Disturbing meat thing - Page 3

-Edge- · 10-28-2009, 07:01 PM

I would still like to know more about the meat itself. I know its baconish with the fat, but exactly how does the meat look? How big are the pieces? Bacon bit finger nail size? Or keyboard key size :P (Horrible examples

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I'm guessing its in chunks, but is it sliced into cubes? Or is it like raw meat ripped from something?

Sorry for the stupid questions, but it really is just weird as hell.

chris32finney · 10-28-2009, 07:07 PM

Do you wake up in the morning to find a few local cows slaughtered? and is your girlfriend scared of silver bullets? does this happen only on a full moon? does she have hairy hands and sharp teeth? or are you just really careless with your bacon sandwiches when drunk?

Pizdzius · 10-28-2009, 07:15 PM

I don't have a girlfriend ;] and no, it happens not during the full moon, there are no werewolves ;P

first of all, the shapes vary, but the size is usually smaller than half of a hand.
Once it was perfect square, once it was smeared all over the door's bars, once it was just long chunk, today it was a round, squishy thing.

It looks like it was a raw meat but it dried up

Mattdoesrock · 10-28-2009, 07:17 PM

You see Piz, I meant to tell you this earlier, but it's Syd. You see he gets hungry when he treks over to Poland, and ywell... He's also abit messy.

I do apologise for the inconvienence.

I'm closing this to avoid problems.

Rega.. Wait a minute....

UmarilsStillHere · 10-28-2009, 07:18 PM

Have you caused the Mafia any greif? Maybe this is one step behind the horse-head-in-bed thing :P

Or an elaborate haloween prank by a freind of yours.

chris32finney · 10-28-2009, 07:21 PM

Do you play loud music at night and have a neighbour that is a butcher and seems to look at you in a pissed off way every morning?

Laeloth_Claireplaine · 10-28-2009, 07:30 PM

Weird...

Can you make a photo of this strange unknown matter, just to be sure ?

And... is your kitchen at the right or the left side of your entrance ? (assuming that you enter in your apartment)

Let's make some theories : Ameer is so fond of you that he can't do anything but dream of you at night. As he find you so yummy, he goes sleepwalking straight to your house, enter your kitchen to make a cheese/bacon sandwich with pickle supplement and BBQ sauce. He eats you so passionately (read : he eats the sandwich, ofc) that some scraps of bacon stuck on his cheek fall down after he has done his little affair and that he returns back to his home (some people can be rude when they love too much).
And so, the explanations of those little pieces of meat, QED.

Or maibe iz just Ceiling Cat giftz ? Srsly :O

Pizdzius · 10-28-2009, 10:40 PM

Ok we don't have haloween in poland so it's not a prank.

Ameer was 400km away.

yes my kitchen IS left side of the entrance D:

as I also said before, I don't buy that kind of meat ;] it was more of a raw chunk

Laeloth, you're always too good for me

I heart you XD <3

oh my father was a somnambulist and he used to pee in the corners of the house and didn't even know about it when he woke up. That was so funny back then, watching him peeing all over the place

sigh, good times. But it's over now, also I don't walk in my sleep, I sleep like a rock and don't move usually even a bit, so I wake up in the exact same pose

_Enio_ · 10-28-2009, 11:01 PM

Well you might be concealing all signs before you go on sleeping so you dont see you did stupid things in the night :P
[eg. like preparing a piece of dried meat at some weird place to make fun of yourself XD]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pizdzius

..so I wake up in the exact same pose

That sounds fishy XD

SPARTISH · 10-28-2009, 11:05 PM

set up a couple of cameras and find out,

or lock all the doors in your house before you sleep and see if it stil happens.

or put alot of banana skins on the floor so next time the person will fall and wake you up so u can go and beat them up,

most likely someone has a key to your apartment and is tryna scare you

maybe someone waits till your about to close the door and throws it in

and if it dont make it in it gets squished in the door?

but then again maybe umaril is right and its just the goats...

my cousin used to sleep walk, more like sleep run around the house with his arms in the air screaming

funny as hell, once he ran to every room and put all the lights on and tried to beat up his dad and didnt kno anything about it the next day

10-28-2009, 07:07 PM	#22
chris32finney Pledge Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: If you cant see me i'm behind you....RUN!!! Posts: 29	Do you wake up in the morning to find a few local cows slaughtered? and is your girlfriend scared of silver bullets? does this happen only on a full moon? does she have hairy hands and sharp teeth? or are you just really careless with your bacon sandwiches when drunk? __________________ We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.

10-28-2009, 07:15 PM	#23
Pizdzius Baron Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Polish Side of RA Posts: 779	I don't have a girlfriend ;] and no, it happens not during the full moon, there are no werewolves ;P first of all, the shapes vary, but the size is usually smaller than half of a hand. Once it was perfect square, once it was smeared all over the door's bars, once it was just long chunk, today it was a round, squishy thing. It looks like it was a raw meat but it dried up __________________ Pizdzius Swedzioszek Leader of CBA Regnum Comic <- my Regnum Comic , RSS version -> RSS (if you wish to contact me on my other realm character: Ignis - Josephine)

10-28-2009, 07:17 PM	#24
Mattdoesrock Count Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: England, UK. Posts: 1,055	You see Piz, I meant to tell you this earlier, but it's Syd. You see he gets hungry when he treks over to Poland, and ywell... He's also abit messy. I do apologise for the inconvienence. I'm closing this to avoid problems. Rega.. Wait a minute.... __________________ MattdoesJOKE_#40_NOT_FOUND RA / Hor... Haven?

10-28-2009, 07:18 PM	#25
UmarilsStillHere Marquis Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: England Posts: 2,419	Have you caused the Mafia any greif? Maybe this is one step behind the horse-head-in-bed thing :P Or an elaborate haloween prank by a freind of yours. __________________ Faith 50 Barb Faithless 50 Lock Umaril 45 Conju Kailas 45 Marks Pel 45 Knight I N Q U I S I T I O N

10-28-2009, 07:21 PM	#26
chris32finney Pledge Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: If you cant see me i'm behind you....RUN!!! Posts: 29	Do you play loud music at night and have a neighbour that is a butcher and seems to look at you in a pissed off way every morning? __________________ We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.

10-28-2009, 07:01 PM	#21
-Edge- Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Łódż, Poland Posts: 1,506	I would still like to know more about the meat itself. I know its baconish with the fat, but exactly how does the meat look? How big are the pieces? Bacon bit finger nail size? Or keyboard key size :P (Horrible examples ) I'm guessing its in chunks, but is it sliced into cubes? Or is it like raw meat ripped from something? Sorry for the stupid questions, but it really is just weird as hell.

10-28-2009, 07:30 PM	#27
Laeloth_Claireplaine Pledge Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: France (yes, everywhere in France. We have relations. And we know where you live) Posts: 37	Weird... Can you make a photo of this strange unknown matter, just to be sure ? And... is your kitchen at the right or the left side of your entrance ? (assuming that you enter in your apartment) Let's make some theories : Ameer is so fond of you that he can't do anything but dream of you at night. As he find you so yummy, he goes sleepwalking straight to your house, enter your kitchen to make a cheese/bacon sandwich with pickle supplement and BBQ sauce. He eats you so passionately (read : he eats the sandwich, ofc) that some scraps of bacon stuck on his cheek fall down after he has done his little affair and that he returns back to his home (some people can be rude when they love too much). And so, the explanations of those little pieces of meat, QED. Or maibe iz just Ceiling Cat giftz ? Srsly :O __________________ Laeloth Claireplaine Wood elf Conjurer, Prince of "Les Gaulois . French Warriors of Syrtis" Laelin Claireplaine Wood elf Hunter, Prince, Same clan ! Razorbill Alturian Knight, Prince, Same clan ! Last edited by Laeloth_Claireplaine; 10-28-2009 at 10:21 PM.

10-28-2009, 10:40 PM	#28
Pizdzius Baron Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Polish Side of RA Posts: 779	Ok we don't have haloween in poland so it's not a prank. Ameer was 400km away. yes my kitchen IS left side of the entrance D: as I also said before, I don't buy that kind of meat ;] it was more of a raw chunk Laeloth, you're always too good for me I heart you XD <3 oh my father was a somnambulist and he used to pee in the corners of the house and didn't even know about it when he woke up. That was so funny back then, watching him peeing all over the place sigh, good times. But it's over now, also I don't walk in my sleep, I sleep like a rock and don't move usually even a bit, so I wake up in the exact same pose __________________ Pizdzius Swedzioszek Leader of CBA Regnum Comic <- my Regnum Comic , RSS version -> RSS (if you wish to contact me on my other realm character: Ignis - Josephine)

10-28-2009, 11:05 PM	#30
SPARTISH Initiate Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The United kingdom Posts: 191	set up a couple of cameras and find out, or lock all the doors in your house before you sleep and see if it stil happens. or put alot of banana skins on the floor so next time the person will fall and wake you up so u can go and beat them up, most likely someone has a key to your apartment and is tryna scare you maybe someone waits till your about to close the door and throws it in and if it dont make it in it gets squished in the door? but then again maybe umaril is right and its just the goats... my cousin used to sleep walk, more like sleep run around the house with his arms in the air screaming funny as hell, once he ran to every room and put all the lights on and tried to beat up his dad and didnt kno anything about it the next day __________________ It's all about the money, because money makes the world go round, and round the bend, who knows when all this crazy sh*t will end.

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