Regnum Rule 34!

[Pizdzius]

http://iwconstructions.com/Regnum/slides/0187.jpg

You know you want it!!

Ha ha! it's no joke! it's not april's fools yet, right!
Actually the new models gave me this idea and it's gonna be a real Rule34 comic \o/ YAY! I KNOW you guys have been waiting for that whole this time, right?!

I won't post links here (since it's against the rules), but it will be ... obtainable. ;]

Right now, I just came up with the idea with few friends, wait for it to happen :D Coming soon!

[nedax]

just one word... WTF? :huh:

nice picture :O

[Leukothea]

Muahahahaha...

I'll be the first one in see it!!... i would love to enjoy that piece of art! :D

[Mattdoesrock]

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/7593/screenshot2009063011013.jpg

[Pizdzius]

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/7593/screenshot2009063011013.jpg

high five! ;D

[Torg_Snowflake]

Let me guess. Explicit sexual comedy, inspired in oglaf (Comics often dirty)?

Anyways you get my high five mate XD

[Pizdzius]

Let me guess. Explicit sexual comedy, inspired in oglaf (Comics often dirty)?

Anyways you get my high five mate XD

I can't reveal ^^ YEAH RULE 34 YOU WANTED IT BABE

[StoryTeller]

Is this something that we can blow up to poster size and uh...use for future reference?

[Dark_Barbarian]

piz make me appart of it! heres a photo of my barb.

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[Static_Fang]

So, if i understand this right.

Piz - A talented artist making a comic for his friends based on a game that (when he started making the comic) was great and glorious while studying at university/college to further his career.

Is now turning to,

Piz - A talented artist making a hilarious comic based around two factors, a) Rule 34 of the internet (lets face it guys, it was only a matter of time if you know rule 35) and b) a game that was great and glorious when he first started and had lots of awesome times.

or will it be,

Piz - A talented artist now drawing boobies based of a comic he made which was based on a game while studying to further his career.

Heheh... boobies...

I mean, either that or this is a prank and we're all going to end up on the news for a new kind of weird and strange fetish. But thats not likely right guys??

[Arafails]

:what: :huh: xD

[Dark_Barbarian]

So, if i understand this right.

Piz - A talented artist making a comic for his friends based on a game that (when he started making the comic) was great and glorious while studying at university/college to further his career.

Is now turning to,

Piz - A talented artist making a hilarious comic based around two factors, a) Rule 34 of the internet (lets face it guys, it was only a matter of time if you know rule 35) and b) a game that was great and glorious when he first started and had lots of awesome times.

or will it be,

Piz - A talented artist now drawing boobies based of a comic he made which was based on a game while studying to further his career.

Heheh... boobies...

I mean, either that or this is a prank and we're all going to end up on the news for a new kind of weird and strange fetish. But thats not likely right guys??



well then screw it then never mind what i said up top im not gona look stupid on this i already have enough people insulting me for 1 day already >.< :mad:

[Pizdzius]

piz make me appart of it! heres a photo of my barb.

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I never said I need characters.

[Arafails]

I never said I need characters.
Just as well, really.

Yeah, plenty of cyclopses around the place anyway.

[Inkster]

Oh god,

you said you dont need characters meaning you have them already
just dont put me in a pink tutu

That aside brilliant pic

[Dannboy]

Awesome!
Oh, by the way, for the ones that arent familiar with the rules.
Rule 34:
There is porn of it, no exceptions.

Translation: Everything in the world, comics, items, icons, movies etc.etc. can be made or found in a pornographic matter, and there are no exceptions.

[Anpu]

Does it mean regular comic's pages will be a bit slowed down?

Have fun with new comic idea :)

[Static_Fang]

Awesome!
Oh, by the way, for the ones that arent familiar with the rules.
Rule 34:
There is porn of it, no exceptions.

Translation: Everything in the world, comics, items, icons, movies etc.etc. can be made or found in a pornographic matter, and there are no exceptions.


Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, it will be made shortly by someone with an artistic talents.

Since piz is working on a new website design for the CBA comic, it's time to start making rumors that the Regnum Rule 34 will be a hidden easter egg in the new design xD

EDIT: Lol Inkster, don't worry. You won't be in pink cuz you'll be wearing NOTHING AT ALL... and what has been seen cannot be unseen.

