Because Gelfs Love Trees

[e30G]

Can't let those Christmas trees go...

http://www.regnumonline.com.ar/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=24156&stc=1&d=1262105095

[DkySven]

Seriously, what the hell is it with "Gelf"?

[brammie2118]

Great Elfs :) and nice pic :)

[UmarilsStillHere]

Great Elfs :)

hehe, first time I heard it was from Ignis, so Gay + Elf = Gelf, I assume.

Though Im only a half-gelf mind you :)

[brammie2118]

but Ignis are also elves... so I doubt they said that :p

[Klutu]

hehe, first time I heard it was from Ignis, so Gay + Elf = Gelf, I assume.

Though Im only a half-gelf mind you :)

Your Half Gay O.o


:sifflote:

[brammie2118]

bi-curious :p

[UmarilsStillHere]

but Ignis are also elves... so I doubt they said that :p

Ignis elves arnt gay though, they are emos ^^ however Eelfs dosnt realy work so we just stick with Ignis, Iggys, Reds, etc...

And as much as I would normaly defend my sexuality when my main char in game is a half (g)elf female I cant seriously say a whole lot :sifflote:

[brammie2118]

whahaha :p

[Mrreality13]

dam wheres my lighter :p:sifflote:

[Godot]

lolz , but Ignis elves cant be emos we dont have the in your eyes haircuts
or skinny pants those are in.....:sifflote:

[jackohan9]

lolz , but Ignis elves cant be emos we dont have the in your eyes haircuts
or skinny pants those are in.....:sifflote:

That not a problem, it depends what way you define "emo".
If you define it as the style, then the hair (which rocks, if its not painted and straightened..) the pants, etc.. are the main idea.
If you define it as "emotional", you just have to be depressed.

So Ignis elves could be emo's, you never know :sifflote:

[Noicha]

Well... According to the lore I thought they were really pitying themselves for the dark skin Syrtis gave them...
And spending your life in a huge, evil desert without any living trees must be really depressing too.

Sooooooo.... it might actually be true.

[Arafails]

Bah. Ignis elves are hard-assed mofos.

[1ray1]

Dwarfs love trees??http://yfrog.com/j1screenshot2010010619445j

http://yfrog.com/j1screenshot2010010619444j

[Yadi]

Dwarfs loves to cut trees.

[Angelwinged_Devil]

Dwarfs loves to cut trees.

so,
syrtis loves trees
ignis hates trees
dwarves loves to cut in them

The true history of Regnum has been discovered

early back in time everything was peaceful, THEN some syrtis guys started hating trees because the trees CHEATED on them, some syrtis were a bit fanatic so they started attacking the syrtis who hated trees and soon civil war broke out between tree haters and tree huggers, the tree huggers won so the tree haters had to leave the land

but not to their dismay! The land they entered had no, or dead trees, so this new place made them kinda happy, but they did not forget syrtis who loved trees and started kciking their ass because ignis are little emos who will always hold grudges

then syrtis saw some dwarves, cutting in trees, and the syrtis went all "OMG WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" and the dwarves went all "well, I needed to cut in this tree, I just love the sound of tree getting cut, not the same as working in the mines, but still, *droll*" the syrtis looked disgressfully at the dwarves and said "Man you're fucking psycho!!!"

the dwarves got insulted because they meant they were quite normal and no tall people should insult them! so he threw his knife at the syrtis and hit an elf in the head, the syrtis got all pissed off and started stomping on the dwarf and soon they were all bitchfighting, they then went away with bruises and broken bones to state that they were at war.

To the sadistic emos it looked as like the dwarves were having intercourse with the syrtis people and so they thought, "the friends of our enemies are our enemies too!! THEY MUST DIE" so they started ambushing random dwarves.

The dwarves then started asking the humans in their land for help and started training their goats into stand, learn magic and get intelligent, although they still had weird habits as eating grass and headbutting random things. But nevertheless it was better than nothing.

After a while the ignis found out that the dwarves at that time had really just been fighting them, so they sent a patrol of hunters with adult wolves as mounts to the dwarven lands and apoligize, maybe hearing if they could fight the treehuggers together, however when they arrived they saw the goats, standing and talking with teh dwarves, the hunters thought "BLASPHEMY, GOATS ARE DINNER NOT FIGHTERS, Screw this peacecrap, I'm kicking their ass"

And so the hunters attacked, but with their silly adult wolves they got pummeled badly, and war has enraged ever since because of some jealous emos and vandalistic midgets.

[1ray1]

lol very funny storie xD

[Noicha]

Owowowow there's nothing wrong with love! So this is a just war for Syrtis!
We simply have to root out all hate and vandalism and goat-training in this world so we can all live together in peace and love trees and write poems about them and hug each other!
VAMOOOOOOS :horsey: