Random regnum jokes :)

[veluchami]

Post your random regnum jokes hear, real or made up. :)

Here's mine. This happened recently...

It was a late in the night on Horus and we had just captured Aggers.
So like always we go out and look to welcome the goats. The one archer ahead of the group says 'I just see two knights'. Someone quips back 'Army of two?'.
And the whole group lol'ed.

[Mrreality13]

Post your random regnum jokes hear, real or made up. :)

Here's mine. This happened recently...

It was a late in the night on Horus and we had just captured Aggers.
So like always we go out and look to welcome the goats. The one archer ahead of the group says 'I just see two knights'. Someone quips back 'Army of two?'.
And the whole group lol'ed.

this made me laugh while drinking--well the laugh made beer come outa my dam nose,
THANK YOU SIR,May I have another:superpusso:


i just re read it and could only shake my head and groan--good 1 bud:guitar:

[Znurre]

Got two to share. Not really jokes, but funny quotes from some of our discussions on Mumble.

First one:

Me and some clan mates were fighting at Menirah, all of us being on Mumble.
I was about to die as usual and was like "oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!", and got healed in the last second.
We realized we were severely outnumbered so we started to retreat towards pn2 where we finally got killed by the pursuing Ignis army.

I suggested on Mumble "let's go back to pn2" and the others were like... "sure, but no more of your wargasm please". At this moment I saw a badass ignis army on my left flank and I said "oh shit, they're comming!".

Second one:

Me and some clan mates (yeah, surprise :p) were hunting near Syrtis central save, all of us being on Mumble.
I don't remember the exact discussion but Ludovik were with us, and since he is italian I intended to bring up something about my sister's boyfriend who's from Italy.
It didn't turn out all that well though, since I managed to say "my sister's brother..." instead and stopped immediately when I realized my mistake xD

I think we laughed for 3-4 minutes about that, it was so hilarious at the time.

[Static_Fang]

Well, an inappropriate cross-realm inside joke between me and Znurre... every time I caught Znurre in my sight I would immediately cast FREEZE! Then run up and poke their boobs... after that I normally got slaughtered and then sat on. Lol

[Znurre]

Well, an inappropriate cross-realm inside joke between me and Znurre... every time I caught Znurre in my sight I would immediately cast FREEZE! Then run up and poke their boobs... after that I normally got slaughtered and then sat on. LolWut? I don't remember ever sitting on anyone oO

[Static_Fang]

Wut? I don't remember ever sitting on anyone oO

Pretty sure some of ur friends did though :P

[blood-raven]

about that targetting, i know a barb in alsius, melany, who always rushes to kick me, even when i'm in the middle of the zerg, she picks me first, thank god she's on here hunter more now.

[Gabburtjuh]

about that targetting, i know a barb in alsius, melany, who always rushes to kick me, even when i'm in the middle of the zerg, she picks me first, thank god she's on here hunter more now.

same for me, some syrtis players seem to be able to pick me out of any group, i think i know them from some previous life, like in another server xD, but i do thesame without noticing to, so anyway :P

[Godot]

so Godot walks out of a bar.....no seriously , it could happen.

[Mrreality13]

so Godot walks out of a bar.....no seriously , it could happen.
lol well maybe only if he goes broke OR said bar turns off its grill:beerchug:
Im still laughing at the army of 2- :razz:

[Altara]

One night there was a bunch of us in mumble (me, Efrendi, Smurv, Van ect.)
We were running around with a war group when Ef sees a barbarian named Scissor.
Thats when Efrendi says "Why are we running with Scissor?"
Sadly the rest of us only laughed because he was laughing so hard.

[blood-raven]

well it's not very funny but it was funny at the time, herb was under attack and i positioned myself far away from the door and started shooting normals at the goats who attacked the gate who clearly tought it was someone on the wall cause they kept standing closer to the door, in the end i killed them all before the zerg arrived.

i had a pretty marks powah! feeling back then.

[A_K_M]

One time we were at aggers. We (Ignis) had the fort and alsuis were rushing in. Ultimate parted a sea of Ignis to get to me...I dont think he likes being CCed. But Ultimate, if you are reading, I have nothing personal against you but I will always be CCing you :)

[Gytha_Ogg]

One time we were at aggers. We (Ignis) had the fort and alsuis were rushing in. Ultimate parted a sea of Ignis to get to me...I dont think he likes being CCed. But Ultimate, if you are reading, I have nothing personal against you but I will always be CCing you :)

Lol...parted the Red sea! We're going to have to start calling him Moses! :superpusso:

[Minorian]

Lol...parted the Red sea! We're going to have to start calling him Moses! :superpusso:

xD good laugh

[Godot]

Lol...parted the Red sea! We're going to have to start calling him Moses! :superpusso:

the weather in Alsius isn't bad enough without it raining frogs ?????