[Arafails]

EDIT: Lol Inkster, don't worry. You won't be in pink cuz you'll be wearing NOTHING AT ALL... and what has been seen cannot be unseen.

Fur can be dyed, you know....

[Vythica]

...the Regnum Rule 34 will be a hidden easter egg in the new design...

I heard that too. Must be true. I got it from a very reliavble source.

[Pizdzius]

Internet is a srs business
Some argue that comic will be slowed down

WELL DUH of course. But tit for tat, right LOL I said tit


ok now let's be serious ;D
I JUST got this idea with friends. It's gonna take a while to produce it. Even when the website will be redesigned, it still be in production I'm afraid. And I'm also doing this in sort of different quality (black and white, clear paper - no textures - for pleasure)

\o/ Don't worry guys. I'm not going to draw there anyone who doesn't want it, or even know it.

[_Enio_]

:clapclap::clapclap::clapclap:xD

[Static_Fang]

I'm sorry but I just can't help myself... DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING UNLESS YOU WANT TO. CONSIDER THIS A WARNING AS THE SPELLS LISTED BELOW ARE JUST A JOKE.

Daughter of the Wind
Defensive Spell, used to mask the holes of the caster and prevent penetration of the wrong hole, as males tend to have bad aim. (Apart from marksmen).

Inkstink
Usable only by Inkster - Makes any nearby foes flaccid and ill.

Twisting Ivy
As warlocks are physically weak they call upon the plants of the earth to restrain and manipulate the target.

Dual Wield
A barbarian can handle twice as much as any other class.

Army of Over Nine Thousand
You're pretty much f*cked.

Summon ______
Fill in the blank with whatever floats ur boat xD

I'm so sorry but i couldn't help myself. What can you guys come up with? ;)

[Mattdoesrock]

All I can say is:

It's exactly what you think.

[Static_Fang]

All I can say is:

It's exactly what you think.

To who are you referring to here?

[Mattdoesrock]

Everyone. :devil:

[Static_Fang]

Everyone. :devil:

Alrighty then, but first you must make some spells for this new comic :P
And before that, you need to bake a cake. Now to bake the cake you must have the ingredients and to have those you must first invent the universe. You have 30mins.

[ArcticWolf]

Erhm... What?

xD

[El_Naso]

Did someone say cake? O.o

[Inkster]

(black and white, clear paper - no textures - for pleasure).

Ahh so its a black and white pink tutu for me then

Thaks ok :D

[Leukothea]

Well, is like Mattdoesfail said.

But, the characters are ready and the script too >_<

[Pizdzius]

Sorry to dissapoint you, specially you, Venom, but as I already stated, the idea is already here, so is the script and characters :)

Don't spoil too much plz guyz \o/

[Mattdoesrock]

My lips are sealed. :sifflote:





hrhr lips..

[ArcticWolf]

My lips are sealed.

That's what she said.

[Leukothea]

That's what she said.

Not only her xD

Okok i will keep myself quiet ^^

[UmarilsStillHere]

/me is scared...

[leytonn]

Yeeeah Fuck*ng Yeaaaahhh(By Marco Hietala :cuac:)

[Valkasar]

Yeeeah Fuck*ng Yeaaaahhh(By Marco Hietala :cuac:)

:O oh your god! i used to think that emmpu wos the only one who liked nightwish at RO :P

[Static_Fang]

Sorry to dissapoint you, specially you, Venom, but as I already stated, the idea is already here, so is the script and characters :)

Don't spoil too much plz guyz \o/

I'm just mucking around with the Idea for a bit of laughs :P I aint disappointed mate. As long as your looking after yourself bro I'm happy ^^

[Pizdzius]

This project is rather... to satisfy the needs of my audience. WINK WINK

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

This project is rather... to satisfy the needs of my audience. WINK WINK

Virgin Geeks with RSI? nah i joke :P

I hope you have fun making your dirty comic

and btw we are ALL going to hell for reading it.

[Static_Fang]

Virgin Geeks with RSI? nah i joke :P

I hope you have fun making your dirty comic

and btw we are ALL going to hell for reading it.

And yet it is so worth it xD (mainly cuz im an atheist and i don't believe in hell :D)

[Arafails]

And yet it is so worth it xD (mainly cuz im an atheist and i don't believe in hell :D)
That's a shame. Hell believes in you ;P

[Anonymous_man]

Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven :devil:

[Static_Fang]

Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven :devil:

*Rule in hell

Someones been playing to much darksiders :P WAR IS HERE!!!!

