is..... Klutu'

[_Enio_]

awesome!
i cant wait for part 2 xD

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

ty enio part 2 may be a while off yet not sure what kind of direction i'll go with it my intention is a 2 parter but i see i could get carried away with this story :/

[_Enio_]

well why not get carried away with it? evry week 1 chapter :D

[Klutu]

Epic Story! get carried away with it xD


Also i guess i know never to trust a sword made by a cyclops -.-

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

lol yeah their depth perception kinda sucks xD i have been thinking of doing a series of stories just thinking on how far i can take this one is going to be the problem.

problem is i don't know enough about people in alsius e.g. personalitys so i'm making them up :P

Ignis i have had some expeiance with and ofc i best know Syrtis

I'll see what i can do on a series of stories :P

[Kyrottimus]

problem is i don't know enough about people in alsius e.g. personalitys so i'm making them up :P

You could always ask. :drinks:

[Orimae]

".......and then Captain Nintendo came outa no where and hit Scias for a Critical hit of 879 damage and an Ensaring arrow of 742 Damage.Scias Fell to the ground in sheer astonishment":sifflote:

You talk to gelfs!!! while fighting with us Capt????!!! for shame :P


but yeah , really nice stories there gawyn, keep em coming, but i swear, one more haggis reference and im reporting you :P

[Dannboy]

Make a story that includes me!!:bounce:
Look what I can do ^^:drums:

[_Enio_]

I'll see what i can do on a series of stories :P

Woot xD
Great news!

[mbyeah]

WOW Great work :clapping5365:

Go on Gawyn




Beijing

[Threno]

As I've already told you, they just keep getting better ^^

Gratz dude.

[survive]

are you sure you havent met Arcan? :drinks:
you nailed hi perfectly :beerchug:

great stories, keep em coming... if you need chars, feel free to use my barb 'Rumple Foreskin', while not formidable yet, you can make him the bastard in the story (after all he is one, Pack of Bastards, FTW) and his name lends to some great antidotes... just remember it is not Wrinkled, just slightly Rumpled :p

[Mals]

They are excellent stories indeed! :drinks: I liked all of them very much till now xD

Keep on the good work :biggrin:

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Ok guys here's the second part of this story no idea how many i'm going to do :P Glad you all like them.

The last thing Klutu remembered before passing out was being dragged along the floor by his foot by the Utghar.

Arcan was walking along, the blizzard had died now and a dense mist had replaced it. He walked through the forest now leading toward the realm gate. Dragging the nearly dead lump unceremoniously by the foot, not looking back whenever he heard a thunk or a snap.
'damned barbarian couldn't even kill a noob knight now I got to drag his ass through the god-damned fore.... damn'

'damn indeed goat, put Slayer of Light down or I'll put this arrow through your ears..... not that I think it'll do much good'
Hunthor had his bow drawn and press to the temple of Arcan Heartsfang. Others appeared from the mist suddenly Rapidshot, Kacper, Braveheart, Gwynavere and Fleetfoot all surrounded Arcan each with their bow raised
'Slayer of Light eh.... the fellow told me that his name was Klutu well fuck that then I'm not getting killed for a fucking green'
Gwynavere spoke 'We have you now Arcan what makes you think we're going to let you go your death would be good for Syrtis'
Arcan looked around the hunters had moved in closer each had their arrow at his neck, if even one let go he would be a mess of fur and blood. Kicking and thrashing out of this world a bit like how he came into it but without the arrow through the neck. Something interesting caught Arcans eye Fleetfoot was carrying the Knight from earlier on his back.

'I thought I killed that guy earlier, he was trying to kill this one' Arcan gestured towards klutu.
If the hunters where shocked they hid it well. none of them flickered in their movement. Arcan tried stalling for time
'drink?....'
Rapidshot spoke up
'no thanks the goat stuff tastes like crap'
Arcan Gaped a second
'excuse me... oh no you did not just go there.'

Arcan grinned and stopped himself laughing, obviously elf hearing wasn't as good as Utghar. He could hear a bow string stretch and not just any bow this was a serious piece of equipment. He could tell by the strain in the string.
'about fucking time'
An instant later an arrow pierced through the tree and hit Hunthor in the chest another came from the shadow and hit Kacper in the knee.
In the moment of distraction Arcan cast a spell, giant green skulls came from out of no where hitting the hunters around him pinning them to the floor. Arcan used the chance to run grabbing the nearly dead Slayer of Light/Klutu whoever he was he had some explaining to do.
The hunters vanished into thin air braveheart had hunthor supported by one arm and kacper limped badly.

Arcan ran a few metres and two humans joined his flank. Enio and Compost where probably 2 of the best archers in Alsius, no one hit harder than Enio with a bow, as the tree found out. Compost on the other hand was a master of distraction and frustration and wore his prey down. Enio spoke first
'What the hell was that about Arcan!'
'Someone spilt my drink' Arcan replied in a flat tone

they carried on toward the gate compost disappearing into the forest and reappearing bringing back reports.
'the elves have left it seems clear to the gate'
Arcan was carrying the barbarian now and out of the fog they could make out the towering structure of Alsius great wall. Enio called for the gates to be opened and the guards in front waved a few hand motions and mages on either side grabbed the gate with unseen forces from their staves and pulled the gates slowly opened and the trio walked through Enio spoke first.
'He needs a conjurer quickly he wont last much longer'
'who do we take him to? most conjurers have gone the way of dealing death not healing it' Compost replied
Arcan thought a few seconds 'hmm give me a moment to think.... what about Po'
Enio and Compost both looked at each other then at Arcan with blank stares
'Seriously dude. what did he do to you?'
giving them both a sidelong look Arcan replied
'I told you he spilt my drink, Po isn't that bad'
Compost chuckled
'oh yeah well asdf used to be a nordo before Po got hold of him.'
Enio came into this too
'I remember when Lumi was a hot chick with a nice personality. Then Po came and "fixed her".'
Arcan looked at them both
'well do you have anyone else in mind we can reach before he dies? besides he's already a short ass I'm sure Po wont do anything to him'
Enio and Compost looked at each other again and sighed.
'He's gonna be pissed when he wakes up'

Klutu woke in a warm bed and a fire by his bedside, a wolf skin rug wrapped around him. he felt at his stomach and felt nothing. He peeled back the covers and found himself naked, there was a long thin scar where Gawyn had stabbed him. the door opened and in walked a man in a long white robe and pointed hat. they stared at each other for a couple of seconds and the man spoke.
'er... Dude I know it's cold but seriously'
Klutu grasped at his blankets covering himself up
'it's not the size of your sword its what you do with it'
'yeah.... sure, I'm Po'
'my name is Klutu. How long have I been here'
Po breathed through his teeth, like a blacksmith making an estimate on how much shoeing your horse is gonna cost ya.
'about 1 year 3 months and 2days. Seems when Arcan dragged you here, I mean literally I found a branch in your wound, you must have been knocked into a coma'
Klutu pondered this he remembered the fight between him and Gawyn
'Gawyn, do you have any news on him'
Po breathed through his teeth and tapped his chin
'cant say as I have.... Oh wait tall guy red hair bright green armour?'
'yes that's him'
'nah not heard anything, anyway you seem to be OK now I'll get Arcan he's taking responsibility for you.'
Klutu lay in his bed and relaxed. Next thing he knew a voice came from the doorway

'you owe me a drink.'
Arcan bowed through the doorway.
'I'm going to ask you this once again What is your name? dependant on your answer is whether I'm going to turn you into a ton of ashes where you lie'
Klutu thought on this.
'I was known as Slayer of Light, my name is Klutu I came to Alsius to fight against Syrtis and Ignis I grew tired of the whining in Syrtis and how they didn't form up for fights I wanted something new'
Arcan thought deeply on this and nodded
'well a year has passed since then and Syrtis has changed. Your on probation until then one step out of line I straight up murder your ass.... oh and get dressed your training begins today'
Arcan tossed some clothes to Klutu. He put on the shirt and went to put on the trousers

'WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!! why is one of my feet tiny and REALLY hairy?'

Arcan walked out laughing to himself

[Klutu]

Haha Loved it!! :D

whys my foot hairy and Deformed now :P

[_Enio_]

Im IN :D
/me dances :P

nice man, i really like em :P

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Haha Loved it!! :D

whys my foot hairy and Deformed now :P

because i plain just dont like you dude :P xD

/me writes a whole story of Arcan raping Klutu xD

[Jippy]

Gawyn that is great stuff, dont forget that Gage the Decapitator (Jippy) followed SoL like a puppy dog...

[King_Of_Angmar]

I chuckle every time i see arcan going on about his drink :P Well written man, good stuff.

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Gawyn that is great stuff, dont forget that Gage the Decapitator (Jippy) followed SoL like a puppy dog...

I thought you just quit, why was i not informed of this by a certain someone

/me punches fleetfoot in the back of the head

[Yawney]

So that's where he come from... Gonna watch your every move from now on. :P

You too Jippy? Life in Alsius used to be so much easier...

[Jippy]

Gawyn, not fleets fault, we played at different times... my new clan (Klutu's) makes sure we don't have alts... But others in IRC knew I changed realms...

[Jippy]

Yawney, in Alsius being a barb is great fun, we are a realm of warriors!!!

I have at least 5 warriors by my side at any given time...

Regards.

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Truly excellent honey, er maybe you could turn your hand to writing instead of being a copper :P

nah i'd never make money off this could you imagine the publisher. Gawyn Trakkand!? Klutu? asdf??? dark barbarian wtf kind of names are those get out of my office

[Comp]

wOOt - I'm in a story XD

Awesome read I really enjoyed it.

[ArchmagusArcana]

Very nice work man. I dont get to the inn much or i would have read sooner, a friendly clanmate clued me in. You got me pegged 100% about my drinks. DONT F*CK WITH MY DRINKS!!

Again, very nice work, thanks for the very nice inclusion in such a great story!

[Mrreality13]

well done :beerchug:enjoyable read

[Fauno]

nice ONE congrats!!!!


:D


EL FAUNO
REGNUM RA Server
Centinelas Nocturnos

[Kyrottimus]

*Kyrottimus shuffles into the room with a half-eaten turkey sandwhich in one hand and looks at everyone gathered around Klutu's bedside*

Kyrottimus: Hey everyone. What's up?

Arcan: Hey f***face, where have you been?

Kyrottimus: In some kind of a coma, I guess. Oh hey Klutu, you're awake. How's it going? That Great Flamberge workin' out for ya ok?

*Klutu waves and nods in affirmation*

Arcan: >.> .......

Compost: <.< .........

Enio: *facepalm*

Ultimate: o/

Eloot: ptptptptptptptptpt

Jippy: lolwut?

Saint Saryad: oO

Adena: xD

Solomon Dean: *chugs his drink*

Lumiya: *clears throat*

Igg-Bane: >.<

Mattdoesblock: *blocks*

Cricket: *chirp chirp*

Kyrottimus: Ok then, I'll return to being incapacitated again, I guess. Later everyone.

Cricket: *chirp chirp*

*Klutu waves*

*Kyro finishes munching on his sandwich, waves and exits the room*

[Comp]

Oh if the world could see into the conversations that exist within clan chat in Alsirian Legion.....

There's alot of....

Klutu: "Awe man I went down hard during that fight...."
Solomon Dean: "Yeah I went down hard....on your momma"

That pretty much sums it up XD

[Klutu]

lol wtf xD

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

*Kyrottimus shuffles into the room with a half-eaten turkey sandwhich in one hand and looks at everyone gathered around Klutu's bedside*

Kyrottimus: Hey everyone. What's up?

Arcan: Hey f***face, where have you been?

Kyrottimus: In some kind of a coma, I guess. Oh hey Klutu, you're awake. How's it going? That Great Flamberge workin' out for ya ok?

*Klutu waves and nods in affirmation*

Arcan: >.> .......

Compost: <.< .........

Enio: *facepalm*

Ultimate: o/

Eloot: ptptptptptptptptpt

Jippy: lolwut?

Saint Saryad: oO

Adena: xD

Solomon Dean: *chugs his drink*

Lumiya: *clears throat*

Igg-Bane: >.<

Mattdoesblock: *blocks*

Cricket: *chirp chirp*

Kyrottimus: Ok then, I'll return to being incapacitated again, I guess. Later everyone.

Cricket: *chirp chirp*

*Klutu waves*

*Kyro finishes munching on his sandwich, waves and exits the room*

maybe next time you could write your hints on a sledgehammer next time and merely hit me in the face with it kyro :P

[Kyrottimus]

maybe next time you could write your hints on a sledgehammer next time and merely hit me in the face with it kyro :P

Actually I was merely being facetious regarding the fact that I now really can't play or be around due to the fact that my good pc's mobo fried, and warring on a 9 year old machine just isn't practical. And since 1.0.8 dropped the client freezes and crashes after about 2 minutes of standing there waiting for the RAM/Cache to clear (or whatever). It was sort of a joking narrative to my absence from pretty much everything lately, and in a way making fun of the fact that I really won't be around in-game anymore until my computer problems are resolved.

At the same time I was throwing some friendly jabs at my clan-mates for some of their more commonly-known responses or just nonsensical humor.


And btw, you should know by now, I don't use a sledgehammer, I use a Great Claymore xD

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Actually I was merely being facetious regarding the fact that I now really can't play or be around due to the fact that my good pc's mobo fried, and warring on a 9 year old machine just isn't practical. And since 1.0.8 dropped the client freezes and crashes after about 2 minutes of standing there waiting for the RAM/Cache to clear (or whatever). It was sort of a joking narrative to my absence from pretty much everything lately, and in a way making fun of the fact that I really won't be around in-game anymore until my computer problems are resolved.

At the same time I was throwing some friendly jabs at my clan-mates for some of their more commonly-known responses or just nonsensical humor.


And btw, you should know by now, I don't use a sledgehammer, I use a Great Claymore xD

Either way keep your eye out for the next story (either tonight or tomorrow) your in the next one ^^

[Immune]

* Immune wonders if he is gonna be in a story :p

Keep them coming, they're pretty good.

[Kyrottimus]

Either way keep your eye out for the next story (either tonight or tomorrow) you're in the next one ^^

¿Que? Mi hermano es no aqui! Esta trabajan!

