Yes, I'm polish.

[Static_Fang]

Originally Posted by aardvak2669

I found money I hid months ago. Yay I'm extra rich. I probably spend it on ridiculous desire of having snow white hair.

Oh yeah, poor venom. Yeah.

Snow white eh?

On the topic of hairstyles and colours, their getting pretty crazy aye! I've always liked the spider-web cut though... that looks cool.

[Matrak]

Okai,gettin on topic:

ROMANIA:
A country full of absurd.One where 1 in 5 citizens is/was a thief,the wage is very small compared to prices,gypsies usually get mansions the sise of a big cathedral(where they never live),senators that sleep in their pants at all times have a wage of about 250000 euros a month,while the elders,who worked all their life good jobs,get about 150 euros a month,hobo people kinda rule the streets...

Here is a joke about our prezident(former prezident in 2 weeks),it looses the humour because of language problems,but here it goes:

ROMANIAN:
Basescu,in prima saptamana dupa alegeri:
Sa traiti bine!
A doua saptamana:
Sa traiti!
A treia:
Mai traiti?

Srry,it was for the Romanians out there.

ENGLISH:
Prezident Basescu,in the first week after the elections:
Live well!
Second week:
Live!
Third:
Still living?

"Sa traiti bine"(Live well) is a slogan used in his "reign".

[bokiller6]

YOU MAY BE A CUBANAZO IF....
1. You have been seen on Channel 7 shouting, "NO CASTRO, NO PROBLEM"
2. Your favorite song is "CABALLO VIEJO"
3. You constantly say "en Cuba era mejor, en Cuba no pasa eso", etc. etc.
4. You are fishing for shrimp at Biscayne Bay under a full moon.
5. You wear a heavy duty 18 karat gold chain with a medal the size of a dinner plate.
6. Your idea of "formal" is wearing a "GUAYAVERA"
7. Your favorite words are, "OYE", or "VEN ACA" when you are right next to the person.
8. You think the perfect family should resemble the "QUE PASA USA" family.
9. Your tradition is to kill a pig and roast it in the backyard on Christmas Eve.
10. You call Beck's Beer "LLAVE"
11. You are a registered REPUBLICAN.
12. You wake up to the shrieking of roosters in your backyard.
13. You have used the terms "ACERE, MI SOCIAL, CONSORTE" within the last week.
14. Your idea of a soft drink is "Malta Hatuey"
15. Your favorite flavors of milkshakes are "Mamey, Papaya, or Guanabana"
16. Your favorite Sunday sport is "Dominoes"
17. All the presets in your car radio are set to "WQBA, WAQI, WCMQ, & RADIO FE"
18. You costantly say "Fidel se cae este ano"
19. You have been in the U.S. for 10 years and still don't speak English.
20. Your retirement fund is buying a lotto ticket every Saturday.
21. You go to your family's or friend's funeral to tell jokes and socialize.
22. You smoke cigars that are longer than your arm.
23. You wear several gold rings, a very wide gold watch, and a heavy gold wrist chain.
24. You pay $15,000 for your daughter's "Quinces" and the affair was extremely tacky.
25. You hire a prostitute for your 14 year old son so he can enter manhood.
26. You are a mechanic and your shop is your front yard.
27. You still wear your shirt collar over your suit.
28. You think "CREOLINA" and "VICK"S VAPOR RUB" are the greatest inventions of time.
29. You use words like, "Bipeame, Faxeame, Shipeame, and Taipeame"
30. You dye your grey hair, (if any), and mustache with jet black ink.
31. You tell everyone you had central A/C in your house in Cuba.
32. You wear black see through "Casino Once" type socks and white vinyl shoes.
33. You look forward to "SABADO GIGANTE" every Sunday.
34. You clean your teeth with a toothpick in public after eating.
35. You tell your wife, "Mami, hazme cafe y traeme agua."
36. Your wife uses really big rollers in her hair.
37. You say "LA VAQUITA" instead of "Farm Stores"
38. You don't believe in "Brujeria" but respect it anyway.
39. You use redundant expressions like "ME CAGO EN LA MIERDA"
40. You have the entire "HANSEL & RAUL" collection.
41. You have a chemical dependence on Cuban Coffee after every meal.
42. You have use of the word, "HEVA"
43. You have many religious statues in your house taller than you.
44. You have a peculiar passion for wrist watches.
45. You call PUBLIX, "EL PUBLIE"

i fit some of those descriptions and seriously seen all except maybe 3 of those in the past week

VIVA LA BALSERIA!!!!