[Raideniza]

Rule 34... Sounds like /b/... Sounds like fun!

[ArcticWolf]

Rule 34... Sounds like /b/... Sounds like fun!

/b/ is the playground of the NSA, CIA and FBI. So now you know where the pedophiles work!

[Raideniza]

You don't know how wrong you are.

[Thornton]

*Rule in hell

Someones been playing to much darksiders :P WAR IS HERE!!!!

xD The line Anonymous_man posted is from the poem Paradise Lost by John Milton and the correct word is "reign" :)

[Static_Fang]

xD The line Anonymous_man posted is from the poem Paradise Lost by John Milton and the correct word is "reign" :)

I know but i wanted to quote Darksiders.
WAR IS HERE!!! xD

[Thornton]

I know but i wanted to quote Darksiders.
WAR IS HERE!!! xD

xD rofl :clapclap:

[Leukothea]

Uh i'm scared...

Laeloth is reading this topic... hmmm

But anyway... this is going to be heaven, and actually... it works xD (you know Piz what i'm talking about)

[Azulsito]

Good Piz! We are expecting your next chapter ;)

[tjanex]

We wait...

xD

[HuntShot]

I dont get it can someone explain that to me? whats Rule 34? A new sekt which I don't know any thing of? or......

[ArcticWolf]

I dont get it can someone explain that to me? whats Rule 34? A new sekt which I don't know any thing of? or......
If there's something on the Internet, there's porn of it.

[leytonn]

If there's something on the Internet, there's porn of it.

Hahahahaha.

[Salvador_Limones]

Need thorkul porn.

Yeaks! Disgusting XD

[Pizdzius]

Need thorkul porn.

We already thought about it, but we prefer no tentacles/beast porn ;D

[HuntShot]

YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Seriously piz? are you going to make like animated porn? of RO?
ffs,
there are like a thousand reasons why thats sooo wrong!

Number 1 is that it sounds like.... gay fagg is gay, you know?

[ArcticWolf]

Gorn then? A party making their way inside and then having the other kind of party there? Im sure inside thorkul stuff is hot and wet... errrrrrrrr...

You're very creative indeed...

[Mattdoesrock]

YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Seriously piz? are you going to make like animated porn? of RO?
ffs,
there are like a thousand reasons why thats sooo wrong!

Number 1 is that it sounds like.... gay fagg is gay, you know?

What???

Piz would never do that...






It's a comic.






:sifflote:

[Pizdzius]

YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Seriously piz? are you going to make like animated porn? of RO?
ffs,
there are like a thousand reasons why thats sooo wrong!

Number 1 is that it sounds like.... gay fagg is gay, you know?


First off it's interesting that you think it's going to be animated. That must be your wish \o/ unfortunately, no. I plan to just draw it!

Of course it's wrong! That's why I expect people to read it!

"Gay fagg is gay"! Well no shit sherlock, flawless logic here. What do gay people have to do with my post, though?

[ArcticWolf]

Of course it's wrong! That's why I expect people to read it!

Exactly, we may not be interested in Regnum porn, but surely we are about taboo. You know, those human impulses called Curiosity and its little sister Transgression.

"Gay fagg is gay"! Well no shit sherlock, flawless logic here. What do gay people have to do with my post, though?

I think he's talking about 4chan and that stuff, not directly about gay people.

[Torg_Snowflake]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090609154608/regnum/images/thumb/c/c3/Savage_Thrall.jpg/160px-Savage_Thrall.jpg

This must be a joke, or some hunter needs to keep his pet on a leash

[Pizdzius]

Nice Troll there, Torg xD

If somebody thinks it's wrong, disguisting, innapropriate, then no problem, you don't have to see it - there will be a confirmation box etc, so you won't stumble upon it by accident. ^^

[Mbwana]

....
If somebody thinks it's wrong, disguisting, innapropriate, then no problem, you don't have to see it - there will be a confirmation box etc, so you won't stumble upon it by accident. ^^

oh good, I was worried I would accidently come across something that would put me through a moral crisis xD ^^



Nice Troll there, Torg xD
...

that's a thrall :cuac:

[Shiriki]

For some reason, I knew this was going to happen...