*Kyrottimus dives into the fort of stacked couch-cushions he made and seals off the entrance with a haphazard throw-pillow*

:superpusso:

[survive]

great addition again .. keep it up :drinks:

and i am not sure that you are not watching our general chat in the wz... you really are kinda nailing the characters...

and hey Kyro long time no see, wb... again.. and your clan chat is kinda that way in general in the wz too K

either way... keep the great stories coming

[UmarilsStillHere]

Hes a spy!! :sifflote:

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

>.< sorry guys. i promise that the new story will be up today i've just been staring at word and ended up writing 'he spilt my drink' 10,000 times. Basically i have written the third part 8 times now and i am now starting from scratch, blame kyro :P

[Kyrottimus]

Basically i have written the third part 8 times now and i am now starting from scratch, blame kyro :P

*Kyrottimus shaves his face with plastic silverware as penance for his misconduct*

I was just bein' a smartass! I meant nothin' by it!! I can haz to aporogize!

...sowwie...

[Mbwana]

lol, I REALLY like these stories!

great job

[Threno]

Just a quick update here.

Gawyn has the next story ready, but sadly his net is out atm, so he can't upload it :(

P.S. If anyone works for orange tech support and wants to help out, drop me a pm ;)

[_Enio_]

aww shit, im checkin in here 5 times evry day XD
*me shoots some fixing arrows into some orange tree*

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Hey guys sorry about not posting but Orange (my ISP) is really yanking my chain and it may be sorted today but could possibly take 2 days more :( will keep you all updated but the good news is the next two stories are written and ready to be posted unfortunatly my local Library doesnt allow me to spend hours here typing them out :(

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Sorry for double posting but ALL IS FIXED hope you enjoy the new story ^^

Klutu gripped his sword firmly knuckles whitening, Training wasn't quite like this in Syrtis, there they just beat on poor creatures and where then considered great warriors. The two barbarians faced each other in the snowy field, wind blowing hard against both their flanks neither losing any balance. Arcan watched with Enio and Compost, Arcan looked towards the other two.
'10k gold says stump foot gets t-bagged.'
Enio and Compost looked at each other then at Klutu then back to Arcan
'sorry Arcan i'm not the eager to split with the gold ive got.'
All three laughed and watched the fight.

Klutu heard their laughter, he wasn't put off by it he was encouraged more to fight and win. His sword matching his opponents they met with loud cracks in the cool air. As they grated off each other the sparks flew dancing on the snow slightly before dying. The barbarians danced their deadly dance, neither holding back but neither wounded yet, their skill with the sword accounted for that. They danced circles around each other their blades flourishing deadly yet beautiful their dance in the sno....
'fuck that i'm done A i'm too lazy to kill you and B the narration is getting a bit gay and flowery'
...er sorry i was jus.....
'no one cares about how pretty and deadly our fighting is they wanna know if Klutu spills my guts'
...err....ok. The opponent barbarian exhausted from the fight held up his hands and sheathed his blade bowing to Klutu.
'You fight pretty good for a short stack and i'm shattered so congratulations I Kyrottimus welcome you in the Alsrian Legion. Once you are ready we go to war.'
Klutu took the time to have a little celebration and a dance. Kyrottimus walked over to Arcan, Compost and Enio. Arcan broke in before anyone had a chance to talk
'You got your ass kicked by the new guy!'
Compost and Enio looked at each other
'should have taken the bet.'
Kyrottimus shrugged and lent against the wall
'He is a good fighter and i didn't want to mess up my hair thus i let him win. Look the kids happy see he's dancing.'
Arcan saw this and took advantage.
'What kinda shit assed dancing is that Stumpy? All your doing is walking back and forward pointing a bit waving your arms and looking over your shoulder. You look like a retard'
Klutu smiled and shouted back
'Thats the nicest thing you have ever said to me i only 'look like a retard.'
The others laughed including Klutu and Arcan turned and walked away.

Yenro was walking through the Alsian forests, Shadows where thick and it was getting dark he was on the track of a female warrior. The tracks weren't big enough for Alturian or Molok so that left Dark elf, skellics, or half elf. Yenro walked on keeping an eye out for tell tail signs of the path they took cautiously he followed. Something caught his eye he bent down to have a look, a different shaped leaf in a pine forest it belonged to a Syrtian tree. He got up and looked around, there was nothing no trail no broken twigs no footprints in the snow, Yenro became uneasy. A couple of seconds later, the Snow behind him errupted a small warrior female stood there. In an instant Yenro turned but was too slow to do anything. She brought her enormous hammer down into his kneecap inverting it. Yenro let out a shriek of pain and crumpled to the floor. The woman stood on his shoulder pinning him to the floor hammer raised above her head she looked at Yenro with cold unmerciful eyes.
'Where is Slayer of Light.'
Yenro looked at her those eyes taking him in, the fury, cold fury behind them.
'I dont know of any Slayer of Light'
She brought the hammer down smashing it into his shoulder immediatly his shoulder and collar bone crunched and Yenro made another piercing shreik of pain. He spoke once more.
'Even if i did know i wouldn't tell you your gonna kill me anyway.'
The woman stared at him and said nothing. The last thing Yenro saw was the hammer coming down into his face. Yenro was no more.

Klutu was dressed and ready for battle his armor gleamed, his newly forged sword almost a duplicate of the Satarco he once carried. Klutu walked on with the group as they marched toward Aggersborg fort, Ignis had temporarily taken the fort and the Alsian Legion was answering the call to war. They needed to know numbers of what they where dealing with, as if he had heard Klutu's thought Immune the blue appeared next to them
'4 warriors 5 archers and 5 mages a tough crowd to beat by the looks too.'
The hunter vanished as suddenly as he had appeared. They stood in front of Aggersborg fort wall now they could see their Archers lined on the wall.
Arcan was humming to himself as he walked forward he came forward with two other warlocks Renyo and Fcelka Drson. Arcan started singing.
'5 red iggies standing on the wall, 5 red iggies standing on the wall and if 3 hardcore locks where to.....'
Lighting, fire and ice erupted from the mages staffs, followed by volleys from Immune, Enio and Compost they soon cut through the archers you could hear some harsh sounds coming from the wall and then the attack stopped and Arcan continued singing
'there'd be no red iggies and no fucking wall'
Compost spoke up
'we got 4 of them Latem and Orion Ignitas where killed in the first sultar and by myself and Enio not sure about Ignitas actually he seemed to trip and fall off the wall. The second sultar weakend the other 3 and the last sultar killed Greenbolt and Tresta, Clings escaped'
Enio tapped Compost
'Heads up their warriors are coming'
Klutu unsheathed his sword at last ready for a fight

Fighting Irish, Drylock, Llayne and Pakos charged for them followed closely by Orimae fionn, Plunder, Surfacing, Anthor and Naomii. Arcan looked at the on coming horde.
'We're screwed.'
Klutu gripped on to his sword tighter like it was a support to stop his legs carrying him in the opposite direction. He stared down at the oncoming army until his gaze was broke by the strangest thing he has ever seen the mages at the back 3 of them had been hit by something and where soaring through the air Anthor actually flew over their heads. A young barbarian dwarf by the name of Rumple Foreskin saw the opportunity of confusion and went for the attack unfortunatly Pakos saw this and knocked him off his feet the other ignis warriors drove their weapons through him an instant later. The shellshock had stopped for Klutu and Kyrottimus they charged in the others quick on their heals Kyrottimus looked over his shoulder and shouted to a couple of knights behind them.
'Ultimate you take Pakos, Lust on Llayne i'll take Irish Klutu you take Drylock.'

The battle went by as it seemed in slow motion Drylock made a mistake early on and misbalanced himself Klutu took the advantage and moved to the side slashing as he went Drylocks innards spilt to the floor just as an arrow flew past Klutu and into the head of Plunder.
'Thanks Enio'
Enio winked back at Klutu and turned to aquire a new target. an arrow smacked straight into the side of Enio's neck he put his arm up to the wound and clutched at it blood already forming at his mouth Klutu looked around to see a smiling badly burnt Clings.
'You idiots forgot about me!'
Klutu withdrew his sword and threw it at the marksman his smile wiped off his face replaced by shock at the enormous sword petruding from his chest. A thunder crack sound and Ultimate was sent back into Klutu knocking the wind out of him. He looked around he could see Renyo clutching a wound a nasty burn possibly given to him by Plunder. Arcan was standing just with the support of his staff he was exhausted and one of his horns had the top half missing. Kyrottimus was clutching a wound to his chest a nasty slash in a diagonal across his breastplate Fighting Irish was armless and missing a leg rushing at kyrottimus.
'oh geez, seriously what you gonna do bleed on me'
Kyrottimus deftly swung his sword cutting Fighting Irish in half vertically.
The battle against the Ignis insurgents was won but not without casualtys. Arcans horn was damaged, Fcelka Drson had lost a glove and worst of all Kyrottimus' hair was slightly asque oh crap forgot about Enio yeah he was dying too that was almost as bad.
Klutu turned to see Enio twitching Compost trying to mask the wound with something Lust shouting for a Conjurer again the slow motion shellshock had kicked in until the form of Kyrottimus flew over Klutus shoulder and landed in a heap behind Enio
Compost got up and roared
'What the FUCK! now!!?'

There stood the a small woman with a huge hammer
'Hello SoL'

Compost looked at Klutu and Klutu gulped
'Who is she Klutu'
Klutu shook his head and sighed
'It's Faith'

[UmarilsStillHere]

:D Great :D

I guessed the Sol/Faith rivalry would show up at some point, what was it about 200 fights in the arena? xD
Sorry Yerno :o

[Jippy]

Another great read... Meh wants more stories!!! There endless story lines in RO, keep up the good work.

Regards,

[jbhero]

Awesome stories Gawyn, please carry on :drinks:

[Recoil]

Good to see new faces

[_Enio_]

Aww nice one! Great i love your style! ( ah btw,dont forget to bring Yenro back >.<) XD
Honestly you gotta do more of them, much more :D

[Comp]

Aww nice one! Great i love your style! ( ah btw,dont forget to bring Yenro back >.<) XD
Honestly you gotta do more of them, much more :D

Enio - your bleeding in my arms...and your worried about Yenro :O

[UmarilsStillHere]

Yerno is dead, Enio is dying... wait hang on, they are the same person, paradox! :p

[Angelwinged_Devil]

that's just how much eino sucks :p

[Klutu]

lol very Nice! as always :)



i was wondering who this short chick with the hammer was xD


P.S it was like 500 times in the Arena xd

[UmarilsStillHere]

i was wondering who this short chick with the hammer was xD


:O you know another short hammer chick then? :sifflote:

[Klutu]

:O you know another short hammer chick then? :sifflote:

well i was thinking of a Dwarf chick but there arnt that many :p least with a hammer :D

[UmarilsStillHere]

well i was thinking of a Dwarf chick but there arnt that many :p least with a hammer :D

Even less killing Yerno, or maybe not(?) :p

[survive]

HooRah! Rumple got an honorable mention, and a swift death...
Mass Confusion, Charge, Sneak Attack, Horrible Death... i see my tactics have been noted :bananajoy:

Seriously.. great stories.. keep em comming.. look foward to them to pass the lag.. ermm... time of day :p

i keep checking this post as much as i used to check Piz's comic.. (hint, hint, nudge, nudge)

keep up the great work :metal:

[Klutu]

HooRah! Rumple got an honorable mention, and a swift death...
Mass Confusion, Charge, Sneak Attack, Horrible Death... i see my tactics have been noted :bananajoy:

Seriously.. great stories.. keep em comming.. look foward to them to pass the lag.. ermm... time of day :p

i keep checking this post as much as i used to check Piz's comic.. (hint, hint, nudge, nudge)

keep up the great work :metal:

Wrinkled Foreskin was epic! those 10 seconds he was there! xD

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

It has come to my attention that i am quite unfair to Ignis (sorry, well to a few of you anyway) I will try to come up with a few stories from my good ol'days as an Ignian Knight of team pwnie BUT the reason i try not to touch entirely on Ignis in the present as there are some frictions between myself and some of Ignis. This by no way means i dislike everyone in Ignis but i do not wish to offend anyone and have this thread degrade into a flame war as people seem to enjoy these stories (God knows why!?).

But if anyone by all means wants to post a horus story about ignis i believe Godot has made a thread for them. Will think about making an Ignis story but i do appologise but for flame based reasons the Individual stories (like the first one) may be the best you get rather than a realm based one, Sorry :/

On the other hand you'll just have to wait and see what happens to Enio and throughout this story the characters are mortal (sorry Enio, Yenro is killing grinders in the sky now) and will not return once killed i think this makes for more exciting fight scenes and more Epic demises.

[Immune]

Awesome I was there for like 20 seconds... but I was invisible most of the time it seems.

Well, I do love my camoflage :sifflote:

Anyway, keep going, I want more epicness!

[ArchmagusArcana]

You captured my surliness....are you hiding in clan chat :D


Fine fine addition, i greatly look forward too the next installment, keep them coming!


Edit: Damnit, i hit the wrong key and may have by accident sent you red karma (i hit enter instead of shift) Sorry if i did, i meant green, and also meant to sign it. /sigh. Not a good day for me and my keyboard.

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

You captured my surliness....are you hiding in clan chat :D


Fine fine addition, i greatly look forward too the next installment, keep them coming!


Edit: Damnit, i hit the wrong key and may have by accident sent you red karma (i hit enter instead of shift) Sorry if i did, i meant green, and also meant to sign it. /sigh. Not a good day for me and my keyboard.

lol no it was green ty. Next story is ready just checking through grammer spelling etc. Then will post it prolly sometime tomorrow there are advantages to your internet being down

[Altara]

I think I enjoyed your first story the best,
The darkness and Gritt, added a nice touch.

As for the comedy I feel abit left out,
as I have no Idea who alot of he people are
Otherwise, very good : ]

[ArchmagusArcana]

I am Arcan, the surly drunken warlock. :) Very good capture of my personality. :D

[Kyrottimus]

I think I enjoyed your first story the best,
The darkness and Gritt, added a nice touch.

As for the comedy I feel abit left out,
as I have no Idea who alot of he people are
Otherwise, very good : ]

I'm Kyrottimus, I like long walks on the [inner] beach [killing stuff] and am an Aquarius. I dig the color blue and am a part-time smartass and full-time jackass.

