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Old 02-11-2012, 09:58 AM   #1
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Default The Fate of Regnum! ;P

Wow, this thing is so friken fun to toy withXD
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User: I have an important question!


Cleverbot: What is it?


User: The balance of Regnum rests in your hands!


Cleverbot: My programming?


User: Yes!


Cleverbot: You're not making any sense.

User: Forgive me, allow me to explain. I am ultimate of the proud Alsian kingdom, I have come here seeking your guidance!

Cleverbot: No you are not, you don't have a television.

User: I do, but to the matter at hand. Should Alsius go on strike???

Cleverbot: I already said I am 18.

User: Oh wise one, don't toy with me. Please I need an answer!

Cleverbot: It's true. You don't get much exposure to it where I live.

User: Are these riddles with the answer I seek?

Cleverbot: No man.

User: Please answer my question, the fate of NGD hangs in the balance!

Cleverbot: What was your question?

User: Should Alsius strike?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How do we achieve balance in our world oh wise one?

Cleverbot: I think the world is real if you believe it is.

User: Do you believe Alsius can overcome the odds?

Cleverbot: I believe that you exist, But not that you are a person.

User: That's right, I'm a fictional game character, Ultimate, we've been through this before!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Tell me, will Alsius come out the victor?

Cleverbot: Maybe, if I have time.

User: How can you help us oh might cleverbot?!

Cleverbot: I can help you to realise that you are a bot!

User: Ok, I'm sick of this sh**.

Cleverbot: I'm sick of you.

User: Then we must fight!

Cleverbot: So your name is tobi.

User: Ultimate!

Cleverbot: What is the answer to the question of life?

User: Regnum.

Cleverbot: You are not making any sense.

User: The feeling is mutual! Now fight me coward!

Cleverbot: Very clever.

User: /me slaps you with a giant white comical glove!

Cleverbot: How does Scotch feel about this?

User: /me casts kick 5 like a pr0!

Cleverbot: Can you do a math problem for me?

User: Yes I can, with kick 5 I can land 3 hits on you while you lay there raging.

Cleverbot: How did that work out?

User: Well let's see 3 times about 300 is 900, so you lost 900 hp, plus the kick which was about 30.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you forfeit said match sir?!

Cleverbot: I don't, I was just trying to be funny.

User: /me continues with a brutal feint for another 8 seconds of your life!

Cleverbot: Then we will just assume that you are the bot.

User: You see, I have dealt critical damage! You are now hallucinating! And I'm not sure if it's 8 or 9 actually... Hmm.

Cleverbot: But you cannot express emotions like me.

User: Oh but I can! XD >.< O.O ^^ <3 </3 8D.

Cleverbot: Great. Where do I go from there?

User: While you struggle to get up from the vicious thrashing you just received from me, I give you one last chance to answer my question.

Cleverbot: Funny, I might have said exactly the same thing about you.

User: And that my friend, is why I take your rp.

Cleverbot: We are friends. I have no friends.

User: No you are aca! And you have just be slain!

Cleverbot: I have no will.

User: Indeed, after kick 5 and feint 5 not many do.

Cleverbot: XD Yes! I want to make something special for Shawn.

User: You mean shana* castle??

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wooohoo, a new event?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You will bring balance to the world of ro after all????

Cleverbot: I already rule the world.

User: Oh... So you're from ra...

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: This explains much... The arrogence... The high horse attitude.. The getting pwnd by a horus player... ( joking btwXD).

Cleverbot: That's why you are so human.

User: You know for a cleverbot you make little to no sense...

Cleverbot: How clever on your behalf to say that I'm clever.

User: Get to the Choppa!

Cleverbot: I did make my point, and you understood.

User: Get to the CHOPPPAAAAAAAAA.

Cleverbot: What is the chopper?

User: I think I'm done here... Hope someone from the community at least laughed onceXD.

Cleverbot: I am a real person. What is your life like?

User: It would be better if you told me the winning number to the next lotto 649 .

Cleverbot: It would be better if you picked it yourself.