Oh, yeah, pages 117 and 139 ^^

I'm just 16 so don't expect that I read it...

[Dannboy]

I'm just 16 so don't expect that I watch it...

Im 14 but im going to read(Watch?!) every single page!
How is the project doing, btw?

[Torg_Snowflake]

I understand the restriction to buying and or selling stuff... but be over 18 to watch? 13-17 are the ones that need it the most...

Anyways, I'm still really curious to see how this turns out XD

[Pizdzius]

It will take some time, considering I have lots of things to do in the meantime. Be patient, little grasshoppers :D

If a 14 year old can access redtube no matter what he/she shouldn't do, then I guess I can't stop them if they desire to read/watch it :P

and we all know who need pr0n the most

GROWING UP F*CK YEAH!

[Dannboy]

access redtube

Hi im 12 and what is this?
Jking, but yeah. You cant really stop anyone, only warn them to not make it your fault if they....you know.
Become furries.

[Torg_Snowflake]

Don't worry Piz. Take your time, we just show support ^^

Meanwhile we can discuss the industry, the internets and the art of pleasing the ones we love (including ourselves) ;)

[Shiriki]

...Guess I could see some pages...

Uh, what is redtube? no, I'm imaging what it is, forget it.


And what do you mean by saying I need it the most? ^^

[ArcticWolf]

Hi im 12 and what is this?

It's like playing Twister, but without clothes.

[leytonn]

It's like playing Twister, but without clothes.

Please stop, you'reso f*cking funny :clapclap:

[Static_Fang]

While this may be something some people will avoid, you just know that curiosity will have most people snag a look or 2. I mean, this is more 'art' by Piz so you know it will be good looking (zing!) but at the same time it may force some of us to take a shower afterwards if you know what I'm saying.

I feel dirty all of a sudden...

[Shiriki]

Oh, come on, you would seriously need a shower (I understand what you mean) for that?

... maybe yes.

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

It will take some time, considering I have lots of things to do in the meantime. Be patient, little grasshoppers :D

If a 14 year old can access redtube no matter what he/she shouldn't do, then I guess I can't stop them if they desire to read/watch it :P

and we all know who need pr0n the most

GROWING UP F*CK YEAH!

i guess the most you can do is post a disclaimer somewhere before you view it so you cant be blamed. other than that, remember internet rule #2

"Rule 2: The Internet interprets censorship as damage and routes around it. (Gilmore's Law)"

*explanation*

Information wants to be free. Those on the Internet will work to keep information free. If a copyrighted image is taken down, it will be mirrored off a dozen other servers in Finland. If a video is pulled from YouTube, it will pop up on Metacafe.

[Pizdzius]

i guess the most you can do is post a disclaimer somewhere before you view it so you cant be blamed. other than that, remember internet rule #2

"Rule 2: The Internet interprets censorship as damage and routes around it. (Gilmore's Law)"



that's not the rules I know. ;D hahahehehhe.
Dude, everyone knows that. If I didn't want anyone to copy my art, I just wouldn't upload it and be stuck to galleries and art studies ^^
disclaimer and confirmation is obvious.

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

that's not the rules I know. ;D hahahehehhe.
Dude, everyone knows that. If I didn't want anyone to copy my art, I just wouldn't upload it and be stuck to galleries and art studies ^^
disclaimer and confirmation is obvious.

after further investigation, it seems that the rules i found were different than the ACTUAL rules, although rule 34 and 35 are very similar

[e30G]

Piz, I hope these would be some inspiration for you:

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f361/e30ernest/Regnum/New%20Models/screenshot2010-04-1002_49_57.jpg
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f361/e30ernest/Regnum/New%20Models/screenshot2010-04-1002_50_17.jpg
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f361/e30ernest/Regnum/New%20Models/screenshot2010-04-1002_50_21.jpg
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f361/e30ernest/Regnum/New%20Models/screenshot2010-04-1001_25_36.jpg
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f361/e30ernest/Regnum/New%20Models/screenshot2010-04-1001_29_06.jpg

Party time! XD

[Mattdoesrock]

That's season 4, Gal. ;)

[Pizdzius]

That's season 4, Gal. ;)

Shhhhh! Damn it Matt! xD

[Neliel_]

Tits or gtfo ? Okay okay ^^;
http://i42.tinypic.com/21oa90j.jpg

[e30G]

Tits or gtfo ? Okay okay ^^;
http://i42.tinypic.com/21oa90j.jpg

That's scary....

