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StoryTeller · 12-25-2008, 12:27 PM

That was a good one Fang

Why did the Ignis cross the bridge? .edisrehto eht tselom oT

Torg_Snowflake · 12-25-2008, 03:23 PM

Why do Alsirians attack both Ignis and Syrtis?

.teid decnalab a evah oT

Static_Fang · 12-26-2008, 06:23 PM

Why did Ignis hunt in syrtis right after they hunted alsius?

taem rieht htiw sneerg fo edis a evah oT

Inkster · 12-27-2008, 02:06 PM

Where do syrtians go when they feel ill?

ecivres fle lanoitan eht

Mattdoesrock · 12-27-2008, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inkster

Where do syrtians go when they feel ill?

ecivres fle lanoitan eht

Ahahahahahahahaha! Best one yet!

Twinkle1 · 12-28-2008, 09:11 PM

okies here are a cupple i found.

What's the first thing elves learn in school?
eht "fle" ...!teba

Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
!siflF

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Yule.
Yule who?
eluy eb yrros fi uoy t'nod ylloh up dna fle em parw siht tneserp rof !atnas

What kind of music do elves like best?
"parw" !cisum

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
!net eno ot egnahc eht thgil blub dna enin ot dnats no hcae s'rehto !sredluohs

What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
,yhw daerbtrohs fo !esruoc

What kind of money do elves use?
elgnij !sllib

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
esuaceb eh dah wol "fle" !meetse

How long should an elf's legs be?
tsuj gnol hguone ot hcaer eht !dnuorg

Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
eH detnaw ot peels ekil a !gol

Why do elves scratch themselves?
esuaceb er'yeht eht ylno seno ohw wonk erehw sti !yhcti

How do elves greet each other?
"llams ,dlrow t'nsi ?ti

What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
!a laer samtsirhc !drac

Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?
esuaceb eh dah eht murd !skcits

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
eltsim-!seot.

Static_Fang · 12-29-2008, 06:46 PM

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHhahahhahahhahaha

Twink, those were priceless :') hahahahahahahahahahhah

Syd_Vicious · 12-31-2008, 04:49 AM

A dwarf walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Drinks for all on me. That is including you, bartender."
The bartender follows the man's order and says, "That will be $42.50 please."
The dwarf says he has no money, and the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
The next night, the same dwarf comes in and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again, the bartender follows the dwarf's instructions and the dwarf says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
On the third night he comes in, the dwarf orders drinks for everyone except the bartender.
The bartender says, "What, no drink for me?"
"Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."

Syd_Vicious · 12-31-2008, 04:52 AM

A nun in full black habit is walking past a bar when a drunk utghar stumbles out, sees her, and punches her square in the nose. Before she can scream, he lands a sloppy one-two and an uppercut. When she goes down, he starts kicking her with his scuffed hooved toe feet things. As a crowd gathers, the goat stops, staggers back, and slurs, "You're not so tough, Batman!"

ArcticWolf · 12-31-2008, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sydonay_Rex

A nun in full black habit is walking past a bar when a drunk utghar stumbles out, sees her, and punches her square in the nose. Before she can scream, he lands a sloppy one-two and an uppercut. When she goes down, he starts kicking her with his scuffed hooved toe feet things. As a crowd gathers, the goat stops, staggers back, and slurs, "You're not so tough, Batman!"

Haha, the poor lich didn't have enough time to cast sanctuary

12-25-2008, 12:27 PM	#11
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12-25-2008, 03:23 PM	#12
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12-26-2008, 06:23 PM	#13
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12-27-2008, 02:06 PM	#14
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12-29-2008, 06:46 PM	#17
Static_Fang Master Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 310	HAHAHAHAHHAHAHhahahhahahhahaha Twink, those were priceless :') hahahahahahahahahahhah __________________ Dark Venom Fang Spider Warlock

12-28-2008, 09:11 PM	#16
Twinkle1 Initiate Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: England Posts: 144	okies here are a cupple i found. What's the first thing elves learn in school? eht "fle" ...!teba Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? !siflF Knock Knock. Who's there? Yule. Yule who? eluy eb yrros fi uoy t'nod ylloh up dna fle em parw siht tneserp rof !atnas What kind of music do elves like best? "parw" !cisum How many elves does it take to change a light bulb? !net eno ot egnahc eht thgil blub dna enin ot dnats no hcae s'rehto !sredluohs What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with? ,yhw daerbtrohs fo !esruoc What kind of money do elves use? elgnij !sllib Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? esuaceb eh dah wol "fle" !meetse How long should an elf's legs be? tsuj gnol hguone ot hcaer eht !dnuorg Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace? eH detnaw ot peels ekil a !gol Why do elves scratch themselves? esuaceb er'yeht eht ylno seno ohw wonk erehw sti !yhcti How do elves greet each other? "llams ,dlrow t'nsi ?ti What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? !a laer samtsirhc !drac Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band? esuaceb eh dah eht murd !skcits If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? eltsim-!seot.

12-31-2008, 04:49 AM	#18
Syd_Vicious Initiate Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: The Desert, The Mountains, The Sky Posts: 152	A dwarf walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Drinks for all on me. That is including you, bartender." The bartender follows the man's order and says, "That will be $42.50 please." The dwarf says he has no money, and the bartender slaps him around and throws him out. The next night, the same dwarf comes in and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again, the bartender follows the dwarf's instructions and the dwarf says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out. On the third night he comes in, the dwarf orders drinks for everyone except the bartender. The bartender says, "What, no drink for me?" "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."

12-31-2008, 04:52 AM	#19
Syd_Vicious Initiate Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: The Desert, The Mountains, The Sky Posts: 152	A nun in full black habit is walking past a bar when a drunk utghar stumbles out, sees her, and punches her square in the nose. Before she can scream, he lands a sloppy one-two and an uppercut. When she goes down, he starts kicking her with his scuffed hooved toe feet things. As a crowd gathers, the goat stops, staggers back, and slurs, "You're not so tough, Batman!"