Ban the person above you

[Ulti19]

Banned because it does matter :D

(my god almost 2000 responses xD)

[Aasiora-Leif]

Banned because it takes 10 players to kill you now. What gear do you have? O.o

[Ulti19]

Banned because it's not gear it's my move defensive stance:D
(btw i can't do dmg under it)

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because you are just that epic that you won't die! Grrr pff. :superpusso:

[Ulti19]

Banned for calling me epic! I iz teh biggest noob of them all :horsey:
(thx xD)

[Mbwana]

banned because you are no noob! and I should know, I'm an expert in that field

[Arafails]

Banned because I have an allegorical spanner and I'm not afraid to throw it.

[blood-raven]

banned because this is the http://images.dr3vil.com/files2/default/best_thread_ever.jpg

[Arafails]

Banned because the opinions of people who anticipate Janeway pr0n with glee do not count.

[blood-raven]

banned cause you failed

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because we all fail!! Party time!

[Aasiora-Leif]

banned for creating a fail party

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for banning partying pplz!

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because eh no reason at all.

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned because ya gots ta have a reason - otherwise we all descend into chaos... and you wouldn't want to be responsible for that, would you?

[Gabburtjuh]

banned because i would

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because that's my line.

[Matrak]

Banned for *daring* to ban dutch!

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because I dare to do a lot . xD

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned for leaving us hangin'!

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for thinking you are all hanging. Hah!

[Evangeline]

Thread banned for unexplainable purposes :imstupid::wiggle14:

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for banning the thread

[Mbwana]

banned for forgetting that this ban thread cannot be banned unless the world ends


and the flaming brimstone that's raining outside does not count

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because of 'brimstone' haha. Idk, just found that funny sounding.

[blood-raven]

banned cause you are all just filthy spammers :p

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned because we're not filthy! I took a bath just last month. :fury:

[ieti]

Banned for being a smelly goat :naughty:

....and for reading too much Terry Pratchett.

[Arafails]

Banned for reading too little Terry Pratchett. Ha-Ha!

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for reading at all.

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned because how did you know we were reading unless you... read our posts? J'Accuse!

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned just because.

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for banning Gytha xD

[blood-raven]

banned cause i saw u online yesterday!

[Pwnography]

Banned for not being blind.

[Mbwana]

banned for blindness

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned for discrimination. sightist?

[Matrak]

Banned for resembling Richard Hammond, you hamster!

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned for making me use google (duckduckgo, actually).

[Pwnography]

Banned for having to google Richard Hammond

[Matrak]

Banned for making a point.

[Mbwana]

banned because a point has been made concerning a point

[Mrreality13]

banned for making a point that was already made in the department of redundancy department :razz:

[Mbwana]

banned for repeating 'department' twice, making it redundant (pff, I should think up a better ban reason)

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned because the Department of Redundancy Department has a special dispensation to have a redundant Department in their department name. And technically, he only repeated it once.

[Matrak]

Banned using a short sentence.

[Inkster]

Banned for keeping this thread alive

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned for wanting it to die.

[Matrak]

Banned for banning the one who banned me.

[Inkster]

Double ban as

1. I cant die Im a Bot

and

2. you deserved to be banned :D

[Matrak]

Banned because I'll go bald at 20, just like my char. (why genes, why?!)

[Mbwana]

banned because I like cake

[Gabburtjuh]

banned because the cake is a lie, so you like lieing, liar!

[Mbwana]

banned because I knew that was coming!

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because I've missed you all :wub2: xD

[Mbwana]

wb(anned)

yay, I got to use this ban reason again xD

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for recycling a ban reason

[Mbwana]

banned because its good for the environment

[VandaMan]

Why is this thread still alive? O.o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOU8GIRUd_g)

[Matrak]

Banned because the link doesn't work :P

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

Why is this thread still alive? O.o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOU8GIRUd_g)

banned because my highschool ruined the rickroll meme for me. so glad im out of that shithole.

to the person above me: banned for doubting van.

[VandaMan]

the link doesn't work :P

Is your computer on?

[Matrak]

Is your computer on?

Banned because of this:
"This video contains content from LockerGnome and Sony Music Entertainment, one or more of whom have blocked it in your country on copyright grounds."

[VandaMan]

Banned because of this:
"This video contains content from LockerGnome and Sony Music Entertainment, one or more of whom have blocked it in your country on copyright grounds."