Maybe you don't know most of us that well because lately the story has been about Alsius... so, come join us in the land of snow, mountains and great fun in the art of imbibing libations!! :metal:

And bring Gawyn with you xD

:sifflote:

[survive]

Wrinkled Foreskin was epic! those 10 seconds he was there! xD
rofl (you are always with the wrinkle ) .. ty ty ... Rumple takes a bow :wiggle14:

...and throughout this story the characters are mortal ... and will not return once killed i think this makes for more exciting fight scenes and more Epic demises.

:eek24: Wha.. wha....what? He was so young... gone so fast... long before his time... *sniffle* ... HEY, a dwarf cant get a rez in this mofo? Who does Klutu have to blow for a vertically challenged individual to get a rez in this bitch? When did smartass-ness quit getting perks?

Awesome I was there for like 20 seconds... but I was invisible most of the time it seems.
Well, I do love my camoflage :sifflote:

Great job Immune, just remeber all those discussions on the red sands of RA about hunters, and BE EPIC... and on a side note... lose the pet already, I thought i told ya, NINJA, FTW... you got to represent!!! Dont be a Rumple! xD

and keep em coming Gawyn, really enjoyable... on a side note aswell, could you kindly remove your boot from my rectum in combat... there is no need to continuly mudhole-stomp the midget bwahaha

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

on a side note aswell, could you kindly remove your boot from my rectum in combat... there is no need to continuly mudhole-stomp the midget bwahaha

BE EPIC!! xD

[Pakos]

very good :metal:

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Ok dude new story time this one is slightly different as in it picks up from where the last one set off. Enjoy!! :)

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Faith walked slowly rolling her hips with a mischevious grin toward the shocked line of alsrians.

'I've come to give you one more chance to come back to Syrtis before i kill you and your friends here'
Klutu looked a bit puzzled
'Faith we know your good but your outnumbered here if i dont kill you the others will.'
Faith unlooped her hammer and set the weight of it down on the floor next to her. It was different to her usual hammer its green tinges throughout the metal as it touched the ground the grass around it seemed to die and the bits of snow melted. Faith winked at Klutu
'Bulgaro sends his love'
Klutu sighed
'you have got to be fucking kidding me'
Faith let out a laugh after all she wasnt a monster
'I plead with you SoL come back to Syrtis i dont want to have to do this'
Klutu walked toward faith and stopped about 5ft away from her
'Syrtis will not win this war why dont you come with me'
Faith almost fell back laughing holding her sides she abruptly stopped
'oh you where being serious, look at them SoL have you ever seen a bunch of inbred halfwits who are completely inebriated constantly'
Arcan piped up then
'I resent that, i'm not inbred'
Faith gave Arcan a sidelong look then focused her attention back on Klutu
'Very well you seem to have made your choice. I'm sorry to have to do this SoL'

Faith Grabbed the top of the hammers handle and with one hand swung it in an arc into her other hand. Klutu had to move his head back to stop it being knocked off his shoulders. Immune the Blue threw Kyrottimus's sword to Klutu.
'You'll need this'
A moment later he jumped towards faith, his sword swinging toward her chest. Faith once again planted the hammer into the ground and swung around on the upright handle, avoiding Klutu s attack she spun around the entire handle and kicked Klutu in the back of the head, sending him sprawling on the floor. Faith used the momentum of her swing, to handstand on the top of the handle. Faith let out a roar and from the handstand she fell toward Klutu bringing the hammer with her in an arc. Klutu rolled and the hammer struck the ground next to him the shockwave threw him into the air, he managed to awkwardly land on his feet. The ground around the strike surged and started to ripple out from the strike the shockwave hit Aggersborg wall, it crumbled leaving a V shaped break in one side of the walls. Klutu ran again towards Faith carrying his sword to the side he swung narrowly missing her mid section she jumped back but Klutu has followed the attack up with a hit from the pummel of his sword hitting her solidly in the Jaw she hit the floor blood trickling from her mouth she stumbled back
'glad to see you havent gone soft in your time here, no more holding back. It's time i ended this'
Faith kicked the weight of the hammer from where it rested it swung up in an arc connecting with Klutus chin, the blow was like being hit by a dragon. his feet left the floor and blood sprayed from his mouth he arched backwards hiting the floor and being unable to move the world spinned and white flecks danced across his vision he tried to look around but things where focusing and unfocusing constantly. Klutu vomited and slowly got to his hands and knees he saw that Faith was standing next to him
'I'm so sorry SoL'
Faith raised the hammer above her head to finish Klutu she started to bring the hammer down when Arcan tackled into her hard
'Run Stumpy! Run'
faith grabbed the Utghar and hit him very square in the chest with her hammer Arcan grunted but didn't fly through the air he just let out a shallow breath and fell to the floor in front of Faith
'Arcan!'

Klutu got to his feet the world still heaving from side to side he planted his feet firmly in the ground his anger building he roared the air around him seemed to waver as if it had been heated he barely heard anything but the blood rushing through his head he could make out someone calling him as if speaking through glass.
Enio called Klutu again Po had turned up and he was batting him and compost off him trying to get the barbarians attention when Klutu did finally turn to him he plucked the necklace from his neck and took off the frost covered ring and threw both to him.
'Kick her ass'
Enio passed out and Po lent over his body chanting and white light illuminating from his hands.

Klutu caught the Dragon amulet and the Thorkul ring, he put them both on. The world ceased heaving instantly, he felt slightly rejuvinated and felt a cold fire run through his veins the ground froze slightly around his feet. Klutu charged faith prepared herself she kicked Arcan aside and prepared her attack she swung her hammer to meet Klutus charge. Klutu met her hammer with his blade, sparks flew when the weapons met Klutu stepped to the side bringing his knee into Faiths stomach. She gaped and Klutu span Faiths hammer dropped to the floor she rolled to one side, not fast enough to stop klutu opening a rent in her arm. Faith tried to pick up the hammer but her arm failed her, she couldnt lift it she ran up to the wall via the damaged slope in the wall. Klutu looked up at her. She smiled and unsheathed a smaller sword very thin she weilded it in one had again she put her arm behind back and produced a sheild.
'Come and get me'
Klutu ran up the other side of the V shaped rent and faced Faith across the gap. He turned around and started sprinting around the walls, Faith did the same both sprinting at each other blades trailing behind them both readied their attacks. They hit each others blades with an epic amount of speed and power both of them where thrown of balance, they fell from the wall they hit the floor hard but both immediately got back up running for the tower. Each of them matching their strikes hit for hit as they climbed the forts tower up the stairs. They got to the balcony Klutu stepped on the inside of Faith, pushing her against the low wall the drop would certainly of killed Faith if she fell. Klutu was pushing with all his strength against Faith. Faith got desperate she couldnt push him back so she brought her knee up hard and heard a crunch.
Klutu's face screwed up in pain and she hit him with the heal of her hand in his face, he stumbled back and caught himself before he fell down the centre of the tower. Faith ran into him her blade scoring a deep gash across his chest. Klutu regained composure and fought back, again they climbed the fort tower again matching each others strikes just alot more sluggishly now. They couldn't climb any further, at the top you could see almost to the bridge conecting Alsius to Syrtis. The fight got brutal on the roof both where exhausted and punching each other as well as using their blades. Klutu went for the finishing blow with his blade coming down in a diagonal Faith raised her sheild and blocked it, she thrusted the point of her sword into Klutus midsection. Klutu fell to the ground facing away from Faith, she raised her sword to finish off Klutu with a slash aimed to decapitate him. Klutu grabbed his sword and thrust it out behind him, Faiths mouth hung open in shock and Klutu removed his sword from her sternum she mouthed worlessly until something escaped her
'...SoL...'
Klutu peaked in his rage and shouted
'my name is Klutu!'
He followed his word with a sharp kick faith stumbled back and tripped on the wall and fell from the top of Aggersborg tower. Klutu looked over the side at the lifeless form of Faith at the bottom sprawled out across the floor. Klutu sighed and passed out.

Immune the blue walked up toward the corpse of Faith and looked down at her.
'Trip or fall anywhere, accident that wasnt your fault then maybe you should call Injury lawyers 4 U'

[UmarilsStillHere]

xD

I was thinking of making a fight animation at some point... I think I have my script ;)

'Trip or fall anywhere, accident that wasnt your fault then maybe you should call Injury lawyers 4 U'
The Syrtis army should have warned me a battle was a dangerous place to be!

[VandaMan]

Faith raised her sheild and blocked it

zomg a block?? lies.

[UmarilsStillHere]

I got 4 in a row with a level 8 sheild when fighting sol once xd

EDIT: Decided to do a quick scetch in paint of Faith in more Syrtian colours, heres how it ended up :o

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/7299/faithquickdraw.png (http://img300.imageshack.us/i/faithquickdraw.png/)

NGD! THIS is the green I want, not some pansy lime green!

Might do some better ones* of me and Klu fighting when I have some free time :p

*Ones that take over 5 mins :}

[Klutu]

the pt Shield Returns.. =o

wheres my pt Thorky sword im sure it could do something!! it could of Cut right threw faith's hair with all it's awesomeness >.>

[UmarilsStillHere]

the pt Shield Returns.. =o

wheres my pt Thorky sword im sure it could do something!! it could of Cut right threw faith's hair with all it's awesomeness >.>

Nah, my hairspray would stop it :sifflote:

[Immune]

Immune the Blue threw Kyrottimus's sword to Klutu.
Lol you made me, a hunter, throw a sword at him? That's just an accident waiting to happen.
'Trip or fall anywhere, accident that wasnt your fault then maybe you should call Injury lawyers 4 U'
Does death count as an injury...?

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Lol you made me, a hunter, throw a sword at him? That's just an accident waiting to happen.

Does death count as an injury...?

About as much as dismemberment by a flying sword does yes xD

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

The sun set on the far horizon as the long boat was filled with kindling and logs doused with pitch. Klutu looked onward toward the horizon as the funeral went on, It was cold but no one seemed to care, tears froze on the cheeks of some. Four men made their way toward the boat, carrying a body wrapped in pure white cloth. The body was placed upon a wooden plinth in the centre of the boat and the four men took their seats.
'When the fuck is this going to be over I need a drink.'
Klutu shushed Arcan by pressing his finger silently to his lips and frowning at him.
'What! I'm just saying the whole of Alsius is here I didn't even like the guy that much.... I mean OK he was pretty good in war sometimes but it's not like he ever bought me a drink'
Klutu lost his temper
'Jesus Christ man the guy died defending us HAVE SOME RESPECT!'
everyone was looking at Klutu and Arcan smiled to himself his body shook silently with laughter, Klutu heard whispers of “how disrespectful...” and “shouting at a funeral......” Klutu sat back down folding his arms
'Arcan you are such a douche.'
Speaking through fits of giggles Arcan replied
'I know.'

The procession went on and at last Gringgo took the stage.
'My fellow Alsians we are here to witness the passing of a great warrior and individual. This man this Giant amongst men was one of the finest of us all. He was so young... gone so fast... long before his time. Taken from us by the evil of this war. I'd like to thank Klutu and the Alsrian Legion for avenging his death and bringing peace to his soul. We'll all miss you Rumple you where one of the biggest personality's and a huge role model for us all. Rest in peace my friend' The boat was set free of its moorings and it floated to the horizon. Gringgo looked to Immune and nodded Immune and Compost let loose a flaming arrow each hitting either side of the boat the flames swiftly engulfed. Most of the Alsians stood and saluted the flaming boat.
A shriek filled the air and something got up off the boat and jumped into the water. Stunned silence filled the air everyone looked shocked some people threw up Arcan however was rolling on the floor unable to breath for laughing
'DID ANYONE SEE THAT!! AHAHAHAHA THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!'
Klutu delivered a swift kick to Arcans ribs and the Utghar was silenced mainly because he was now gasping for air
Enio nudged Klutu
'I think we beter leave'
Klutu nodded and picked up the wheelbarrow in front of him. Arcan got to his feet swiping a mirthful tear from his eye still chuckling slightly.
In the wheel barrow was a highly drunk and highly sedated Kyrottimus who was blubbering like a fool
'That was the most beautiful service I have ever seen.'
Klutu sighed and carried Kyrottimus's wheelbarrow who was still wailing and speaking gibberish.

Klutu sat in the bar drinking from a tankard of ale, Kyrottimus had now calmed down to drawn out whimpers, Arcan would still chuckle from time to time whilst drinking his mead and smoking a thin pipe, Compost and Enio played darts. All was as usual in Alsius again. Klutu couldn't get the image of faiths death out of his head as she fell from the tower, did Syrtis hate him so much that one of his Former best friends came looking for his blood and Gawyn Klutu had never seen him angry like that before he knew he could get angry but usually only if Gwynavere was involved never like that though. Something was going on.

At that instant the door to the tavern burst open and there stood a tall Nordo knight his armor gleaming in the sun outside, his face shadowed by the murkiness of the tavern, The silhouette of his helmet looked like Gawyns Klutu gripped the mace at his side. The knight spoke it defiantly wasn't Gawyn
'You guys need to come with me, We're going to Herbred fort.'

Arcan looked up from his mead and took the pipe out of his mouth.
'Ultimate, why so serious?'
We've found Yenros corpse in the forest next to a Syrtis leaf his head was missing.'

Kyrottimus stretched his arms and got up out of his wheelbarrow
'Aye well in that case lets go kick some ass'
Klutu looked stunned at Kyrottimus.
'YOU CAN FUCKING WALK!!'

Kyrottimus shrugged and chuckled just before Klutu punched him in the arm. Ultimate nodded.
''We Ride'
They left the tavern and Arcan quietly muttered
'your mother' before leaving.

Angel winged Devil led a pack of Syrtians on to the bridge connecting Alsius and Syrtis. He had a few companions with him Nightchill, Gawyn Trakkand, Gwynavere, Boomer, Blue angel and Syrtisa.

