I got killed so badly...

Mattdoesrock · 09-16-2009, 12:21 AM

This is all that was left..

If someone could inform my next of kin, I'd be very greatful.

Gawyn_Trakkand · 09-16-2009, 01:14 AM

Surak: hello is this Mrsdoesrock?

Mrsdoesrock: yes it is

Surak: I'm afraid your son was involved in a violent assault on his person and has lost his life. Actually he was pwned so hard only a very small piece of him was left

Mrsdoesrock: Oh God this cant be, He..... wasnt Tbagged.... was he?

Surak: i'm afraid that hairs found at the scene indicate that your son was violated after the point of death

Mrsdoesrock: *wailing sobs*

Surak: i'm very sorry.

Radian · 09-16-2009, 04:00 AM

I told them you were there. I wanted to see if a shoe could still be ressed.

-Edge- · 09-16-2009, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gawyn_Trakkand

Surak: hello is this Mrsdoesrock?

Mrsdoesrock: yes it is

Surak: I'm afraid your son was involved in a violent assault on his person and has lost his life. Actually he was pwned so hard only a very small piece of him was left

Mrsdoesrock: Oh God this cant be, He..... wasnt Tbagged.... was he?

Surak: i'm afraid that hairs found at the scene indicate that your son was violated after the point of death

Mrsdoesrock: *wailing sobs*

Surak: i'm very sorry.

Angel_de_Combate · 09-16-2009, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gawyn_Trakkand

Surak: hello is this Mrsdoesrock?

Mrsdoesrock: yes it is

Surak: I'm afraid your son was involved in a violent assault on his person and has lost his life. Actually he was pwned so hard only a very small piece of him was left

Mrsdoesrock: Oh God this cant be, He..... wasnt Tbagged.... was he?

Surak: i'm afraid that hairs found at the scene indicate that your son was violated after the point of death

Mrsdoesrock: *wailing sobs*

Surak: i'm very sorry.

You really think Surak would use the phrase "pwned so hard" to a grieving relative? lol

Gawyn_Trakkand · 09-16-2009, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angel_de_Combate

You really think Surak would use the phrase "pwned so hard" to a grieving relative? lol

Almost definatly. Actually i hope surak posts on this and says 'YES, YES I WOULD!!!'

Angel_de_Combate · 09-16-2009, 02:26 PM

Ah but you see you said

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gawyn_Trakkand

Almost definatly.

I detect a hint of doubt there Mr Trakkand

Gawyn_Trakkand · 09-16-2009, 02:28 PM

the 'Almost' part was me implying that i dont think that Surak would actually bother informing a loved one of anything. Miss de_combate :P

RegnumIrae · 09-16-2009, 04:28 PM

LoL, poor Matt

Arafails · 09-23-2009, 06:03 AM

I definitely detect some bad spelling, but I have to agree with Gawyn here....

Perhaps in the future we'll even see this phrasing in eulogies?

09-16-2009, 12:21 AM	#1
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09-16-2009, 04:00 AM	#3
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09-23-2009, 06:03 AM	#10
Arafails Baron Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Not where it looks like, to either of us. Posts: 706	I definitely detect some bad spelling, but I have to agree with Gawyn here.... Perhaps in the future we'll even see this phrasing in eulogies? __________________ If you can't detect sarcasm yourself, please pay attention when it's pointed out to you. Arathael :: Wyrd Sceote :: Gwn M'ger — Soul Taker, Imperial Guard of Ignis

09-16-2009, 01:14 AM	#2
Gawyn_Trakkand Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cheshire, England Posts: 219	Surak: hello is this Mrsdoesrock? Mrsdoesrock: yes it is Surak: I'm afraid your son was involved in a violent assault on his person and has lost his life. Actually he was pwned so hard only a very small piece of him was left Mrsdoesrock: Oh God this cant be, He..... wasnt Tbagged.... was he? Surak: i'm afraid that hairs found at the scene indicate that your son was violated after the point of death Mrsdoesrock: wailing sobs Surak: i'm very sorry.

09-16-2009, 02:28 PM	#8
Gawyn_Trakkand Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cheshire, England Posts: 219	the 'Almost' part was me implying that i dont think that Surak would actually bother informing a loved one of anything. Miss de_combate :P

09-16-2009, 04:28 PM	#9
RegnumIrae Banned Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,146	LoL, poor Matt