You live in a stupid country.

[Matrak]

Banned for speaking the truth.

[Silent_Shadow]

banned because you never banned van for not banning xD

[Arafails]

Banned because van is van so is implicitly banned.

[Mbwana]

banned for creating such a beautiful poetry :P

[VandaMan]

Banned because van is van so is implicitly banned.

Racist....

[Arafails]

Banned for using three times U+002E instead of a U+2026 for ellipsis.

[Matrak]

bnnd 4 5pk1n g33k, |/|008!

[Gabburtjuh]

banned because im back! (and i brought cookies, dark-side only though)

[blood-raven]

banned for not giving me the cookies!

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for wanting cookies while not being on the dark-side

[blood-raven]

banned cause you don't know on which side i am

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for not knowing that i do, i can see you, so your not on the dark-side, because i wouldnt see you there :P

[Matrak]

Banned for being an asshole. STOP RECRUITING *MY* N00BS!

[Inkster]

banned as theres enough noobs to go round

[Mbwana]

banned because:

"NOTICE: NOOB-FOR-HIRE, will work for five hours a cookie"
-Mbwana

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for being on hire for a cookies. Pff you ask for a box of cookies, do you know nothing? :superpusso:

[blood-raven]

banned cause we are all noobs! noob club ftw!

[Arafails]

Banned because of the first and second rules of noob club.

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because they're more like guidelines than actual rules.

[Mbwana]

banned for quoting a disney movie

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for being a hypocrite. If you know where it comes from then you've most likely seen it. :p

[Matrak]

Banned because I've got a jar of DIIIIIIRT!

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

Banned because I've got a jar of DIIIIIIRT!

banned because the rum is gone. WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!?!?

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked pirates!
:drunk:

[A_K_M]

Banned for no patience and unnessisary name calling

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for banning mah clannie, a sexy dwarness and my skolheim dance partner, TRIPLE BANZOR!

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for banning yourself

[Silent_Shadow]

banned for making me laugh xD

[Ulti19]

Are we still doing this? xD Banned for almost 200 pages of dribble :D

[blood-raven]

banned for not dying at aggers yesterday, you where so close to death.

no seriously, goats remind me of syrtis in the old days, only fighting when it's at least 2/1, there are some exeptions ofc, but i've seen things man, and some stuff.

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for making a comment that could start a flame war in my thread! Erm, i mean the thread... :sifflote:

[blood-raven]

banned for FLAME

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for caps :p

[blood-raven]

banned for not using caps

[Matrak]

BANNED FOR NOT USING CAPS EITHER.

And silent shadow, it's *MY* thread!

[blood-raven]

banned cause i do ambush 5, serpent 5, ethereal 5, kick ass spells 5 and it's MY thread

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because when you were using all those sooo epic attacks, I stole the thread. MINE! grr

[blood-raven]

banned cause when i noticed your nasty deed, i sended in my pit bull aka smrda, he kicked your ass so hard you could not walk ever again.

now it's my thread!

[Gabburtjuh]

banned because i kicked you in the ballz from behind and now you cant do anything

[blood-raven]

banned cause goat's can't talk, they can only zerg.

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because I had to shoot you between the eyes, I'm sorry xD

[Ulti19]

Banned for having great aim to do that :D

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for the compliment :p but thanks xD

[Ulti19]

Banned for banning me for giving you a compliment. (yw) XD

[blood-raven]

banned cause you are a damn hard nut!

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because you're too easy to crack? xD

[blood-raven]

banned for thinking you are better then me

[Orimae]

Banned for not being better than him XD

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned for trying to quit. regnum is like the hotel california. you can logoff but you can never leave.

[Pizdzius]

banned all of you for only one regnum online comic, give me some competition

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned because you can only ban the person above you.

[Ulti19]

Banned because rules were meant to be broken :P

[animalartist]

Banned, for thinking there were any rules. :razz:

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for useing foul language, rules, brrrrr

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for not being better than him XD
I'm a girl!! pffft

Anyways... Banned for spelling error. Using, not useing. :biggrin:

[Mbwana]

banned for making me post in this thread again! the addiction this thread has >.>

[Silent_Shadow]

banned for not posting in it earlier :p

[blood-raven]

banned cause non of my shadows talk that mutch xD

[Orimae]

Banned for brainwashing me and making me think Silent is a dude... XD

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because it's alright, they seem to brainwash many people xD

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for thinking ppl in this thread use their brains :superpusso:

[Pizdzius]

Banned for telling me I can only ban person above me, cause everyone down to this post here is above me! Mwahaha

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because you're right, and that's wrong! :horsey:

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for killing kittehs at noob zone

[zorden]

banned xDDDDDD

[zorden]

bann myself

[zorden]

i bann who bann me ¬¬

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned for having fun fun fun with the auto-ban.