[Pizdzius]

I suppose it's hard to understand the Cuban one if you don't know spanish. Sigh

[ArcticWolf]

Originally Posted by aardvak2669

I suppose it's hard to understand the Cuban one if you don't know spanish. Sigh

Cuban is Spanish, with some slight variations. There are only a few idiomatic expressions that make it a little difficult to understand, which is common.

[Pizdzius]

Originally Posted by Xephandor

Cuban is Spanish, with some slight variations. There are only a few idiomatic expressions that make it a little difficult to understand, which is common.

erhm. I know. I don't know spanish so I don't get most of the Cuban ones because they contain spanish words.

[ArcticWolf]

Originally Posted by aardvak2669

erhm. I know. I don't know spanish so I don't get most of the Cuban ones because they contain spanish words.

Oh, sorry... I tend to forget it >.<

Some translations:

"ME CAGO EN LA MIERDA" ---> I'm shitting in the shit
"OYE" and "VEN ACA" ---> "Hey" and "come here"
"Fidel se cae este ano" ---> Fidel['s dictatorship] will fall this year.
your daughter's "Quinces" ---> When a girl turns 15 it's normal to throw a big party. This usually happens in all Spanish-speaking countries.
"Bipeame, Faxeame, Shipeame, and Taipeame" ---> The first one is a reference to the beepers, those old devices that were used to receive sms-like messages. It's like "Beep me". The second means "send me a fax" or "fax me".

[Pizdzius]

I guess I still am too foreign to get it all.

[Ertial]

Originally Posted by Rated_R_Edge

No really, sorry guys but im going to write an emo essay on my past thoughts for 2 years.

The whole world makes me sick. Theres nothing but war and stupid ideas with this world, when I lived in america I had the whole view of inside the box in my head, meaning I thought of america as the whole world, I was a stupid american like most of the others, they dont know what really goes on in the world. When I arrived in Poland my eyes opened up, I saw the world for what it really was, and it was sick. Now I dont feel like I belong here or there, over there is my home, where I grew up, but its still sick, here is something totally new to me I will never get used to. In short I am torn between 2 worlds.

War, its the most disgusting thing of all, our contriues turn us all against each other, through lies, and filthy speculations. We are all brothers and sisters, yet we fail to see that, when your in war all that is in your head is to kill the other person, when you kill a person, do you think about what you just did? Do you know that that was a person just like you? Someone who spent years growing and learning, doing almost the same thing as you? Most likely no, the question arises, why do we fail to look at each and every person as an indiviual human being? We look at each other and say he is black, he is a gay, he is a russian, but we're all the same things, and we all strive for the same thing.

In the past there were 2 world wars, in a couple of years we will mark 100 years of the first, but its funny, in the 1st war they had new technology, and arms, they basically thought like us today, that it could be ended swiftly and surely, it turned out to be a bloody 4 year struggle, and no side was a winner. They said the mistake of a world war would never happen again, mere years later a 2nd war broke out, again, new technology, and they thought everything would be easy. Well it sure was easy wasn't it? Now we come to the same thing again, nowadays we think, oh nukes, we can blast and eliminate a whole nation at once, but you can't! You think it would be like that but I guarentee it wouldn't!

Now im just going to say living here in poland I feel everyday stress that I will get blasted, because I can see and hear things from the stupid media, OHO the french are with the russians now, its all just grinning faces and shaking handslike Anpu said. I read that now they are saying some Russians tried to kill the polish president, of course it probably angers the russians like everything else, you know, its not the russians, again we have to think about individual people, its the stupid leaders. I never understood why the fuck Russia is so tense about Poland growing strong, like Austria was about Serbia, it just boils them up so much I will never understand it. Do they think we will fucking attack them or something? Hahaha,

the world needs to get the sand out of its vagina

Welcome to Europe, the location of many wars. The WWI was caused by this; blind nationalism and hunger for territory. The second was a result of the first, the Versailles treaty was a terrible burden for Germany.
Although Europe may seem united to the outside world, that's not how we'd like to be seen. There are still a lot of cultural differences, although the borders are blending.