Gawyn's Horus stories

Klutu · 09-08-2009, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Umaril

No player can say he hardly reads, we read the chat all day

lol well i dont read stories i read childish spam on realm

now we need a epic story of me deserting Syrtis and joining alsius!! i think a epic battle between me and faith is needed! where faith blocks 4 hits and throws me over the bridge!

UmarilsStillHere · 09-08-2009, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Klutu

where faith blocks 4 hits and throws me over the bridge!

I got 3 in a row vs Tsu not to long ago

You would pwn me nowadays though

Jippy · 09-08-2009, 05:58 PM

I also like it... Keep them coming Gawyn!!! Maybe someday soon a website with anime will be in the works...

Regards.

veluchami · 09-08-2009, 07:09 PM

Lol that was a nice one !
It seems imagining efrendi as the evil tyrant seems to stir up people's fantasies

Gawyn_Trakkand · 09-08-2009, 10:11 PM

I'm glad some like it i've been thinking of another very short one :P

Music was shattering the peaceful night of Horus. Another party to honor the Gods of War, otherwise known as Devs. The Devs strong and limitless in their power could throw one hell of a party, known for his prowess in the partying was Surak most awesome of all Devs. He decided on superhero fancy dress.

In Syrtis the zerg was preparing to leave for the party. Bloody battles had been fought over who could be the Green arrow, Poison Ivy and Nightchill was forced into skin tight lycra and made to be the Green Goblin.

Meanwhile in Alsius Arcana had appointed himself Mr Freeze, Klos somehow found himself as The Penguin.

Ignis on the other hand planned and organized and planned some more, Then with brutal efficency they all picked Superman/woman. Except Dark Barbarian who was kept in his keep locked up for no one trusted him with paste nevermind making his own costume.

The party was a blast people drank and killed then drank some more. Then a boom as the door to the fortress where the party was being held blew open, there stood Surak greatest of Devs he had sprayed on some spray on ginger stubble and a cowboy hat and stirrups. 'Behold the magestic awesomeness that is Chuck Norris.' Nightchill immediately piped up that Chuck Norris was not a real super hero, Surak round house kicked his account into deletion.
'Now the party can begin!'

Later on that even when everyone was too bored or drunk to care to lift a weapon never mind flourish a cape or push a stuffed crotch out in a heroic pose. Three loud bangs sounded on the door. Surak answered to his astonishment the lone non-Superman Ignis Dark Barbarian stood there.

Surak asked
'DB why are you out here and why are you so late'

Dark Barbarian innocently replyed
'I had to prepare my costume'

'Oh God.......... Why do you smell of Gasoline'

'FLAME ON!!!!!'

Klutu · 09-08-2009, 10:28 PM

Rofl!!!

XD

Saryad · 09-08-2009, 10:54 PM

I actually lol'd

VandaMan · 09-08-2009, 11:45 PM

Thanks a lot, now I have to clean Dr. Pepper off my computer screen.

Nightchill · 09-09-2009, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Gawyn_Trakkand

there stood Surak greatest of Devs he had sprayed on some spray on ginger stubble and a cowboy hat and stirrups. 'Behold the magestic awesomeness that is Chuck Norris.' Nightchill immediately piped up that Chuck Norris was not a real super hero, Surak round house kicked his account into deletion.

Don't give him any ideas, like he wasn't creative enough last time he banned me.

Klutu · 09-09-2009, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Nightchill

Don't give him any ideas, like he wasn't creative enough last time he banned me.

lol

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09-08-2009, 10:28 PM	#6
Klutu Baron Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 714	Rofl!!! XD __________________ Ramsli Klutu

09-08-2009, 10:54 PM	#7
Saryad Initiate Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Birmingham UK Posts: 199	I actually lol'd __________________ Saint Saryad

09-08-2009, 05:58 PM	#3
Jippy Initiate Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Any place that has beer Posts: 179	I also like it... Keep them coming Gawyn!!! Maybe someday soon a website with anime will be in the works... Regards.

09-08-2009, 07:09 PM	#4
veluchami Initiate Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: San Francisco Posts: 117	Lol that was a nice one ! It seems imagining efrendi as the evil tyrant seems to stir up people's fantasies

09-08-2009, 10:11 PM	#5
Gawyn_Trakkand Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cheshire, England Posts: 219	I'm glad some like it i've been thinking of another very short one :P Music was shattering the peaceful night of Horus. Another party to honor the Gods of War, otherwise known as Devs. The Devs strong and limitless in their power could throw one hell of a party, known for his prowess in the partying was Surak most awesome of all Devs. He decided on superhero fancy dress. In Syrtis the zerg was preparing to leave for the party. Bloody battles had been fought over who could be the Green arrow, Poison Ivy and Nightchill was forced into skin tight lycra and made to be the Green Goblin. Meanwhile in Alsius Arcana had appointed himself Mr Freeze, Klos somehow found himself as The Penguin. Ignis on the other hand planned and organized and planned some more, Then with brutal efficency they all picked Superman/woman. Except Dark Barbarian who was kept in his keep locked up for no one trusted him with paste nevermind making his own costume. The party was a blast people drank and killed then drank some more. Then a boom as the door to the fortress where the party was being held blew open, there stood Surak greatest of Devs he had sprayed on some spray on ginger stubble and a cowboy hat and stirrups. 'Behold the magestic awesomeness that is Chuck Norris.' Nightchill immediately piped up that Chuck Norris was not a real super hero, Surak round house kicked his account into deletion. 'Now the party can begin!' Later on that even when everyone was too bored or drunk to care to lift a weapon never mind flourish a cape or push a stuffed crotch out in a heroic pose. Three loud bangs sounded on the door. Surak answered to his astonishment the lone non-Superman Ignis Dark Barbarian stood there. Surak asked 'DB why are you out here and why are you so late' Dark Barbarian innocently replyed 'I had to prepare my costume' 'Oh God.......... Why do you smell of Gasoline' 'FLAME ON!!!!!'

09-08-2009, 11:45 PM	#8
VandaMan Baron Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 747	Thanks a lot, now I have to clean Dr. Pepper off my computer screen.