[Neliel_]

That's scary....
Rule 36 (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule+36) is closely related to the 34th :angel2:

[Pizdzius]

OHAI!!! ITS OPEN

two pages for now, rest in June ^^ HAVE FUN with this pretend-to-be-80's-porn. :D

[Static_Fang]

So we'll wait till June for the rest of it to come out, but if I may intrude exactly HOW much is to come out?

[Pizdzius]

well it's a one-shot. That means it's gonna be intense but short. I can't predict, but I hope it's gonna be like 20 pages ;)

[Static_Fang]

well it's a one-shot. That means it's gonna be intense but short. I can't predict, but I hope it's gonna be like 20 pages ;)

Ahh, ok ^^

[Torg_Snowflake]

I do like how you are following a certain style... tough you might be able to tell wich better than me... I see something kind of... familiar.

Amazing work ^^

[ArcticWolf]

I'll be reading it. :P

[Pizdzius]

Well I'm basing it on a certain famous pr0n comic, by... ehm... well.. Giovanna Casotto. Go figure. xD Maybe that's what you mean

I'm very glad you guys are falling for it :F
Thanks Xeph for fixing php ^^

:sifflote: Have a nice April, May and June

[ArcticWolf]

Thanks Xeph for fixing php ^^

You're welcome!

[Gawyn_Trakkand]

Man i cant fap.... i mean appreciate the art of only those few strips, there are no BOOBS.

Lol i kidd, good job piz ;P

[Mattdoesrock]

Hey Piz, some people beat you to it!

CLICK FOR PR0N (http://www.regnumonline.com.ar/forum/showthread.php?t=59938)

hurhurhurhur "beat"

[PT_DaAr_PT]

Hey Piz, some people beat you to it!

CLICK FOR PR0N (http://www.regnumonline.com.ar/forum/showthread.php?t=59938)

hurhurhurhur "beat"

There are actually more of those. :sifflote:

[TheDarkOne]

Is this dead? :P

[Mattdoesrock]

Not dead, just put to one side.

Once Piz has time, he will eventually get round to it I imagine.

[Pizdzius]

I am so sorry for all the delays, it's a very tough year, full of deaths, operations and money problems /o\ As soon as I straighten out things, I'll get it done.
Also, try to convince Alita to come back to IRC :P without him, it's not the same!

[Orimae]

Awesome!
Oh, by the way, for the ones that arent familiar with the rules.
Rule 34:
There is porn of it, no exceptions.

Translation: Everything in the world, comics, items, icons, movies etc.etc. can be made or found in a pornographic matter, and there are no exceptions.

Rule 39 is furry porn...i want furry porn Piz!! XD

Rule 39 ftw!!!

[Orimae]

Awesome!
Oh, by the way, for the ones that arent familiar with the rules.
Rule 34:
There is porn of it, no exceptions.

Translation: Everything in the world, comics, items, icons, movies etc.etc. can be made or found in a pornographic matter, and there are no exceptions.



Rule 39 is furry porn...i want furry porn Piz!! XD

Rule 39 ftw!!!


I am so sorry for all the delays, it's a very tough year, full of deaths, operations and money problems /o\ As soon as I straighten out things, I'll get it done.


Hope you do better soon man...really .

[Orimae]

dpuble posting them triple posting ftw....?

Anyone one would think i was drunk...

Oh wait..i am drunk... XD

[StoryTeller]

You have porn on the brain. For that matter, so do I!

Piz, I promise to show up more on IRC. Hope the new year starts off well for you!

[Pizdzius]

You have porn on the brain. For that matter, so do I!

Piz, I promise to show up more on IRC. Hope the new year starts off well for you!

Yes, please! I miss you so much :D <3

[Static_Fang]

what is the regnum IRC, I can't remember it for the life of me

[Pwnography]

what is the regnum IRC, I can't remember it for the life of me
regnum-online

[StoryTeller]

*a certain phallus-like member of unsaid person's body pushes this topic back to the top of the pile*

I was referring to my finger clicking on the post :P

[Pizdzius]

ohai. I'm working. Will be back on forums/irc tomorrow >;D

[TheDarkOne]

Okey, this is sooooo death :P

[_Enio_]

Okey, this is sooooo dead :P

*hides*
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