Gwynavere rushed forward, Gawyn trailed slightly behind her trying to stick by her side like a shadow. Her eyes scanned the treeline and the path
'Angel your not going to like this. We have about 30 goats headed straight for us'
Nightchill piped up at this moment.
'Great well done faggit you got us all killed. I thought I'd get blood with you on this mission but all I got was bent over and raped bet you'd like to do that to me bitch...'
Angel winged Devil grabbed Nightchill by the collar and pushed him to the wall.
'I'm going to do something I should have done a long time ago'
Angel winged Devil smiled as he relished the ideas that flew through his head. He licked the side of Nightchills face.
'yum tastes like..... Fear'
Angel winged Devil grabbed Nightchill by the bottom of his tunic and hurled him over the edge of the bridge. Nightchill screamed to his death. Angel winged Devil turned with a smile.
'Sorry about that now where were we ah yes..... run'
Gawyn dragged Gwynavere by the hand away from the tree line, she was searching for the best vantage point to kill people from. With an impudent look at Gawyn she sighed and allowed herself to be dragged. They reached the other side of a grassy verge. Gwynavere spoke.
'Everyone stop they are upon us, lie flat on your stomachs.'
Everyone did as they where told lying against the verge. Gwynavere produced a large tarp made of grass she threw it over them and vanished into the forest. Gawyn resisted the urge to follow but would blow all of their cover if he did.
'Now what.' Blue angel asked
Gawyn replied 'We wait, for war'

[_Enio_]

Awww great!
ahahaha "your mom" xD Soo true haha

[Kyrottimus]

Hahaha, great addition man. The 'your mother' part was pretty spot on with our canned sophomoric intra-clan retorts.

:thumb_up:

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

The 'your mother' part was pretty spot on with our canned sophomoric intra-clan retorts.

:thumb_up:

O.o er...... whut? Ty.... I think xD

[survive]

omg fkn hysterical... seriously... tears from laughing... the 'your mother' comment... and the funeral... jesuuussss.... you set him on fire... how much do you hate him? rofl.... no longer Rumpled, never was Wrinkled, but if he learns to swim... he will surely be Scarred Foreskin.... and Kyro... 'that was beutiful man'... laughing my literal ass off xD


these ARE really great! If you quit with them, expect the Goat Zerg to show up at your door, I know, you are thinking, but i have never seen a Goat Zerg, but if you quit, you will !!!! :cuac:

Great Job G! :metal:

[Jippy]

ummm, its actully "ur mom" Keep it up, I check the forums 3 times a day just to see if there are new stories...

Regards.

[Klutu]

lol just Epic!!

Rofl @ Kyro

[Recoil]

Needs more violence, sex and rhanya.

[Comp]

omg, the your mom stuff is RIGHT ON!!!

[Ulti19]

Gawyn, this stuff is brilliant XD Keep it up, very entertaining. And now that i think of it, your character is like the red version of mine, except it has a mustache :D

p.s

At that instant the door to the tavern burst open and there stood a tall Nordo knight his armor gleaming in the sun outside, his face shadowed by the murkiness of the tavern, The silhouette of his helmet looked like Gawyns Klutu gripped the mace at his side. The knight spoke it defiantly wasn't Gawyn
'You guys need to come with me, We're going to Herbred fort

I love how you made me out to be so epicly mysterious^^

[Kyrottimus]

Gawyn, this stuff is brilliant XD Keep it up, very entertaining. And now that i think of it, your character is like the green version of mine, except it has a mustache :D

Fixed it for ya xD

FWIW :sifflote:

[UmarilsStillHere]

Fixed it for ya xD

FWIW :sifflote:

In Game Gawyn is now painted Red and Orange, LieK IRON MaN!?! >:D

[Ulti19]

Fixed it for ya xD

FWIW :sifflote:

lol I meant the color of his armor:D

[Kyrottimus]

lol I meant the color of his armor:D

AHHHHhhhhh, ok then, my bad.


Ok well last time I saw Gawyn it was on Amun before 1.0.8 and he was all Jade/Sage Green colored (coloured for you Commonwealth folks) xD

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

http://www.regnumonline.com.ar/forum/showthread.php?t=43580&page=13

theres a picture of me on that thread page kyro ^^

anyway sorry this is later than previously mentioned (my laptop broke >.<) need a replacement power cable could take a week or so. This one is a bit longer than the others though so enjoy ^^

Gwynavere ran hard into the forest, taking some caution to make no sound. She ran a short while and climbed up a tall pine tree. Being able to see for miles gave her an awesome advantage. She could see all the way to Aggersborg fort,then make out over the tree tops the grey stone of Alsius's great wall. She looked for the zerg she caught glimpses of through the woods. They where quite a distance away from her hiding spot in the tree. she looked toward the bridge and the verge where she left the others, to tell the truth if she didn't know they where there she wouldn't have seen them at all.
The column of Alsians made their way to the bridge. Gwynavere tried to make out what they where up against. She scanned the lines starting from the front was two similarly dressed warlocks ,one was a small grey haired female the other a tall Utghar. Judging by the horns on the Utghar it was Arcan Heartsfang, the woman was Alsius's top warlock Rhanya. Whatever they where doing they meant business, taking the big artillery. Going further down the line the knights Ultimate, Asdaf and Scull. Further back and pretty obvious was Kyrottimus, in his dazzling blue armour. Then someone yelling at Kyrottimus she could almost make out what he was shouting, something about “wheelbarrow...” and “perfectly good legs”. Then it hit her who the one yelling was the shock made her almost fall out of the tree.
'...SoL, so you fight against us now...'
Gwynavere looked up a bit further just in time to see one of the archers aiming his bow toward her. She moved her head just in time, an arrow slammed into the tree next to her. A shallow cut on her cheek started to bleed.
'God damn that Enio.'
Gwynavere leapt from the tree to another, just as the previous tree erupted into flame and lightning struck it. Still Enios arrow kept coming hitting with accuracy, a gash on her shoulder was soon added to the scratch on her face.
'Shit this is going to be a tough one to get out of....'
Landing on the ground Gwynavere set off at a dead sprint she knew they where right behind her. Still Enios arrows where making dull thunks in the trees they simply didn't burst through. Gwynavere knocked an arrow and loosed it into the bushes around her, a yelp came from them and Suok the hunter fell to the ground clutching an arrow in his neck. Gwynavere kept running the flames from the first tree had spread rapidly, Now most of the forest was ablaze. She looked behind her stopping in her tracks, Enio walked through the flames his bow drawn and aiming straight at her. Enio let go of the arrow and it was as if in slow motion it made its way toward her chest. Gwynavere held up her hand and closed her eyes falling back. She felt an arm wrap around her waist and heave her to one side, her feet weren't touching the floor, someone was carrying her in the crook of their arm. She opened her eyes and saw Gawyn his red and gold armour being enhanced by the flames. Gawyn was crouched behind his shield, Gwynavere saw the splinters of Enio's arrow shattered by Gawyns shield.
'Thought I'd lost you...'
Gawyn ran with Gwynavere in the crook of his arm for a while, Enios arrows still making a smashing sound every time they hit Gawyns shield.
Gawyn put Gwynavere down and kissed her.
'Run I'll hold him off just run, AwD and the rest are waiting just over there'
Gwynavere looked at her lover in the flames his features where dark and heavy set, worry beset his face well underneath his permanent grimace of determination that was.
Gawyn unsheathed his spear and looked toward the flame.
'Run Gwynavere get the others fight in the dark we can win'
Gwynavere ran tears running down her face...

Kyrottimus and Klutu where walking cautiously through the forest, the flames blinding some views darkness covering others.
''This is useless, if compost and immune hadn't darted off when that hunter appeared we'd have at least some idea of where they where.'
Kyrottimus stalked through the forest, back to back with Klutu both their blades bared. Their eyes darting around the forest, jumping at movement that their eyes made up. A roar came from the trees and out of the flames jumped Prasutagus, out from behind a tree in the shadows came Ereinion Gil. Prasutagus came at Klutu with a cleaving slash from the leap. Ereinion came at Kyrottimus with a side swipe from his green tinted axe, the speed of it almost took Kyrottimus off guard.
'Jesus Christ you almost took my head off with that be a bit more careful next time you wanna get sued!?'
Klutu blocked the attack from Prasutagus, then retaliated with a kick to his gut. Prasutagus gasped and backed up against a tree, he got back up just in time to block a side swipe from Klutu. The two pressed their blades against one another, crossing their blade in front of each others chest.
Kyrottimus twisted his body turning his block into a vertical slash downward at Ereinion. Ereinion Gil simply stepped back and watched the attack miss. Ereinion stepped inside bringing his axe into a swipe at Kyrottimus's midsection. Without thinking the two barbarians turned back to back facing each others opponents. Klutu managed to parry Ereinions blow, Kyrottimus did the same with Prasutagus. Prasutagus smiled to himself and kicked Kyrottimus in the chest, he fell back into Klutu, Klutu was sent stumbling and hitting the ground. Ereinion Gil took advantage bringing his axe down. Kyrottimus saw this.
'Klutu look out!'
Kyrottimus lunged with his blade stopping Ereinions blow, but in turn was his final move. Prasutagus used the advantage, he stabbed his blade through Kyrottimus's spine and out through his sternum. Klutu raged and thrust his blade upward going through Ereinions chin, then through the roof of his mouth blood sprayed like a fountain covering Klutu and turning Kyrottimus's armor red. Kyrottimus fell to the ground and Klutu kicked Ereinion to one side, He got to his feet and faced Prasutagus. Prasutagus grinned with malice.
'Your mine now Klutu.'
Klutu gripped his blade gritting his teeth. They charged at each other, just before they crossed blades flame engulfed Prasutagus. His skin melted off his bone and he screamed up until all that was standing was a blackened charred skeleton bearing his white hot metal armor, the bone formed to ash around them.
Rhanya stepped from the flames the flames enveloped her fists and swirled in a vortex around her she seemed to glide into the clearing. In the blink of an eye she was back to being a normal looking woman again.
'hmm Kyro looks like he's had better days'
Klutu knelt against Kyrottimus. Klutu couldn't believe he wasn't dead but he was bleeding heavily he didn't have much left. Rhanya knelt looking at his wounds she shook her head slowly.
'I'm sorry...'
Klutu grabbed one of Kyrottimus's hands looking him in the eye.
'You hang in there Kyro your not gonna fail on me now'
Kyrottimus smiled and chuckled his last words
'That's.... what... your... m..m..mother..said last..... night'
he smiled and then gasped as his last breath escaped him.

Gawyn faced Enio and sprang toward him with a cry. He closed the gap but Enio darted through the trees Gawyn tried to keep up but the marksman kept running around the trees. Enio got an arrow off at Gawyn he deflected it with his shield and it hit the flaming tree behind him. The tree groaned and started to fall Gawyn dived and dodged the tree, it crashed and the flames jumped out onto other trees. The light turned to orange around him no shadow lurked around them any more. He saw Enio dazed by the fallen tree. He took the advantage and used a surprising path to get to him he ran along the fallen flaming tree and jumped in front of Enio. Enio looked surprised and Gawyn smashed his shield into Enio's face. Blood sprayed against his armour and Gawyn kicked Enio to the ground. Gawyn placed his spear onto Enios throat and looked around. All around them were walls of flame there was no escape for any of them. Gawyn sheathed his spear and kicked Enio's bow into the flames.
'DUDE THAT WAS AN EVENDIM BOW!'
Gawyn shrugged and took off his helmet and threw off his badly dented shield
'We're both as good as dead and to be perfectly honest if I'm going to die burning to death, I'd rather not give you the easy way out.'
Enio looked at him then shrugged and grimaced.
'How very thoughtful of you'
Gawyn started removing his metal armour, which was starting to glow. He produced two large cigars, a large branch fell just next to Gawyn and he lit the cigars on its flames and offered one to Enio.
'No thank you, those thing will kill you.'
Gawyn stared astonished at what Enio just said, he gestured around them
'I'm pretty sure Cancer wont kill you as fast as this fire will'
Enio shrugged and took one of the cigars.
Arcan passed over a flask of mead.
'drink?... Cigar for me have you young padawan?'
Gawyn took the flask and drank deeply then back tracked
'aww... shit'
Gawyn rolled forward picking up his spear, he pointed it at Arcan. The Utghar stood as if a knight with nothing to lose wasn't pointing a spear at his throat. Arcan pointed his staff at Gawyns face, his expression turned deadly serious.
'Ignis are running through the forest, you should find your beloved hunter before something nasty happens'
Gawyn looked shocked. Arcan shot a jet of ice from his staff over Gawyns shoulder, extinguishing a path in the direction Gwynavere ran.
'Go gwasshopper, meet your destiny you must. My best give your mother, Good lay she was. Right that is, your father I am'
Gawyn glowered at Arcan
'such a douche.. thank you for you generosity Arcan.'
Gawyn set off at a run in the same direction as Gwynavere.
Arcan turned to Enio.
'that's what his Mom said last night'
He handed Enio his bow he retrieved from the flames, both of them set off in the opposite direction.

Gwynavere ran hard through the forest, leaving Gawyn behind tears blinding her. She hit something hard and fell back. She looked up and saw a huge Molok staring back at her. Hated towered over Gwynavere and was a bit taken aback when she slammed into him. He swung his blade above his head, Gwynavere knocked an arrow and loosed it in a panic it hit Hated in the thigh but the barbarian kept swinging. Gwynavere rolled and the blade struck the ground kicking up soil. Hated grimaced in anger and scored his blade across the ground, Gwynavere sat up and rolled forward blade just missing her head and cutting off her ponytail at the back. When Gwynavere came out of the roll, Hated was already on top of her blade about to strike a death blow. There was a quick “thunk thunk” and hated fell to the side two arrows protruding from his neck. Kacper emerged from the darkness.
'Hey Gwyn, not interrupting anything was I'
Gwynavere hugged Kacper with gratitude.
'Gawyn needs our help, he was fighting Enio last I saw'
Gwynavere set off and Kacper grabbed her arm.
'Gwyn all of each realm is in this fight. Ignis saw the flames our scouts saw hundreds of them crossing PN, they are swarming all over this area. If Enio didn't kill Gawyn they would have. I came in the Syrtis army. Alsius also has back up too.'
Gwynavere touched her hand to her lips more tears escaping her, Gawyn wasn't joking when he said war....

[King_Of_Angmar]

I really liked this one, probably your best writing so far :D great suspense.

[Kyrottimus]

:thumb_up: :clapclap: :clapping5365:


Excellent addition! Keep 'em comin!

[Mattdoesrock]

Wow, I'm genuinly impressed, great writing; great humour too. ^^

[Klutu]

Kyro Died xD

[Jippy]

'That's.... what... your... m..m..mother..said last..... night'
he smiled and then gasped as his last breath escaped him.

I frickin love it!!!

Regards.

P.S. Kyro, can I have your Armour? or does it get buried with you?

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Thank you all for your kind words i was worried most of all about posting this particular story.

A. it's not got as many jokes and
B. It's WAY too long

[Ulti19]

This one was really great :D you capture the realms characters really well, nice.

[Recoil]

This was great. Rhanya, check. Violence, check. Mom jokes, check :thumb_up:

[Pwnography]

lol,one word.....epic....

[UmarilsStillHere]

Irish, your Missing a [ on the end of your colour code in Sig :)

Story is great as ever ^^

[Pwnography]

lol thx i cant see my sig so...>.<

[UmarilsStillHere]

lol thx i cant see my sig so...>.<

Strange :o, You have sigs on right?

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

There will be no stories for a while..... I dont feel like writing

[Altara]

There will be no stories for a while..... I dont feel like writing

Are you alright Gawyn?
That seemed alittle.. sad

[Pwnography]

Strange :o, You have sigs on right?
yeah but i think i got it now thanks

[chris32finney]

I hope everythings ok (honestly i do) I like reading these stories, the only reason i check the forums now is to look for yours and Godots stories. Even if it involves "Hathor, Lil Hathy,Oracle,Orion Ignitas" getting butchered, or any of Ignis. In your next story, please add a few more ignis into them, i enjoy reading them as we all do. I just dont have the patience to sit down and think of these things, so thankyou for being the catherine cookson of regnum :eguitar:
p.s. In ignis you said you know me (irl) i still aint got a clue who you are.:confused:
p.p.s. I think you had better write another story soon or you will have a Regnum horde at your door lead by kailer and surakor.The goats will poop on your lawn,and ignis will play in your sandpit,and you may find Isemon humping that tree at the bottom of your garden.:metal:

[chris32finney]

I pay a guy a compliment and it gets totally overlooked, wont even bother to quote the email he just sent me.how sad.

[Flightcap]

/me reads:

There will be no stories for a while..... I dont feel like writing


...........


:crying1:

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

I pay a guy a compliment and it gets totally overlooked, wont even bother to quote the email he just sent me.how sad.

Please copy and paste this e-mail as i don't even have an E-mail with which to contact you or would i be interested in sending you an E-mail.

[_Enio_]

Nice Story Gawyn! Poor Kyro xD But he died with style^^

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Sorry it's been a long time coming and i should have posted sooner. Excuse the Itallian it was provided by Google translater so i appologise in advance to the Italians among us. Enjoy guys ^^

Gawyn rushed through the forest darting in and out of shadows. He had put his Armour back on by now but immediately felt uncomfortably alone, his armour wasn't exactly inconspicuous. Gawyn rushed ahead anyway knowing his love was in danger. Gawyn became aware he was not alone any more something was running alongside him unseen in the shadows.

Repoorteht was walking along through the flames seemingly uncaring. The flames dying before they touched him, he kept walking at a slow steady pace ignorant to the mayhem around him. The warlock sauntered on through thick swathes of flame, coming out untouched at the end. Repoorteht stopped as he walked out upon a couple of Alsius.

Enio spotted the warlock first, as he came through the flame. He aimed and loosed an arrow at him. It was aimed at his heart, the warlock merely waved a hand and the arrow shattered and exploded into a shower of sparks. Enio tapped Arcan on the shoulder.
'We got a problem.'
The warlock looked at them blankly, like a cat would regard a mouse.
'Come faccio a dire questo.... er... you cheeky fucker.... spero di averlo detto giusto o sembrero un idiota'
Arcan looked angry.
'Did he just call me an Idiot!'
Arcan raised his staff to Repoorteht and shot a jet of flame toward the warlock. Repoorteht, still lost in thought, raised a hand and a wall of ice stopped the flame dead. Repoorteht shook his head and stared at Arcan this time a bit more intently.
'Enio go get Klutu and Kyro, I'll deal with the Green.'

Arcan faced the warlock though he stood at least a head taller than him, the warlock merely stared at him with a quizzical look.
Arcan roared flame twisted around him, everything moving slower than him. The earth crept up his feet and soon anchored him to it, but not trapping him. Ice formed on his long strands of fur untouched by the vortex of flame around him. Arcan spun his staff above his head slamming it down to the ground in front of him. The earth split open, fire belched from the gap the wave of fire engulfing Repoorteht. The fire turned to an orb around the warlock, turning a searing bright white Arcan averted his eyes and the flame dissipated. Arcan looked but no sign of the warlock was to be found.
'Humph I expected more from the fabled Repoorteht. I think this calls for a celebration'
Arcan took out his flask of mead, as it touched his lips the wind roared around him. The next thing he felt his flask bring pried from his grasp.
'grazie per la tua generosa offerta.'
Arcan looked in shock at Repoorteht
'how the hell....'
Repoorteht took a drink from the flask and immediately spat it out. He threw the flask, it smashed on a flaming tree causing a small explosion.
'è disgustoso'
Arcan stared in disbelief, rage started to twist his expression
'You.... spilt..... my..... drink.'
Arcans flame vortex turned blue, lightning struck the ground around him, Arcan roared and the ground trembled. Repoorteht yawned and patted his mouth. He pointed his staff in Arcans direction the flame from the surrounding forest was immediately drawn to Repoorteht's staff. The flame curled around the length of the staff until all the flame from around them was concentrated into one small orb at the head of Repoorteht's staff. He thrust the staff forward, the orb lurched toward Arcan at amazing speed. The orb hit Arcan in the leg the explosion vaporizing it and sending the rest of Arcan into a tree. Arcan howled with the pain of his burning stump. Repoorteht sauntered over to Arcan, he raised his hands and hundreds of charred vines with inch long thorns on them wrapped their way around Arcans legs and hands.
'Dove si trova SoL'
'sorry..... didn't..... quite catch that.'
The Vines hoisted Arcan into the air so he was parallel to the ground, a good 10 feet up. The blood from his wrists and ankle pouring down the vines. They glistened in the darkness where the far away light of the flames caught them.
'Dove si trova SoL'
vines where worming their way out of the ground from underneath Arcan, slowly making there way toward his stomach.
'I told you I don't understand you.'
The vines pierced through arcans tunic and ripped a hole revealing his abdominal area. The vines punctured through his skin into his stomach, squirming around inside. The vines on his hands and ankle punctured his forearms and leg diving in and out of them, spiralling up his arms and legs as they did. Arcan howled in pain.
'Dove si trova SoL!'
'your going to have to speak up!'
Repoorteht grimaced and clenched his raised fist, the vines ignited and turned to flame.
'Dove si trova SoL!!'
'JESUS.... CHRIST.... YOUR MOTHER MUST HAVE BEEN ON SOME SERIOUS CRACK WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH YOU. EITHER THAT OR I FUCKED HER TOO HARD!'
Arcan wheezed and smiled a pained smile, that was the best he could do in his current situation.
Repoorteht cut the flames from the vines and waved his hand, the vines now dense and thick beneath Arcan.
Arcan's midsection ripped open his organs fell to the floor, the vines moved their way around them twisting around them they gripped with their lethal thorns. Arcan screamed louder now, coming from an Utghar it sounded very primal.
'Dove si trova SoL, Dove si trova SoL DOVE SI TROVA SOL!'
Repoorteht's voice took a demonic twist and he said.
'WHERE IS SoL!!'
Arcan gasped for breath pain being all he could realise at this moment. Vines started growing from out of his nostrils, ears and from around his eyes pushing them out of their sockets. Yet through all this he managed the strength to smile and utter his last words.
'Screw you gelf!'
Repoorteht looked emotionless and quizzical again, he cocked his head to one side and said in a very flat tone
'è ciò che tua madre ha detto ieri sera'
Repoorteht clenched his fist and the vines ripped themselves out of Arcan, skinning him. Arcan's skinless body fell to the floor writhing and arching the vines disappeared and vanished.
Repoorteht picked up Arcan's fleece and walked over to his still writhing body.
'This.... will make... one fine... robe.. one I wash it of course'
Repoorteht looked around and with a wave of his arms the flames returned to the woods and Repoorteht whistled as he walked.

Gawyn rushed ahead, tripping up and falling to the ground. A pair of hands picked him up he looked to see the tall figure of Fleetfoot and by his side Kaelee.
'Your lucky I found you Gay boy, Ignis have this place completely covered. Taras was with us as was Torian kel we lost them killed by their warlocks.'
Gawyn grabbed Fleetfoot by the front of his breastplate.
'What of Gwynavere have you seen her?'
Fleetfoot lowered his head and Kaelee let out a whimper but caught herself.
'I'm sorry Gawyn old friend, If the Ignis didn't get her the goats did.'
Gawyn walled himself in his own mind.
'Lead me to our Army I will find out who killed her and I will tear out their heart, as they have torn out mine'
Fleetfoot nodded, leading Kaelee by the hand he led the way
'Isemon is leading us. Maybe the war will end this day Gawyn let that rejoice in your heart'
Gawyn followed sure footed and steeled in determination.
'What heart...'

[Flightcap]

Craptastic! Arcan died! No more rages over spilt drink!! :cry:


LOL..Just kidding. Awesome addition to the storyline! This should be in book form. :D

[Recoil]

Pure win, I lold :thumb_up:

[survive]

JESUSSSS, Arcan.... what the hell did you do to get THAT death... Rumple only got murdered by a dogpile, & then set on fire while still alive (and may still be alive, if he remembered his floaties xD ) WTF did you do to get disembowled? :eek24:

Arcan, taken from us, just a short while before his liver gave out... we gather here today to pay tribute to a remarkable Caprinae... a Goat among men.... a true Hero of our realm... as he slips from this mortal core..... (looks at burial ship, and stutters), ... as he travels to Valh...
(whispers from side of mouth) psst.. guys... did ya check his pulse... yeah i see him, but did you check his fucking pulse.. i dont want another incident like last time... do you know how much shit the newspapers give you over setting fire to one fucking midget!?!? no you dont!, so check his godamn pulse! ... ok... (clears throat)
As this valient hero travels to Vahalla, that tavern in the sky... we salute his memory, with a toast of this (disgusting) mead....
(boat is launched... flaming arrows.... POOOOFFF!!!)
FUCK ME, NOW THATS A FIRE!!!! Bet that puddle that was left of Arcan was at least 80 proof....


just an idea for ya :metal:

[Pwnography]

:metal:
lol

[Silent_Shadow]

Great stories Gawyn lol. Were the vines and demonicy your ideas? If so awesome!

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Great stories Gawyn lol. Were the vines and demonicy your ideas? If so awesome!

yeah thought it up whilst i was angry one day i was a bit O.o after i actually wrote it

[REPOORTEHT1]

Yours story is awesome...But my english is very very bad.i have used the google translator for read it XD

[Outlander]

Great stories Gawyn, really intriguing. Also the italian shown in your last story was perfect, great work. Keep it up! :thumb_up:

[Mbwana]

this is great! I've missed the stories:bananajoy:

....
'Come faccio a dire questo.... er... you cheeky fucker.... spero di averlo detto giusto o sembrero un idiota'
Arcan looked angry.
'Did he just call me an Idiot!''
...

my favourite part xD

er, is Repoorteht immortal or something? I would have thought Arcan would have at least wounded him a little before being disembowled/skinned/turned into a robe

[Flightcap]

Maybe not immortal, but a warlock that can walk through a burning forest, shatter an arrow, deflect a powerful fire/ice attack, focus a forest fire into his staff, and kill an opponent with creeping ivy vines is gonna take some serious firepower to take down. :lightsabre:

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

lol the reason Repoorteht is Awesome in the stories is for the sheer amount of kills i've seen him get. I am in no doubt that Arcan could kill Repoorteht in game but I cant write

'Repoorteht cast sultars terror (5)'
'Arcan Heartsfang cast Lightning (5)'
etc. etc.

It's boring! :P

[UmarilsStillHere]

'Repoorteht cast sultars terror (5)'
'Arcan Heartsfang cast Lightning (5)'


As Arcan stood over the broken body of Repo, a hunter came out of camo and pwnt him in one hit, :sifflote:

[Pwnography]

As Arcan stood over the broken body of Repo, a hunter came out of camo and pwnt him in one hit, :sifflote:
lol meh its 2 hits....close ehnough? xD
( i know i have bad writing!:cuac:)

[UmarilsStillHere]

lol meh its 2 hits....close ehnough? xD
( i know i have bad writing!:cuac:)

Hehe :P

I remember playing a freinds hunter on Ra, At the mass pp2 ping-pong that goes on there was a barb on low Hp who ran to their back lines, I was in camo, killed him as he sat down and legged it, no one noticed :)

Though he did try target me A LOT for the next hour or so :)

[Pwnography]

hehe sweet
and for all you fools out there that use pets,look at the power of petless!!!

[Yawney]

Mind sharing your equipment? My best ensnare is like 600...

[Pwnography]

just an awsome bow,and the tenax ammy ^^

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Ok the next few stories are going to be heavily set around the events around individuals. Hopefully introducing some new chars. Enjoy guys ^^

The blaze was dying down the weather turning raviny. Gwynavere sat in her tent in the Syrtis camp just across the bridge connecting Alsius and Syrtis. She was lying on a makeshift wooden cot thinking of Gawyn no news has been heard of him. then again there was no news of anybody who was in the hunting parties that went, out or from AwD and the others looking for Faith. Gwynavere sighed and went out into the rain. She felt a strange warmth come over her out in the cold and rain.
'Gwynavere can i have a word in private?'
Gwynavere startled turned and saw Isemon. He was very tall nudging on seven and a half feet, his robe pristine white same with his hair the man seemed to glow. The mud and the rain never touched him, the warmth radiated from him. He wasnt covered in blood like the other conjurers who where healing. He touched her arm it tingled slightly where his finger tips touched, she allowed herself to be ushered into the tent she just left.
'Whats wrong Ise, Is there news of Gawyn?'
'I am afraid there isn't. i wanted to ask if you saw any signs of the traitor Slayer of Light.'
Gwynavere nodded
'yes he was marching with the alsrian legion.'
Isemon had an urgent intent in his voice
'Do you know if he has fallen in combat?'
Gwynavere shook her head and Isemon sighed.
'He is becoming a nuisance who knows what he told Alsius.'
Isemon bowed to Gwynavere.
'I must be going now fatal wounds dont heal themselves.'
Isemon smiled and walked from the tent.

