Ban the person above you

[Altara]

Banned for using this smiley: :sifflote:

[Pwnography]

Banned for using this smiley: :sifflote:

Banned for thinking I was the one who abandoned her.

[Immune]

Banned because this thread has OVER 9,000 VIEWS!!!!!

[animalartist]

Banned for caring.:superpusso:

[Mbwana]

banned for having so many lvl 50's and making me feel jealous :D

[Silent_Shadow]

banned for being squashed

[Shwish]

banned for illegally smuggling yourself onto central island

[Mbwana]

banned for being camping montsognir save, those poor newbs!

[Zodar]

banned for having so many lvl 50's and making me feel jealous :D

Banned for inappropriate use of an apostrophe.

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for caring about apstrops or however its in english

[Mbwana]

banned for atrocious spelling

[Shwish]

B4Nn3D 4 n0t B31Ng 1337

[Dannboy]

B4Nn3D 4 n0t B31Ng 1337

|34|\||\|'c| |=0r |\|07' |331|\|9 100% 1337'

[UmarilsStillHere]

Banned for being too Leet.

[Mr_Egg]

Banned for spelling leet with a capital L.

[Shwish]

banned for assuming "Leet" is not a proper noun

[Arafails]

Banned for metaprobability related reasons.

[-ltl-]

Banned for wasting time playing regnum, when having such a good education (?)

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for not letting him waste his time.

[Shwish]

banned for not being #1 in S-korea

[Immune]

Banned for camping your own inner realm save.

[Arafails]

Banned for bringing up the damned camping again.

[Silent_Shadow]

banned for damning camping like i do

[Shwish]

banned for disapproving of camping. i love camping. when i was young, my dad and i used to go camping all the time. we would make a fire and melt marshmallows and pitch up a tent etc. it was really awesome times. why do people hate camping so much?

[Arafails]

Banned because I hate following caravans up hills.

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for being lazy

[-ltl-]

Banned because people seem to forget that the human body isn't capable of everything

[Gabburtjuh]

banned because my body istn human.

[Shwish]

banned because your body is a wonderland

[Immune]

:what:?! Banned!!!

[Mbwana]

banned for not giving a coherent reason for banning

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for useing coherent

[UmarilsStillHere]

Banned for spelling 'using' as 'useing'

[Mbwana]

banned for using 'useing' in quotes (and if ppl ban me for hypocricy...you have no imagination xD)

[Dannboy]

Banned for thinking I have no imagination. I love grandma

[S_N_I_P_E_R]

Banned for loving Grandma's (didn't state if it was yours, so I presume you have a g.i.l.f. (Grandma i'd like to fcuk) fettish)

[Arafails]

Banned for bringing Fashion Club U.K. into it.

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned for not bringing French Connection UK into it.

[Immune]

Banned for thinking "Falcon's Crazy Unlit Kerosene" was somehow related to the UK.

And if you wonder what I mean by falcon, banned also for not knowing who captain falcon is! Or his recently made up kerosene.

[Shwish]

banned for giving ban reason thats too long for me to bother to read

[Immune]

Banned for being too lazy to read 2.5 lines.

[Mr_Egg]

Banned for not rounding number of lines to nearest whole number.

[Shwish]

Banned for ironically having a clan in 'Syrtis' called 'Underdogs'

[UmarilsStillHere]

Banned for quoting The Matrix: Reloaded when playing as a char using the same name as a character who died in The Matrix. Paradox :}

[Mbwana]

banned for bringing a paradox into the equation, thereby causing many headaches and chronic break down of the mental state

[Arafails]

Banned for not seeing the Paradox machine in the corner that prevents all that ("Cannibalism!")

[tjanex]

Banned to poeh on the bridge no1 has the courage to pass!

[Mr_Egg]

Banned for being too scared to cross a bridge

[Tyrian]

Banned for scaring people who cross the bridge

[Arafails]

Banned for bridging across the scared people.

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for just having killed my little brother on my acc >.> :p
(gj tbh :p)

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned for trying to ban someone for legal in-game activity.
AND for saying gj when somebody kills your little bro. :tsk_tsk:
AND for letting someone else use your account.

BAM! Three strikes!

[Evangeline]

banned for finding three reasons to ban someone :beerchug:

[Mr_Egg]

Banned for not finding 3 reasons to ban someone
AND for using an alcohol-related smilie
AND for making me think of a third ban reason ;)

[jaeofsyrtis]

Banned for having cool lag, that i am jelous of. :superpusso:

[NotScias]

Banned for still playing this stupid game

[Shwish]

banned for assuming this is a game... this is the real deal

[Mr_Egg]

Banned for banning in the wrong thread. (Not this one)

[Godofsilver]

Banned for having a silly name, Mr Egg.

