Whats your Fortune?

Syd_Vicious · 12-15-2009, 03:23 AM

People in general kept coming up with funny fortune cookie lines, here is the one I used:

http://alsius.000space.com/images/prisoner.jpg

Feel free to post your fav fortune cookie message here.

Dannboy · 12-15-2009, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Syd_Vicious

People in general kept coming up with funny fortune cookie lines, here is the one I used:

http://weirdfortunecookies.com/f/prisoner.jpg

Feel free to post your fav fortune cookie message here.

I only see a X =(

Pizdzius · 12-15-2009, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Hello! I am un unhelpful 404 page.

If you have no idea what that means, I have done my job well, and I am happy.

If you want to get away from me you will need to click the big logo at the very top. That's right — the one that says "Weird Fortune Cookie Collection".
If for some reason there is no big logo at the top then you can just click here, I guess.

Thank you for stopping by! I hope this has been confusing.

epic lulz for an 404

Syd_Vicious · 12-16-2009, 12:55 AM

link redirected to our Error Clan site, should be good to go now. Also yes I am glad to see a humor site can have fun with its 404 messages.

platyna · 12-16-2009, 10:08 AM

My favorite quotes:

Quote:

In order to avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing and be nothing.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Quote:

Welcome to the Internet, where men are men, women are men and little girls are federal agents.

Quote:

I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.
-- Florence Henderson

Quote:

Society that tames their rebels, gains peace but losses the future.
-- Anthony de Mello

Quote:

To have a proper outlook on your position in life, you need a dog that will admire you and a cat that will ignore you.
-- Derek Bruce

Quote:

Women and cats will always do what they want, so men and dogs should relax and get used to this.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

Quote:

An average dog is a better man than an average man.
-- Andrew A. Rooney

Quote:

I am thinking to have a dog or have a baby, but I can't decide if I should either ruin my carpet or my liffe.
-- Rita Rudner

Quote:

The Internet? We are not interested in it.
-- Bill Gates, 1993

Quote:

Sometimes we do get taken by surprise. For example, when the Internet came along, we had it as a fifth or sixth priority.
-- Bill Gates, 1998

Quote:

One voice can be stronger than the thousand voices.
-- Kathryn Janeway

Quote:

Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time
to reform.
-- Mark Twain

Quote:

There are times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest.
-- Elie Wiesel

Quote:

I never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain

Quote:

Carpe diem! Seize the day boys! Make your lifes extraordinary!
-- John Keating

And today's login fortune:

Quote:

We are governed not by armies and police but by ideas.
-- Mona Caird, 1892

Regards.

Dannboy · 12-16-2009, 10:40 AM

I never opened a fortune cookie, but my quotes are in my Signature

Oh, and "I cry when angels deserve to die" from Chop Suey! by SOAD

Immune · 12-16-2009, 11:50 AM

One of the ones from chat was "You will read a fortune cookie." And then it came true.

One of mine was "This fortune is false." Think about that

Pizdzius · 12-16-2009, 06:57 PM

Pity I never encountered fortune cookies in Poland, but it might be because we don't have that big chinese food companies. Requires to produce a full polish cookie fortune business I guess.

platyna · 12-16-2009, 08:52 PM

I have fortune cookies displayed on console on login.

Regards.

12-15-2009, 03:23 AM	#1
Syd_Vicious Initiate Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: The Desert, The Mountains, The Sky Posts: 152	Whats your Fortune? People in general kept coming up with funny fortune cookie lines, here is the one I used: http://alsius.000space.com/images/prisoner.jpg Feel free to post your fav fortune cookie message here. __________________ Doing something maybe nothing, maybe nothing with something. Last edited by Syd_Vicious; 12-16-2009 at 12:57 AM.

12-16-2009, 12:55 AM	#4
Syd_Vicious Initiate Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: The Desert, The Mountains, The Sky Posts: 152	link redirected to our Error Clan site, should be good to go now. Also yes I am glad to see a humor site can have fun with its 404 messages. __________________ Doing something maybe nothing, maybe nothing with something.

12-16-2009, 10:40 AM	#6
Dannboy Initiate Join Date: May 2008 Location: With DB on the top of Mount Doom were Sauron lives. Posts: 206	I never opened a fortune cookie, but my quotes are in my Signature Oh, and "I cry when angels deserve to die" from Chop Suey! by SOAD __________________ Dannboy, Horus Knight lv 50 Ignis After two years The Cake Is A Lie _But there's no sense crying over every mistake. We just keep on trying till we run out of cake.

12-16-2009, 11:50 AM	#7
Immune Master Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: New York Posts: 279	One of the ones from chat was "You will read a fortune cookie." And then it came true. One of mine was "This fortune is false." Think about that __________________ This is a lie.

12-16-2009, 06:57 PM	#8
Pizdzius Baron Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Polish Side of RA Posts: 779	Pity I never encountered fortune cookies in Poland, but it might be because we don't have that big chinese food companies. Requires to produce a full polish cookie fortune business I guess. __________________ Pizdzius Swedzioszek Leader of CBA Regnum Comic <- my Regnum Comic , RSS version -> RSS (if you wish to contact me on my other realm character: Ignis - Josephine)

12-16-2009, 08:52 PM	#9
platyna Initiate Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Poland Posts: 234	I have fortune cookies displayed on console on login. Regards. __________________ Syrtis, Horus: Platyna (Conjurer), Platyna Ahn (Warlock), Platyna Ida (Hunter), Platyna Ira (Barbarian)