[Orimae]

Banned for driving on the german motorway

Get back to your realm damnit! xD

[blood-raven]

i ban entire alsius exept ultimate cause he's the only great guy in that noob realm<< (i lost all respect for them)

[Mbwana]

banned because that means you banned me as well D:

[blood-raven]

banned cause i'll exept you too :p

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because now I'm curious and annoyed XD.
Why did you lose all respect? And I'll have you know that I am part of that realm so pffft! :horsey:

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for being in zhe bezt clan of alziuz!

[Matrak]

Banned for thinking that your clan is more awesome then the Glacialis Ventus!

[Mbwana]

banned for being in Grindland with Dutch, that place is evil

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for not knowing that place is evil because im there

[Mbwana]

banned for an inflated sense of ego :p

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for the reference to inflation xD

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for refering to referring

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because I feel like it :p

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for having feelings

[Orimae]

Banned for not having feelings!!

[Gabburtjuh]

banned because i have, but not for you :P(ofc thats a joke, i love most of the ppl that post in this thread :P)

[Orimae]

Banned for hurting mah feelings!!! :crying1: (wuv you too :P )

[Gabburtjuh]

banned omdat de rest dit niet kan lezen xD

[Mbwana]

banned for, wait...what?

[Immune]

Banned because some unknown force has compelled me to post here again. How do I keep getting dragged back into this mess?!

[OpperVaagheid]

banned omdat de rest dit niet kan lezen xD

banned omdat ik te laat ben en dat jij dacht dat niemand dit kon lezen =]

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because i have no idea what you just said, or what dutchy said... Translation please? xD

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned because you expect others to translate for you instead of just using translate.google.com.

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because I'm too tired to have thought of it, but since you mentioned it I just might use it. :p

(lol @ opper and dutch. funny)

[Mbwana]

banned for making me curious and using google translator....terrible grammar

[blood-raven]

deban alsius, cause klos is back \o/

klos=fun weeeee

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for weeeeee!

[Matrak]

Banned for making a reference to urine.

[Gabburtjuh]

banned because this emote rules :pumpkin:

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because i thought that said rulez at first hahaha

[Gabburtjuh]

banned because the cake isnt a lie, the dark side has it

[Silent_Shadow]

Blasphemy, the cake is always a lie!
Banned because if you ever played portal you'd know that!

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned for being ohhhh so right. the cake is the biggest lie of all time.

[Mbwana]

banned for having a sig that made me laugh for some reason :P

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for having a sign that didnt make me laugh

[Mbwana]

banned for thinking I have a sign :imstupid: oh damn, there it is >.>

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for not using this: :poster_spam:, much better for this thread :P

[Mbwana]

banned because this is a happy thread :imstupid: <--happeh

[Gabburtjuh]

banned because i could just give you the :fingers: for that xD

[Silent_Shadow]

banned because i could just... :bangin::lol:

[VandaMan]

I'll pay someone 10 mags to tell me the proportion of posts in this thread made by Silent_Shadow

[Gytha_Ogg]

0.17 (17%)
327 posts out of 1923

Where's mah mags at? :pumpkin:

Edit: Um, er, banned because you're in another realm so can't pay me mags anyway.

[VandaMan]

banned because you're in another realm so can't pay me mags anyway.

That is actually true... :( sorry xD

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because that was funny xD (that makes 328)
I'll take the mags since I updated it :p

[VandaMan]

Banned because that was funny xD (that makes 328)
I'll take the mags since I updated it :p

I can't give you mags because every account I have ever logged on is banned, except for my actual account... lol

edit: also, why is this this thread not dead yet O.o

[Shwish]

i can BandaMan :pumpkin:

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for having fun with his name xD

[Isemon]

banned cose you didn't comment my costume in the thread: costume for Lucca comics 2010

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned because your costume puts us all to shame.

And by 'us all', I mean 'me'.

(My costumes usually consist of putting some athletic tape on the bridge of my glasses, carrying a slide rule, and going as a 'nerd'. Usual reaction: "Where's your costume?" :fury:)

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned for being put to shame by a costume.