[Shwish]

Banned because its not his fault, Gandalf and Legolas was already taken

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for not thinking of legolas lllll or gandalf lllxl

[Arafails]

Banned for numeral failure.

[veluchami]

banned for being too picky

[Shwish]

banned for being the unlucky victim of a ban

[Arafails]

Banned for being the lucky winner of an exclusive ban!

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for not giving me the exclusive ban

[Shwish]

exclusively banned for spelling Bastards wrong... Doh

[Tyrian]

banned for being a control freak

[Mbwana]

banned for making me post in this thread again

[animalartist]

Banned for blaming someone else for your weakness.

[Silent_Shadow]

banned for banning mbwana lol

[Mr_Egg]

Banned for banning mbwana's banner.

[Evangeline]

banned for looking so damn cool :metal:

[Mbwana]

banned for using a dancing banana

[Gytha_Ogg]

banned for using a dancing banana

Banned for Mbwana being a banna over a banana.


Edit: In my defense, this is wicked pissa funny if you have a Boston accent. If you're from anywhere else in the universe, this is probably a 'lolwut?' without the 'lol'. :cuac:

When I lived in Boston, there used to be a cop show on where the hero was named "Dan Tanna" - I thought this name was "Dan Tanner" for the longest time.

[Shwish]

banned for using the word 'banna' which doesnt exist in the english language

[Mr_Egg]

Banned for not assuming "banna" is the cool kid way of spelling "banner"

[UmarilsStillHere]

Banned because 'banna' and 'banner' can also be used to describe anyone whos banned anyone in this thread. You banna you :p

[Shwish]

banned because i dont see how the word 'banna' could ever be reguarded as cool

[Mbwana]

banned for blasphemy!

mbwanana be banna......yeah, I fail :p

[Mr_Egg]

Banned for acknowledging your own fail

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned for acknowledging your own fail

Banned for not having hatched by now. :cuac:

[Mr_Egg]

Banned for assuming I make biological sense :cuac:

[Balazare]

Banned for not being anologically correct

[Shwish]

banned for not defining the word 'correct'

[Mbwana]

banned for switching from being a petless marksman to being a marksman that is petless (which is grammatically correct)

[Pwnography]

banned for switching from being a petless marksman to being a marksman that is petless (which is grammatically correct)

Banned for not ending your sentence with a ".".

[Balazare]

Banned for using a ban that has already been used to ban some other forum member. Balazare FTW

[blood-raven]

banned for using the wrong abbreviation, it should be Balazare WTF.

[Gytha_Ogg]

banned for using the wrong abbreviation, it should be Balazare WTF.

Banned for not recognizing the famed Balazare Fake Tanning Workshops (not to be confused with Balazare Frog-Tamers World, with whom they are currently embroiled in a bitter trademark dispute).

[Balazare]

Banned for pointing out who I am XD

[Shwish]

Banned you are for not like Yoda you speak

[Mr_Egg]

Banned for lack of Yoda picture in Yoda based post
http://www.nerdfitness.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/yoda.jpg

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for using a yoda picture from when he was a puppet

[animalartist]

Banned for picking on the original yoda :P

[Mbwana]

banned for banning the shadow that is never silent

[animalartist]

banned for assuming the shadow is never silent

[veluchami]

banned for assuming that assumption is bannable

[Balazare]

Banned for banning the person who assumed the assumtion is bannable

[Silent_Shadow]

banned for continuing banning for banning for banning? for assuming...
whatever xD

[Arafails]

Banned for appending xD to whatever

[Balazare]

Banned for using a smiley emoticon in the middle of a ban.

[power-digital14]

Ban definitived :s

[Mbwana]

banned for unclear ban reason

[Mr_Egg]

Banned for ban clarity related vague issues

[Farcium]

Banned for confusing me completely xD

[Shwish]

banned because Mr Egg cant confuse you... he's a conjurer

[Arafails]

Banned for illegitimate use of ellipsis.

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for knowing the use of an ellipsis.

[Mr_Egg]

Banned for not being the only noob

[Gabburtjuh]

Banned for having Syrtis Logo as an avatar.

banned for stealing my line, go and read the script :p

[Mr_Egg]

Banned for referring to the script

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because the script is invisible.

P.S. I figured someone would get my sig... :D

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because you are correct lol

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because now I'll have to take that back, and because you keep banning me :p

[na0miiihorus]

banned for banning a princess

[Arafails]

Banned because I haven't seen you on the game for months

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for not having a sig saying you are Nerlon, as originally i didn't know who you were.

