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Mattdoesrock
09-16-2009, 12:21 AM
This is all that was left..

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/2613/screenshot2009091601064.jpg

If someone could inform my next of kin, I'd be very greatful.

Gawyn_Trakkand
09-16-2009, 01:14 AM
Surak: hello is this Mrsdoesrock?

Mrsdoesrock: yes it is

Surak: I'm afraid your son was involved in a violent assault on his person and has lost his life. Actually he was pwned so hard only a very small piece of him was left

Mrsdoesrock: Oh God this cant be, He..... wasnt Tbagged.... was he?

Surak: i'm afraid that hairs found at the scene indicate that your son was violated after the point of death

Mrsdoesrock: *wailing sobs*

Surak: i'm very sorry.

Radian
09-16-2009, 04:00 AM
I told them you were there. I wanted to see if a shoe could still be ressed. :p

-Edge-
09-16-2009, 04:49 AM
Surak: hello is this Mrsdoesrock?

Mrsdoesrock: yes it is

Surak: I'm afraid your son was involved in a violent assault on his person and has lost his life. Actually he was pwned so hard only a very small piece of him was left

Mrsdoesrock: Oh God this cant be, He..... wasnt Tbagged.... was he?

Surak: i'm afraid that hairs found at the scene indicate that your son was violated after the point of death

Mrsdoesrock: *wailing sobs*

Surak: i'm very sorry.
:clapclap::clapclap:

Angel_de_Combate
09-16-2009, 02:22 PM
Surak: hello is this Mrsdoesrock?

Mrsdoesrock: yes it is

Surak: I'm afraid your son was involved in a violent assault on his person and has lost his life. Actually he was pwned so hard only a very small piece of him was left

Mrsdoesrock: Oh God this cant be, He..... wasnt Tbagged.... was he?

Surak: i'm afraid that hairs found at the scene indicate that your son was violated after the point of death

Mrsdoesrock: *wailing sobs*

Surak: i'm very sorry.

You really think Surak would use the phrase "pwned so hard" to a grieving relative? lol

Gawyn_Trakkand
09-16-2009, 02:23 PM
You really think Surak would use the phrase "pwned so hard" to a grieving relative? lol

Almost definatly. Actually i hope surak posts on this and says 'YES, YES I WOULD!!!'

Angel_de_Combate
09-16-2009, 02:26 PM
Ah but you see you said Almost definatly.
I detect a hint of doubt there Mr Trakkand :p

Gawyn_Trakkand
09-16-2009, 02:28 PM
the 'Almost' part was me implying that i dont think that Surak would actually bother informing a loved one of anything. Miss de_combate :P

RegnumIrae
09-16-2009, 04:28 PM
LoL, poor Matt xD

Arafails
09-23-2009, 06:03 AM
I definitely detect some bad spelling, but I have to agree with Gawyn here....

Perhaps in the future we'll even see this phrasing in eulogies?

Kyrottimus
09-23-2009, 09:58 AM
That looks nasty, Matt. Go run it under cold water (or as you Brits say, "go run it under a cold tap." xD )

Once I got pwned so hard, I got knocked back in time and I accidentally destroyed math in a freak drive-bye tea-bagging (I was in a DeLorean). ...yes... math, as in solving problems involving numbers and other variables...

:eek24:

Arafails
09-23-2009, 10:49 AM
It's “Go run it under the cold tap,” silly :p

Mrreality13
09-23-2009, 10:54 AM
this hurt:beerchug::drinks:

RegnumIrae
09-26-2009, 05:53 PM
Here we have two Matts (not me or the lock, ofc xD)

(Yes, my face was censored. And?! xD)

Aranor
09-26-2009, 06:10 PM
I think... NGD should create a new class "Digger"... it helps in this cases xD....