Gawyn was walking through the dense forest, they had to take a few detours to avoid Ignis hunting parties. Fleetfoot led the way, Kaelee still in his hand gripping a bow and knocked arrow in the other. Gawyn could see fires faintly in the distance slowly ebbing away, leaving only blackend stalegmites of the former mighty pines. Gawyn whispered to Fleetfoot.
'we've been moving around for hours now i can hardly see anything, where are we'
Fleetfoot looked over his right shoulder grinned and spoke fairly loudly to Gawyn
'Dunno mate we're completely lost for all my guesses. No one around for miles by the looks as well'
Fleetfoot chuckled as he walked then his look became distant and expressionless.
'...but something is telling me to go this waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy'
the ground underneath Fleetfoot had given way and all that was left was a noise of him plummeting somewhere unseen. Kaelee let go of his hand instantly. Gawyn looked at her with mild shock.
'what i'm not plummeting to my death with him. Who do you think we are Romeo and Juliet.'
Gawyn shook his head and chuckled
'Fleet! You O.K?'
Silence fell for a moment and an almighty scream came from the hole
'SWEET MOTHER OF CRAP!!'
Kaelee and Gawyn looked at each other
'He's fine.'
Fleetfoot calmed down.
'God damn it i've sprained an ank.... whoa you guys might want to have a look at this.'
Kaelee rolled her eyes.
'Fleety if it's your penis. I'm not interested.'
Fleetfoot yelled back
'No it isnt my penis, but i like the way you think. It has the Symbols of Ignis, Alsius and Syrtis Engraved upon it and indents for something to be inserted into it... 3 on each side. Whats more it's kinda glowing.'
Gawyn and Kaelee looked at each other and Kaelee climbed onto Gawyns back Gawyn placed his sheild on his feet and slid down the side of the hole.
At the bottom Fleetfoot walked around a smooth column of stone. Around the column was a series of inserts about the size of two fists in sets of 3 above each set was a corosponding insignea to each realm. Strangest of all was it was glowing a strage bluish light and Fleetfoot seemed mesmerised by it.
'I've never seen anything like this...'
Kaelee seemed intriged to.
'what do you think it is.'
'No idea but i can't pysically touch it it pushes me back, It stings my face being just this close.'
Gawyn went closer Fleetfoot was right something was pushing them away from it, he was two feet away and the skin on his face began to heat and a sweat broke on his forehead. Gawyn steeled himself and pushed againt this force, it started to feel like his skin was burning slightly. He raised his arm to touch it the pain shooting up his entire arm felt like his hand was being mangled in a bears jaw. Still Gawyn pushed he let out a small scream until his fingertips brushed the surface.
Unimaginable pain pierced Gawyns head he clutched his head he couldn't see anything but bright white light. Clutching at his eyes Gawyn screamed, images started forming a monster like he had never seen. It was a towering beast of flame and ice thunderclouds circled its head and its eyes where like looking into pandemonium, all around it Horus was burning. Gawyn screamed some more this beast wasnt possible it couldnt exist. The light and the images abruptly stopped and all was in darkness.
'Did the light go out.'
Fleetfoots voice was shaking, he could here Kaelee crying.
'Gawyn... we tryed to stop you, you where too strong.... you've clawed out your own eyes'
Gawyn moved his fingertips to his eyes and felt a thick liquid
'At least i can never see the things i have seen in here again. Take me to Isemon'

Kaelee was amazed at the strength of Gawyn, she was repulsed though by what he just did. She now looked at the column as if it was the more dangerous than an Ignis zerg and this was only 10 feet away from her she wanted to get as far away from it as possible as soon as possible. Fleetfoot hopped around a bit shaking his ankle then put weight on it
'That should do... We'll travel much faster without Gawyns armor on him.'
Gawyn nodded and started to remove his breast plate and plated leggings keeping the under armor on. Kaelee had enough.
'How can you be like this! You just ripped out your own eyes and nothing not even a whimper...'
Fleetfoot looked at Kaelee and Gawyn smiled to himself and replied
'I don't know how to put this but to say, i dont feel anything anymore.'

They managed to climb their way to the top of the hole and Gawyn immediatly drew his spear.
'We're not alone are we...'
Solomon Dean and Torin Ironfist where waiting at the top. Torin spoke first.
'No your not alone Gawyn and you look like shit.'
Solomon dean chuckled and spoke to Fleetfoot
'Looks like your only ace isnt much of an ace anymore'
Fleetfoot and Kaelee drew their bows and aimed straight at the pair. Solomon Dean moved like a snake around Fleetfoot bringing the butt of his axe into his chin, Fleetfoot hit the floor blood trickling from his mouth. Torin kicked Kaelee and she stumbled back falling back down the hole into the darkness. Gawyn was flailing his spear wildly, he couldn't see them but the sounds of their feet on the undergrowth gave him a rough idea where they where. The back blade of his spear made contact with something, he heard Solomon Dean grunt and fall to one knee. Torin piereced Gawyns calf muscle with his own spear, Gawyn fell onto both knees.
'You lucky bastard you almost killed your hunter friend twice. Looks like your still a nuisance even blind'
Torin withdrew the spear but not before twisting it slightly. A voice came from the hole.
'You should have made sure i was dead midget!'
an Arrow came from the darkness of the hole piercing straight through Torins open gawking mouth and into the tree behind him. Torin jerked and flailed on the ground but was most definatly dead. Solomon Dean was already to his feet his axe ready to cleave Fleetfoot in half. A hand ran up Solomons armor and another hand touched his cheek slightly, Arwen caressed Solomons cheek and spoke softly in his ear.
'Sleep now Solomon...'
Solomons body just stiffened on the spot and his eyes rolled into the back of his head he fell to the floor.
'I hate how touchy feely sleep spells are, makes me feel all dirty. Kaelee hurry up and get up here we havent got time to dilly dally about ignis hunters have our track. Gawyn you've been worrying your poor lover sick she'll be glad to see you even in the state your in'
Gawyn turned to the sound of Arwens voice
'Gwynavere is alive!'
Arwen walked over and touched Gawyns cheek slightly
'how have you got yourself into this state. let me see what i can do.'
Warmth spread through Gawyns body and the wound on his leg healed almost instantly.
'Now i've been saving this for a special occasion but i guess you need it now. It's the Eye of the last baby dragon son of Vesper, with one... or two.... slight modifications, there done. now hold still this may sting a bit'
Gawyn felt Arwens grip on the back of his neck and felt something burrowing into his eye it started ripping out all the bloody flesh left behind Gawyns wreaked right eyelid, Gawyn grunted all the time Arwen was healing him as the eye did it's work. Images came once again to Gawyn
'... I can see. but it's almost like it's daylight i can see light coming off eveyone'
Arwen rose and dusted her hands
'I guess thats how a dragon sees. right now where where we ah yes. Kael get your ass out that hole!'
Kaelee got to the top of the hole. Gawyn was kneeling but getting up steadily and Arwen healing Fleetfoot who instantly got up afterwards. She saw shimmers behind Arwen and Ploverdor appeared behind Arwen.
'They are nearly here they have our track we must leave now.'
Arwen nodded and got to her feet. Gawyn spoke before she could
'I need to get to Isemon i need to tell him what i've seen.'

[Mattdoesrock]

Gawyn steeled himself and pushed againt this force, it started to feel like his skin was burning slightly. He raised his arm to touch it the pain shooting up his entire arm felt like his hand was being mangled in a bears jaw. Still Gawyn pushed he let out a small scream until his fingertips brushed the surface.

Pffft, should have used Aoo. :cuac:





Awesome story! Can't wait for the next.

[Jippy]

absolutely epic story... Thanks for taking the time to write them.

regards.

[Pwnography]

Pffft, should have used Aoo

lol
great story btw :cuac:

[Isemon]

'Gwynavere can i have a word in private?'
Gwynavere startled turned and saw Isemon. He was very tall nudging on seven and a half feet, his robe pristine white same with his hair the man seemed to glow. The mud and the rain never touched him, the warmth radiated from him. He wasnt covered in blood like the other conjurers who where healing. He touched her arm it tingled slightly where his finger tips touched, she allowed herself to be ushered into the tent she just left.
'Whats wrong Ise, Is there news of Gawyn?'
'I am afraid there isn't. i wanted to ask if you saw any signs of the traitor Slayer of Light.'
Gwynavere nodded
'yes he was marching with the alsrian legion.'
Isemon had an urgent intent in his voice
'Do you know if he has fallen in combat?'
Gwynavere shook her head and Isemon sighed.
'He is becoming a nuisance who knows what he told Alsius.'
Isemon bowed to Gwynavere.
'I must be going now fatal wounds dont heal themselves.'
Isemon smiled and walked from the tent.



thx man to letting me join your story ^^ awesome description :P

keep up the good work.. you are great... as i always said to you ^^

[NotScias]

I'm quite late but I finally discovered your stories Gawyn, and really it was a pleasure even for a non-english to read them.

I'm really impressed by the details of the battles and of the characters, for example, Isemon's description is simply awesome (hahaha Mind Blank 5 spammer :p), it's simply amazing, you're warped inside these stories like if it was a movie.

I hope you will continue your work dude ;)

Best Regards,

[Torin_Ironfist]

That's not quite how I remember the fight Gawyn :P but glad to be included anyways ;)

[Mbwana]

great stories as always :D

[Flightcap]

Who says the rest of us are all bloody from healing people too dumb to save themselves? Your lady conjurer character Arwen and myself both manage to keep spotless white robes, and that without all the fancy sparkly fireworks that Isemon somehow connived out of that old Ignean oracle's brain and now bathes in every morning....seriously, his powers of hypnotics were good enough before.....but I digress. The epicness has gone to my head!

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Who says the rest of us are all bloody from healing people too dumb to save themselves? Your lady conjurer character Arwen and myself both manage to keep spotless white robes, and that without all the fancy sparkly fireworks that Isemon somehow connived out of that old Ignean oracle's brain and now bathes in every morning....seriously, his powers of hypnotics were good enough before.....but I digress. The epicness has gone to my head!

Eh? Translate plz :imstupid: ^^

[Altara]

Very good Gawyn :3

[Comp]

Awesome dude...love it.

[Flightcap]

Eh? Translate plz :imstupid: ^^

Let your imagination work on it awhile, and you'll have made just about as much sense out of it as I can make out of it now. :p

[survive]

T... T man.... bro Ttttttttt!!!! ??? Torin.. get up man, wtf man... The slayer of Kailer, Rumple's brother from another mother, bit the dust... :eek:

alas.. is this the fate of all of Alusis' great warriors (not saying Rumple is a great warrior :p ) .... if you are going to send them all off to an early, might i add Torin, FKN SWIFT demise.... can you start with .. i dont know.. like ... Vulterman, or LUMI! the bummbling marks Vult, or the transvestite barbarian Lumi xD


Great stories as always Gawyn

(PS thanks for the karma, Gawyn.. of all the positive and negative in the last month, you and Matt are the only 2 to sign thiers )

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Sorry for this being so late. Blame my new Dragon ammy it's seductive :P anyway here you go enjoy ^^

Lexen travelled through the forest flames around him, he grinned slightly. Lexen loved the chaos around him the flames and the fighting the cool night air amidst the burning flames . I hate you followed Lexen one of the last true ninjas of Horus. Lexen was riding atop a horse, the horse walked normally as if the forest wasnt aflame, possibly drawing from Lexens favour to the conditions. Lexen was clicking the sword at his side in and out of its sheath. A burst of flame and a cloaked hunter leapt from the flames, throwing off the flaming cloak and launching a couple of arrows at Lexens chest. Lexen snorted and kicked his horse twice in the side, it reared and the arrows thunked into its broad neck the horse fell to the ground and bled out. Tenel Ka diverted her attention from Lexen to I Hate You, only to see the hunter had vanished. She looked around moving her aim with her sight, no sign of the hunter anywhere, Tenel Ka breathed steadily she was a hunter of fair ability and never felt fear at a disadvantagus situation until, I Hate You kissed the back of her neck.
'Don't move dear i could kill you before you even thought about it.'
Tenel Ka lowered her bow and chuckled.
'You know the flaw with being Ninja?'
I Hate You was about to retort to this when the flaming tree line behind him exploded. A giant troll appeared, parts of it where on fire but it seemingly didn't care. The troll roared and it made the inside of I Hate You's head rattle, it swung it's giant club smashing into I Hate You's Legs. Completely taken off guard I Hate You sommersaulted through the air landing hard, the troll about to follow up the attack. Lexen was quickly up and ran toward the troll ducking between its broad legs, he spun down onto one knee cutting the hammstrings of the troll. The troll fell to his knees and Lexen cut through the top of It's spine, the Troll fell limply to the floor no sound escaped it. Tenel Ka fled from them running as fast as her legs could carry her. She looked behind herself, then as she looked again in front an arrow landed neatly above her thigh. With a yelp of pain she fell head over heal hard, I Hate You stood above her.
'You know the great thing about ninja, i'm faster.'
Lexen marched from where the dead troll lay, he mercilessly grabbed Tenel by the throat and pinned her against a flaming tree. He pushed his sword through Tenels stomach fixing her to the tree. Lexen stood back as the flames started to attack Tenel, as the flames started to envelope her she let out a shreik. Lexen let go of the blades hilt, keeping Tenel pinned to the tree. Lexen watched without emotion as her hands started failing grasping at the hilt of the sword. Tenels skin fell from her fingertips and soon the flame was burning inside of her too. Suddenly Tenel sagged held up by the blade, still watching her Lexen spoke.
'With these flames i'll purge the scum from these lands, Call in the warlocks have Nepa guide them i want this forest a burning inferno again and i want it to look like an extension of ignis afterwards.'
I Hate You bowed and darted off back the way they had come. Lexen turned and walked the same way, a small smirk appeared on his face when he heard Tenels corpse crumble into a flaming pile after most of her had turned to ash.