P.S am i correct?

[na0miiihorus]

banned for identity stealing.. sorta

[Pwnography]

Banned for listening to etype.

[UmarilsStillHere]

Banned because I can only see your Sig in 1 of your 3 posts on this page, and thats weird :s

Note: Though you can set a custom profile avatar for the forum you can only choose from the selection in the user CP

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because I wanted to ban Crackhead for confusing me :P
And yeah i can only see the sig in one of the posts... strange

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned for a four-emoticon sig.

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned. Because I said so. :p

[ginoboy]

banned because you have the word noob in your name idk?

[ginoboy]

banned because you were wrong 1 posts!!

[ginoboy]

banned because ima firing mah lazor!!!
O.o
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[Arafails]

Banned because that's no laser. Wait, what?

[ginoboy]

Banned because that's no laser. Wait, what?
banned because you used the word what?
and you said that that was not an lazar :P

[Mbwana]

banned for stating to be a lonely conjurer yet placing two inappropriate dancing bananas next to the statement

[ginoboy]

banned because you make me laugh XD

[Mr_Egg]

Banned for laughing in a "lol-free zone"

[ginoboy]

banned for being an egg-burger :D

[Pwnography]

Banned for having every second post so far on this page.

[ginoboy]

banned for saying far but it's close

[Arafails]

Banned for correctly compounding "it" and "is".

[Matrak]

Banned for being a Grammer Nazi.

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned for stealing Ginoboy's slot.

[Mbwana]

banned for having the lyric of a song as a sig:

One shot, one kill
No luck, just skill
lalalala

[Mr_Egg]

Banned for singing...badly

[Mbwana]

Banned for singing...badly

banned for hurting my feelings :'(

even if it is true :P

[na0miiihorus]

Banned for listening to etype.


lmao.



^ banned for being on vactation in south korea

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for having feelings

[Shwish]

banned for having bad feelings towards people who have feelings

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for having a quote in your sig... :sifflote:

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for bbzzztt(tunnel)bzzzzttt(connection lost)bbzzztt

[Gabburtjuh]

banned because i can acctually, im banning you because i feel like replying to this thread, so thats with a reason, but not for banning you :P

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned 'cause I am sick.

theoneenoob's germs are banned for making him sick.

[Inkster]

Banned as the germs aren't a person

[Mbwana]

banned for putting forth an incomplete statement:

[continued] germs are persons, plural

[Ulti19]

Banned for not reaching lv 50 yet!! U can do it MB :D

[Pwnography]

Banned for not reaching lv 50 yet!! U can do it MB :D

Banned for giving encouragement.

[Mikan]

Banned because SIXTY SEVEN PAGES WHAT THE HELL... I give up.

[ginoboy]

Banned because the game is not over yet XD

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because this starts the next page...

[ginoboy]

Banned for telling that this is the next page :D
ty btw XD

[Mattdoesrock]

Banned because we fail.

The Spanish version of this has nearly 6,000 posts. Up the spam! xD

[Arafails]

Banned because nose-guy said so. ¬¿¬

[ginoboy]

Banned because boring-guy is watching you -.-

[Shwish]

banned for <insert ban reason here>

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for bann reason not found

[ginoboy]

Banned for not finding an ban reason :D

[Mr_Egg]

Banned for finding a ban reason

[Inkster]

Banned for using a previously used ban reason

[Shwish]

Banned for finding a ban reason

Banned for not wanting to go to Trelle. Its a lovely picnic location

[Mr_Egg]

Banned for not wanting to go to Trelle. Its a lovely picnic location

Banned for banning the wrong person.

[ginoboy]

banned because i eat eggs in the morning :D

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned for high cholesterol readings.

[na0miiihorus]

banned for posting 201 times

[Pwnography]

banned for posting 201 times

Banned for not coming on mumble D=

[Inkster]

Banned because im not Irish

[Inkster]

Banned oneself for being a Pratt

[Immune]

Banned because I'd rather ban the person below me.

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned for wanting to ban me before you even knew it was me. :fury:

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned for lighting that poor smiley face on fire.

[Mbwana]

banned for being Sorrow's hamster....and having a location and sig that makes me laugh

[na0miiihorus]

banned for being banned yet still coming back

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for quitting but still banning ppl

[Pwnography]

Banned for not banning her for not coming on mumble like she said she would.:p

[Shwish]

banned for letting one rip and pretending none of us heard

[Shwish]

banned for double posting

wewt 700 posts in this thread

[Inkster]

banned for spamming to get the 700th post

[blood-raven]

banned for fun

[ginoboy]

Banned for banning someone for fun
Btw hi Blood :)

[blood-raven]

banned for saying hi to me

hi gino

[na0miiihorus]

banned for saying hi to gino, you sicko!

