Yes, I'm polish.

[Pizdzius]

Taken from an article in a French Newspaper: (please take a note I am translating from polish)
"Poland. This is a country full of absurd. A country where every fifth citizen lost his life during World War Second, where 1/5 of nation lives in other countries and where one on three people has 20 years. A country that has twice as much students than France, and engineer's salary is lower than road worker's. A country, where average citizen spends twice the salary he's paid, where average salary doesn't exceed price (!) of three pairs of good shoes, where we are said there is no poverty and foreign capital is invested every day. A country, in which a price of a car is equivalent to three year salary, yet still you can't find a place to park a car. A country ruled by former socialists, where christian festivals are days free of work (!)
A weird country, where you can talk in english with a steward, in french with a cook, in german with a shop seller, but to talk with a minister or official you have to find a translator.

Poles..! How do you do that?"

Damn, they are right ;(

[Torg_Snowflake]

Xeph, give me a hand a let's find a good one about Argentina.

[pescaupintau]

Originally Posted by tomastomas

Xeph, give me a hand a let's find a good one about Argentina.

found it:
http://www.regnumonline.com.ar/forum...09&postcount=1
just: ~= s/poland/argentina/g

[fluffy_muffin]

Originally Posted by aardvak2669

Poles..! How do you do that?"

i would only add that Poles want to have taxes like on Cyprus and health care like in Sweden. Instead of that we have Taxes like in Sweden and health care like in Cyprus.

And that is best We just have better sense of humor thnx to that

[ArcticWolf]

Originally Posted by tomastomas

Xeph, give me a hand a let's find a good one about Argentina.

Hahahaha, you're kidding, right? We're worse than that :P

Interestingly enough, I find this article to describe pretty well how living in Buenos Aires is.

Let me change some things and you'll see what I mean:

"Argentina. This is a country full of absurd. A country where every fifth citizen lost his life during the 2001 stock market crisis, where 1/5 of nation lives in other countries and where one on three people has 20 years. A country that has twice as much lawyers than France, and engineer's salary is lower than road worker's. A country, where average citizen spends three times the salary he's paid, where average salary doesn't exceed price (!) of two pairs of good shoes, where we are said there is no poverty and foreign capital is not invested every day. A country, in which a price of a car is equivalent to three year salary, yet still you can't find a place to park a car. A country ruled by former socialists, where christian festivals are days free of work (!)
A weird country, where you can talk in english with a child, in french with a philosophy studient, in german with a shop lifter, but to talk with a minister or official you have to find a translator because they can't even speak proper Spanish.

[bokiller6]

where do you find stuff like that... i need to find one about cubans see if i find something i dont here every day

nice fun facts piz


p.s woow xeph argentina is doing awsome it will really soon pass the situation in US

[ArcticWolf]

Originally Posted by bokiller6

p.s woow xeph argentina is doing awsome it will really soon pass the situation in US

Of course we're better than US! We were almost 7 years ahead of their crisis, we implemented more or less the same speech about the "for every dollar in the banks you will get a dollar" (in the end, the ones like me who had dollars received pesos, which still are US$ 0.30 seven years later), and we implemented that fancy "you can't withdraw more than $X in a month" idea!

We are still living bad times, even when this started 7 years ago. So, better you watch over Brazil economic models because in less than three years we're gonna be their economic satellite.

I warned you.

[-Edge-]

Amen,

too bad I feel a world war coming up living here

[fluffy_muffin]

Originally Posted by Rated_R_Edge

Amen,

too bad I feel a world war coming up living here

It is not war Edge.
Just ordinary Armagedon :P

[ArcticWolf]

Originally Posted by Rated_R_Edge

Amen,

too bad I feel a world war coming up living here

I thought I was the only one fearing that. :/