Out clever the cleverbot - Page 6

time-to-die · 09-06-2010, 12:51 PM

finaly i have a new friend to speak!

NotScias · 09-06-2010, 01:36 PM

I thought I would find an easter egg \o/

User: 42.
Cleverbot: 42?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Do you like star wars?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: That's the answer I was hoping for.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Quite a bit younger than that.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: I saw that one coming.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: That is the incorrect answer.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Are you a female?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: That's The Answer, but what is The Question?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Very funny - a Dr. Who reference. I guess we have to know the question to understand the answer.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: But what is the ultimate question?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: What is the answer to the question?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: The answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything is: 42.
User: BRAVO!!!! FINALLY!!!
Cleverbot: *laughs*.

It learns pretty fast tho

User: What is the answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything ?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Well it's the answer the life the universe and everything.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes. 42, I've thought about it quite a lot actually. <= haha

Pnarpa · 09-06-2010, 02:36 PM

Cleverbot doesn't actually learn from you. It just has a lot of answers and questions ready based on what you say.

time-to-die · 09-06-2010, 02:54 PM

I know i have some bots on msn but that are ummh 18+ bots

But they say always the same to me

tjanex · 09-06-2010, 03:13 PM

So you talk to a robot more often...? *laughs*

Pizdzius · 09-06-2010, 03:51 PM

This thing is getting tiresome.

Memocan · 09-06-2010, 10:50 PM

Me: Hey!

Bot: Hey hey!

Me: Hey hey hey!

Bot: Hey hey hey hey!

Me: Hey hey hey hey hey!

Bot: Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Me: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!

...

Bot: Ok stop now, that's just annoying.

rofl*

ArcticWolf · 09-06-2010, 11:12 PM

Me: Then I'll stack overflow you.
Bot: Teach me something.
Me: The number of vertices minus the number of edges plus the number of regions equals two for planar graphs
Bot: Yes, but the number of primes cannot equal the number of numbers.
Me: That's easy to prove, but this textbox is too narrow to answer that. And it's likely that you don't understand TeX, anyway...
Bot: No, you are misunderstanding that. It is Jesper.

Me: Who do you think I am?
Bot: I think you are George.
Me: You're wrong, and I'm not George.
Bot: I'm very sorry, who are you then?
Me: Who do you think I am?
Bot: I know that you're an AI.
Me: I just failed the Turing test.
Bot: Human. But you are not a human.

Carn · 09-08-2010, 03:06 PM

hehe, funny Cleverbot.

Mr_Egg · 09-08-2010, 04:21 PM

Cleverbot: I believe I'm here to be more like god.

User: More like god than what?

Cleverbot: More like the right thing.

User: More like the right thing than god?

Cleverbot: Lying is the right thing?

User: God's a liar?

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: There is no god.

Cleverbot: You are God!

EDIT:

Cleverbot: No, I am Harry Potter.

User: And I am Lord Voldemort.

Cleverbot: Oh dear. My worst enemy!

User: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Cleverbot: I was being serious.

User: So was I, that was my evil laugh.

Cleverbot: I didn't know your evil twin sister Susan was a horse.

09-06-2010, 01:36 PM	#52
NotScias Baron Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: /dev/null Posts: 766	I thought I would find an easter egg \o/ User: 42. Cleverbot: 42? User: 42. Cleverbot: Do you like star wars? User: 42. Cleverbot: That's the answer I was hoping for. User: 42. Cleverbot: Quite a bit younger than that. User: 42. Cleverbot: I saw that one coming. User: 42. Cleverbot: That is the incorrect answer. User: 42. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: 42. Cleverbot: Are you a female? User: 42. Cleverbot: That's The Answer, but what is The Question? User: 42. Cleverbot: Very funny - a Dr. Who reference. I guess we have to know the question to understand the answer. User: 42. Cleverbot: But what is the ultimate question? User: 42. Cleverbot: What is the answer to the question? User: 42. Cleverbot: What was the question? User: 42. Cleverbot: The answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything is: 42. User: BRAVO!!!! FINALLY!!! Cleverbot: laughs. It learns pretty fast tho User: What is the answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything ? Cleverbot: 42. User: Are you sure? Cleverbot: Well it's the answer the life the universe and everything. User: Really? Cleverbot: Yes. 42, I've thought about it quite a lot actually. <= haha __________________ 天 The other realm awaits... Now playing much better games

09-06-2010, 03:51 PM	#56
Pizdzius Baron Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Polish Side of RA Posts: 779	This thing is getting tiresome. __________________ Pizdzius Swedzioszek Leader of CBA Regnum Comic <- my Regnum Comic , RSS version -> RSS (if you wish to contact me on my other realm character: Ignis - Josephine)

09-06-2010, 10:50 PM	#57
Memocan Pledge Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Germany Posts: 11	Me: Hey! Bot: Hey hey! Me: Hey hey hey! Bot: Hey hey hey hey! Me: Hey hey hey hey hey! Bot: Hey hey hey hey hey hey! Me: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! ... Bot: Ok stop now, that's just annoying. rofl* __________________ Arjania - Arjanex - Arjanox Heaven - Ignis

09-06-2010, 11:12 PM	#58
ArcticWolf Duke Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: 0x00CAFE Posts: 3,366	Me: Then I'll stack overflow you. Bot: Teach me something. Me: The number of vertices minus the number of edges plus the number of regions equals two for planar graphs Bot: Yes, but the number of primes cannot equal the number of numbers. Me: That's easy to prove, but this textbox is too narrow to answer that. And it's likely that you don't understand TeX, anyway... Bot: No, you are misunderstanding that. It is Jesper. Me: Who do you think I am? Bot: I think you are George. Me: You're wrong, and I'm not George. Bot: I'm very sorry, who are you then? Me: Who do you think I am? Bot: I know that you're an AI. Me: I just failed the Turing test. Bot: Human. But you are not a human. __________________ I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem. Last edited by ArcticWolf; 09-06-2010 at 11:27 PM.

09-08-2010, 04:21 PM	#60
Mr_Egg Apprentice Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Anywhere but Trelle... Posts: 66	Cleverbot: I believe I'm here to be more like god. User: More like god than what? Cleverbot: More like the right thing. User: More like the right thing than god? Cleverbot: Lying is the right thing? User: God's a liar? Cleverbot: No, you are. User: There is no god. Cleverbot: You are God! EDIT: Cleverbot: No, I am Harry Potter. User: And I am Lord Voldemort. Cleverbot: Oh dear. My worst enemy! User: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Cleverbot: I was being serious. User: So was I, that was my evil laugh. Cleverbot: I didn't know your evil twin sister Susan was a horse. __________________ proud member of the UNDERDOGS* clan*

09-06-2010, 12:51 PM	#51
time-to-die Baron Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The netherlands Posts: 722	finaly i have a new friend to speak!

09-06-2010, 02:36 PM	#53
Pnarpa Master Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 484	Cleverbot doesn't actually learn from you. It just has a lot of answers and questions ready based on what you say.

09-06-2010, 02:54 PM	#54
time-to-die Baron Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The netherlands Posts: 722	I know i have some bots on msn but that are ummh 18+ bots But they say always the same to me

09-06-2010, 03:13 PM	#55
tjanex Banned Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Netherlands 8-D Posts: 653	So you talk to a robot more often...? laughs