[Evangeline]

can sume1 pls put an end in this thread? i beg of u dky :pumpkin:

[blood-raven]

banned cause you have been reported for glitching, you won't laugh anymore (but i do xD)

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned for laughing at somebody who was reported for glitching.


And blood-raven, I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about in the next post!

[blood-raven]

Banned for trying to end this thread.

This is the thread that doesn't end,

banned for banning the wrong one xD

[Mbwana]

banned for being framed for an atrocious crime :p

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for thinking it was atrocious

@Isemon: Sorry, but i do love your costume! Just never posted a comment for some reason...

[blood-raven]

banned for laziness
(it's a sin)

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for sinning xD

[blood-raven]

banned cause you are now condemned in the eye's of der führer (god)

[Evangeline]

banned cause you have been reported for glitching, you won't laugh anymore (but i do xD)

banned for thinking i glitch, cuz i dont :pumpkin:

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because that pumpkin emote reminded me that I need a costume! :horsey:

[blood-raven]

banned cause you don't actually ride that horse

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for liez!

[blood-raven]

banned for cake!

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned for cake!

banned because the cake is a lie.

also: i cant believe how well that tied in the last two posts XD

[blood-raven]

banned cause i haz cookie dough, muhahahaha

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because i had that yesterday, cookies today, cake tomorrow xD

[Gabburtjuh]

banned for thinking you get cake, its a lie!

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned for being so unfortunately right. the cake is a lie :mf_hide:

[Gabburtjuh]

banned because your ban is a cake

[blood-raven]

caked for ban xD

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for mentioning cake

[VandaMan]

Please just let it die already... :(

[blood-raven]

banned cause: de pot verwijt de ketel dat hij zwart ziet
@ vanda, it will never die

[Silent_Shadow]

banned for banning van before i could ban him for wanting this to die

[blood-raven]

ik verban je hierbij omdat je geen nederlands kent

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because i know what you're saying :p

[blood-raven]

banned cause you used google:p

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for suggesting such a thing :mf_hide:

[blood-raven]

banned, admit it! xD

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for suggesting that!

[blood-raven]

banned, cause it's 6 in the morning

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned, because its 12:38 :p

[A_K_M]

banned beause you are all wrong... its 11 27

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned beause you are all wrong... its 11 27

banned because its 10:39am

[Matrak]

Banned because I haven't been here in a while. And it's 19:19 here!

[Pwnography]

banned cause nobody cares about the time anymore.

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because the time is extremely important. Sometimes. :pumpkin:

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned because the times they are a-changin'. :eguitar:

[Pwnography]

Banned cause time may change me but i cant change time. =/

[A_K_M]

Banned for not being Father Time...


Only I am Father Time

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned because that reminds me of a joke I heard once...

[Gytha_Ogg]

Banned for not telling the joke.

[Matrak]

Banned for rushing him. Now he won't tell us the joke!

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for calling me a guy

[A_K_M]

banned for being mistaken for a guy

[Matrak]

Banned for not using capital letters.

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for correcting him when that is Immune's and semi-my job :p

[A_K_M]

Banned for not doing your job.

[Shwish]

Banned before NGD's "customer support" gets a chance to

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for no reason at all.

[A_K_M]

Banned because you were too lazy to think of one

[Matrak]

Banned for being a pimpkin. :pumpkin:

[Arafails]

Banned because I at first read that as pikmin.

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for reading it wrong.

[Hamster_of_sorrow]

banned for banning someone for being human.

[A_K_M]

banned for useing that excuse because its not orignial

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for thinking excuses should be original.

[_Kharbon_]

Banned for thinking excuses should be original.

Banned for thinking

[Gabburtjuh]

Banned for banning

[_Kharbon_]

Banned for thinking

Banned for reading the previous post wrong

[Gabburtjuh]

Banned for reading the previous post wrong

Banned for banning the wrong person

[blood-raven]

banned cause i think you knight looks funny with that hat

[Gabburtjuh]

Banned because im sexy with that hat

[blood-raven]

banned cause you just look funny, makes me wonder when the wind will blow it off xD

[Gabburtjuh]

Banned because goats think its sexy, and not funny :P

[Silent_Shadow]

Banned for finally banning again!!!

[Immune]

Banned because this thread now has 2,000 posts. 2,000!!! How did this happen?!