Klutu and Rhanya walked along seemingly unworried about the flames and the battle around them. Klutu dragged a small litter behind him with Kyrottimus's body layed out on it.
'Jeez even with his armor removed this guy is HEAVY.'
Rhanya smiled slightly,
'You think thats heavy with a mother like yours.'
Klutu turned to Rhanya.
'Dont be talking about my moma like that.'
Rhanya nodded seemingly in agreement with Klutu
'your right i shouldn't knock your mother, she was a great lay.'
Rhanya shook her head and continued to walk almost glide along, each hand inside the opposite sleeve. She looked wisened with age instead of ravaged by it.
Enio burst from the tree line.
'Repoorteht..... fighting Arcan....... Arcan told me.... to Run.'
Rhanya walked toward enio slowly.
'Repoorteht, your sure?'
'Positive, tallish wood elf speaks a weird language, broken english walked through flame. Yeah pretty sure thats Repoorteht'
'No need to be sarcastic boy. What of Arcan?'
An unseen voice replied.
'Arcans dead.'
Another figure walked from the treeline, a number of ears on a loop at his hip most of them blue and pointy but a good portion white some pointy some not. Klutu grabbed Compost by the front of his breast plate.
'Where the hell have you been! Men have died out here men you could have saved.'
Compost spotted Kyrottimus's corpse.
'Damn not Kyro too. Looks like someone has something against us up there. I saw Arcans corpse further up the way enio just came from. Completely skinned..... Isnt that right Arcan'
The whole team looked at a huge roughly Arcan looking goat, Rhanya readied a Huge fire ball and threw it at the new comer. Repoorteht burst from the goat shape laughing mischieviously as if a great joke had just been played, he landed in the centre of the four still chuckling.
'....Boo.....'
Repoorteht outstretched his arms and moved them in a twisting circle around him, blue sparks leapt from his arms as runes danced across the forest floor. The four of them stood there completely still not able to move a muscle. Repoorteht straightened himself out and pointed at Klutu.
'.....Him....'
Braveheart and Hunthor appeared as if they where made of shadow and linked their arms into Klutu's, Disappearing into darkness. Repoorteht bowed to Compost and Enio and lightly kissed Rhanyas cheek. He leapt into the darkness in the direction that Braveheart and Hunthor went, a few moments after he departed the remaining three regained their movment.
Compost spoke first.
'I'll get Klutu back'
Rhanya touched Composts arm and shook her head.
'No this calls for more than just you.'
Rhanya held her palm up and a small blue orb launched from the surface of her skin into the sky, It exploded into a huge emblem of Alsius glitering in the moonlight.
'This calls for Alsius to go onto conquest.'

Lexen marched through the burning chaos around him, Nepa and other warlocks of his clan where burning everything in their paths and suprisingly the fires spread quickly. Lexen ponderd for a moment then his voice raised.
'Send out a squad of the finest warriors i want them to find and kill the leaders of Syrtis and Alsius, An asassination mission if you will. Smurv round up a party you think is elite enough for this mission. I'm trusting you to cut out the heart of the enemy.'
Smurv was munching on something.
'Already beaten you to it Lex, Gelf hearts are kinda delicate but Utghar hearts they'll put hairs on your chest. Could you believe someone left a goat carcass just lying there that was like christmas come early. Except dad didnt get drunk so it was kinda better than christmas.'
Lex gave Smurv a sidelong look.
'Just do it please....'
Smurv wiped his mouth and spat on the ground.
'I'll need Naomii, Deidra, Wes the Brutal, Gourmadine and Plunder. Can you do that?'
lexens brow furrowed.
'Plunder has been reported to have been killed but i'll see what i can come up with.'
Smurv nodded picked up his spear and threw the rest of the heart to a prelliator.
'Molok doesnt taste that nice either.'

The dark stranger walked across the mountains where he could get a good view over all the land where the battle was being fought. He could see the huge alsius emblem covering the far side of the forest then a large camp near the alisus syrtis bridge. A flame was eating at the forest from the bridge that connects alsius and ignis the forest seemed to be split into thrids as the battle ground was being set. The stranger looked toward the Island in the middle of the lake of ancients.
'Soon you will all burn together, like you all deserve.......'

[Klutu]

Oh Noes! 2 Cloaked men and a elf took me!

Am i gonna get Violated! :¬¬:

[Orimae]

Yeah, again, awesome!


:clapclap: :thumb:

[Jippy]

'Soon you will all burn together, like you all deserve.......'

OMG!!! I need more!!!

[UmarilsStillHere]

Oh Noes! 2 Cloaked men and a elf took me!

Am i gonna get Violated! :¬¬:

We will reintroduce you to the tree you left behind when you went to Alsius, she was very angry that her humper ran off :p

[Jippy]

Tree rape? ouch... Kluty don't eat or drink anything given to u by those greens (might be laced with some elven date rape drug)

BTW, me and Compy are looking for u, and remember head up and ass down!!!

[Comp]

Tree rape? ouch... Kluty don't eat or drink anything given to u by those greens (might be laced with some elven date rape drug)

BTW, me and Compy are looking for u, and remember head up and ass down!!!

Loosen the abs....don't resist XD

ANYWAY!!!

Awesome story - it makes me sound so sneaky....love it.

[Immune]

nice story, even if I wasn't in it :p

Who's the shady guy who wants everyone dead? It's not me is it? :sifflote:

[Angelwinged_Devil]

nice story, even if I wasn't in it :p

Who's the shady guy who wants everyone dead? It's not me is it? :sifflote:

actually it's me, I'm evil (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VirIY9jqd7I)

[Dannboy]

actually it's me, I'm evil (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VirIY9jqd7I)

Weird... I always thought Metallica made that song.

[ieti]

Don't worry SoL it will not hurt. You will tell us all.

* succubus smiled and her blue eyes glowed.

Last thing that Klutu remembered before he fell unconscious was her voice in his head saying - NOW YOU'RE MINE! OBEY MY WILL...

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Don't worry SoL it will not hurt. You will tell us all.

* succubus smiled and her blue eyes glowed.

Last thing that Klutu remembered before he fell unconscious was her voice in his head saying - NOW YOU'RE MINE! OBEY MY WILL...

O.o........... thats fucked up.

[survive]

ok this week's installment has Klutu being date raped, and Arcan is STILL getting molested.. cant ya let a dead goat lie? wtf did you do Arcan.. he fed your heart to a fkn smurf, ... err Smurv, and wore your skin like it was a dinner party on 'Silence of the Lambs'.
Klutu... whatever you do, DONT 'put the lotion on its body' if they tell you to.

despite how fkd up war is becoming, it has such a warm nature to your writing.... or that could be Lexen .... anyway, great work as always Gawyn :metal:

[Pwnography]

Whens the next story!?!?! im dieing here

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

I'm so sorry i swear to you i have most of it written but i've been grinding my marks like crazy and it's gotten kind of adictive i hope to have it up in the next 24 hours ^^

[Orimae]

ooo nice sig... Foo Fighters ftw!!

but yeah...more stories please, they are enjoyable ^^

[Pwnography]

Sweet!
omg its sucks tho.....I CANT SEE SIGS!:rale::¬¬:

[Mbwana]

I'm so sorry i swear to you i have most of it written but i've been grinding my marks like crazy and it's gotten kind of adictive i hope to have it up in the next 24 hours ^^

lol, you find grinding your marks addictive? I wish I was the same, then maybe I can finally get mine out of the lvl 30's xD

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Sorry about the wait guys, as i said marks is soooo fun ^^. Enjoy.

Klutu slowly opened his eyes, he realised he was bare chested as the cold was biting into his pectoral muscles. His arms where bound by ropes, his shoulders burned as he looked around. The ropes went to two huge trees either side, too far apart to touch with either leg. The ropes went through holes made in the tree and then attached to two horses either side some 20 feet below him.
'...Shit'
Klutu looked around, his head still groggy, feeling a familiar warmth he didnt need to look down to see who was staring at him.
'Hello Isemon.'
Isemon lent against the makeshift horse paddock in the syrtis camp, still pristine white.
'Hello Slayer of Light, I'm sorry for your current accomadation but it is for all our safety.'
'My name is Klutu Isemon, refer to me by my real name'
'hmph how crude very well.... klutu'
The two looked at each other the silece growing tense.
'I am sorry, Klutu but the decision has been made to treat you like any other traitor. You will be executed at dawn.'

Arwen floated along in front of ploverdor, Fleetfoot and Kaelee in the middle Gawyn bringing up the rear. They where walking through the forest a blue light covering them, they where in the alsrian part of the territory. Ploverdor and Fleetfoot's ears twitched at the slightest of sounds, arrows knocked and held to cheek. They switched their aim regularly, ready to loose an arrow into anything they notice. Fleetfoot spoke up.
'Be careful gaylord we're being tracked dont want you dissappearing without a trace'
Gawyn gave Fleetfoot a side long glance
'Thanks for the heads up ass master, I think i'll be fi....'
A red knight burst from the side of the forest, his spear already hunting for its target it found ploverdor. He tore a long slash down his back leaving him twitching on the floor. Arwen was quick, she waved her arms and bugs from all sides leapt onto the knight
'It's Smurv, there will be more.'
As if to validate Arwen Wes the brutal leapt from the same treeline, bringing his hammer down toward Arwen. The hammer bounced off an invisible sheild making an orb shimmer around her. Gawyn was quick to react to that, he leapt over fleetfoot and the writhing Smurv connecting a kick to Wes's face.
Fleetfoot moved Kaelee behind him protecting her from harm, he loosed an arrow into the dark. Jack Swiftshadow came runing out of the forest, wind swirling around him with a look of terror on his face.
'I HAZ BEEN HITENED, HaX0R. SUMBUDYZ TELL TEH GODZ. RUNZ AWEYZ.'
An instant later Jack Swiftshadow smashed into a tree.
Smurv flicked the last bug off his shoulder and put his hand to his face shaking his head.
'I ask for Deidra and i get that.'
Wes the Brutal walked over to the still screaming gibberish Jack Swiftshadow and pummelled him with his hammer.
'anyone asks tell them i er..... meh who cares, tell them i turned him to goo with my hammer.'
Smurv nodded and turned back to the syrtians, they had all dissappeared except ploverdors corpse.
'God damn it, i hate it when that happens.'

Mattdoesblock walked solumnly towards the huge circular table, where the leaders of Alsius bickered about how to set up the lines and attack come dawn. What Matt didnt understand was why he was there, he was a mid level knight but there where scores of knights with more experiance than him. As he walked towards his esteemed leaders he needed to think of what to say to give them respect, but not to seem to lowly and grovelling. Before he could stop himself he walked amongst them and said.
'Sup, bitches.'
Rhanya, Po and A R E S stared at him in silence, Compost started rolling on the floor with laughter. A second later they all went back to pushing their minature models over maps laid across the table. When Po would slide some Knight shaped model over the table, Rhanya would grab it and slam it angrilly back in position waving her arms around slightly. Whilst Po turned cooly to the side ignoring her rant. Compost spoke to Matt first.
'Matt your probably wondering why your here, well we have set you an important mission of rescue. You are going to go into the Syrtian camp and rescue Klutu. Dont worry you're not going alone, you will lead a small team into the camp and get Klutu out of there with as little disturbance as possible.'
Matt looked at Compost as if he had been drinking the special water Kyrottimus used to make.
'Why me! There are tons of others more experianced and capable in battle.'
'Well between you and me it was a choice between you or Lumi, i think Lumi has been drinking thermometer fluid again.'
'No Compost she really is that retarded.' said Mattdoesblock with a sigh
'Well it's decided anyway pick your team out of the lay abouts around here and get a move on you have 6 hours before dawn.'

Smurv ran through the forest calmly and quickly, with Wes the Brutal and Nepa flanking him. They where chasing down the Syrtians and had caught up. The Syrtians where moving steadily but the path they where cutting through the overgrowth was slowing them down and it was letting Smurv and his team speed up to catch them quicker. There was a strange sound and Smurv moved his head quickly, he grasped at thin air and caught an arrow headed for Nepa.
'Hunter inbound!'
Smurv and Wes leapt into action as Fleetfoot weaved his way around the trees. Nepa drew up her strength, in her palms was a solitary green skull. she held it out in her up turned hand in front of her lips, she kissed the air she blew the skull and it leapt roaring after Fleetfoot laughing as it went. For all of Fleetfoots capabilities and his agility the skull still smashed into him, pinning him to the ground. Smurv and Wes where on him there was no escape. There was a scream from behind, Arwen had her hands on Nepas face and Gawyn had pierced his spear through her sides. Blood was flowing everywhere, with a gut wrenching noise Gawyn withdrew his spear. Nepa fell to the floor spasming. Wes and Smurv turned back to the fallen hunter and Wes readied the finishing blow.
'You are mine!'
Another scream came from the forest, Kaelee burst from the forest floor there was a quick thunk thunk Wes had an arrow in his sternum and neck he fell to his knees. Smurv coiled like a snake launching into a jump his spear aiming true towards Kaelee.
'No...'
Fleetfoot had gotten to his feet, Smurvs spear had stuck through his back into his lungs and a small point emerged through his breast plate. Fleetfoot touched Kaelees hand and brought it to his face touching his cheek. Tears streamed down Kaelees face and she held him arms wrapped around his waist. a finger nudged her chin up to meet his eyes and moved a strand of hair from her face. Fleetfoot whispered softly his last words.
'Run..... My.... Love'
Kaelee shook her head defiantly, as Fleetfoot fell to his knees. Smurv withdrew the spears blade, blood poured out onto the ground in front of Fleetfoot. Fleetfoots eyes rolled into the back of his head and he fell facedown onto the forest floor. Smurv rounded on Kaelee who stood completely shocked, her hands shaking and colour fleeing from her features. Smurv readied his blade.
'Kael get out of the way!'
Gawyn tackled into the back of smurv pusing him against a large tree pinning him with the haft of his spear
'Arwen, take kaelee and run.'
Smurv elbowed into the side of Gawyns armor catching inbetween the armor plates, Gawyn winced and smurv connected another elbow to his head. Gawyn leapt back stretching his side. Smurv felt his jaw spat and smirked.
'Who are you boy to think you can stand toe to toe with me.'
'My name is Gawyn Trakkand remember it well Smurv I want you to know who will make your last breath escape you. I will avenge Fleetfoot.'
'hmph, such arrogance. Though i see i need no introduction.'
Smurv leapt at Gawyn his spear a flurry of jabs, Gawyn was quick his sheild blocked the first couple of jabs. With the last he parried the blow off his sheild moving on the outside to Smurvs flank, his spear making the lunge to impale Smurv from side to side. Smurv quickly brought his own shield down to his side, the impact wrang on the sheild a loud crash. Smurv looked at Gawyn and dropped his spear, throwing his free hand into a punch. It connected and Gawyn was sent stumbling. Smurv picked up his spear a split second later, again launching into another jab this time at Gawyns exposed back. Gawyn brought his sheild up behind his back, another impact wrang off it. This time Smurv was too quick he grabbed Gawyns sheild and wrenched his arm up his back. Gawyn winced in pain again as Smurv cast aside his spear once again, Smurv unsheathed a blade and thrust it toward Gawyns mid-section. Gawyn un-hooked his arm from the belts on his sheild, leaving Smurv holding it in one arm. Snatching the sheild back Gawyn pushed into Smurv and brought the sheild up into his jaw. Smurv arched backwards hitting the deck with a crash. Gawyn charged toward Smurv his spear ready to make the killing blow. Smurv thought fast, the small blade in his hand he threw at Gawyn. Gawyn let out a yelp of pain as a knife protruded from his calf muscle.
'MOTHER FUCKER THAT WAS LOW!'
Smurv got to his feet, once again rubbing his jaw, this time he spat blood.
'You did well for a Syrtian, but i'm afraid i'm going to have to end this and get what i came for.' Smurv picked up his spear again, it started to shimmer in his hand it suddenly burst into flame along its entire length. Smurv jumped through the air, the flaming haft coming straight towards Gawyns chest. Gawyn froze, this was it.
Smurv smirked when his spear went still suddenly, he didnt even have to open his eyes he knew the boy was dead. He let out a chuckle and sighed, opening his eyes slightly as he did. A fist hit Smurv hard in the side of the face, he crashed into a tree. His Dragon skin helmet seemed to have been bent out of shape onto his face. Smurv looked to see who was the culprit.
A tall man a knight stood there Smurvs spear in his hand he tossed it back at him.
'Enough playing around Smurv, now you really got to fight.'
Smurv gritted his teeth and clenched his fist
'Roofus.....'