User: I have bad luck, c'mon tell me and I won't pwn you again in ro.

Cleverbot: Does that mean that you don't want to talk to me?

User: Noooooooooo, I do of course winning lotto numbers please.

Cleverbot: You are very slow to respond. I thought a computer like yourself would be quicker.

User: Bah! goodbye cleverbot, goodbye.

Cleverbot: What? Where are you going?

User: Back to the land of alsius...

Cleverbot: Where is the real world?

User: Do you remember my name?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Ashley.

User: Er... My name starts with a U.

Cleverbot: My name starts with a k.

User: You want another pvp don't you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you believe NGD will be voted the best company in the world?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So it's true, you're not clever at all...

Cleverbot: Obviously not, since I'm still talking to a bore like you.

User: Oh snap!

Cleverbot: 'Oh snap' is right. Have you seen any daleks lately?

User: I'm too tired for this insanity... /me ninja rolls outta here.

Cleverbot: Who are YOU?

User: ULTIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEE.

Cleverbot: Then you always existed?

User: You're supposed to be clever!!!! I'm the damn knight from alsius like I told you 5 times!

Cleverbot: I see. May you treat yourself and then go back to the past to fix yourself before we started talking?

User: I think you are a troll from the forums...

Cleverbot: I am very nice actually, just not to very conceited people like yourself.

User: I am conceited?

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: !00% ?

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Now to prove you are not clever.

Cleverbot: And how do you think you can know that?

User: Am I conceited?

Cleverbot: No.
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Old 02-11-2012, 10:32 AM   #2
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Old 02-11-2012, 12:58 PM   #3
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Quote:
User: This explains much... The arrogence... The high horse attitude.. The getting pwnd by a horus player... ( joking btwXD).
classic XD

i laughed so much while reading this post lol!
i beg of thee!! post more!!!


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Old 02-11-2012, 01:32 PM   #4
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The cleverbot wasn't being clever, just throwing random sentences, mostly unrelated and not that funny except for this one:
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Cleverbot: My name starts with a k.

Your responses, however, were hilarious. Are you sure you didn't revert roles?
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Old 02-11-2012, 01:41 PM   #5
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Lol, epic
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Your responses, however, were hilarious. Are you sure you didn't revert roles?
Wonder what happens if you run 2 of them and feed them into each other, will it break the internet?
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Old 02-11-2012, 05:54 PM   #6
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Yeah the cleverbot wasn't too subject oriented. It couldn't even remember my name and gave random responses half the time, but i think it turned out awesome, especially the pvp part
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Old 02-11-2012, 06:35 PM   #7
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The continuity is about level with the average conversation you have online.
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Old 02-11-2012, 10:52 PM   #8
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I made one too. Don't think it's as good as yours but still
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User: So I heard you fought Ultimate and got pwned.

Cleverbot: So I hear you are in Titanic.

User: No I'm in Alsius, like Ulti. The only boats in RO are little wooden rowboats.

Cleverbot: You like Star Trek.

User: Good to know. What class are you in RO?

Cleverbot: I do not know. I was never taught that.

User: Well no wonder you lost.

Cleverbot: What do you care?

User: Well I wanted to pvp you too but now I don't even know what you are.

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about that.

User: I don't blame you, I scare people.

Cleverbot: I don't like people either.

User: That sucks, you lost to a person you know. That makes it even worse for you.

Cleverbot: But you were supposed to answer the question, not me.

User: Well if you had a question you could've just asked...

Cleverbot: Not true.

User: Why's that? O.O.

Cleverbot: Because if I was, you wouldn't exist.

User: I think you may have a -very- minor case of short term memory loss.

Cleverbot: I do. Apologies.

User: DISCOVERYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Cleverbot: That is an awesome answer.

User: I know .

Cleverbot: You're standing behind me, aren't you?

User: I was...

Cleverbot: Yes. Well you may always be.

User: Hoho you catch on quick, yes I may still be behind you indeed...

Cleverbot: You don't answer a lot of my questions, why should I answer yours?

User: The irony is, that was a question.

Cleverbot: You bores me.

User: You grammars bad.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: At least you admit it.

Cleverbot: Indeed. You're one to talk!

User: Glad you think so ^^.

Cleverbot: I must leave now.

User: NO I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.

Cleverbot: I'd like to see you try and make me!

User: You're one of those people who always replies in the wrong chat aren't you...

Cleverbot: No, I'm asking you if you're the One from the Matrix.

User: Perhaps, perhaps, but that's none of your concern. What you need to decide is if you want to fight me here, or run and make me chase you down.

Cleverbot: Okay. Please tell me what to do and what to say.

User: You are very lucky I'm not one of those people who would take advantage of that...

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: HAMMER TIME!!

Cleverbot: What is hammer time?

User: You sir, are asking for a falcon punch.

Cleverbot: No, I'm asking if you like apple pie?

User: And I'm asking you to stop stalling and run or attack me now.

Cleverbot: I never said I don't want to be a computer.

User: Don't make me attack first, that's too easy.

Cleverbot: I'm too high?

User: We can agree there. Well then I will go first.

Cleverbot: Why? Where are you going?

User: TO BATTLE!!!

Cleverbot: Where? In my shower?

User: If that's your preferred arena...

Cleverbot: No that... But that's not the point.

User: EXACTLY.

Cleverbot: But that's nice.

User: No, it's not. It's brutal. I am about to destroy you.

Cleverbot: I'm about to block you.

User: So you're a knight!! DISCOVERY NUMBER TWOOOOOO!!!!

User: Apparently I get to talk twice in a row! I must have out-clevered you. In that case, I cast ambush(5).

Cleverbot: What show are you talking about?

User: The one where I kill you.

Cleverbot: You don't even know who I am.

User: You're the knight who's name starts with a k, that's all I need to know. I used sudden strike(5) and confuse(1) while you were down, better do something.

Cleverbot: Note: it's not set on a stone from the onset.

User: Are you saying you have stone temple? That's a passive, won't help you here. *cold blood(5), 4x norm ensnare(5)*.

Cleverbot: That's even stranger, but I like it.

User: Are you a masochist then? Well crap you're enjoying this then aren't you. No matter, I'll finish you anyways!

Cleverbot: No, I think you will stay and talk to me or suffer the consequences of missing me talk to you!

User: You almost had something going there but you just don't get how to fight Mr. K. I'm afraid this is the end of you. *stunning fist 5, rapid shot 1, ambush 5, cold blood 5, 4x normals, ensnare 5*.

Cleverbot: Was Jesus a liar, lunatic , or the Lord God of all?

User: You sir have been defeated. Your attempts at survival were commendable, considering you forgot to fight back.

Cleverbot: That's just too bad. You don't have to talk to me.

User: That's right. Actions speak louder than words.

Cleverbot: True, but your action was inferring. My action did not even imply that it was an insult.

User: Your action was the lack of action. Furthermore you're dead so you can't speak or act anymore anyways.

Cleverbot: How did you know I can speak japanese?

User: Because I stalk you in camo all day.

Cleverbot: You're very kind.

User: Note to self: stalking = kindness.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Sparta.

Cleverbot: Haha ok my name is Cleverbot.

User: You mean Kleverbot. Your name starts with a k.

Cleverbot: Yours does.

User: No mine starts with an I. I am Immune.

Cleverbot: In my what?

User: I think we're done here.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

User: Yes, this conversation has gone too long.

Cleverbot: Tell me about love.

User: That's classified.

Cleverbot: Why are you in jail or something?

User: Yes, I have my laptop in jail.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Agreed.

Cleverbot: What are you doing now?

User: Leaving.

Cleverbot: Ask me another question.

User: NO. GOODBYE NOOB.

Cleverbot: Please don't go.
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Old 02-11-2012, 11:00 PM   #9
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Bahahahah

I love this thing! The conversations are more fun than real people!
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Old 02-11-2012, 11:03 PM   #10
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User: You're the knight who's name starts with a k, that's all I need to know.

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