Whats your Fortune?

[Syd_Vicious]

People in general kept coming up with funny fortune cookie lines, here is the one I used:

http://alsius.000space.com/images/prisoner.jpg

Feel free to post your fav fortune cookie message here.

[Dannboy]

People in general kept coming up with funny fortune cookie lines, here is the one I used:

http://weirdfortunecookies.com/f/prisoner.jpg

Feel free to post your fav fortune cookie message here.

I only see a X =(

[Pizdzius]

Hello! I am un unhelpful 404 page.

If you have no idea what that means, I have done my job well, and I am happy.

If you want to get away from me you will need to click the big logo at the very top. That's right — the one that says "Weird Fortune Cookie Collection".
If for some reason there is no big logo at the top then you can just click here, I guess.

Thank you for stopping by! I hope this has been confusing.

epic lulz for an 404

[Syd_Vicious]

link redirected to our Error Clan site, should be good to go now. Also yes I am glad to see a humor site can have fun with its 404 messages.

[platyna]

My favorite quotes:


In order to avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing and be nothing.
-- Elbert Hubbard



Welcome to the Internet, where men are men, women are men and little girls are federal agents.



I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.
-- Florence Henderson



Society that tames their rebels, gains peace but losses the future.
-- Anthony de Mello



To have a proper outlook on your position in life, you need a dog that will admire you and a cat that will ignore you.
-- Derek Bruce



Women and cats will always do what they want, so men and dogs should relax and get used to this.
-- Robert A. Heinlein



An average dog is a better man than an average man.
-- Andrew A. Rooney



I am thinking to have a dog or have a baby, but I can't decide if I should either ruin my carpet or my liffe.
-- Rita Rudner



The Internet? We are not interested in it.
-- Bill Gates, 1993



Sometimes we do get taken by surprise. For example, when the Internet came along, we had it as a fifth or sixth priority.
-- Bill Gates, 1998



One voice can be stronger than the thousand voices.
-- Kathryn Janeway



Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time
to reform.
-- Mark Twain



There are times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest.
-- Elie Wiesel



I never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain



Carpe diem! Seize the day boys! Make your lifes extraordinary!
-- John Keating


And today's login fortune:


We are governed not by armies and police but by ideas.
-- Mona Caird, 1892


Regards.

[Dannboy]

I never opened a fortune cookie, but my quotes are in my Signature :D
Oh, and "I cry when angels deserve to die" from Chop Suey! by SOAD

[Immune]

One of the ones from chat was "You will read a fortune cookie." And then it came true. :p

One of mine was "This fortune is false." Think about that :sifflote:

[Pizdzius]

Pity I never encountered fortune cookies in Poland, but it might be because we don't have that big chinese food companies. Requires to produce a full polish cookie fortune business I guess.

[platyna]

I have fortune cookies displayed on console on login. xD

Regards.