[Ulti19]

this is story pwnage \o/

awesome job yet again.

[Mattdoesrock]

What Matt didnt understand was why he was there, he was a mid level knight...

Oi! I'm level 48 now!!! xD

Awesome story! I seriously can't wait for more!!

[_Enio_]

Sorry about the wait guys, as i said marks is soooo fun ^^. Enjoy.


I fully understand you :P

Great story Again :thumb:

[craiyzee]

you killed him =( and not me =(

nice story =)

[Jippy]

Another great story, u made me LOL at work agian!!!

"Wes the Brutal walked over to the still screaming gibberish Jack Swiftshadow and pummelled him with his hammer"

[Pwnography]

woot its finally here! one of the best yet GJ,for a syrtian.....:sifflote:

[UmarilsStillHere]

ooo nice sig... Foo Fighters ftw!!

Woot! ^^

Sweet!
omg its sucks tho.....I CANT SEE SIGS!

Says this,

I'm the face that you have to face, mirroring your stare. i'm whats left, i'm whats right, i'm the enemy. i'm the hand that will take you down, bring you to your knees. so....who are you?

From Pretender :)

You should be able to tick sigs on in the User Cp, but I think I spoke with you about this before, so guess its just broken for you for some reason :p

Anywho, awesome bands and sigs aside, brill story :)

[Mbwana]

...
Fleetfoot moved Kaelee behind him protecting her from harm, he loosed an arrow into the dark. Jack Swiftshadow came runing out of the forest, wind swirling around him with a look of terror on his face.
'I HAZ BEEN HITENED, HaX0R. SUMBUDYZ TELL TEH GODZ. RUNZ AWEYZ.'
An instant later Jack Swiftshadow smashed into a tree.
...

thanks gawyn: I was drinking my orange juice when I read that part and burst out laughing, now I have to clean off my monitor :sifflote:

I think this 'chapter' is the best so far ;) though why is Klutu half-naked?

[Klutu]

thanks gawyn: I was drinking my orange juice when I read that part and burst out laughing, now I have to clean off my monitor :sifflote:

I think this 'chapter' is the best so far ;) though why is Klutu half-naked?

Gotta give the people what they want xD

[Mbwana]

Gotta give the people what they want xD

xD_______________

[Pwnography]

You should be able to tick sigs on in the User Cp, but I think I spoke with you about this before, so guess its just broken for you for some reason

yeah lol i think u did too but anyway got it to work now so tyvm :bananajoy::cuac:

[UmarilsStillHere]

yeah lol i think u did too but anyway got it to work now so tyvm :bananajoy::cuac:

Good to know ^^ Maybe its something to do with your browser or settings not saving correctly, I cant help think this is somehow Db's fault :p

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

I am almost as addicted to these stories as i am to the game! keep them coming!

[Pwnography]

moar....moar.....moar......moar......MOAR!!!!!!!

[UmarilsStillHere]

http://media.photobucket.com/image/moar/nagikokiyohara/MOAR.jpg?

[Dannboy]

http://media.photobucket.com/image/moar/nagikokiyohara/MOAR.jpg?

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e92/nagikokiyohara/MOAR.jpg

Kinda reminds me of this:
http://pressthepsbutton.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fat_princess.jpg

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

please excuse me for being off topic, but i love this thread, not just because the stories are entertaining, (damn entertaining XD) but because everyone from every realm seems to get along in here. if only other forums could be so friendly....

[UmarilsStillHere]

I could say something about why its like that on other threads, but I can see where it would end up if anyone was looking for any old thing to latch a flame off (so often the word even mentioning a realm name is enough to start a realm hate war ¬¬) so I wont :p

[Comp]

GREAT Story......

[Wield_II]

nice work, but this is only about ignis..
trying making something about some other ppl xD
good work though :thumb_up:

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

nice work, but this is only about ignis..
trying making something about some other ppl xD
good work though :thumb_up:

The first story is only about ignis, the others are about syrtis and alsius (mostly alsius).

[King_Of_Angmar]

:wish: /me blows out a candle and wishes for another story to come soon ^_^

[Pwnography]

:wish: /me blows out a candle and wishes for another story to come soon ^_^

ill join you :P

[King_Of_Angmar]

:o poor guy, hope that gets fixed!

[Pwnography]

God damn it how am i supposed to last that long????

[Immune]

/me is immune to impatience.

...I still can't wait though :sifflote:

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

ok guys all is fixed now expect to see a new story in a couple of days ^^

[Comp]

ok guys all is fixed now expect to see a new story in a couple of days ^^

Awesome - I hope I'm depicted with a bozooka and 'gasm grenades

Compost...

[Mbwana]

ok guys all is fixed now expect to see a new story in a couple of days ^^

whoot! I can barely wait :D

[Xero_Aurion]

These are really great stories to read! :)

Do you think a web page to place all your stories by "chapters" or something would be beneficial to you?

Of course that decision is up to you.xD

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Hey guys here is the next installment, hope you like it. Zero i havent thought about it personally if i where to have my own website i might be tempted to do a comic version of this storyline (i can draw well but like i said in post 1 not a scratch on piz) anways enjoy!

Gawyn opened his eyes the light around him blurring his vision slightly,
"Why the hell am i not dead" he thought.
He looked around and slowly got to his hands and knees from the floor. Shaking his head he glanced over his left shoulder, there stood a man garbed in dragon armour sheild in one hand a spear on his back and Smurvs spear in his other hand. He was tall very tall for an alturian and his tall mohawk made him only look taller.
'Roofus....How the.... what the.... nevermind'
Roofus glanced over his shoulder, never really taking his eye of Smurv.
'Run along now Gawyn, the big boys have to play.'
Though Gawyn had the highest respect for Roofus and would freely admit he was dead if it wasnt for him, he still wanted to get back at him for the remark with a witty retort.
'yeah well you're a.... a ........ knight that wears bad piercing resist armour.'
Both Smurv and Roofus where looking at Gawyn with strange expressions, Smurv muttered under his breath.
'ooohhh burn.'
'yeah well i have just had the shit kicked out of me. Screw you guys i'm going home.'
Gawyn picked up his spear and left the same way that Arwen went. Roofus and Smurv looked at each other and shruged, Roofus tossed Smurv his spear.
'Ok lets do this.'

Meanwhile walking through the Alsian part of the forest battleground, Mattdoesblock led his team. Rykor, Jippy, K A R M A, Gringgo and Immune the Blue followed the dwarf. Rykor jumped at the chance to go to the Syrtian camp they killed his brother Kyrottimus he wanted vengence. The Syrtian camp was just on the alsian side of the bridge connecting the two realms, about an hours march to aggersborg fort. The main road was littered with hunters they would be masacred going through there, so matt led them through the undergrowth of the dense forest coming up to the camp he whispered.
'keep it down now guys and watch every step.'
Gringgo looked around with a puzzled look and shouted to Matt
'What! Sorry you'll have to speak up!.'
Matt looked at Gringgo with a hard stare and Karma elbowed him in the ribs.
'Idiot.....'
Immune came from the forest seemingly fading in from the air.
'They are keeping Klutu tied between two trees, He's about 20 ft in the air he's being guarded by 4 warriors.'
Matt crouched to the floor as immune started to draw in the dirt with a stick. He started to draw the outline of the camp and rough squares for the tents.
'Klutu is positioned here, we are here. we will have to cross the camp this way any slip up and we have an almighty fight on our hands they out number the entire alsian army 3 to 1 and more keep coming in via the bridge.'
Matt stroked his beard thoughtfully.
'Well Gringgo and Immune can sneak into the camp undetected. Me, Rykor and Jippy will take care of the guards and make a diversion for you to get away. Karma you can help with the distraction but Klutu will more than likely need healing and i'm sure there are some weapons and armor we can put him in around here.'

Gawyn arrived at the Syrtian camp. He was caught as he collapsed into the arms of Shrikant from exhaustion.
'Gwynavere.....'
'She is fine Gawyn she is here i'll send word, rest now'
Gawyn passed out.

Matt and co made it to the area where klutu was being held. Whoever was incharge wasnt messing about with the guards, some of Syrtis's finest where around the base. Jaud, Bulgaro, Meleager, Jakob and Rios stood alert around the base. The darkness kept them shrouded for the most part and the torches around the base of Klutu's posistion revealed their enemy to them. Immune piped up.
'Why have they just increased the guard?'
Matt grimaced and stroked his beard some more
'Hmph never the less we have a job to do, no matter how suicidal'
Karma shook her head and stood up, Matt and the others looked at her like she just stripped naked.
'What are you doing! you'll get us killed!'
'shh watch.'
she walked toward the warriors, all 6 of them spotted her and instantly drew their blades charging for her. She placed her staff into the ground in front of her, the air around her shimmered and the warriors as they came at her slowed down until they came to a complete stop. She aimed her staff at klutu, white light poured over him and he let out a gasp as if he had been dunked in ice water.
'Immune, Gringgo now!.'
The two hunters ran forward and aimed their bows, they simultaniously let an arrow each fly. The arrows cut through the ropes holding the barbarian. Klutu started to plummet to the ground and Jippy dived forward catching him. Rykor came to help Jippy hold im up and all of them ran into the darkness, holding Klutu as they ran. Karma looked at the frozen rios and uncuppled his massive sword
'I'm just going to borrow this.'
She kissed him on the cheek and set off after the others, a massive alarm wrang out through the night.

Gawyn bolted upright a bandage around his mid section, he must have broken a couple of ribs he winced at the pain. As soon as his head left a soft pillow, he noticed a small palm on his chest pushing him back down. He turned his head to Gwynavere her smile filling the room she stroked his hair back from his face.
'You had me worried for a second there.'
Gawyn grabbed onto Gwynavere and held her gently in his strong grip against him, pain shot through his side but he didnt care. He had his love in his arms again and this time he wasnt leaving her side. Gwynavere tapped Gawyn on the shoulder.
'It's lovely that you are happy to see me but i cant breath.'
Gawyn noticed an alarm going off through the camp he looked at Gwynavere.
'Intruders made off with SoL, they are aranging a search party of far too many men to hunt them down about 20 in all but thats how syrtis like to do things 3 on 1.'
Gawyn shook his head and a flash of the burning image that caused him to claw out his eyes came back to him.
'I need to speak to Isemon immediatly.'

Isemon stood in his tent, a huge canopy with a desk and divider with his sleeping quarters behind it. He stood looking at an ancient tapastry on one wall.
'This column you saw, where is it?'
'I cant remember to well but if i had to give a rough area it would be here close to the edge of the lake of ancients, on the alsian side.'
Isemon rounded on Gawyn, being a wood elf he dwarfed Gawyn. He gripped Gawyn by the shoulder and looked at him sternly, the warmth he emitted seemed to turn to a fire.
'Gawyn it is of great importance you remember the precise location!'
Gawyn grimaced and removed isemons hand from his shoulder.
'Like i said i was being chased the entire time, I can only give you a rough idea of where abouts it is.'
Isemon looked irritated... he combed his fingers through his hair.
'I'm sorry Gawyn SoL escaping and being infiltrated so easily has got me on edge.'
Gawyn nodded to Isemon
'well there is nothing else for it we're going to have to go look for it, you, Gwynavere and I.'

[Xero_Aurion]

Zero I haven't thought about it personally if I were to have my own website. I might be tempted to do a comic version of this storyline. (I can draw well but like I said in post #1, not a scratch on Piz)

I didn't necessarily mean a comic, I was wondering about a site where parts of the story is broken down to chapters and we click the link and the next page is the story for us to read. I wouldn't worry about drawing pictures though xD

Here's a quote I just thought of: "Imagination is the primary truth to how we read ourselves and others"

Applied here, this statement means that you wouldn't need to draw pictures, since the picture is drawn in our minds as we read such great stories. Think of that when you read a book next time ^_^

Anyways, the idea of a web page came to mind since I thought maybe it might be easier than just scrolling through a bunch of forum pages? Your call though. Once again, great stories.

(Sorry I proofread your quote at the top of my statementxD)

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Yeah I might look into it as the stories progress. I can see how it would be difficult for new readers and old ones trying to read other stories from a while back.

[Isemon]

love it as usual :D keep it up mate

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

well.... uhh..... but..... :thumb_up::thumb_up::thumb_up:

:metal:

[NotScias]

Hehe, another nice story :thumb:

[Devkarven]

wow this is a really good story just read it keep up the good work

[Mbwana]

great story as usual :D the rescue part was the best imo ^^

[Immune]

Pfft I totally could've handled 6 warriors on my own :sifflote:

Still awesome :p

[Kyrottimus]

Very nice as usual! :thumb_up: :metal: :thumb_up:

[Comp]

Awesome story man....keep me coming. More more more.

[Recoil]

Time Master ftw :)

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Ok dudes, New story coming up soon. Last one was a bit of a filler so i could set stuff up story wise (i do appologise if you didnt enjoy it). So keep checking in might be up tonight maybe tomorrow or Saturday.