[ginoboy]

Banned for calling my clanmate/friend an sicko!
btw hi naomii :D

[na0miiihorus]

hey :D
banned for belonging to syrtis..

[ginoboy]

banned for belonging to ignis or alsuis..
btw hi again XD

[blood-raven]

banned for not knowing he's ignis

[ginoboy]

Banned for helping me :D
ty blood XD

[na0miiihorus]

banned for calling me a he-.-

[na0miiihorus]

too slow.. banned gino for..
banning him

[blood-raven]

banned, cause on a forum, the gender is not important xD

[Shwish]

banned for being too scared to come out of the closet

[blood-raven]

banned because i'm not, i'll do it now! I LOVE GIRLS!

voila

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned for not being banned.

[Farcium]

Banned for being a Hamster xD

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned for being a hater.

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

Banned 'cause I am a hater too.

noooo. too many haters!!

anyway, banned for being a noob.

[Inkster]

banned for spelling no with 4 o's

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned for having a great idea.

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for not being in your treadmill(is it spelled that way?)

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned for not being in your treadmill(is it spelled that way?)

yes you spelled it right and i think you are thinking of a hamster wheel but its close enough.

banned for having a name that is impossible to pronounce.

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for not being able to pronounce my name gab bur tjuh, just like you spell it :P

[Mattdoesrock]

Banned for thinking 'tjuh' is pronouncable. :p

[Inkster]

Banned for thinking its not

[Gabburtjuh]

banned because inkster is a very important person, and there has that ability, lvl 5 even.

[animalartist]

banned because inkster is a very important person, and there has that ability, lvl 5 even.

Banned for being a kiss ass <3

[blood-raven]

your all banned for not being dutch + not able to pronounce gabbertjuh

[Inkster]

Banned for been a Pledge

[Mr_Egg]

Banned for spelling "being" wrong
(almost banned you for being a baron... that would've been predictable)

[Shwish]

banned for classified reasons. if i told you i would have to kill you

[jaeofsyrtis]

Banned for threatening to ban a guy with awesome lag.

[Inkster]

Banned for Posting Today, 12:06 PM

[Immune]

Banned for unintentionally confusing me with time zones.

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned for being easily confused.

[Shwish]

banned for not DI-ing him so that he wouldn't get confused

[Inkster]

Banned because warlocks don't cast confuse

[Gabburtjuh]

Banned for being a kiss ass <3

banned for confusing me for calling me cute or something i guess, only certain ppl can do that, classified who can do that :P

guy above me, banned because i need to bann you to post here

[Inkster]

Banned for double banning

[Shwish]

banned because there is no spoon

[Inkster]

Banned because there is

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned for not DI-ing him so that he wouldn't get confused

banned for thinking i have a character that is capable if casting DI.

guy above me, banned for finding the spoon.

[Arafails]

Banned for banning the banner that banned so long ago.

[Inkster]

Banned for failing arrows

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned because you can't ban him for failing arrows...you have to at least give him the chance to re-take arrows next semester.

[Inkster]

Banned because his arrows are a failure and therefore cannot be re-taken, he/she should buy higher quality scroll instead

[blood-raven]

banned because i kick you off the hill and now it's my hill!

[Silent_Shadow]

banned for spelling off as of

[blood-raven]

banned because i fixed it

[Immune]

Banned because I broke it.

[Inkster]

Banned because the fifth elephant appeared

[Immune]

Banned because you made me google "The fifth elephant".

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned for having to google it. :fury:

[Inkster]

Banned for not having to HO HO

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned for omitting a 'HO' and thinking someone here is santa.

[Gabburtjuh]

banned because of :closed1:

[Inkster]

Banned for 1 hour

[Pwnography]

Banned for 1 hour

Banned for being to soft.(did he buy xim or sumthin?)

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned for being irish and not owning a shalalee

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for not letting me play poker with you guys at samal save

[Silent_Shadow]

banned because i want to play poker

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned because you can't say "Read 'em and weep, boys!" if you're Silent.

[Silent_Shadow]

banned cause i lol'd at that xD

[Kratos_Aurion]

Banned for spamming this thread O.o

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned for thinking that this thread has any real purpose to begin with :P

[Mbwana]

banned for daring to say that this thread has no real purpose; the fun and entertainment of spamming is life's meaning!

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned for correcting me.

[Shwish]

Banned for having such an awesome character name